A normie at a party walks up to you and says "Yo anon, here's

Neutral Milk Hotel - Oh Comely

Animal Collective dance party

Strictly Spotify Premium ads

>aux cord
>implying download
>laughing_whores

have a nice life

>>71752688

I once put on Two Headed Boy at a party and then Touched by MBV and kids looked at me weird and shut it off, sat alone in the corner for the rest of the party while crying... feelsbadman

I. The Sun

A random Future song

like pavement, brand new, Ceres, basement, Jeff rosenstock or some poppy emo stuff prolly

eminem - berzerk

The Seer - Swans

>>71752751
Safe mode right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmi2EVb7kQU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHod1RB_vY4

Shit always goes off

Metal Machine Music - Lou Reed

>>71752672
Minnesota by Lil Yachty or Money Longer by Lil Uzi Vert
Safe mode

>>71752672
Grimes - Realiti

I unironically just refuse to play anything, am I autistic?

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>>71752672
Soria Moria by Mount Eerie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah7jZeMas70

I Want It I Need It

>>71752672
Mask off by future or some random drake single.

>>71752672
amerie - 1 thing (feat. eve)

>>71752672
>"Sorry man, I don't have any party music on my phone"
How fucking hard is this for you autists?

>>71752735
I'd look at you weird for playing shitty music too.

Pink + white

Ms. Jackson

>>71752735
if someone did that at a party i'd have to murder suicide

>>71752688
king of carrot flowers pt. 2-3 & holland 1945 work for parties

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Vitas - The 7th Element

>>71752738
I'd party with you

viper - youll cowards dont even smoke crack

I'd play "jesus christ look at the schnoz on that broad".

always go with sublime or gorillaz

>>71754491
unironically this

i unironically enjoy this song and some other viper songs

its a good song

>>71752672
FUCKING BUYER'S MARKET !!!!

>>71754677
You are ballsy aren't you? Good job getting yourself banned

>>71754677
oh boi


Love how you choosed an almost naked Anthony, enjoy being b& and v&

>>71754748
>>71754758
Are you happy now ?

>>71754748
>>71754758
What was it?

>>71754883
spoiler for melon's next review

>>71752672
https://youtu.be/v7oPljXY9Do

>>71754867
Yeah, the mods kill the thread and ban people just for being in the same thread as that

>>71754883
cp related content

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>going to a party
>going outside
>talking to people who talk like niggers are who are niggers

>>71754913
[Citation Needed]

>>71754920
you are in your prime, go have some fun. when you are old and grey you will be forced to be antisocial

>>71754937
Asking for it gets you banned

>>71754913
so, it wasn't actually cp? cp "related"???

>>71754995
It is , just don't ask about it

>>71752735
Wow, you're not like those other guys. You're... different

Ulver's Nattens Madrigal.

>>71752697

post the screen cap pls

Vomir-Claustration

>>71752672
Something that would spook the shit out of them, like, something that isn't shitty popular music

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Carpenter Brut - Turbo Killer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

Next thing they know, they're thrusting their women parts around in a primal frenzy while you look on and smile sadistically, knowing you'll be getting some later that night

And by "getting some" you'll be hacking all three of them to death with a cleaver, because you're Butcher Pete.

Chopping that meat.

>>71755733
Epic win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMvescfY2dk

>>71755733


IM in love

>>71755050
kek

BOBBY
SHMURDA

>>71752688
>Animal Collective dance party

I once was asked to play music, I said,

>"Is there drinking"

She said, "not too much".

I said,

>"that's a shame,comrade"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNb54rwDQJM

Oddly enough, it was a nice eavening.

>play my own soundcloud
>"omg this is so good who is this"
>me :^)
>have threesome that night

yaaaaaa

>>71753180
my MAN

>>71755393
Hahahaha! That was from /r/animalcollective, right? Reading that shit hurts my soul because of how embarrassing it is. What a fucking faggot. Lmfao.

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Sissy Spacek - Brath
Boris - Absolutego
Mo*Te - Life In a Peaceful New World
Whitehouse - A Cunt like You
Hanatarash - Power Cock
Merzbow - Mouse of Superconception
Stalaggh - Projekt Misanthropia
Hijokaidan - Angel Dust
Gerogerigegege - Anal Boxing
Royal Trux - (Edge of the) Ape Oven
Kazumoto Endo - While You Were Out

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Strapping Young Lad - S.Y.L.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4FVyHEmhxY

Proceed to murder everyone while shouting "I FUCKING HATE YOU" over and over

The Seer

Pick up the phone or broccoli

Punishing people with your obscure music taste is childish

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This happened to me. I played Dinosaur Jr. and some of them thought it was pop-punk

>>71756312
most boring post ITT

i can hear those songs at any party ever. why would i want to play them myself again?

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>>71752672

Fatoni & Edgar Wasser - Fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJfaWQgFIWk

Any Ye tune

FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

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>>71755733
Nice.

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>>71756336
>anon, you ruined my party with your sad hipster music. My mom said you have to leave

>>71756320
I know you're out theeeeerrreee!

>>71756397
>that was your mom?! we just finished fucking in your bedroom!

>>71752672
it should be funny so shrek all stars, space jam theme or darude sandstorm

otherwise they dont even notice you switched the dee jewy

It's a normie party, play normie party music. Trap and other pop rap seem to work pretty well.

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>>71756446
dont get privileged / entitled just coz youre an internet weirdo who even counts people as normiesm that shit is some solid ass loserism

>>71756481
what

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>plays Two Headed Boy part 2 for someone
>"Wow this is really great, sounds like old school rock!"

Lindström/Todd Terje or just some ABBA song

ez party

>>71756441
Sad thing is all those songs would go off.

Fucking normies REEE>

>not blasting Young Thug
?

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>>71756538
well thats fucking gay
if i hate those people, the music sucks and beer isnt free why you´d even get into parties? to desperately lust over couple single women and to feel shame over being within one mile next to these cancerous people?
It´s just shitty to party compared to sitting in irish themed pub where everyone just has mature conversations, plays 8ball and someones playin violin in the corner

>>71752672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TX5ij8uQeo
fits well with the party

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>>71755733
thanks for that

>>71753182
>putting bad music on purpose

>>71752672
A real human bean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCDZV6BJ55s

>>71752730
i'd unironically dance to bloodhail

>>71753100
>Not 93 ave b blues for maximum creep-core

Autobahn

joyride by coaltar of the deepers

>>71754459
This guy gets it

Shadilay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

Babymetal - Doki Doki Morning

The surefire way to make everyone think you're a pedophile weeb

>>71754459
Best song

Ur Soul And Mine

>>71756481
what did he mean by this

Full Anal Cunt discography, then once everybody pisses off drink all the booze and pass out by myself.

If you are at a party it doesnt matter if you like the music. Pick a neutral song that everyone can enjoy. Dont be thay autist who puts on pulse demon

>>71757571
Based

What's your take on Bluegrass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQnmQInRm_0

The new Charli mixtape

>>71757777
>mixtape

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>>71756481

>>71757777
>mixtape

>>71752672
whats with the left ones face

>>71757798
>>71758020
it's total shit so yeah, this could be a mixtape nobody cares about

just to be a dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEeG1qq0Sxo

>>71757777
>mixtape

>>71752672
Play something that normies would like because I'm not a fucking autist who forces others to listen to music they probably won't like

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>>71752672
Cursed Realms

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WqZB9QDQpAI

>>71752672
It Takes Two by Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock
If you can't get down to that you're dead desu

Lady Gaga - Applause

>>71752672
Ocean Man take me by the hand.

>>71756372
this


BE HARD

>>71756158
post it then nigger

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>>71757798
>>71758020
>>71758207
>mixtape

>>71757061
fellow deepers fan, my man

>>71752688
>>71752711
>>71752730
>>71752735
>>71752738
>>71753180
>>71753100
>>71753185
>>71753214
>>71754491
>>71756158
>>71756253
>>71756372
Why doesn't /mu/ just have a party?

>>71752672
Some classic Rogers/Edwards disco because normies suck that shit up but it still makes my /mu/ bonner hard AF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFbnkvbyhu8

It also means that I get to share a knowing wink with my favorite Vaporwave-loving closet autists

>>71752672
Dorje - White Dove

>>71758908
This one is also utterly GOAT

https://youtu.be/o7sjgDDZXoY

>>71758873
>/mu/ has a party
>someone ends up dead because of disagreement of music

>>71759003
>building doesn't have enough corners to sulk in
Would be a strange party

Throu The Walls - Death Grips

Just put my phone on shuffle and leave it up to fate

Horst Wessel Lied

>>71756811
>lil boat
>bad
imagine being this contrarian

>>71756492
I have that beat.

>plays Two Headed Boy Pt. 2 for someone
>"i don't like it, i'm not really into kpop"

i'm not joking

>>71752672

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtOToiIDNRA

Taj Mahal Travellers - August

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ice cream song by mother goose club

I've got some random golden age hip-hop on my phone so I'd probably just play Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth or EPMD.

>>71753464
what a tune desu

>>71756372
>FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

RESIST TEMPTATION

>>71752672
Either random NSBM or random Chicano Power Violence depending on how badly I want to fuck with them.

>>71752672
Xiu Xiu - Sad Pony Guerilla Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afDuFd37yXU

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>>71755733
my nigga with the synthwave
I wouldve probably gone with Roller Mobster

>>71752672
Migos - T-Shirt

I once put on my rock playlist and it played Let It Happen by Tame Impala
Some girl complained that it was too depressing

Another time I put on Since I Left You by The Avalanches, because I thought that everybody likes that album, after 5 songs they told me to play something else.

My biggest success so far was with Death From Above 1979 - You're A Woman I'm A Machine.

kill, marry, fuck

I made it through the first two Mouth albums yesterday on the stoner den speaker.

>>71754546

> you get to be accepted by normies
> you don't have to listen to their EDM shit
> if you look around you can identify people with brains

GREAT COMBO!!!111

Merzbow-Hybrid Noisebloom
Whitehouse-Mommy and Daddy
Peter Sotos-Buyer's Market

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>>71752672
Pavement - Summer Babe (Winter Version), what can go wrong?

>>71752730
I'd hope you do after that.

>>71753180
(pic related).

>>71761778
good shit thanks mang

>>71754459
fuck yes

Ween - Boys Club

someone make a spotify playlist and call it /mu/ has the aux or something

>>71754459
This guy knows how to get laid at a party.