>yesterday I was about to bang a chick and couldn't mantain

isolated with my fears

left alone with my tears

it's hardest when no one hears

me

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stop watching porn

this happened to me a few weeks ago buddy, i still lost my virginity at the ripe age of 19, but didnt even nut : (

accept it and start trying nofap for a bit. it actually works if youre looking to improve your sex drive

also heres some tunes to get your motivation up, none of that whiny mopey shit my man, start getting motivated

Christof De Babylon - If you're into it, I'm out of it

Anti Cimex - Victims of A Bomb Raid

Copout - Copout

Bitch Ass Darius - Follow The Sound

The Velvet Underground - White Light/White Heat

>>71799298
kek, what are you gay

>>71799411
OP here. I lost it properly at 22, and yesterday was my second time, actually (I'm 26)

I was nervous so I drank a lot, too many prelims (like TOO many, hour and a half or so). And by the time I wanted to put the condom it's 4am, tired as fuck and it didn't get up...

when this happens i just go down on her and get hard to the moans/taste

How do I stop cumming in like 2 minutes during sex? same thing happens to me while fapping

can't space myself out

>>71799529
>(like TOO many, hour and a half or so)
Wtf what sort of prelims were you fuckers doing for A HOUR AN A HALF?? [spoiler]I'll absolve you if it involved facesitting because that's my fetish[/spoiler]

>>71800049
cant tell if joke or not lol

>>71800049
Here's three tips:
1) Practice edging. Edging is where you learn when your "point of no return" is and learn to stop, let yourself cool off, and then go at it again. Repeat the process. In time, you will learn to not only control your orgasms, but make you last longer. So next time you fap, try it.
2) If you are about to lose it, start thinking of morbid shit--like fucking your grandma or eating shit, whatever. Hopefully this will distract you from blowing your load, and sort of hit the reset button.
3) Get really good at eating pussy. If I'm about to lose it, I just pull out and go down on her for a while. When I've gained my composure, go back to fucking her. repeat process until she cums or is getting bored.

>>71799529
>I drank a lot
that might be a part of the problem desu, whenever im significantly drunk my dick just goes to sleep

>>71800419
Yeah thank god I'm an oral god. I suck at proper sex.

>>71799298
have u tried living a healthy lifestyle

>>71800489
If you are oral god, they won't really care about the proper sex as much.

>>71800628
not always true some girls just dont care for oral at all
i refer to those women as "boring"

>>71799358
>stop playing xbox

>>71799298
This happened my first time, then I smoked pot before the second time. Everything went smooth.

Can't stop smoking pot now, though.

>>71800302
I'm not joking, I have like premature ejaculation or something. Doesn't take me that much to cum

>ITT: /mu/'s Sexology Clinic

>>71800628
While women love oral, penetration is important too. Some women get more kicks out of proper fucking than out of a good lick.

>>71800854
Get some of those retardation condoms then, they're supposed to "limp" your dick a bit so you will take more time to feel the friction and cum.

>>71799358
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw you watch hentai with your gf

>tfw literally almost never get an erection, even from porn, and when I do it's not because of sex drive, it's because of the wind or some shit
Am I a lost cause, lads? I've never even had anything close to a girlfriend. For reference, I'm fairly certain that my circumcision was botched and nobody had the heart to tell me. I wouldn't know, I have never looked at another man's penis for reference.

>>71800914
you could be asexual

>>71800936
Oh, alright then. Looks like I actually literally have no purpose to live if I can't reproduce.
Time to pull the trigger.

Calm down, it was probably because of the alcohol. Drink less next time and it'll be okay.

>>71800936
I've also never masturbated once in my life. Pornography literally never did anything for me, never gave me an erection. It all makes sense now.

>>71800986
>>71801144
That sucks bro, was having kids something you wanted?

>>71800914
You're weird.

I can only get off by doing weird stuff like putting my hands around her neck, or my fingers in her mouth while fucking her, or by watching her play with herself and dirty talk to me, otherwise it's just boring.

>>71800986
Hold it there friend
You can achieve so much more than the average human. You never have to be distracted by thoughts of sex, jealousy, breakups etc. You don't have to waste your time trying to seduce a significant other. You can be friends with girls and guys alike, and all this obsession with sex that everyone else has is below you.

>>71800914
you might just have to find your fetish

>>71801236
Moreso having a wife/girlfriend, kids optional. I guess both are impossible.
>>71801435
Holy shit, never thought of it that way. Yeah, you're absolutely right. It's like how they say that you waste a third your life or whatever just sleeping, and if humans never had to sleep we'd get an extra ~30 years added to our life. Well, I can do that. Probably not going to get back 1/3 of my life, but at least a solid 1/8, if not 1/6 of my life not having to worry about dating, sex, marriage, cheating, divorce, all that. I mean, sure, I'll certainly die alone, but think of all the money I'll save! And when I die, it'll all go to a good cause like Doctors Without Borders or foster homes instead of risking the chance of having it go to some greedy leeches who squander it all and/or live their whole life being born on third base and thinking they hit a triple. Wow, this is so exhilarating. Thanks for that. I mean, yeah, it sucks that I will die alone, but that didn't stop Tesla.
>>71801568
Doubtful.
>>71801314
Yeah, that's why I have always had 0 friends. I mean, I also most likely come off as an autistic asshole to everyone I meet. I don't know.

These threads deserve to be in /r9k/

>>71801924
You do too.

Soft Machine desu

>>71802533
Underrated

>>71801924
You should know.

>>71799298

I Can't Stand Up for Falling Down - Elvis Costello and the Attractions