I'll be playing guitar in a college talent show tomorrow

>>71599074
Just ask what would Lou Reed do?

You'll be ok mate I promise

>>71599094
Heroin?

>>71599074
fuck the guitar

Good luck OP

Don't worry about messing up, because if you do everybody will fucking know and secretly laugh at you

>>71599074
It's not a big deal. Most of the time the lights are so bright that you can't see anyone. Just try to understand that you're the only person who will be judging you. No one else cares if you aren't fucking perfect. No one is perfect.

Here's a clip of the Strokes fucking up on national television, you're gonna be okay:

https://youtu.be/79ldB7ltkYo?t=188

>>71599074
pull a dean blunt and play in the dark with a bodyguard in the back

>>71599074
what's the difference between 5 and 50000000 people, if you think about it? (none, the crowd is a single entity. in fact, 5 should make you more nerbous)

>>71599241
This is how I've looked at it. Larger crowds are easier to get in front of than smaller ones I think

>>71599129
Yes

What song will you be playing?

playing in front of 1 person is way harder and nerve wracking than playing in front of 100

as long as you know your parts you'll be fine you fucking homosexual

>>71599305
Aqua - Barbie Girl (jazz fusion remix)

>>71599327
You think you're fucking funny?

>>71599351
Did I hit a nerve?

>>71599305
An acoustic version of a motown song.