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>mommy asks if I want to go to store with her
>i always do because if I don't she'll forget tendies
>put on shoes
>get in car
>mommy puts in a CD she has great taste in music
>this time it's a band i'm unfamiliar with
>after the first two seconds of the second track I know this will be good
>Save me from this prison
>Lord, help me get away
>Oh
>my
>Gosh
>This man has the voice of an angel
>Get to store
>Mommy turns off stereo
>I lose it
>Pull down pants
>Start projectile shitting so hard it breaks the windshield
>Mommy seems dissatisfied
>She should have though of that before she ripped me out of my zone
>get out of car
>urinate on mom while screaming and bashing my head on the car door
>mommy lets me stay in the car and listen to CD once more
>make sure she doesn't forget tendies
And THAT is how I discovered Los Lonely Boys.
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you worked too hard on this horrendous post to not get a reply. here you go
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dango
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>>71870960
What color were her panties?
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I unironically laughed reading this. It felt like I was on /r9k/, which is good given all the normiefilth on /mu/. :^)
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AHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M CUMM
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intelligent frog poster
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>common pepe
>tendie thread on /mu/
>shit band
Fuck off newfag
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>>71870960
tendies are a dead meme but my mom used to play los lonely boys in the car too so I like this post
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>>71870960
>wasn't listening to Paul Simon - Graceland
Obviously fake.
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>>71871243
Me too
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okay
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