itt: /mu/ writes Weezer song 1 line at a time, then I compose

BEVERLY

YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

THE FACT

THAT MY

I'M NOT A HAPPY MEAL

WAS NEVER ONCE

I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 16 OFFICER

ACTUALLY I DID

BUT I ONLY GAVE HER 1 OF MY FRENCH FRIES

GIRLS DON'T WANNA FUCK ME AND I'M SAD

SO LONG WORLD I GOTTA GO NOW

I WANNA FUCK GOOKS

WITH BIGGER DICKS THAN ME

MY MAMMA SAID IM FALLING TO PIECES

TALENTLESS HACK, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO BE (Gimme Gimme)

I'M A KEK WEEB, I EAT FECES

THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED

WHY AM I SINGING IN CAPITAL LETTERS

A PIECE OF CRAP

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panera bread

IN MY GARAGE

SAD

RAD

FUCK YOU LEXI YOU BROKE MY HEART

THE ONLY GIRL 'IVE EVER LOOOOOVED

OH OHHHHH

I HAVE A GASTROINTESTINAL PERFORATION

I HATE MY VASECTOMY

IT IS NOT A FACE MOTHER

IT IS AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

I'M NOT CRAZY

SWEATER

I'M NO FUCKING BUDDHIST

FEEEEEEELS LIKE SUMMER TO ME

IN OUR SUMMERTIME CLOTHES

*wheeeeze* *wheeeze* WHERE'S MY VENTOLIN

SWEATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BEVERLY HILLS

SWEATERLY HILLS

BABY OOOOOOO

SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE

>>71630990
BABY BABY OH OOOOOOOH

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art.

OP BETTER DELIVER

OOOOHOOOO

JAPANESE

YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


OOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

I WANT A GF GIVE ME A GF NOOOOOOOOOOW

OKAY BITCH, ITS WEEZER AND ITS WEEZY, UPSIDE DOWN MTV

MY NAME IS RIVERS CUOMO AND WEEZER FANS ARE RETARDED

Uh party like tomorrow is my funeral
Gotta stop mixing alcohol with pharmaceuticals
And the unusual is the fuckin usual
Man my life is beautiful and my girls are mutual

Okay bitch, it's weezer and it's weezy, Upside-down MTV
Please don't shoot me down because i'm an endangered species
It's the days of our lives but my night just started
I pray the killer doesn't take the life of the party

FORD

CHING CHONG ON MY DING DONG

is op ded?

AND IT FEELS LIKE

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BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

STEAL SOFTLY THROUGH SUNSHINE

CELLO

>>71630974

gave me a giggle

GIRLS' BOOBS I WANNA JIGGLE

LESBIANS

I'M GAY

SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO

AND I SWEATER THAT I DON'T HAVE A GUN

OH WUAN AND DINDU

HAPPY ENDING

YOUR HONOR, I SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS 12 OOOOHHH YYEEEAAAAHHHHH

OFFICER PUT YOUR DICK AWAY PLEASE ITS INFECTED WITH RABIES

too many fucking posts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XSjbtKAWpj

>>71632097
nice

op delivers

>>71632097
nice

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This truly captures the magic of the old weezer, more than any of your shit /mu/ weird al wannabe show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUpWu1spxpw

>>71632097
sounds more like green day

>>71633031
my thoughts exactly

>>71632097
nice this one is great. key'p it up

also like the other one you did: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G5T46KYSm5

>>71633171
ty, feel like that one came out better.
i was too tired and 2 beers deep on this one

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SUH DUDE
*dabs*

>>71632097

that'sprettygood

>>71631260
>>71633564
Holy kek.

>>71633564
>no fumo marihuana papaaaaaa
the absolute madman

i was sad but im not AS sad anymore thanks op. this is my first post in years u deserve it

>>71632097
actually sounds like something from BNL

>>71632334

hey, ya know what? this is pretty great!

Hold this thread as I walk away

>>71632097
bravo op bravo

>>71633564
Rivers browses /lat/ confirmed

>>71632097
g