trve metal edition
AOTY 2014
MEME
Post german black metal.
GO!
incompetent op edition
>>71633089
>>71641974
https://youtu.be/nohQReM7BpI
>>71641989
when will people learn that metal covers of non-metal songs sound retarded?
@71641985
fuck the past, I live in the future
$71642005
Haha I'm posting this on /r/metalmemes right away!!
@71642030
t. nu-male
What is all this (you) denying niggery?
You've read the latest DMU article, right anon?
http://www.deathmetal.org/article/saltiness-over-sadistic-metal-reviews-of-sentimental-albums/
>>71642056
They're mine guilty pleasure, Masha has solid growls.
>>71642057
>Manilla Road were no Metallica
yeah they were way better than metallica
Haha so true! I guess there are other open-minded non-racists in metal.
#BlackLivesMatter
shitskins fuck off
"Black metal,
black metal,
black metal,
black metal."
-Venom, "Black Metal", Black Metal (1982).
>>71642057
>Kreator were always random and second-rate compared to the better Sodom material and Slayer.
Fucker, Pleasure To Kill takes anything Slayer ever made into a back alley, defiles it, spits it back then proceeds to mock it.
>>71642143
That's what Hell Awaits and Haunting the Chapel do to every thrash band, including Kreator.
>>71642171
Nice try, but you're wrong.
>>71641974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVdDGWYiQUk
>>71642116
what did they mean by this?
>>71642246
They made a mistake.
>>71642183
Slayers tears apart all other extreme thrash. Their songwriting and performance were leagues ahead of their peers.
>>71642363
>Their songwriting and performance were leagues ahead of their peers.
Only for like 2 or 3 songs on every album. The rest was always forgettable filler.
If PIeasure to KiII is so good then how come I spelled it wrong just then and you didn't notice?
the very first black metal vocals with motorhead riffs album
>>71642373
Show No Mercy and Hell Awaits have zero filler, and although I can't say the same for anything other albums in their discography, even Kreator and Sodom's best albums had a least a couple filler songs.
>>71642392
>Show No Mercy and Hell Awaits have zero filler
>what is Crionics
most of Hell Awaits sounds the same
>>71642384
>s
>o
>d
>o
>m
Slayer are better than Kreator at producing individual iconic songs. Kreator doesn't have hits. Their albums are a blur. Slayer can play Hell Awaits, Black Magic, Angel of Death, Post Mortem, Raining Blood, South of Heaven, Dead Skin Mask, Season In The Abyss, and everyone will know what it is.
>>71642436
>most of Hell Awaits sounds the same
If you're serious, there is no helping you.
Pleasure to Kill has a grand total of two memorable songs. Ripping Corpse and the title track. The rest is forgettable.
>>71641966
Yes
also this is one of the best metal tracks ever
It's so fucking furious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQaN7olv0h0
>>71642486
Totally disagree. Most of the tracks are memorable, Riot of Violence and Death Is Your Saviour are great.
>>71642384
uhhhh..
Tropical Metal is the best metal genre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6O54Z_yI5s
>>71642586
please have kettle drums?
>>71642586
terrible
Say something about this masterpiece.
>>71642632
i've not listened this but looks warhammer out of 10
>>71642586
Agreed
THÍSZ IS Á STÓRY ÁBOÚT ELISÁBÉT BÁThÖRÍ
MASTURBATING ON THE DEEDS WE HAVE DONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA1zAIDVg8s
>>71642714
Yessssssss
>>71642651
It's a pretty accurate description, but also a great listen imo.
>>71642527
I like how the slow grandeur of the bridge contrasts with the rest of the song
I also REALLY like that band logo
What does /meal/ think about nocturnal bloodlust?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sggWU0M4Mao
On a road trip across the country boys. Here's what I picked up in Nola.
>tremolo riff
>>71643162
newfag, your mind will warp to accept them as dank sooner or later, just like your boipussy will warp to accept my huge dick
>>71643162
DELET
>>71643132
It sounds like the VK equivalent of shitty shovelware atmoblack/caverncore memes, pretty good desu
Withdraw Thy Phallus Baboui
>>71643334
>Baboui
what did he mean boui this?
>>71643167
My boipussy is already btfo thx to you're mom
>>71642601
you mean steel drums
kettledrums (timpani) are played in classical orchestras
>>71643351
Ancient god of boipussy - Baboui
>>71641954
this needs to be updated. half of these dont even exist on the internet anymore.
>>71643482
I can just picture some dedicated weeb making a Mega folder like in /classical/
>>71643381
yeah you're right that is what i meant, easy mistake
>>71643482
If you like anything on this chart, kill you're self
>>71643143
Nice buttrock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHcrL8OPR4c
>>71641974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja79WRBBx6k
>>71643762
kys
>>71643859
EBIGGGG BLAG METUHL :DDD RAISES SPORG BLESSED BE MY BENIS
Mastodon Emperor of Sand leaked
anyone got a download?
>>71643880
You can download it out of your ass if you get an enema
>>71643880
Why would you want that
>>71643896
To see how much of a blunder it is and then shitpost about it on mew
why does almost no one on /mu/ like prog metal?
>most of it is too soft for metalheads
>too formulaic for most prog fans
>too mainstream for hipsters
>too heavy for normalfags
>gets ruined reputation thanks to Dream Theater and Meshuggah and their terrible clones
>>71643879
fugg yo :DDD
Daily Caladan Brood post
>>71641954
is this what uncut dicks look like when they go unwashed? how disturbing
>>71643143
this shit sounds like slipknot
>>71641954
I always thought it was a baby coming out of elephant vagina
mastodon leak bros
uploaded dot net/file/36dwucdg
>>71644135
don't dl this it's infected with the nu-male virus
>/metal/ suddenly hatres Mastodon
what happeed?
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644200
they suddenly released two garbage albums
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644200
It's been going downhill since The Hunter
>>71644200
just high school kids thinking they have a sense of humor
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71643922
No real experimentation has come out of "progressive" music in 30+ years. Odd-time signatures aren't experimental, extended instrumental interludes aren't experimental, technical complexity is not experimental. Real experimentation is incredibly rare in Prog Metal, which is mostly about copying pre-existing bands as you said, and those bands were mostly copying the dead genre of Prog Rock.
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644200
>suddenly
lol
>>71644211
>>71644216
>>71644221
>>71644243
>>71644245
>>71644256
>>71644264
Is this a spicy new meme?
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644307
New memes on /metal/
No
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644200
include me in the cap
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644307
>new
No, remember that guy who said there was noithing wrong with Mastodon?
Leprousun - The Winter Congregation (feat. Brent Hinds)
Not trying to be rude but I'd be quite happy if all the members of Mastodon were killed in a bus crash. Again not being rude
>>71644388
They should have died after CTS tour
>>71644388
Thanks for keeping it civil.
It leaked.
Since no one is hyped for mastodon which albums will atract the most shitposts in 2017?
I'm guessing either new Wintersun or Leprous
>>71644200
>suddenly
why don't we do some charts?
I'd do it myself but I haven't got the skills.
>>71644473
We do, but only troll or meme charts
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644473
Please make a chart for mid-00s Death Metal i.e. before deathcore and caverncore ruined the genre forever
melodic heavy metal?
https://youtu.be/TuQNNpTYf-E
What does /mu/ think of industrial metal?
>>71644514
Suffocation is proto deathcore
DF and Origin are buttdeath
>>71644514
mid 00's death was dreadful, thank god the retro-trend came and saved us
that skinless album is fun tho
>>71644583
nah
Annihilation of the Wicked all day everyday
Why does /metal/ shit on anything slightly popular
>new Mastodon? AUTOMATICALLY SHIT
>>71644624
whatever floats your boat m8
I'll stick to my Incantation clones
>>71644657
it filters nu-males
>>71644657
contrarians
>>71644674
cancer
>>71644423
Holy shit its amazing, Show yourself is a bit weak but the albums amazing altogether.
>>71644690
t. nu-male
>>71644713
Go back to shitposting glam homo
>>71644744
t. nu-male
>>71644713
t. 15 year old
>>71644780
t. nu-male
>>71644800
t. cuck
>>71644807
t. nu-male
>>71644200
Ebin
>>71644744
t. blackie nu-male
POST METAL MEME-FACES
>>71644530
redundant
heavy and power are melodic by default
>>71644825
t. faggot homo pussy
For fuck's sake guys, this thread is meant to be about metal.
>>71644842
>>71644657
the problem is that they are popular but also AWFUL. i don't expend energy being annoyed about every awful band. i let them exist and i ignore them. i can't manage to get away from mastodon because of how popular they are. i am constantly being made to pay attention to them, and they're fucking awful. so you're damn right i'll shit on them, far far more than i'll shit on any irrelevant band nobody talks about that's even worse.
>>71644107
Same. Just like in Ace Ventura 2.
>>71644849
2017 /metal/ in one image
>>71644842
>>71644842
>>71644864
better than ever
>>71644657
>AUTOMATICALLY SHIT
People were actually kind of hopeful when all we had heard was Sultan's Curse. Then we heard Show Yourself.
>>71644842
>mfw he doesn't castrate the redeemer
>>71644200
>suddenly
>>71644842
>>71644657
/metal/ has its fair share of hipster contrarians, but in the case of Mastodon, I think a lot of people here were genuinely disappointed with their post-Crack the Skye albums. I know I was. I'll give the new album a shot though.
>>71644910
>>71644842
anyone listen to the pallbearer leak yet
>>71644905
weakest song on the album by far. Should at least give it a listen.
>>71644950
>>71644963
wew lad
>>71644950
>>71644963
Ayy lmao
>>71644950
>666 x 666
>>71644972
I'm going to. I'm just saying that after people heard Sultan's Curse it was good enough for people here to not completely disregard the album.
what do you guys even see in this genre?
>pallbearer
>>71644842
http://www60.zippyshare.com/v/d12zI2DL/file.html
mastodon
>>71645082
>leviathan
>raped and beat his ex girlfriend
>nu-male
what
>>71645079
a tingle on the back of my neck when the riffs hit just right
>>71645089
I don't know why they use that skelly as the image for /cripplingdepression/ on /r9k/
>>71645099
People here like his music and he's talked about a lot. Thats basically what that chart means.
>>71645099
he wasn't manly enough to make her want him
Wouldn't have happened if he was a glam man
>>71645079
I listen to metal solely to call people nu-male cucks
Where do I start with pizya thrash?
>>71645145
Hazardous Mutations
>>71645145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFQkwhwlcGw&t=1465s
>>71645082
this chart is hella dope tho
more good shit on here than the stuff you fags usually rec.
>>71645145
D.R.I
>>71645184
an influence but no pizza
merge thrash and Glam together what do you get?
>>71643162
agreed
straight up awful
>>71645225
shit
>>71644228
and went right back up with once more round the sun
>>71645253
OMRTS was easily worse than the hunter tho
at least The Hunter succeeded at what it was trying to be
OMTRS was basically a watered-down Blood Mountain
>>71645225
gash
>>71645079
toxic masculine power
>>71642373
Only for reign in blood.
>>71645225
thram
IT'S GLAM TIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm62B1u8Cxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMjn8saXZBg
>>71645225
overkill
>>71645225
Literally Pantera
>>71645225
Glamrash
>>71645347
>glamrash
Sounds like a groupie std
>>71645324
>Slaughter
INCINERA-TORE
>>71645359
It's an all encompassing term for the style of music and their current medical condition
>>71644553
listened to this album like 5 times through already, your typical /metal/poster will hate this, but turmion kätilöt are some of the most fun industrial metal-bands. a very solid album (once again) and I can imagine how well the majority of the album will work on gigs. especially the title track, uhriveri and viha are excellent discoboogiemetal t. finnposter
>>71645403
t. nu-finno-male
>>71645099
>have to rape someone to get laid
>have to use physical force to control your woman
>not numale
>>71645436
nu-males are feminists
feminists don't rape
ergo nu-males do not rape
>>71645324
>overkill is glam
What is this meme?
>>71645488
>>71645436
>>71645099
This is actually cringiest discussion i've ever seen in my life.
Can anyone rec me some truly depressing dsbm? Something like Gris or Trist
>>71645550
Pantera
>>71645521
overkill is glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu2gsCHFkGI
>>71645596
Those are just some sexy east-coast thrashers, ya pleb.
>>71645531
if you rape then you are a nu-male and if you don't rape you are a nu-male too
/metal/ recc me good tech death like pic related, getting tired of waiting for the new album
>>71645631
genre: tech death
>>71645625
Is this schrodinger's nu-male rapist?
>>71645625
Having sex with women, consensually or otherwise, is nu-male.
>>71645650
damn should have inb4d my post
>>71645594
Thanks
>>71645687
amen
what metal isnt nu male
>>71645736
Judas Priest is gay, so...
A lot of metal bands have pretty cancerous fanbases, but holy shit, Mastodon fans may have taken the crown as the most cancerous fanbase in metal.
>>71645736
Glam
>>71645757
Gay>nu-male
>>71645736
nwobhm, speed and glam
Glam is literally nu-male repellant
>>71645017
Is that Gelal?
>>71641974
Switzerland is close-by. x)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3xZDdVq2kQ
>>71645883
yes
>>71645736
Pizza Thrash
>>71645825
glam definitely isn't nu-male but it's gay as fuck
if you like it then like it but damn
why the fuck early thrash sounds so good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJGzBxjYI_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plk2bK1-FLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA4rHuxf1ts
>>71645736
Speed
>>71645324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apT8GJmvEMY
>>71645903
glam is manly af
>>71645937
Analogue
A
N
A
L
O
G
U
E
>>71645902
Is this a Clockwork Orange reference
>>71645986
Maybe
>>71645986
no, jo-jo
Is it more nu-male to feel great shame, or to be very shameless?
>>71646040
shameless
blame all your shortcomings on external forces
RE
>>71645903
No, it's heterosex as fuck. Power is gay.
>>71646079
But what if external forces ARE at fault?
>>71645631
Arkaik
Cognizance
First Fragment
Inanimate Existence
Rivers of Nihil
Vale of Pnath
The Zenith Passage
>wake up
>pull up list of 2017 releases I want to listen to
>put on pizza thrash instead
STOP, MAKE IT STOP, LOOK AT WHAT IT HAS DONE TO MY 7 DAY CHART
>>71646224
greatly redeemed it? yea
>>71646224
Wew lad it's this chart again
>fucking Smash Mouth
>>71646260
Okay I can explain the Smash Mouth, P!atD, Creed, Jars of Clay, Sugar Ray and Killers.
A coworker and I put together a list of the highest critically rated albums by bands we don't like so we are listening to them to pass the time.
>>71646224
you need some Nuclear Assault in your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7byzuYRQ1K8
>>71646224
>Creed
>Sugar Ray
>Smash Mouth
>P!ATD
Unironically kill yourself senpai
>>71646298
okay
now listen to more doodthrash
>>71646215
>Arkaik
they're alright
>First Fragment
v good
>The Zenith Passage
>Rivers of Nihil
heard of these but not heard them, will search
>others
new to me and will search
thanks tech bro
WE NEED AN ESSENTIAL GROOVE METAL CHART OVER HERE
>>71646360
there's one of the right half of this web page.
>>71646314
Not him but Sugar Ray and Smash Mouth are great.
>>71646360
Groove metal sucks, go listen to Demilich
>>71646129
it's literally the opposite, nice bait though got me to reply
>>71646360
Pantera - CfH to TGSTK
Machine Head - Burn My Eyes and The Blackening
Anthrax - Sound of White Noise
Sepultura - Chaos AD
Coroner - Grin
Grip INC - Power of Inner Strength
Prong - Cleansing
Fear Factory - Demanufacture
Meshuggah - Chaophere
Done
>>71646107
Best poster ITT
>>71646549
Prong sucks dick
lacks Jugulator by Judas Priest
lacks Shovel-Headed Killmachine by Exodus
lacks Pissing Razors
lacks Channel Zero
>>71646569
Exodus are nu-males
>>71646423
>Demilich
nu-male horse shit
>>71646569
>Prong sucks
>likes Jugulator
wew
>>71646549
>Essenrial g r o o v e
>no mention of Exhorder
Kyuss yurself
>>71646594
>hipster Pantera
>>71644564
how is Origin buttdeath?
>>71646589
Prong is weak my man
>>71642057
http://www.deathmetal.org/news/music-is-not-subjective/
>>71646557
the groove gal is a great mascot for the buttest of buttmetal genres
>>71646107
>>71646557
samefag
>>71646628
Delete this
>>71646711
not even
>>71646711
Is there such thing as harsh vocals with vibrato?
>>71646741
Tree frog lows, like on Katalepsy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kli8SAeE2M0
@3:30
>>71646724
>>71646726
samefag
Shut up and GROOVE you terracotta-faced mongrels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJK1uiD4c7o
>>71646786
wew
>>71644200
They haven't put out anything great since Blood Mountain.
>>71646786
This.
>>71646786
>>71646850
samefag
>>71646844
but Crack the Skye is their best album
>>71646862
This.
>>71646786
>>71646862
samefag
>>71646862
wew
>>71646866
>the same variation of droney boring riffs for the entire album
I wanted to blow my brains out after 3 minutes of Oblivion, and don't even start with the entirety of the Czar except the middle 2 minutes
>>71646888
>>71646832
samefag
>>71646832
>>71646888
samefag
>>71643143
It amazes me that people still think they don't sound like contrarian little gay bois when they shit on WTKSP
>>71646905
>>71646911
samefag
>>71643482
>people are going to listen to this and convince themselves they like it to get positive (You)'s
>>71646912
i dunno, WTKSP is basically nu-metal without the fun dico-funk bits and without the thicc retardo-riffs that make you shake your ass.
it's basically a crude, incomplete prototype of early Slipknot and Korn.
>>71645082
I almost love everything off this chart.
Is Kylesa good?
All I heard is Running Red and I want more but don't know what else to check out.
real nigga hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiRn3Zlw3Rw
>>71647060
no.
>>71642714
fuckin love this record mate
>>71647039
The creator of that list is a mid-level troll hunting on one of the most gullible generals on 4chan.
>>71643369
ohh snap
>>71647113
Samefag
>>71647060
Even duller than Mastodon
>>71647103
this chart triggers /mu/tants though, not /meal/fags
Ok, I think we can all agree Gojira isn't very good but holy fuck, why is The Shooting Star so sick?
Currently listening to pic related. It's good. Like, really good. The more I listen to it the more I realize that all the low scoring reviews had something to say about John Haughm's remarks when he ended Agalloch. Of course, you can't have your review passively aggressively lecture an artist's work and still give the artist a good rating.
The album is pretty much Agalloch meets late Celtic Frost / Triptykon.
>>71647153
Samefag
>>71647155
I don't agree with that. The Link is one of the best records I've ever listened to, and their tech death demos were crushing.
>>71647195
Samefag
>>71647195
>>71647195
best post ITT
It's not just that, /meal/ used to care about doom/sludge and now they don't even bother talking about them anymore
>>71647195
>>71647251
Just talk about them. Somebody will talk about them with you. Somebody will also call you a nu-male. Don't reply.
>>71647251
doom/sludge is for nu-males
>that ebin feel when you're mere minutes away from listening to the AOTY for the first time
>>71647268
I am just saying i will have a better thread posting in /mu/ about both genres than i do here with /meal/
>>71647251
Two weeks ago, I asked if anybody heard any new stoner/doom/sludge and 2 people asked me what those were.
I posted Majestic by Truckfighters and was promptly told it sucked.
>>71647289
boohoohoo. what a nu-male.
>>71647268
t. nu-male
>>71647299
hahaha
>>71647268
>>71647272
holy shit
Mastodon – Emperor of Sand
>>71647195
N-NANI
>>71647289
If that's what you want to do, go ahead and do that. I'm just saying, it really is as simple as posting what you want to post here.
>>71647195
BUT HOW
>Metal??? yeah i listen to metal. Boris, Electric Wizard, Earth, Sunn O))), Mastodon, Pallbearer, the list could go on and on...
>>71647289
that's because you're a nu-male listening to nu-male metal
>>71647103
Yeah but I hope he has the taste he actually makes fun of. Good taste imo
>>71647389
you forgot khemmis literally all boring one low e strike per minute core tho
>>71647195
>>71641954
truu some of the songs go hard
>>71646904
BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOOOOOON
>>71647299
it really does tho
>>71645089
the best i love how normies use it now not knowing its from a badass metal album
>>71645093
thx ur a real pal
>>71646215
>The Zenith Passage
would recommend to all tech heads definitely on their way to being the next obscura
>>71647161
As a big fan of triptykon and monotheist and not at all a fan of agalloch I am intrigued.
Listening now.