>I have done something so fucking embarrassing that I want

I'll give you some music OP, tell us what you did first though

Suicide Note parts 1 and 2. Pantera. Special note: Cowards only try it.

>>71695910
What happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SauftQfci28

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>>71695940
>meet qt girl
>thought she wouldn't like me so I faked a persona
>kept it up for a while, got her to fall for me
>freaked out over jealously and upset her
>never the same after
>couldn't feel myself around her
>she broke up with me
>have to see her three times a week in class now
>have to see her talking to other dudes
>see her walking to class sometimes and we make awkward eye contact
>I know she thinks I'm a creep
>wish i would have been myself around her because that's probably who she would have really liked

This has really taught me a lesson about accepting myself and changing my views on intimacy with women. I am thankful she did this to me. I couldn't go on with the self hatred and warped views of women.

>>71696132
this thread is more embarrassing

>>71696132

Adulting is pretending to be someone you're not for the sake of the puss.

Life lesson learned, and it seems you got it. So I'll downgrade you from Suicide Note to This Love. I guess then the special note is No More Head Trips..

The fact you realize this is the reason you're not a creepy guy, btw.

>>71695910
>>71696132
Wow. And I wanted to kill myself after I made a "so I guess he's now The Artist Formerly Known as Alive" joke loudly in class when we heard that Prince died and nobody laughed.
You've got pretty good resilience to not shoot yourself then and there, OP.

>>71696273
that's pretty funny actually

>>71696285
Yeah, but I autistically flubbed it and said something like "The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince."
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have been laughing either way, though.

>>71696132
Am I on /r9k/?

>>71696273
That might be even way better, desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsmPWKihtC0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2KSoCXDQPo

>>71696273
heh, thats not bad and I love prince.
Here you go OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A

>>71696570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHM6HtPuVxs
straight outta /pol/
sorry, just had to

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>>71696595
Kek, how have i not seen this. At least it should cheer op up if he's not a libtard

>>71696240
Thanks man

>>71696273
Top kek I don't even own a gun thankfully

>>71696595
>>71696637
Holy shit that was too funny

>>71696132
You should work up the courage to talk to her about it and apologize for acting like a weirdo. Explain your side of the story to her. It might not win her back, but you'll feel better about the situation and she'll probably think better of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irBP5FnksKc

i can fuck your mama

>>71696922
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>>71696273
Thats gold. People just get a little sensitive about celebrities dying for some gay reason

>>71695910
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYGRflMgKQ

>>71696273
kek, I made the same joke at work and everyone loved it