>first date >she grabs your phone and plugs it into the

Pretty safe since it's a shitty bar phone and can only play ringtones encoded in AMR or some shit.

my nokia 3210 doesn't have an aux

>musique concrete
>field recordings
>grouper
>earth
>sunn o)))

I'm dead in the water

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I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM

She may not life what she first comes across but I am totally confident in my taste so I think positive could be made from any track that came up.

Who the fuck just steals your phone from you?

It'll probably be some shitty black metal demo, so I'm definitely fycked.

>Death grips
>fleet foxes
>Animal collective
>Lightning bolt

50/50 change at her running away

>>71768804
The chase is on!

>Not having a passcode on your phone

>phone has barely any space
>only Gorillaz
I should be alright I guess

i don't have a phone so ha

>Minutemen
Fine
>Exuma
I'm extravagant to say the least
>Peter Sotos
Some guy send that by Whatsapp, he's kinda weird
>Gorillaz
Yeah it's good
>Flaming Lips
They tend to experiment a bit

...d-do I sound d-dork?-??

My phone is 95% full of albums I have downloaded but not listened to yet, so it'd be a gamble.
But I'm sure she'd hate it.

>>71768804
>>71768647
>>71768929

"I'm not like the other normies, I'm a DIFFERENT normie."

>GYBE - F#A# Infinity
>The Mars Volta - Tremulant
>The Flashbulb - Soundtrack to a Vacant Life
>Underoath - Lost in the Sound of Separation and O (Disambiguation)

only things I could see being a problem, and could also potentially lead to an interesting conversation, or turning her onto awesome music, so I'm not too worried

>>71768971
So?

Under The Influence of Giants - Mama's Room (Steve Aoki remix)

At least it answers the "are you gay?" question for me right away.

Gonna do this a few times.

>random accordian noise track from Black Foliage Animation Music
>Islands by King Crimson (Might actually get me laid)
>NIN - We're In This together (Not terrible, she'd probably have heard of NIN)
>Stars of the Lid drone track
>Picked! By Flying Lotus (Okay I'm fucked)
>The Avian Theme from the Rama Soundtrack (well it sounds nice)
>More Stars of the Lid Drone
>Black Sabbath - Children of the Grave (not bad)
>Skeleton - Long Ride (... no comment)
>System of a Down - Soil (Date canceled unless she like SOAD)

it will be mostly house and techno. i'll say im into house and techno. it isn't so hard guys.

How's she supposed to get past my passcode?

>Burial
>Frank Ocean
>some other IDM
I'm fine

>>71769274
>hey let me play some of your music anon it'll be cute hehe
>you will NEVER pass my code! whore

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Can - Aumgn

I'm fucked

Let it happen - Tame Impala
Drain you - Nirvana
Lazarus - Bowie
Teenage Crime - Adrian Lux
We exist - Arcade Fire
Viens, Mallika - dame Joan sutherland

i'm not doing great

>>71769326
Drain her ;)

Done three times:
spaceship -kanye west
reoccuring dreams - husker du
song for bob dylan - bowie

Could've been worse desu

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Meh, i think i'll be alright

Ok, did this a few times (mix of mainly rap, industrial, Enya, and a few normie albums):

1. A Daisy Chain for Satan - My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult (If she likes drugs, she's in. Otherwise the date is over.)

2. Hardstyle Family - Zatox/Tatanka (Depends on if she is a club goer, otherwise annoyed at the repetitive beat)

3. Karate - Baby Metal (Hopefully thinks it is weird but cool, otherwise she asks if I can understand Japanese and is weirded out)

4. Gibu - Wardruna (Wtf is this? Date over)

5. Gimme Chocolate!!! LIVE - Babymetal (see earlier)

6. Alles Wieder Offen - Einsturzende Neubauten (Is this noise? Can you understand this? Weirdo)

7. Cake and Sodomy - Marilyn Manson (Date over. Thinks I am a rapist).

I'm fucked.

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>>71768515
>implying I'd let her grab my phone in the first place
>implying I've been on a first date
please

turns into a rave

its the only way

The current girl likes "weird" music so it's gonna be fine (I even showed Merzbow to her, which she ironically liked)

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>>71769408

My playlist

GG Allin
Gary Glitter
Nicole 12
Meat Shits
Fornicator
Whore
Anal Cunt
Charles Manson

Guess how my date went.

>implying i will accept a girl that doesn't like the music i listen too

beta's

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>>71768515
>aux jack
>2017

>>71769476
>>71769408
wow how do we get on your level? clearly experience talking here. man it would be good to be you guys.

>>71769528
I know right...

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you tell me

I don't own a phone.

Checkmate. Crown me.

>>71769097
>Underoath - Lost in the Sound of Separation and O (Disambiguation)

Just saw them on Monday night at Terminal5

Good show

First 10 that pop up
1- Falsa Folha do Rosto - Boogarins
2- Blue - Elastica
3- Sunday Sunday - Blur
4- Represent - Nas
5- Bingo - M.I.A.
6- Rain - The Beatles
7- Bring Me Down - Kanye West
8- I Bleed - Pixies
9- So Appealed - Kanye West
10- Koka Kola - The Clash

Good list, it show my favorite genre (rock), but also that I'm open to different things.

Could work with the hipster/alternative type of girl

>>71769733
I saw them on their Farewell Tour with letlive. and mewithoutYou a few years back, one of the best shows I've ever been to

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>Overcoming social anxiety step by step: part 3

>call yourself a music fan
>don't even have an ipod classic

sudoku urself

1. Queens of the stone age - everybody knows that you're insane
2. Seether - gasoline
3. Bad religion - dearly beloved
4. Escape the fate - the guillotine
5. The cranberries - promises
6. Sabrepulse - star romance
7. Fedde le Grand & Nicky Romero ft Matthew Koma - Sparks (Atmozfears & Audiotricz remix)
8. Rise against - stained glass and marble
9. Yoko kanno - go to rakuen
10. God is an astronaut - snowfall

mixed feelings

>>71770258
>Seether
Haven't listened to them since WWE's No Way Out 2008

My phone freezes for like 10 seconds when the shuffle is pressed. I'd just say wow, you crashed me phone and take it away.

>>71768734
A woman.

1. Madvillain - Sickfit
2. Andrew Jackson Jihad - Sorry Bro
3. Kendrick Lamar - Untitled 07 | 2014-2016
4. Clarence Clarity - Off My Grid
5. Aesop Rock - Lotta Years
6. Eminem - My Name Is
7. Massive Attack - Risingsong
8. Sufjan Stevens - To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves an Inner Tube, Bath Mats, and 21 Able-bodied Men.
9. Madvilliain - Operation Lifesaver_Mint Test
10. Andrew Jackson Jihad - The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving

i hope she likes hip hop, nu male folk-punk, and art pop. if I had anco come up it would've sealed the deal, but unfortunately i didnt

>>71770895
>nu-male folk punk
If you like it why do you care if it's "nu-male" music?

Computer love
Computer love
Another lonely night
Stare at the TV screen
I don't know what to do
I need a rendezvous
Computer love
Computer love

>>71771009
i was joking
a lot of people call ajj a nu male band because of American Tune and because of how Sean Bonnette looks.

>>71768515
Lets see

First song on shuffle

Fun. - Be Calm


I'm good I believe
Although it's from their good album and not their more well known so who knows how it would be taken

Tim Buckley - Hallucinations
The Antlers - Sylvia
Danny Brown - Radio Song
Beach House - Wishes
Dirty Projectors - Dahlonegabhama

It's gonna be smooth

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just hit random on my spotify saved stuff 5 times

Kid Cudi - Dance For Eternity

Ariel Pink - Inside Looking Out

Swans - Sensitive Skin

Kid Cudi - Trapped In My Mind

Frank Ocean - Pink + White

>>71771302
>cont

err she'll probably pay no mind to what she doesn't know, and want to talk about Frank Ocean if she's into him.

Slow Dive - Alison
Alcest - L'eveil des muses
Beach House - You Came to Me
Death Grips - Artificial Death in the West
Yazoo - Midnight

1st 5 shuffle, qts HMU

>Beach Boys - Love To Say Da Da
>Quasimoto - Crime
>Brian Eno - Becalmed
>MF DOOM - The Hands Of Doom
>Talking Heads - Cities
>Denzel Curry - Ultimate

from just the first six I'm surprisingly not fucked

>>71768515
Girl's don't press shuffle
they go through every song to make sure you're not a lameo who listens to death grips

>>71771428

>Shuffle
>April and the Phantom is first

Bye guys.

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>>71768515
>first date
>she grabs your phone and plugs it into the aux
And nothing happen because muh fongerprint
>presses shuffle

I dickslap her take my guitar and play some Furor Incarnatus

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>>71771537
>He doesnt headbang

Do you want to sex or what

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>>71771537
>Press shuffle
>Pic related

Looks like i have hot buttsex tonight

>deep puddle dynamics
FUCK
>a tribe called quest
aight.....
>mount eerie
mightve been good if this was the first track
>kingpin skinny pimp
i guess?
>cannibal ox
fuck [2]

>>71771058
I know why it's referred to like that. I just thought you were being serious.

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The Mountain Goats
- Dinu lipatti's Bones
The Velvet Underground
- Run Run Run
Tom Waits
- Lonely
Tangerine Dream
- Origin of Supernatural Probabilities
Spoon
- The Underdog
Ride
- Dreams Burn Down
Elton John
- Bennie and the Jets
Cocteau Twins
- Sugar Hiccup
Sylvan Esso
- Coffee
The Radio Dept.
- Memory Loss

better than expected

>>71769184
>date canceled unless she like SOAD
:(

>>71768693
This

IIIIIIIIIII'M SO
BLACK QUARTERBLACK
*intense off-meter Bjork sampling*

>First song is Kumoni - Nujabes
I mean if a girl couldn't dig Nujabes then clearly there's something wrong with her

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>Devo - Jocko Homo
>David Bowie - Wild Eyed Boy from Freecloud
>Nico - No One Is There
>Japan - Fall in Love With Me
>Nick Cave - Do You Love Me

Fairly safe I'd say. Only risky one really is Devo, and if she can't handle that she's not worth it.

tonetta and coil since every other stuff is on spotify idc

>>71768515

Just started listening to some Scaruffi-core so my Ipod is currently loaded with it. Here's my first shuffle:

Type O Negative - The Misinterpretation of Silence and It's Disastrous Consequences (fucking kek... it's literally one minute of silent audio and the only song on that album that wouldn't end the date)
Fugazi - Shut the Door (whatever, kind of pop-punky)
Mercury Rev - Blue and Black (kind of weird but not too bad)
Red House Painters - Michael (normie-core)
Suicide - Che (Kind of dreary but thankfully not Frankie Teardrop)

Night of The Thumpasorus Peoples - Parliament
The First Song - Built to Spill
Franklin's Tower - Grateful Dead
Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese - Ween (92' Cats Cradle)
Heavenly houseboat blues - Townes Van Zandt
Turn it On - Flaming Lips
The One With the Wurlitzer - American Football
Silver Rocket - Sonic Youth
Clay Man - Swans
Firecracker - YMO
Sweet Leaf - Black Sabbath
Get off the Internet - Mount Eerie
Katies Conscious - Algernon Cadwallader

idk thats pretty safe even for normies besides the swans

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>The Doors - Love Her Madly (good start!)
>The Zombies - Don't Cry For Me (oldschool vibe still ON)
>Pink Guy - Pink Mama (quick descent to hell)
>Portishead - Strangers (errors are forgiven)
>Nirvana - Rape Me (well, she left)

im a /bleep/ head so chances are she doesn't know what she's listening to but still likes it. might be able to score the ol' lickaroo.

>>71768869
How does that prevent her from listening to your music?

>>71773763
>Turn it On - Flaming Lips
I'd have sex with you right there

>Jethro Tull
>Avett Brothers
>Tom Petty
>Rush
>Quella Vecchia Locanda
this is actually pretty normal set compared to what could have popped up.

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>>71769956

>>71768693
I showed my girlfriend Beware when I was courting her and she actually enjoyed it.

>>71768971
"I'm not like the other normies, I'm a DIFFERENT normie."

She'd get bored of all the classic, jazz, traditional folk and christian sacred music I horde on my PC despite not listening to it. I guess I could pass myself of as a patrician despite being a dumb and tasteless dilettante?

>>71768515
Which is worse Death in June type acts or weeb shit? I think the latert

>>71768943
This desu. Didn't even really enjoy Funeral but I still have Arcade Fires whole discography

>>71769097
The flashbulb is cool, I don't see him get much attention here but good shit anon

Anyways I'd be confident, got a good mix of psych and alt rock balancing out the noise and black metal, so any hiccups could be explained away. If Helvetia played I think I'd be fuckin

>>71768515
Radiohead - Got to Sleep
GYBE - Motherfucker=Redeemer Part 1
The Dismemberment Plan - the Jitters
John Frusciante - Untitled #5
Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal
Philip Glass - Opening
AnCo - Peacebone
Joanna Newsom - bridges and Balloons
Weezer - Tired of Sex
Built to Spill - Tomorrow

Am safe desu. Solid list

Unwound - Scarlette
40 Watt Sun - Restless
Death From Above 1979 - Going Steady
QOTSA - Millionaire
Oxbow - Winner Every Time

Possibly survivable until Oxbow...

I only have albums that are not on spotify on my phone. So it'd most likely be some black metal or King Crimson. In both cases I'm fucked.

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1. A track off that one midori album with the naked animu on it. (I'm screwed right out the gate)
2. Stepson of the Clapper - J Dilla (eh maybe)
3. After the Flood - Talk Talk ($10 says she'll find it boring)
4. Other Side - Beat Happening (yeah I'm done)

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might be ok if she's into weird/alternative /mu/core stuff like me i guess

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>>71776136