My boy sheeran to headline Glastonbury 2017. Now see who

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU

>>71622069
Ginger are some of the ugliest fuckers in the history of humanity. The men, that is.

>>71622069
whats his fucking problem?

>>71622069
Damn those English genes are unforgiving.

Some of the worst tattoos I've ever seen

This guy is a true anomaly to me. He's ugly as fuck and his music is so bland to me yet he has videos with a billion and a half views. Usually with something that popular even if I don't like it I can see why someone would, but I don't see it in any of his songs. His voice isn't bad but his songs are just so forgettable to me.

>>71622069
What in musical deterioration?!

He once tried to sell me his cd after a gig back when he was just starting out. I said no because i thought he was shite, turns out I should've said yes and sold it later

>>71622306
At least he hasn't got American genes that make him turn into jabba the hutt

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>>71622069
Is that really him without a shirt on? Bahahhaahhahah

How do we fix the British genome?

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Hmmmm

>>71623510
Probably because Taylor Swift popularized him.

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>>71622069
Ed Sheeeran AND Foo Fighters!!!!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

YAY!

Whose playing Reading? I bet you it's Greenday!!!

Offspring? lol
aaahh dear

>>71622069
He's fucking hideous.

How do girls find this attractive?

WORST. TATTOOS. EVER.

>>71624389
money and facebook likes

>>71622069
Why do people take this man seriously?

I mean, really, his shit's all retarded and his work is uninteresting at best. Same love songs from twenty years ago, and he's a ginger to boot. He's a whatever folksy fotm. What do you get from posting about him here? What's your endgame?

>>71624427

>being this try hard over popular music

wew.

he also seems like a genuinely good egg despite the fame and fortune. seems like he has some real character to him and will survive the circus as an actual human being still.

>>71624440
>try hard

I'm not being tryhard. It's just weird that the place where I learned to enjoy field recordings of owls with reverb effects is the same place that now promotes a dull pop artist?

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>>71622069
Two normie friends of mine who almost never listen to full albums came to me (on different occasions) and started praising his new album, how it's so awesome and has so many great songs, it's even hard to describe for them how great it is...

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HAVE SUCH SHIT TASTE?! WHY?!?!?

>>71624440
>defending shit music

Did your wife's daughter get you into sheeran?

>>71624449
>field recordings of owls with reverb effects
Link?

>>71623510
Is he though? I think what you said applies to his latest album but not to his entire career. He started with some genuinely catchy pop and has devolved into pop trash. Pretty standard pop career progression desu.

>>71624503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVIrCaLpa0g

This is your first step on the road to being patrician.

>>71624449
>>71624472

you do all of this try hard elitist shit because you have too much faux-intellectual interest vested in passive media. this is how you feel smart. you use passive media as a crutch to feel cultured.

keep up the special boy hipster disdain of the nasty "normies" and their music iyw. it is literally all passive media anyway you overcompensating middlebrow mongs.

>>71624532
Is "passive media" your favorite brand new faux-intellectual hipster elitist buzzword you just learned? That's so sweet!

>>71624532
I don't have disdain of anyone for what they listen to, I just call Ed Sheeran's music shit because it is shit. What is so hard to understand, kid?

>>71624556

>so shook he is actually trying to spin this as me being the elitist here

truth hurts, son.

>>71622069
Could this man be the most shilled artist of the decade?

he is pushed so hard on twitter and itunes it hurts

even saw his fucking record at the grocery store

>>71624532
Why are you so angry? Let me try to walk you through it. This place has always thrived on alternative culture, not only music, but every single board has this "weird" taste in things. This is an alternative site, as in, an alternative from places like facebook or reddit. I'm not saying these places are bad, I can't judge that, I'm just a turbonerd like the next guy, I'm saying that 4chan's always been a place for people to discuss weird shit and dicknipples.

Ultimately: this pop shit is retarded and there is much better, more interesting stuff you could be listening to. Instead, when people call you out on your shit taste all you do is insult them

>hurr durr you think ur so smart durr
>hurrr you just hate everything 'cause you're autistic
>hurrr you're just overcompensating you should instead listen to trite shit like me
>durrrr i'm retarded and it's justified because everyone else is

I mean, what the fuck man? Is this ginger so important to you that when he gets called out for being shit you need to defend yourself by projecting your insecurities unto others? You need to chill the fuck out, maybe listen to some records, maybe experiment some shit.

>>71624581
He is the new golden cow in the industry, gotta milk that fountain of gold. Also he's the normiest of all musicians.

>>71624458
Similar thing happened to me, at first I was shocked/pleased that a friend of mine went on to listen a full album, but for fuck's sake, why did it have to be this one, literally a Taylor Swift album would have been a better choice

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>>71624521
This is fucking mesmerizing what the fuck I've been listening for twenty minutes and it's got all my attention.

>>71624626

>Instead, when people call you out on your shit taste all you do is insult them

but i don't have shit taste, friend. i'm an oldfag and i've been here for a decade and sperg-stacked over 4TB of shit along the way.

all this affect of yours is nothing in the end -- just young enthusiast excitement.

proselytize against the dreaded normie taste when you see it crop up here if you'd like but this precocious hipster shit is so tedious to deal with.

>>71624730
nigger you're precocious, I don't give a shit how long you've been here, for all I care you've been here for about as long as I have, it's irrelevant. You're posting a shit normie artist on a mongolian nail collecting imageboard, did you expect anything else aside from everyone calling you out on this? That was my first question. You knew this would happen. You knew people would only come in this thread to tell you Ed Sheeran is a shitty artist that's been shilled into oblivion. If you expected anything aside from that then you are oblivious to the board's culture, and given that you are trying to prove to me that you're le oldfag, then you aren't oblivious at all. So, what's your endgame? Why post this thread? Is this what you wanted? To argue with someone about how we're all hipster elitists? Whoop-de-doo, welcome to /mu/. But then when we do exactly what you would expect us to do, all you do is try to justify yourself?

>nah bruh i'm an oldfag
>u mad bro
>dealing with you guys is awful

Just don't post about Ed Sheeran if you don't want to be called a pleb, it's as simple as that. Get with the program, Jimmy.

I just don't understand.

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>>71624760
>nigger

>>71624760
The guy is obviously baiting now, stop falling for it.

>>71624760

shook ones part 2.

you can like a lot of music and know a lot about it without having to be this much of a faggot hipster all the time.

take the advice or don't. age mellows you out, m8. it will for you too. all this try hard overcompensating bravado you have for "normie shit" will turn to benign indifference down the line. and who knows - you might even end up liking some of it.

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>anyone who regularly browse /mu/ thinking they are patrician

>>71624801

Ed Sheeran's guitar pop is genuinely bland compared to most indie artists. And his take on rap is a joke compared to recent Hip Hop. The main complaint is that there is nothing special about him and he's extremely popular, hence the denomination of "normie shit".

>>71624872

yep yep i've said what i wanted to. if you're not hearing what i'm actually saying to you fair play.

>>71623510
He has a conventionally aesthetic and relaxing style of singing, and he plays acoustic guitar quite well. His songs are about things that most people can identify with in some way, and the songs are well produced and mixed. If you mix these things together and add in some luck, you get commercially successful music.

>>71624910
Not everyone has to like the same artists you do, nobody is a tedious elitist for disagreeing with someone's taste. If you don't get it, your problem. Grow up.

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>>71624910
>hey guys look at this dude Ed™
>dude this guy's shit
>lol sure you're all pseudo intellectual dickheads
>yeah but dude what'd you expect
>lol bye kiddies when you get older you'll understand

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>>71624910
Congrats, you have

I can perfectly understand his popularity, what I can't understand is why total normies feel patrician listening to it. People I know that only listen to radios or youtube trendings suddenly listen to full album and try to discuss it. He's a funny looking guy making catchy pop song, what's the big deal.

>>71624950

it's not even about this ed guy, you dork. it's about your mindset toward all of this.

>>71624975

t. denial mode hipster snowflake

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>>71625010
And the "mindset" you speak of is disliking someone's music? So we shouldn't ever call any popular music bad just so we don't look as hipsters? How insecure can you be?

>>71625041

t. me

>>71625010
>it's not even about this ed guy
So you're assuming that because someone thinks ed's music is bad, that they automatically think all popular music is bad? Nice projection, faggot.

i like it when /mu/ threads get derailed by 2-3 idiots having a pointless discussion, kek

the thread had 22/22 post-poster ratio, and now it's 53-26

>>71624697
fun fact: i did that, some guy put it on his youtube. nice that it still spreads.

>>71625045

look kid keep being a disdainful faggot LARPer over music if you want i am just telling you that it's laughable avant-kid spergery and you are going to get over it in time. but if you have your heart set on continuing this hipster warrior LARP life then you go get them stupid normies, killer.

>How insecure can you be?

fuckin lol the absolute denial here.

>>71625074
*made

>>71625076
This is just pathetic, whenever someone calls you out on your bullshit, you don't provide a SINGLE counter-argument or any reasons for your stance, you only retort to dull, non-creative ad hominem attacks full of grumpy buzzwords. I'm stupid for ever thinking it would be possible to have a normal discussion with you. I'm out of this thread, bye faggot.

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>>71625100

>I'm stupid for ever thinking it would be possible to have a normal discussion with you.

no you're stupid for special boy LARPing this hard against the normies.

>I'm out of this thread, bye faggot.

bye :^)

>>71625138

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>>71622069
Jesus Christ, those are some really fucking terrible tattoos. The lion one on his chest is one of the tackiest tattoos I've ever seen in my life.

>>71625190

>let me LARP in peace, sir

>>71625204
I don't have disdain of anyone for what they listen to, I just call Ed Sheeran's music shit because it is shit. What is so hard to understand, kid?

>>71625204
I don't have disdain of anyone for what they listen to,, I just call Ed Sheeran's music shit because it is shit. What is so hard to understand, kid?

>>71625204
I don't have disdain of anyone for what they listen to, I just call Ed Sheeran's music shit because it is shit. What is so hard to understand,, kid?

>>71625204
I don't have disdain of anyone for what they listen to, I just call Ed Sheeran's music shit because it is shit.. What is so hard to understand, kid?

>>71625204
I don't have disdain of anyone for what they listen to, I just call Ed Sheeran''s music shit because it is shit. What is so hard to understand, kid?

>>71625204
>I don't have disdain of anyone for what they listen to, I just call Ed Sheeran's music shit because it is shit. What is so hard to understand, kid?

>>71625204
I don't have disdain of anyone for what they listen to,, I just call Ed Sheeran''s music shit because it is shit. What is so hard to understand, kid?

>>71625204
I don't have disdain of anyone for what they listen to, I just call Ed Sheeran's music shit because it is shit. What is so hard to understand, kid?

>>71625253
---> /r9k/

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>>I'm out of this thread, bye faggot.
>stays in
>not only stays in but then proceeds to spam post continually out of blinding rage

all you are doing is clearly letting anon know that i hit a major nerve with you when i started to call you out of your LARP shit.

stay riled you are only showing how right i was.

imagine getting so riled you spam a thread in rage. what a fuckin loser lmao.

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>>71625076
>look kid keep being a disdainful faggot LARPer over music
Not an argument

>i am just telling you that it's laughable avant-kid spergery
Not an argument

>but if you have your heart set on continuing this hipster warrior LARP life
Not an argument

Now let me phrase the questions once again for you:

And the "mindset" you speak of is disliking someone's music? So we shouldn't ever call any popular music bad just so we don't look as hipsters? How insecure can you be?

>>71625076
Oh noesss, did someone hurt your feelings :(((( poor youu

>>71625213
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>>71625253
I don't understand, can you repeat once more?

>>71625267

>Now let me phrase the questions once again for you:

son you literally spammed a thread in rage. there is no coming back from that.

it's done now. you sperged too hard to even resume basic shitposting with you. that is how sperg you just got over this.

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>>71625275
Still not an argument

>>71622069
its like you photoshopped that head in

god his face look stupid

Was there ever a more cancerous thread than this? You both are fucking losers, now stop bumping this pile of horse crap to the first page, thanks

>>71625291
kek

also what bout that fedora?

>>71625275
Nice that you finally acknowledged you don't have any arguments supporting your thesis (that someone is a LARP-er if they dislike some popular artist). Well done, you're growing step by step :^)

When did Ron Weasley get tats?

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>>71625213
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>>71625253

Absolute autism what the fuck.

I can't remember the last time I saw a guy this mad here.

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>>71625076

Holy shit, you're retarded

>>71624801
>you can like a lot of music and know a lot about it without having to be this much of a faggot hipster all the time.

You can also dislike some music, that doesn't mean you're a 'faggot hipster', junior.

>>71625322
again you sperg-spreading kids with your LARP elitist nonsense. you dont have to dislike everything you hear on radio what's your problem

>>71625328
Ed sheeran sucks, just get over it and move on with life princess

>>71624910

>yep yep i've said what i wanted to.
>stays in thread
>proceeds to insult people who disagree with his music taste

what a fucking special snowflake you are, ey mate?

>>71625358
fuck off stupid LARP kid faggot you can only wish to have as good music taste as I do

>>71624515
this

>this thread

Never change, /mu/.

>>71625366
Aww, look at you finally breaking down over being called out for your bullshit ;^)

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>>71625379
>mfw I'm
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>>71624449
>mfw I leave the thread for a while
>mfw I come back to this

10/10 great thread

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>>71622115
Of course if you take that faggot Ed Sheeran as an example, but my boy Joshua disagrees.

>>71623510
he's actually considered quite attractive for a British person

>>71625524
Ginger Elvis is GOAT

>>71625291
oh my god i thought it was shopped in fucking kill me now

>>71626262
kek

>those tattoo's

normies ruin EVERYTHING

>>71626958
Tattoos were ever patrician??

>>71623510
I mostly hate this little doucher, but Thinking Out Loud is quite literally a POWERHOUSE vocal performance. It's up there with the Whitneys and the Celines and Michael Boltons... the little vocal fills he does are insane.

But he probably did 3,000 vocal takes on that song, because I've never heard him actually nail it like that live. But seriously, go back and listen to that song just for the vocals. It's insane.

>>71624034
haha oh wow :^S

>>71624367
binman