From the Ice Age to the dole age there is but one concern I have

>>71883775
How do you even get that big as a vegan?

>>71883775
moz more like mozzarella

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>>71883899
All of the donuts keeping me grounded
I never said
I never said
They were completely unfounded

>>71883775
If he worked out he would be fucking ripped.

If a ten ton truck, crushed the both of us, would you die?

>>71883913
lmao 10

>>71883899
same can be said about Fantano.

>>71884217
>>71883899
>vegans are somehow immune to calories

>>71884232
No one implied that. I'd just assume they eat more vegetables which aren't high calorie.

>>71884232
Nah, it's just that the things that are generally associated with being unhealthy and high in fat (sweets, big slabs of meat) contain things vegans won't eat (gelatine, the obvious), so it takes a lot of effort to get that big on fruit and veg alone.

>>71884271
First off I am pretty sure Fantano is a power lifter, so he intentionally eats a lot of calories.

Second off, vegans aren't limited to fruits and vegetables. They eat lots of beans, nuts, and pasta, which are very high in calories.

Also, when you're old like Morrissey, your metabolism slows down. A lot.

would still/10

>>71884371
Waiting for someone to mention the age. That's a big factor.

>>71883944
kek

>>71883981
it would be very grateful

>>71883899
Alcholol

>>71884271
Most veggies just eat a bunch of soy bean products and junk food like ramen. You would think having that constraint would encourage them to try a wider array of veg friendly food but it really doesnt.

That one photo of Morrissey holding his boob

>>71885816
Morrissey doesn't drink

>>71884371
>Also, when you're old like Morrissey, your metabolism slows down. A lot.

please be bait

>>71887852
Your basal metabolic rate drops 2% per decade. Your testosterone levels decrease with age.

Both result in weight gain.

Don't be an idiot.

>>71887885
Metabolism causing you to gain weight is a myth.

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And you say the pizza man's coming now
Well when exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited to long
And all of my cake is gone