> been dating for months > she starts dropping hints shits

>>71892109

I can say with 100% certainty that you've never had a girlfriend

I took my gf to see them in October and she had a legitimate panic attack

>>71892130

You don't have a girlfriend

>>71892109
fuck her in half

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>been dating for months
>show her madvilliany
>she likes it
>show her money store
>'I think it'd be better if we saw different people, anon'
>mfw

>>71892484

You've never dated anyone

>>71892109
>months
>marriage
>KIDS
m i s s i o n
a b o r t

>>71892559
This

Seriously, that's a huge red flag, why would you be down with that shit OP?
If I wasn't 100% sure you never had a gf, that's what I would ask you.

>likes death grips
>has gf

lol

I put on "Hacker" in the presence of my gf once and she told me it was the worst thing she had ever heard.

>>71893288
Hacker is really bad

>>71892109
>dating for months
>talking marriage, kids
You've sincerely fucked up.

>>71892109
>when your girlfriend has a better taste than you

>>71892153
>>71892120
>>71892517

kek, this guy

>tfw my gf and i listen to exmilitary together ocassionally and she at least pretends to like it

i guess it's because i pretend to enjoy listening to some of the shit she likes, ldr, amy winehouse, etc.

luckily she understands how expansive and good my taste is and some of the more normie shit i like has influenced her taste in music such as tame impala before currents, melody's echo chamber, beach house, broadcast, and captain beefheart a little cause i got the mono pressing of safe as milk not that long ago and we've listened to it a few times together.

anyway i've never had a girlfriend

>>71893288

you've never had a girlfriend

>>71893456

You're lying

>>71893456
>how expansive and good my taste is

You're only one step ahead of her.

>>71892130
My gf had a panic attack just because it was crowded.
Shes super cute though

>>71893515

You don't have a girlfriend

I fucking hate Death Grips fans. They are the worst fanbase in music. I can no longer discuss some of my favorite albums of this decade because anytime I try "lol meme grips pennis xd". Fuck you.

>>71893534
Ya I do, want pics?

>>71893576

you don't

>>71893585
I do times infinity!!!! Hahahaha I win!

>>71893603
You have the eyes of someone who listens to death grips

>>71893603

Posting an unidentifying picture of the fat sausage fingers of a whale next to some effeminate looking 16 year old to prove to some shitposter that you have a girlfriend isn't really convincing proof.

no gf ever checking in

>>71893603
>likes death grips
>looks like an underage
oh boy

>>71893603

You're fat, so is she.

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>show gf DG
>she likes it, or at least pretends to
feels good

>>71892130
in my first dg show i saw this attractive young couple look at each other and kiss each other in the middle of the pit because they were enjoying themselves so much. feels bad man.

>>71893561
thats why you only discuss bands, movies, etc like them with your close friends

>>71893687
it's a cropped photo kek, there's just no pleasing anon is there? maybe you're the fat one, projecting your insecurity in shitpost form

>>71893515
Yeah mine was the same way, she thought she was gonna be trampled cuz she's short.
>>71893288
Hacker was actually the only song of theirs I've played she's pretended to like. I think it's cuz they reference gaga and the apple store haha

>>71893687
hello my good virgin bitch

>>71893697
no h8 but wtf is wrong with your eyebrow famalama

>>71893738
idk senpai, half of it is blonde, it's uncomfy looking. and makes me feel like i have half fucking eyebrows, looks esp bad in low light.

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This shit has actually been on my mind. Have a gf for the first time in years, and we've been going for about 3 months now. The most patrician thing I've shown her is RTJ because I have tickets to see em, and she was into it, so I think I might be safe to show her Death Grips. Thoughts? She listens to a lot of indie/pop punk as well as some fairly weird electronic music.

>>71893733
>>71893728

Triggered swine

>>71893697

Underaged and fat, would report you but what the fuck else would you do all day if you got banned from here? take more photos next to your fat sister so you can tell people you have a girlfriend?

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>>71893763
autism: the post

>>71893748
still love u (no homo)

>>71892595
>If I wasn't 100% sure you never had a gf, that's what I would ask you.
kek

>>71893763
thx for the (yous) brother but "reporting" me and getting me "banned" are just buzzwords you are using because you are flustered. it is not daytime as you can see by my timestamp. my gf is not my sister, i'm sorry you have that kink but no sister to cuddle and take pics with.

I imagine playing Autechre to my girlfriend sometimes to see what she thinks. I like to pretend I'd start off with something like Rettic Ac and she'd hate it but then I'd put on See On See and it would blow her mind. Man I wish I had a girlfriend.

>>71893837
i really want to play throbbing gristle to my gf

>>71893763
sorry once you have sex you dont get triggered anymore but you wouldnt know my good virgin bitch

>>71893762
Just don't sperg out when she inevitably doesn't like it. It's a pretty normal reaction.

>>71893843
Patently untrue>>71893843

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>>71893466
>>71893501

>>71893800
>>71893830
>>71893843

just for reference, I'm better looking than you anons and I've probably fucked triple the amount of women you have, this has no relevance to the fact that the guy posting pictures looks like a fat little underraged nu male but hopefully it stops you fellas deflecting

>play Get Got for exgf
>she asks why I'm listening to a homeless man screaming, asks if its a joke song
the beginning of the end

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>>71892109
>been dating gf for months
>show her buyer's market
>she hasn't said a single word to me since
Why are womemes such plebs?

>>71893943
>just for reference, I'm better looking than you anons and I've probably fucked triple the amount of women you have […]

3*0=0

>>71893762
dont "show" her any new music. just have it casually playing when she enters the room and see how she responds. it doesn't matter if she likes it as long as she doesn't find it unlistenable. even then you got headphones nigga

>>71893982

why did you delete your fat pictures?

>>71893943
for reference to what? how low quality your posts have been this entire thread? sad!

you are not, and you have not.

>nu male meme
let's see how alpha you are irl, maybe even a photo of you with one of those women you've shagged huh
no, of course not, there are no women in mom's basement, only one kissless virgin shitposter

My boyfriend has patrician taste unlike these shallow women. When will you accept that men are simply the superior partners?

>>71893762
https://youtu.be/r5GCn1BKkxg
Don't show her this one, it doesn't end well

>>71894022
>not having a trap gf with patrician taste and feminine looks

who else /masterrace/ here?

>>71894012
why would i leave them up? posting them in the first place is retarded but they served their purpose in triggering the virgin in the thread and i no longer need em

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>>71894014

is my tinder enough to validate my post? I don't want to post a photo because surely this is a meme and some fat underraged nu male isnt unironically posting these photos as some kind of brad.

>>71892109
>Been dating for days
>show her my music
>'There is no melodies in your tracks anon'
>Months later, release my first EP with more and more melodies to prove she is wrong
>Ask for a zip of my fav albums
>put a Beach House album - bloom, for the sake of mainstreamery
>fallinlove.bmp
>now she's fan of SOPHIE lol

>>71894791
edit.
>Don't even know if she likes my music because it is me or because it is actually good

Once, a few years ago, a girl hugged me.

>>71895064
iktf

>>71894058
t. Chad

>>71895095
Is it still the highlight of your love-life too?

>>71895170
no. my highlight is when some girl grinded my on some dancefloor

>>71895189
Was she some random girl, or did you know her?

>>71893561
Countersage

>>71895306
I knew her but it was the alcohol acting. never really had anything to do with before or after that.

Your Gf sounds cool. Death Grips sucks

>>71892109
You probably never talked to a girl in your life

>>71895510
Girls are a meme. It honestly doesn't fucking matter.

>>71896110
That's what I tell myself when I get too lonely

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>>71896110
pic related
>>71896692
ywn be there when pic related was posted

>>71893841
My gf loves throbbing gristle

>>71893762

If you're being serious, don't take a dumb thread like this seriously. Shockingly, women are capable of enjoying all different types of music. If she doesn't like it, that's cool too, plenty of men also don't/won't like them.

>>71893515
It might be DG tho; gf said the same thing when she went to one of their shows. Idc about them too much desu and she doesn't, either. But she also only likes shoegaze/keyboardcore/floaty California music with a lot of reverb.

>>71896692
It's accurate, though.

Women are memes. I mean they're a fucking joke. They think their existence warrants reward of some form. They think they can do no wrong and every man ought to break his fucking back to gain their courtship.

It's bullshit and not only do I refuse to acquiesce, I punish them for their arrogance.

Fuck women.

>>71892109
you never had a girlfriend

>>71892130
stop lying, pls. no girlfriend

>>71893288
you have no gf. never had

>>71893456
you have no girlfriend. stop

>>71892109
>sweetie
You can't date your mom anon, let alone marry.

>>71893515
You do not have a girlfriend.

>>71893703
You don't have a girlfriend

>>71898992

pls respond to this thread guys

>>71893837
>>71893841
>>71893943
>>71893953
>>71893972
>>71894791
>>71897409
You never had any girlfriends. STOP.

>>71898923
>>71898941
>>71898962
>>71898972
>>71898991
>>71899009
>>71899047
>investing this much value in having had a girlfriend
This is honestly pathetic.

I don't even want to imagine what it's like to have so much of your self-worth hinge on such arbitrary, meaningless bullshit.

You should kill yourself.

>>71899115
are you mad because i exposed you, shill? :)

>>71899177
None of those posts are mine.

>>71893288
I like DG but I don't like that song

>>71899177
>shill
back to >>>/pol/ friendo, nothing about any of this dudes posts is remotely 'shill' like

>>71892109
>not having a qt gf who you're turning into a patrician

Try to contain your jelly.

My gf is literally obsessed with Kanye.

And it's not just any Kanye, it's pre-MBDTF Kanye.

I don't like it.

Thinking of breaking up with her.

>>71899392
Parading your normieness around on this website should be a sin and all who do it should be punished severely.

>>71899430
>tfw she's my only friend

if only I was a normie

/r9k/ needs to go back to its containment board.

Robots are all worthless, disgusting subhumans who should be gassed.

>>71899418
You don't have a girlfriend

>>71893990
This is the complete inverse of good advice. It may actually be terrible advice. There's no possible way to make this good advice.

If you can't be comfortable enough to show your girlfriend some music, you need to 1) get the fuck over yourself 2) stop dating until you mature and/or 3) dump that self-centered bitch.