>Joined the army, that shit was scary,
>Guess it's time for me to be Exmilitary
Jesus fucking Christ how can anyone listen to this crap
>>71626679
>I heard on the Lune, was a black goon
>Holy shit, I love nigga on moon
Guys I found the reason why people prefer the 2nd half of TPTB
>Shawty's moving like a professional dancer
>Nigga can't y'all see I have cancer
>every album after this will be a stinker, son
>you'll be saying "I wish they still made albums like Pinkerton"
How did they know?
>>71626679
>My favorite track here is Klink
>By the way which one's pink?
>>71626788
lmao
>fucked eight bitches, no time to flirt
>didn't wear a rubber now my centipede hertz
really Avey?
>I fantasized bout this back in Chicago
>My name's Kanye West and this is The Life of Pablo
Stopped listening right there.
>poppin' niggas a lot o'fun
>poppin' niggas wi' my Machine Gun
I'll never listen to jazz ever again
>I took a psychodelic's dose
>now I'm In The Rainbows
I can't believe people think Radiohead's good
>Free ur mind
>2 be kind
Fucking seriously? 10/10 album my ass.
>Pull up to the stop sign, that red octagon
>Added that shit to my Lexemenomicon
Stopped listening here but had already wasted 3 hours
>>71626788
topkek
>when i play my music the crowd starts screamin
>it sounds so loud just like a pulse demon
wow really merzbow?
>We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
>We hope you have enjoyed the show
>Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
>We're sorry but the Jews must go
What the fuck, Lennon?
>>71626927
>>71626788
Amazing
>the tiltle of this story will take the next couple of bars
>it's about the rise and fall of Ziggy Stardust and the spider from Mars
Wtf is this shit?
>Umbilical snake out a thorium whore
>That's my time at The Money Store
I know Stefan is the frontman but you'd think Andy or Zach would say something, this is just distasteful
>Fucked a girl in the ass from midnight to noon
>Shit was so tight she left with a pink moon
Ruined the album for me
>I'll throw hands with a nigga if I find out he's gay
>I be risin to the top like my name Kid A
How did Thom get away with this?
>>71626679
>>Joined the army, that shit was scary,
>>Guess it's time for me to be Exmilitary
Where did you even take this cringy rhyme from?
>>71627392
From the Death Grips album Exmilitary
>>71627392
Remember when people had to lurk before they were allowed to post?
>>71627392
MC Ride says it on the album
>Look at this redhead her name is Ygritte
>I put her to bed in A Saucerful of Secrets
Wow great fucking writing there, Roger.
>if you a real nigga put yo hands up an move to tha beat
>and let these bars hit yo face like speed
>White Light/White Heat
This is why you shouldn't do drugs.
>>71627239
>I'm out of money
>I need to get some more
>I better head to
>The Money Store
why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to namedrop the album on every track?
>the car's on fire
>but that won't limit me
>because my ability
>is F#A# Infinity
>>71627913
Lol I remember that rhyme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPhUiEAeZ4o
>>71627239
>distasteful
Did you forget that Stefan is black? Check your fucking priviledge idiot
>representin is Illmatic
>I hope my daughter isn't born stillmatic
>>71627264
This is my favorite one so far.
>>71627913
>why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to namedrop the album on every track?
i laughed stupidly hard at this
>>71627040
>I LIKE TO FUCK MILFS
>WHILE COVERED IN FILTH
swans has always been shit
>>71626679
>Nigga, I drank her period blood and throttled her with my thing
>This is just another day In The Court Of The Crimson King
Fripp, my man. What the fuck?
>>71627913
>My girl left me, now I'm sick, sad, and poor
>Guess I'll go drown my sorrows down at The Money Store
Seriously, one of the worst decisions in modern music.
>I'd like to hang myself
>but for miles around there are no trees
>I guess I'll have to start
>Planting Seeds
holy shit, why do you all shill the "unkle adams is bad" meme?
>>71627171
That's pretty red-pilled my dude.
>>71628005
>bitches see me and they think I'm a chronic mastrubator
>but then I show them why my dick is called 'The Great Annihilator'
You might be right.
>Me and my mate/We nicked some synths back in the day
>Made some wild tunes/Called that shite Autechre
>And we're back from Madchester with something to say/Tri-motherfookin-Repetae
People seriously consider these guys to be IDM legends?
>she said she was tired, turned around and started to yawn
>doesn't matter, I'll simply pipe her at the gates of dawn
I know Syd wasn't the sanest person in the head, but this went way too far.
>light ended the night with my temporary hookup
>she didnt want to give but I made her get that crack-up
I already know this album will be shit ffs
>me and my niggas comin straight outta bristol
>never mind the bollocks, here's the sex pistols
how the fuck is this a "classic" punk album
>plug her with my dingus in the backseat of my mercedes
>'cause this is charles mingus' black saint and the sinner lady
jesus fucking christ, man, why?
>Scottish pet cemetery, stealing wine from bodegas
>all dogs go to Heaven or Las Vegas
This album is stupid, I thought she was supposed to sing in another language but the lyrics seem pretty straightforward english to me.
>I've met this big-bottomed fräulein who inspired me to write a 40 minute long limerick
>in honor of the fact that she was thicc as a bricc
At this point it's not a parody of prog-rock anymore, but a hate crime against it.
>>71628149
>Now I wrote a couple tunes, and I hope y'all don't mind
>Let's all get ready for Soundtracks for the Blind
>this bitch Genevieve was blowing me
>I started to nut, but then I had to pee
>I shot my yellow-white load on a black aviary
>that's when a crow looked at me
what the fuck phil, your wife dies and THIS is what you release?
>this is kurt cobain
>gonna blow my brain
and
>this is nirvana
>in the Savanna
Fucking shit
fucking shit
>>71627392
You must not have heard the whole album you pleb
>All of god's flying creatures, take heed
>Come to my abode and eat some Bird Seed
I thought this was supposed to be angry and offensive, what the fuck
>>71628341
>hey Kurt
>what?
>nevermind
the voice of the 90's, huh?
>only God knows the hell I see
>this is the On a String EP
fuzzy worm is a fucking hack
>this whore increased her tariffs to the point where it was racket
>so after taking it up the butt she took one up the bracket
Pete! wtf?
>Singing on a famous street
>Makin' dem bitches skeet
>Fuuuuck, I'm so damn famous
>Makes a nigga wonder if this heaven or Las Vegas
Jesus, I'm glad they broke up.
>>71628377
>I fucked a pregnant bitch, uno numero
>got her daughter pregnant too, in utero
offensive is one thing but this shit is just tasteless
fucking hack
>>71627089
unerrated
>>71628583
thank u anon
>>71626870
krk
>Living in a world with unjust laws
>Ricky Martin fight the power for one just cause
>guns bust like berlin, he bumrush walls
>he like Rush Limbaugh, tell republican suck these balls
>import drugs, use blood money to fund these chords
>secret endorsements, behold skeleton horsemen
I knew Puerto Rico was a shithole but jesus
>Got your bitch in my Corolla
>Smoking loud without detection
>Yeah, I'm a high rolla
>That's why Super Eurobeat Presents Initial D - D Selection
This entire genre is irredeemable shit.
>bitch just sucked my dick in her boyfriend's bed
>her face was full of piercings, she gave me machine head
Deep Purple's best line-up still made for a shitty band, it seems.
>このアルバムは愚かでゲイです
>私はそれが新しい日の誕生だと思います
エピック
>>71628307
>All the songs on this album are a bop
>This is definitely an album you should cop
>I'll approach you from the dark and impale you with my D
>That's why you should beware the sword you can't see
>fucked a bitch last night, made her scream "brian"
>been slaying hoes before and after science
and they call this man a legend
>watched a horror movie and it gave me quite a fright
>better sleep with a lamp on so I can remain in light
I just don't get this "new wave" stuff I guess
>>71629569
Those actually sound like Talking Heads lyrics.
>>71629587
they are talking head lyrics
>if you wanna stay alive don't mess with me
>I'll explode your ass like a TNT
they should stick to instrumentals
>I fucked this bitch but now she won't call
>I guess it's cuz I lied about playing American Football
Christ, they tell me MCR isn't emo but I'd take them any day
>capitalism is for niggers
>i'm a trap and my name is mizutani
>>71629218
>I get a lot of pussy, I smoke a lot of weed
>My haters are eiter jealous or have Scrooge McDuck levels of Greed
>>71626788
lel
>>71629679
>My bitch ran off with some nigga from Korea
>That got me thinking, Public Castration is a Good Idea
>>71629752
>I nutted inside a hoe while high
>it felt fucking nice
>I sank back in my bed and felt
>love of life
>I was fucking a tight bitch right in her clam
>it was her time of month and once I was done, it looked like strawberry jam
Really animal collective? Cmon.
>had these bitches strip man, they flung thongs
>now you got me thinkin' bout sung tongs
>now listen here as I play my guita'
>while wearing my brand new trout mask replica
wtf?
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION, RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>>71628311
Jesus, dude
>>71629779
beautifully disgusting, this right here is their epitome
>>71629779
Gives new meaning to the album cover
>>71629568
QEQ
>>71629831
I mean, this still makes more sense than the actual name drop on that album
>Haters ain't impressed by the swan pond plan, say i have to remake,
>But by expanding the area span, it can upgrade to Swan Lake.
made me drop the entire romantic movement
>>71630228
When does he say it? I know he says rainbow trout replica, but I wasn't aware there was another one.
>>71627310
kek
>>71626927
that wouldn't even be that bad in the right context
>>71628795
Top kek
>>71628795
>she gave me machine head
My hair look green like I swam in a pond
Man, I really wish I dyed this shit Blond
>>71626788
While it's funny you're missing the point of the meme.
>I CHOKED A BITCH IN THE BATHROOM, WEEE
>THAT'S MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY
>>71631439
I read this in Danny Brown's voice.
>>71631472
Fucking kek, that's perfect
>Don't fuck with the Crips, only fuck with the Bloods
>Now let me show you this new album, Flood
>Fuck a bitch, my semen flies
>Get her to make me a sandwich on rye
>Touch that shit and get a contact high
>The world is a beautiful place and I'm no longer afraid to die
>>71626788
fucking kek
>>71631535
That's not the name of the album, you fuckface.
>>71627978
Kek
>>71631709
desu I just remembered that being the name of something musicky so I just took the first photo I found
>I took a really fat shit in the middle of church service
>the priest said "we got it from here, thank you 4 your service"
I mean, at least phife went out with a bang...
>>71630463
only one I know of is on "Old Fart at Play"
>>71626927
feels like poon patrol desu
>Searching for something to fill the vacancy
>Trudging through a marsh of Vaseline
>Wading in a sea of Codeine - White Birch
Embarrassing
>Meals on Wheels, that's what my Gramps ate
>The Powers That B served him Government Plates
wow, wtf stefan? really? why are death grips getting political too ffs.
>ULT for life cuz I don't fuck with the ethereal
>I smoke on the purrp cuz nigga I'm Imperial
>i told her to zuck it instead but she bites
>i said, get out of here, you're wasting my zeit
what went wrong Edgar
>I told her "i'm hot, suck my dong" she said she needed a better reason
>I said it's cause it's so long it's longer than a long season
Why are these guys such fifth graders?
>we stole from Willie Dixon, Howlin' Wolf and Bobby Parker too
>get ready for Led Zeppelin two
Such disgusting cynicism.
>I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower
>So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours
So that's what they call "conscious hip hop"?
>>71633634
how do you not get this thread you literal fucking nog
>>71633634
You are a fucking idiot
>>71629144
lmao
>>71632919
thats actually some hot bars
>I stuck my dick in a 10 year old named Oliver
>he cried from the rape so I shot him in the head with a revolver
>>71629777
>I was fuckin this stripper
>nutted all up in her gullet like a day tripper
>her and I had some great affinity
>till she started to gag then let out
>White Light From The Mouth Of Infinity
who funded all these fucking albums?
>>71633634
Here's how you actually do it:
>My sister was asleep so I came on her titties
>Just another day in the life of the good kid, m.a.a.d city
>he say he done time, nigga that shit clownin'
>we gon' teach him bout the art of drowning
and you people think punk is good because?
>>71633803
Did you mean tity?
>>71633744
>Me and Ringo got mixed up with some whores
>Shoved my fist up her ass suddenly, said I call this one the "Magical Mystery Tour"
pretty fucking graphic for a boy band, how did these hacks get popular?
>beastyality is my fetish
>it started with cute little bats
>but now the only thing I fuck is hot rats
>>71627410
I lurked on 4chan for at least 6 months before my first post. I remember that being normal.
>they say i jerk so hard it must be a ritual
>they don't know i be just shaking the habitual
>>71626788
one kek
>>71633386
10/10
>>71628049
>Stabbin this bitches pussy with my 3 prong trident
>When I nut on her face say she in the wake of poseidon
How the fuck did Greg Lake manage to stay on for two albums?
>She wears socks with sandals, that bitch's so tacky
>I'd rather just sit here, eating Souvlaki
Absolutely genius
>Them hoes see me making stack, so they start to follow
>If they don't let me hit it from the back, if they don't swallow?
>Then I give them bitches a fat hatful of hollow
For someone who reads so much poetry and stuff morrisey really shit the bed with this one
>>71628278
kek
>Forgot to shower so I got a big zit
>Such is life in the Bottomless Pit
Now that's just gross, Stefan.
>>71633976
>I'm fuckin this hoe cowgirl and pullin her hair
>she don't love me tho, this going to Ride - Nowhere
who thought shoegaze was acceptable
>>71633976
>my friend Alison used to be a nagger
>until a nigger stabed her with a dagger
>>71634029
My tweak form yours
>Forgot to shower so I got a big zit
>After I poped it, it was a Bottomless Pit
>dat bitch's pussy so stank it smelled like cheese and macaroni
>don't give a fuck doe, she still gonna ride dis white pony
Nu metal lyrics in a nutshell
>niggas comin' at me don't know I got that piece
>niggas 'bout to rust in peace
>Your main bitch is attracted to my sizable cock
>Your life is pathetic, you're like a Laughing Stock
>this nigga pleasing my wife with his big black cock
>tied in the corner I'm a Laughing Stock
Why is this album praised again?
>white niggas be so gay and dumb
>so dumb they suck on they thumb
>so gay they cry when I step on they feet
>*el-p goes woooooo*
>I told that fat fuck trump to run the jewels, 3!
I think bernie's loss did a number on mike's mental health
Got another one for that
>Heard crowds line up to get at your mum's clit
>Heard she's took miles upon miles of dick
>Even fucked 20 guys in 5 minutes, damn that's quick
>heard they actually fell in or some sick shit
>I guess you could call your mum's pussy a bottomless pit
Really stefan? I guess the death grips is just random shouting meme might be true after all
Shit,
>>71634189
Is meant for
>>71634029
>I be cummin so hard on her face
>lifts me to heaven, i'm in Grace
Tim was clearly better
>>71627939
>went to a party with my nigga kevin
>ten bitches apiece and the beats start bumpin
>go up to the bathroom and start dick pumpin
>dj yelled out "lift your skinny fists like antenna to heaven"
post rock fucking sucks
>>71633861
the disappearance of lurk moar from online culture is ultimately its downfall
>>71634251
>done fingering this bitch, pull out my slimy hand
>say "think you got crabs babe, it feels like a Spiderland"
>Real music gets me down
>So I just listen to pet sounds
>>71634251
>>71634303
>>71634438
These are so bad
>>71634303
dis is great
>Girl was cute like a rat
>Chewed some tobacco then spat
*cymbal crash*
>He looked like a twat with that Face Tat
Maybe Zach should just stick to drumming
>>71634287
Word
> I found a world so new
> Since I left you
What warranted a second album again?
>>71627392
lurk more dumb cunt and maybe youd sound less retarded
>>71628429
>make kids listen while im shittin, atrocity exhibition
what the fuck Danny
>>71626927
You forgot the one with the bleached asshole
>Yea you know that semen I stay sipping
>My penis is circumcised so call me clipping
>Fucked a nigga's bitch, his sister will be next to blow
>Guess that's why they call us The Residents, turn bitches cold like Eskimo
I really don't understand the appeal.
>Runaway from me baby
>This is Kanye West, listen to this album and don't go away
And people get on his throat for that bleached asshole verse? Jesus fuck
>>71627913
>namedrop the album on every track
Becoming a musician just to do this.
>This is my band, Huey Lewis and The News
>Together we will murder the Jews
Ever heard of being subtle, Lewis?
>>71631423
>point of the meme.
>point
>meme
W E W
E
W
>>71626813
>no replies
This is now a chart rate thread
>>71636660
4/16
Do better next time.
>>71634497
in a good way tho
>I guess this is my dissertation
>Homie, this shit is basic
>Welcome to Graduation
ugh
>>71636772
>>71634879
>>71633803
Holy fuck why are there so many retarded people on this board
>>71636797
At least 1, apparently
>>71633634
I'm gonna necro the shit out of this thread.
But still keep it music reated
>I've jacked off to carrissa
>>71631423
While you have a point you're almost certainly autistic
>So you wanna be a superhero
>Nigga I'll turn you down to zero
What the fuck were they thinking...
>i'm 43 and i never had sex
>my stage name is XXYYXX
wtf and people get high to this?
>>71632919
best in thread
>I wish Mike Pence would kill all the gays
>Until then we're living in Demon Days
How did Albarn get away with it?
>i love my family and friends and what theyre all about
>i know this is true! beyond a shadow of a doubt
really hurting your gangsta image there freddie.
>>71626813
underrated.
>>71633634
get out
>When I take a big poop my asshole contorts
>This is the album All of Something by Sports
Indie music is dead
>>71628192
I love this meme
>selling lots of drugs i get from mexico
>spend the money going to the rodeo
this is why trump won
>>71633634
i appreciate what you did anon, dw
>>71633668
>>71633682
>>71636863
>>71639331
haha WHOOOOOSSSHHHSHSHSHHSHS
>>71628049
I think this one is my favorite so far
>>71626679
>We laid back, all was cool
>Then we fucked, Under A Funeral Moon
Seriously?
>>71638570
underrated