>get new oven
>cooking one of those chicken kievs with juicy garlic butter juice inside
>drunk af
>its time
>the new pan has bended a bit due to the insane heat
>pick it up
>a puddle of oil/grease at around 2000 degrees puddles into the palm of my left hand
>scream, have my hand under a tap for hours while waiting for ice to freeze
>take hand away from water, within 5 seconds feel it all over again
Got any happy songs that aren't gay like that was, /mu/? Please cheer me up. I guess I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOIsYA1QDuk
Holy shit music beside hope you are ok OP
>>71748469
thanks man, blisters everywhere on the hand but doesn't hurt much anymore, appreciate your concern you have yourself a good day.
>>71748507
pretty much, 2 hours under the tap I switched to sitting in the bathtub and using that tap so I wouldn't have to stand anymore.
At this point I was glad I got the ice cube thing in the freezer started.
Here's another happy song I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh8eb_ACLl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DyODjiLXcQ
>>71748407
That chicken kiev sounds delicious, I'm sorry it burned you.
Just keep your hand cold. It's going to feel so good when that blister pops.
Anyways, I would recommend some Hi-Standard.
>>71748507
>juicy garlic butter juice
last self-bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVhNCTH8pDs
>>71748680
Popped most the blisters already with a needle. Just found a new one, juice everywhere. More juice in that than the kiev probably. I'm such a fucking spastic, cooking when drunk is dumb. You're likely going to fall asleep or burn shit, food or hands whatever. Getting a lot of sympathy from everyone today so that's nice though lol. I guess some people actually give a shit about me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfddQf2mlVY
>>71748769
I always boil mac and cheese when I'm a sixer in.
It's not hard, so it's cool.
>>71748407
it's ok OP, your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vej7CQ8qVxE
>>71749016
What is this fresh exciting meme, I want to be one of the early guys who actually knows what it's about without having to go to knowyourmeme dot org.
captcha: FIND THE STOP SIGNS
THERE AREN'T ANY
>>71749064
Not a fresh meme, anon.
>>71749042
smokin bass line
just posting shit that makes me happy now, not actual 'happy' songs
drunk enough to check out your shit anons, post it up!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=the+faceless+ghost
>>71749253
oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFtiZ6utkn4
>>71749064
SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF
>>71749331
yet again, far too dank, I have no idea what this means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3jTa5JL8Ms
>>71749354
op's pic is uncle junior from the sopranos. he made his nephew, the main character of the show, really mad by stating repeatedly at the dinner table that he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
his nephew, named tony, also admitted his mother to a "retirement community," AKA old people's home. when she was taken out to live at home, tony yelled that his mother was abusive to the staff in a very italian manner.
also, gabbagool
>>71749354
>he hasn't seen the sopranos
>>71749488
I know the ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY meme, nearly replied with it, but no idea why.
>>71749528
watch it crissy, nugga I literally gave birth to this thread with uncle jnr
That's fucking funny
Sorry for your trauma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gi6ldRKmDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUjd6DHAutU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpYQioEnfDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd1-pkdi5BI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKl4JXskT1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99AHgb0BU_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmEnRtMaeCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TVVQvk5KbM
>>71749659
not funny, thanks for the soz
so many links
I will watch the last 3 and report back nugga
>>71749659
back nugga
1. comfy af and I like his hair, singer sounds a bit like Rivers
2.relaxing, saving for later. Love the acoustic strings. Never been a huge bowie voice fan but love the music he puts together, its on another level and I should listen to more.
3.Top kek. Pretty cool tho.
2.