Hey /mu/ am I an autistic for this? >Be last summer >Been

Things that never happened

>intercourse
where the fuck do you think you are?

Scenarios OP played out on his Sims 2 save

I can post pics to prove its true, but I just want to know if I'm an autist

>>71595240
>it's an autist pretends to be a normie episode

I did this once to play WoW, keep in mind my dick hasn't seen a woman in like 7 years.

>>71595240
>having friends
>having sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I mean, it's not like it was a one time thing, you'd been fucking before

just because someone offers sex does not socially obligate you to say yes if you're attracted to them

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>>71595240
Well you ARE a worthless, unwanted tool for shitposting on 4chan, so there's that

>>71595345
Nah dude do whatever you want.

Depends which Boris album it was

>>71595383
The one you dislike the most

its retarded but not autistic

>>71595383
It was pink

>>71595392
Nuh uh it was Pink

>>71595443
Pink is alright, Flood is best boy though

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>not having sex to the music
Disappointment.
I love blasting Swans or Earth while having sex so it drowns the screams.

>>71595240
Oh is this a greentext that never happened thread?

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>>71596136
>be me
>fuck a ho ass bitch
>"anon why don't you play me some of that sweet sweet harmonica jazz with that harmonica you have that you're so fond of"
>mfw i lied about harmonica to get a sex from her
>tell her i left my harmonico at home in its case
>put on glenn branca on max volume
>stare at her until she leaves
>cry because now i'm alone

am i an autist /mu/? and music for this feel?

>>71595240
You are autistic because you can listen to music while having sex.

It's more acceptable if you were playing on the computer or something else that takes most of your attention. I've played videogames, programmed, and rode my motorcycle instead of have sex with women.

I remember when one girl took a picture of her exposed legs in the foreground with me playing on the computer in the background, and posted it to facebook making fun of men.

>>71595259
>>71595278
>>71596136
t. virgins

>>71596273
Everyone has a penis or a vagina, yet somehow it's impossible to have sex.

>>71595240
Wow do you really not realize what you were doing? You were virtue signaling. You wanted her to come in your room after a few minutes because she was interested in what you were listening to.

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>>71596196
kek

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>>71596196
>to get a sex from her