>So you be Thor and I be Odin >You rodent, I'm

>Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
>You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Rap God is really an extremely lyrically embarrassing song.

>>71904486
I don't think this is an example of that at all, especially since you left an entire line out that pulled an idea together with another rhyme.

>>71904515
>implying I was implying those two lines were embarassing together when they are just embarrassing by themselves

>On the wall of shame
>pulls these rhymes and and ideas together
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma

>>71904605
this is the most retarded, 14 year old logic I've ever heard. you can take anything, literally anything, out of context like you just did and make it look absolutely stupid. you actually took the entire idea out of a verse by removing an entire line out of the verse, and called it stupid. you have to see the problem here. I don't even like this fucking song, but the way your head works is so fucking bizarre.

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"Go ahead and grip glocks
I'll snap your trigger finger in six spots
You'll have to lip lock with hypodermic needles to lick shots
I'll watch you topple flat
Put away your rings and holla back
Can't freestyle, you're screwed off the top like bottle caps
Beneath the surface, I'm over heating your receiver circuits
By unleashing deeper verses than priests speak in churches
What you preach is worthless
Your worship defeat the purpose
Like President Bush taking bullets for the Secret Service
Beyond what ya'll fathom
I shit on cats and jaw tap 'em
Show no compassion like having a straight faced orgasm
Tour jack 'em, have his half a ten bitch suck my friend's dick
In the mean time, you can French kiss this clenched fist
Diabolic, a one man brigade spreading cancer plague
Fist fucking a pussy's face, holding a hand grenade
So if I catch you bluffin'
Faggot, you're less than nothing
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction"


woah.

>>71904697
>I shit on cats
BAHAHAHA

>>71904409
I've never been blown away by an Eminem line, someone give me one to change my mind

>>71904674
>out of context
there is no context that would make "alcohol of fame" not awful. same with "walk a flock of flames". i wasn't even attacking the ideas behind the lyrics, i was obviously attacking how laughable his word play is. context can't erase how damn awful "you make elevator music, I make elevating music" is.

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>>71904900
>my name is eminem
>and after number 9 i say the number ten

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>>71904900
>I'll sit on you
>I will sit on you
>I'll sit on you

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>>71904900
>they call me slim shady
>and after the number 79 i say the number eighty

>>71904900
Personally, I just really like his funny lines.

>Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
>A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
>Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
>Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
>By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
>When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (heyyy!)

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>>71904900
>they call me stan
>because I'm the man

>>71904900
>My name is Slim Shady and we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>>71904900
>backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

>>71905047
>>71905120
>>71905157
Goddamn b that's some good shit

>>71904900
>Oy vey
>That boy's gay

>>71904900
>I'll be on my ramen noodle
>We got nothing in common poodle
>I'm a doberman, pinch yourself

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>>71904900
>i'm eminem but not the pretzel kind
>i'm the other type
>you'll see im nuts when you look in my mind

>>71904900

>>I feel like I'm walking a tight rope without a circus net
>>Poppin' Percocet, I'm a nervous wreck
>>I deserve respect, but I work a sweat for this worthless check
>>I'm about to burst this TEC at somebody to reverse this debt


>>Or comfortable and roomy in a 6
>>But they threw me in the mix with all these gloomy lunatics

pretty much most of this https://genius.com/Eminem-rock-bottom-lyrics

>>71904900
>I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
>Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
>My salsa, well, look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"
>My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa

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>>71905484
good post

>>71904900

>Dear Slim,
>I heard you like sum moms spaghetti
>So i wrote dis letter while im ghettin sum ready
>My brother Donnie went to get sum sauce, and i read about you uncle Ronnie... am sorry
>But anyways, fuck ir, wuts been up man hows your daughter
>My girlfriends pregent too, im about to be a father
>Guess what imma call her?
>Spaghetti