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I enjoyed it.

djent

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can i get a glamdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak6UXTPNVLY
>it's 5:00, and here's what we want you to think

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Who is the Moe of metal?

>>71662782
overkill

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hei

>>71662782
Lemmy

If Kamelot are considered American power metal band than why do they sound more like European ones?

Metal can be epic, agressive, heavy, depressive. But is there happy metal?

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>>71662841
Glam is happy metal

>>71662841
Wiintersun

>>71662841
Eluveitie

>>71662875
wintersun is a mix of epic and sad tho.
>>71662874
Glam is kinda happy but aggressive too

>>71662841
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvfQqJeNF08

>>71662841
gamma ray

>>71662841
Power and glam metal are happy

>>71662893
They are aggressivish but they are pretty happy.
>>71662936
Nargaroth is a great band forgot about them thanks
>>71663002
true most of popular power is great.

Thanks for recommendations anons

>>71662841
Autumn Aurora is pretty blissful

>>71662782
Deicide

>>71662841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wPtqxm7XZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAa2cVWe728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFIoF_mfyH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_fSKlf4aBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwJbu_llZGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZiB6ilxuW8

>>71662841
Elderwind is the only black metal i've heard that comes off immensely happy sounding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04AIECY27u8
This fucking chorus dude.

>>71663630
Wow is that bad

>>71662841
does this sound happy ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73YXkmtAtT4

>>71663777
kys

>>71662841
Blind Guardian

What does /metal/ think about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sct1QQdzHw

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>>71662841
Vektor-Terminal Redux

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thoughts?

>>71663796
that's pretty happy and awesome thanks
>>71663630
Now I have a new chorus stuck in my head thanks

How do I into glam?

>>71664104
start sucking cok

This thread is pretty calm today...

>>71664407
You could say rather happy

>>71664407
Enjoy while you can.

>>71664407
Wait for the amerifats to wake up properly, then it'll go back to memes and "t. numale" spam in no time.

cold war metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlJBn8-h2cg

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What's your favorite black metal album?

>>71664509
too many to chose
your pic is a strong contender, but so is Pure Holocaust and Under a Funeral Moon

>>71664442
When are they going to wordfilter nu-male.

You can't even discuss prog, atmospheric black or melodeath without that shitty webm being posted.

>>71664594
Both albums you listed are also my favorites from those bands.

>>71664509
Abrahadabra by Dimmu Borgir. I know it's far from being TRVE, and I mean I love traditional/underground/low prod "frost-bitten" BM but just because a band makes good music doesn't mean it's good at making albums.
Abrahadabra demonstrates so many things about the band itself: their creativity, their technical skills, everything. It's the perfect album made by a BM band regardless of whether or not it is accepted as "trve" black metal.

>>71664602
>caring about what other people think
>metal

>>71664642
>Abrahadabra by Dimmu Borgir

wew, more power to you I guess

>>71664642
Who cares about what's TRVE and what's not, listen to what you will. Memeing faggots around here jump on anything, be it good or shit.

>>71664602
t.nu-male

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post thrash

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>>71664755
This vocals are inhumane.

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more like this?

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>>71664755

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This band was incredible

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is pic related the greatest trad metal album written in the current century?

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>>71664936
I beg to differ

>>71664998
fuck you

>>71664936
>>71664998
Find a room.

>>71665046
no u

>>71664998
>>71664936
>listening to trad metal in 2017
haha
do you fags have long hair too

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can I have more albums like this please

>>71665273
t.extreme nu-male

>>71665281
Buzz*oven - Sore

yo what's that one band from the 90s that went from old school death metal to euro power metal?

>>71665299
>having long hair in 2017
haha

>>71665300
Sounds good, arigato

>>71664755
massacra is pretty cool famalam, very neoclassical too

>>71665416
Nocturnal Rites

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Where do I start with Devin Townsend?

>>71665529
Just don't.

>>71665420
t. nu-male

>>71665529

First you listen to City by SYL then you listen to that really good solo album he released from that era. What the hell was it called? Ocean Machine?

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Do you guys know any decent 70s/80s horror inspired bands in imagery, lyrics and if possible (not necessary) sound? Similar to Deceased and Acid Witch, I don't have any big genre preference but I'm not big on Doom and Atmospheric stuff.

>>71665529
Terria or Addicted

>>71665641
Rigor Mortis
unironically Cannibal Corpse

>>71665553
call me whatever meme u want my dude
ur still some troglodyte lookin ass that browses 4chan and discusses heavy metal

>>71665641
Mortician

>>71665641
don't know about decent but like half of razorback's catalogue are/were on that trend

>>71665641
Abysmal Grief

>>71665416
Afflicted

>>71665684
>talking like a nigger
>having shit taste in metal
>criticizing 4chan users while being one
confirmed for having a 1 digit IQ

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posts vargs

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>>71665881

>>71665641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsCYJPjCwtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FpvG8lDFBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2fOcLUmLhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEilomjVEIg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRO3pfLU8Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yILii3748mM

How do we purge DMU cancer from /metal/?

>>71662782
bobby blitz

>>71666205
we stop posting garbage like be'lakor and insomnium

>>71666205
pretend to like shitty wigger slam again

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>>71666235
ATWW is better than your favorite album

>>71666205
bring back the F U R Y O S T Y L E

>>71666205
Bring back Fear Factory posting

>>71666288
>Decapicucked

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>>71666205
Crashing DMU...

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>71665641
Axeslasher :^)

>>71666304
t. nu-male

>>71665641
Mercyful Fate and King Diamond, perhaps?

massacra's only good album is humanize human anyway

MY ONLY AIM IS TO POST MANY MEMES
THE MORE, THE BETTER I KEK

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Alright, I fixed it and added a few more

Updated Essential US Power Metal

>>71666530
It's gay

>>71666546
ur mom is gay haha

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>>71666304
this album was better

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>Sunn O))) live

A++ would see again. I almost shit my pants, and my teeth feel... loose? But still. Amazing

>>71666589
Hell no

>>71666608
Lucky bastard!

>>71665281
the rest of their discog

>>71666546
no, the trash here >>71666343 is gay

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>>71666321

i wanna get into glam, what do?

>>71666695
Get a rope and end thyself. In all honesty, check Pantera's glam era.

>>71666608
nu-cuck band

>>71666695
no point now. the good thing about glam wasn't the music but indulging yourself in the decadent and reckless scene surrounding it in the 80s

>>71666530
this is exactly what I was looking for, will go trought it. Many thanks

>>71666661

i dont get it

>be decapitated
>masturbate on Stage with Meshuggah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL-s6Ys5dz4

Post dsbm, the more depressive it is, the better.

>>71666589
Get the fuck out.
Down With The Sun is the only ATWW-tier song on that.

>>71666304
ikr, i listen to it once a week ever since i got it at hot topic

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Post the progest proge cover art you can find. The winner gets to be called a nu-male by everyone else.

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>>71666859

>>71666832
>Insomnium
>hot topic
lel

>>71666859
>>71666869
Please don't derail this thread with your shit prog

>>71666902
t. nu-male

>>71666902
Yeah because it has been a great thread so far

where are my glammer friends at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85IYHu9mNGY

>>71666954
i'm here Glammer chum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5lVKhGzCdg

>>71666814
Down with the sun
Where the last wave broke
The harrowing years
Lay of the Autumn
The new beginning

vs

Mortal Share
The killjoy
Last statement
Devoid of caring
In the grooves of death

I choose the top.

Also the instrumental intro was better on across the dark

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>>71666954
>>71667049
DEATH TO GLAM, THRASH RULES!

>>71667054
>>71666889
>>71666814
>>71666589
>>71666304
Be'lakor > Insomnium

>>71667085
nothing beats insomnium when i want dull melodeath

>>71665666

Trips has good taste

ITS YOUR BIRTH-FUCKIN-DAY

>>71667054
All of the bottom ones you listed were superior to the ones listed above, at a push I'd take Down With The Sun over The Killjoy and that's it.
>Where The Last Wave Broke
The song where Insomnium first introduced lacklustre clean vocals choruses to their music which is half the reason they suck today, great fucking choice.

Also Change of Heart is better than any of those on top other than Down With The Sun.

>Also the instrumental intro was better on across the dark
It's not even instrumental, are you alright?
It's a half-baked song turned into an intro, with a decent result.

>>71667085
Agreed. But Insomnium is still good.

>>71667062
t. gay nu-male

>>71664509
Love the first bathory album. Maybe at the heart of winter by immortal? Abbaths playing and vocals on it are just so amazing.

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>>71664509

>>71667352
Their latest album was great.

>>71665529
ZTO + Deconstruction.

>>71666608
enjoy your tinnitus

>>71667702
but m-muh textures and stuff

>>71667719
t. nu-male

>>71667378
best release of 2016

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>>71666859
I genuinely like this EP, but the cover art... baka desu senpai

>>71664509
Son's of Northern Darkness is my favorite, followed closely by Si Monumentum Reqvires Circumspice and Memoria Vestusta III

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>>71667784
that's not jumalten aika

>>71667822
he's right tho.

Rec me some House of Cards metal. Are there any good metal bands with a political theme?

>>71663981
Great band, never heard that recording before.. is it a compilation or something like that?

>>71667935
its a new demo

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>>71664755

>>71667907
Napalm Death - From Enslavement to Obliteration

>>71667790
Anything with Parable Visions designs on the cover art should be automatically discarded.

>>71665529
don't

>>71667907
Terrorizer

>>71667907
rage against the machine

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AOTY without a doubt (it was on youtube in full earlier today)

>>71668053
>metal

>>71668057
i'll wait for the p4k and noisey reviews to confirm that

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>>71668060

>>71668069

ur a HUGE faget

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>>71667702

jokes on you, I already have tinnitus.

Anyway, it was acceptable noise level with earplugs

>>71668069
I hope you're joking...

>>71667907
Marilyn Manson

>>71668072
>wikipedia

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>>71668072
>rap metal, alternative metal, nu metal

>>71667907
nuclear assault

>>71668072
t. nu-male

>>71668072
paparoach

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>>71668072

>>71668069
t. nu-male

>>71668157
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

post ultimate hipster repellents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSFEv9eaoh4

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>>71668243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkUI-Y4svWo

>>71668243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPxSyy3jTzM

>>71668243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Ez_MHbVAE

>>71662936

10 mins of hi-hat eighth notes making my ears bleed.

>>71668311
it sounds ok, what was all the fuss about?

>>71668057
it's basically alternative rock/ metal at this point

>>71668615
>It doesn't sound like funeral
or
>le memebath xPP

It really isn't anything special though. Catchy, but nothing real noteworthy.

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fucking hell

>>71668779
fucking shit

Why is it cool to hate on Behemoth now?

>>71668837
t. nu male

anyone know some good new trad albums?

>>71668860
>now

>>71668896
Why the hate?

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>>71668779
good post

>>71668915
Cause the Satanist is a shitty album, and their albums before were mostly generic, overproduced death metal.

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>>71668915
because they're trendhopping hipsters

getting back into heavy music again
growing up it was converge, korn, cattle decap and black dahlia
lately its more proclamation, deftones, incendiary, pseudogod, full of hell and twin obscenity
any recommendations for someone that listens to/plays hardcore, grind and power violence?
im pretty open to new bands

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>>71668978
Full of Hell is hands down the worst PV band out there

>>71668978
>proclamation

teitanblood

>>71668978
Spazz

>>71668978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlPxgm0FSYw

>>71669152
Easily one of the most overrated albums of 2016

>>71669163
how
it was almost on no AOTY chart and is rarely being discussed at all
it's underrated if anything

>>71669085
>>71669096
yea ive heard these bands already
>>71669152
wow why havent I heard this
I love wormrot
new dead in the dirt when?

can someone recommend me something i havent heard
like some weird shit

>>71669163
elabor8

>>71669215
Mastodon

>>71668978
leave the hall, falsie

>>71669215
>dead in the dirt
hipster grind

>>71669215
Considering the shit bands you like I think you'll enjoy some Cavalera Conspiracy

>>71669163
It is still an enjoyable album

>>71668978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt1gYAMICpc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95pWht-MQLE

>>71668915
epitomized the worst out of the mid-00s overproduced black/death metal sound and the borderline self-parody approach to ~extreme~ metal

>>71669312
everyones heard these
>>71669245
seriously?

I know /mu/ cant into hardcore, pv or grind but come on
someone hit me with some cool underrated shit

>>71669316
demigod still is a solid album though

>>71669354
Emperor Of Sand is excellent

>>71669354
this isn't /mu/
also your taste is shit

>>71669354
septic death
insect warfare

>>71669398
*yawn*
right like I havent lurked this site for a decade
obligatory crying from /mu/
recommend me something you useless crybaby bitch

is iron reagan still the aoty

>>71668069
excellent bait

>>71669040
it always irritates me to see symphonies of sickness categorised as grind, the only grind album carcass has is reek of putrefaction. symphonies is straight death metal.

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I don't understand why people praise this and shit on Slipknot. It's exactly the same shit.

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>>71669421
here

>>71669458
muh serial killers

>>71669413
>septic death
no one listens to this old bullshit
>insect warfare
id rather listen to agoraphobic nosebleed

come on I want conqueror type blackened death metal nonsense
hellish recording quality
whatever just not this typical tier shit

>>71669500
t. nu-male pleb

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>>71669500

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>>71669471
wow all of my favourite albums

>>71669421
try these sick picks my dude >>71666343

>>71669500
>come on I want conqueror type blackened death metal nonsense
lol just listen to whatever gutter trash nwn released

>>71669471
yea 80% of that is shitty and or old
b8/10

>>71669537
ok try this then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ

alright I just discovered agathocles and im fairly pleased
recording quality maintains consistency
its not too heavy but better than this overplayed garbage you useless faggots recommended
>pantera
>btbam
>sepultura

ahahaaha this place is a joke
someone recommend me some hardcore so I can laugh more

where were you when wesern visual kei saved metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkUI-Y4svWo

>>71669627
try Violet Cold and Dream Theater you fucking faggot

>>71669627
just listen to hatebreed and terror you dweeb

>>71669500
fuck off, nu-male

>>71669627
bullet for my valentine

>>71669645
>>71669657
ahahahaha this is trolling right?
like every band you guys have listed is to fuck with me right?
hatebreed and terror?
ahahahaha what is this 2008?

>>71669699
try napalm death and terrorizer

>>71669699
have you tried slipknot? good grindcore band

>>71669738
ok these are actually good
you win ding ding ding

>>71669627
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_qNVDOeCag

like pottry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edo1GN0Vksc

worst thread so far

>>71669761
actually it's death metal, but nvm.

Is this the worst bait in the history of /metal/?

>>71669372
>Emperor Of Sand is excellent

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

you're fucking kidding me right? It's HOT GARBAGE. Seriously, it's even worse than their last album. I bet you're one of those normies who got 'into' Mastodon because of The Hunter (which, just in case you didn't know, marked the turning point whence Mastodon became the pop-rock shitpile that it is today.

out of ELEVEN FUCKING SONGS, only FOUR are not forgettable trash: sultan's curse, precious stones, word to the wise and andromeda.

The rest are either bland or horrendous.

This is OBJECTIVELY the WORST album Mastodon have ever produced.

You're a cunt, by the way. Fucking normie piece of shit faggot

>>71669983
we get it nu-male you post on 4chan

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>>71669983
wew lad, anon

>>71670008
fucking kys you kike fag

>>71669983
I unironically love Show Yourself. Maybe you should stop gatekeeping metal and start gatekeeping that massive gape you call your asshole faggot

>>71669983
>whence

>>71670008
>argues with buzz words and name calling
what are you fucking 12?
kill yourself you punk ass poser
internet paladin lol

could someone give me the basic gestalt on neurosis?

nuke this shit thread

@71669983
trying too hard

>>71670046
I would if it wasn't stuffed with your gay cock

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the answer had to be: REALITY!

>>71670067
mods just need to autoban everbody who says nu-male and this hardcore rec faggot that showed up

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french metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edo1GN0Vksc

The Jester Race is the VH1 version of Slaughter of the Soul. In Flames are not a poorly-done, warmed over Iron Maiden or Artillery; In Flames are the type of lame sing-along lite rock that can otherwise be found on the heavier Motley Crue LPs. The closest comparison I can think of would actually be the speed metal influenced Skid Row – Slave to the Grind but In Flames have more estrogen in their bloodstream. Medical literature reports that listeners testicles retreat into the body cavity upon hearing the opening riff. To make an In Flames album one must merely kidnap five relatively sane beer metal fans in Iron Maiden t-shirts, inject them with potent cocktails of various benzodiazepines, and buy them an afternoon of studio time. The Jester Race is what would result. In Flames were not a band who wanted to kill everyone like Metallica in 1983, rather they were the assholes in Animal House with the acoustic guitar attempting to make New Wave of British Heavy Metal music a few years later for born again Christians. In Flames are the Swedish Stryper.

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>>71670160
>REALITY

>>71670265
Fuck DMU

>>71670008
I want Reddit to leave.

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This is surprisingly good for how unbelievably shitty the cover is.

it's true though, in flames were never not shit.

>>71670175
Also ban glamposters

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>on his way to fuck yo bitch

>>71670175
LISTEN TO XIBALBA AND KUBLAI KHAN YOU FUCKING FAGG

>>71670321
Kys DMU shitter

still have yet to see a melofag explain why their metalcore is good instead of just saying "t. dmu shitter"

>>71670371
because kerrang and bladdermouth said they're good

>glam rock is amazing with many influential and beloved artists such as David Bowie, T Rex, Lou Reed, Roxy Music, Suede, Alice Cooper and Sparks
>glam metal is complete shit
Explain this

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>>71670371

>>71670371
melodic death metal is the modern equivalent of classical music, having similarities both in composition and in fanbase (being mostly composed of sophisticated people).
Pretty sure if beethoven and mozart were still alive they would be listening to In Flames, At The Gates, Dark Tranquility and Insomnium.

>>71670426
not an argument

>>71670442
kek

>>71670371
still have yet to see a DMUfag explain why melodeath is bad instead of just saying "t. nu-male"

>>71670442
>* is the modern equivalent of classical music, having similarities both in composition and in fanbase (being mostly composed of sophisticated people).
you just described massacra

>>71670371
Even metalcore has more talent and skill required than Cannibal Corpse/NILE play the low E at 400bpm while burping unintelligible bullshit into the mic. Melodeath is what metalcore copies poorly so that shows how good it is.

>>71670371
Because it's fun and Autists hate fun

Melodeath is wattered down feelz garbage made to make teenage twinks feel empowered


OSDM is where it's at desu

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>>71670442

>>71670487
>>>/r/metal

>>71670496
t. Neckbeard

>>71670461
it sucks because it's just verse-chorus-verse poppy shit with boring metalcore riffs

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>implying this isnt the only good NSBM

>>71670527
it was really boring

>>71670487
>NILE play the low E at 400bpm while burping unintelligible bullshit into the mic
0/10 bait, at least try

>>71670487
This

>>71670522
It sucks because it's not dissoshit pseudo intellectual wankery
Ok

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>>71670527
>genre: national socialist black metal

>>71670527
>implying any NSBM is good and not just propped up and funded by neckbeards trying to start the fourth reich in their basement

>>71669471
>it's a troll chart
>doesnt have The Angelic Process on it for once
Phew, my jimmies can remain safe and un-rustled.

>>71670558
Seems like the only way you can argue is by putting words into someone else's mouth

>>71670527
Not NSBM

>>71670527
>shitty hipster-magnet token ""nsbm""
>good
that's the equivalent of saying Isis is the only good sludge band

>>71668860
Because The Satanist was overrated to fuck and made everyone buttmad that the mainstream thought it was great when really it was mediocre as best (yes it was, just accept it FIFH).
Whenever an album blows up in popularity the band gets shat on regardless of previous like/ambivalence.
See: Sunbather

>>71670558
>anything not melodeath is dissoshit

i guess i should've expected metalcore listeners to be musically illiterate retards

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Good melodeath does not exi-

>>71670593
>Isis is the only good sludge band
Well it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olrMNJ9UWc0&list=PL59rc2JzshAGsHvPG93QnZMaMe8r7hPck&index=4

Some anon posted this in a Mexican hate thread a few weeks back

>>71670593
I'd have thought hipsters would be super against anything with a swastika on it as they're all libcucks.

>>71670582
>its black metal with a swastika on the front and fucking hitler samples
>not NSBM
wat

>>71670599
they were getting shit since they were signed by century media and started using those obnoxious triggers

>>71670603
that album isn't melodeath though

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>>71670603
Yeah but that's just one good alb-

>>71670620
True enough, but The Satanist seemed to be a big catalyst.
It's been a while since I've been on /mu/ since a metal album caused such a shitfit.

>>71670600
Well I thought DMU fags hate everything that is not tryhard garbage

>>71670603
Meme album

>>71670630
Slaughter Of The Soul is decent but massively overrated.

>>71670619
It's not NSBM because it does not have nazi lyrics

>>71670674
>meme album
TRITSIO is objectively miles ahead anything gothenburg

Does anybody have that funny song about the guy getting home and slapping his wife for not cooking dinner. It had the parody video and was kinda grindcore with a fat singer. I can't remember the name

>>71670630
HW > TG > TJR >>>>>>>>>> SOTS

>>71670630
all nu-male shite

>>71669983
are they still playing mostly buttrock? i just wanna know before i waste my time listening

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>>71670723
shit post

>>71670778
have they ever not played buttrock

>>71670825
Yes.

They used to play buttmetal.

>>71670701
but it goes on about totality and shit
mentions Axis

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Is Planning For Burial metal yet, now it has heavier guitars and some harsh vocals?

>>71670904
they were always buttmetal.

>paolo girardi cover
worst meme tbqh

>>71670779
FOOD

>>71671001
you mean john baizley cover art

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>>71671001
i like this one

>>71671064

>>71671064

>>71671064

>>71669699
Who the fuck took reddit down? Dont bring your trendfag niggery in here. Also call of the void for good underrated grind

>>71670059
Blah blah blah nu male blah blah blah meme genre blah blah blah buttgrind blah blah blah bjorn "speed" strid

>>71670487
Fuck off chris. Its shit like this that got you kicked out of cannibal corpse in the first place. You arent going to be let into the band again.
Also, playing at 400bpm isnt an insult

>>71670496
>desu
You had something going but... opinion discarded

>>71664509
Welcome to hell by Venom