>go to http://www.scaruffi.com/quotes.html >bring you

>>71542153
Maybe for dirty Continentalists.

>>71542447
Continental philosophy is where all the pussy is at

>If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a marketing commercial to sell ducks

>>71542153
"Philosophy is the art of saying something incredibly stupid and making it sound incredibly intelligent." aha ahha hahahahahahah hah hahahahahahahahaha no

>"It is very difficult to resist the temptation to think that the future will be exactly like the past even though the future has never been like the past"
I like this one tbqh

>>71542153
He's not wrong though. Every philosopher is a man with a dictionary/thesaurus and too much time on their hands.

One of the few things he's not wrong about

All the philosophical "greats" would be ripped apart if they had to debate 20 determined pessimists on 4chan

the only reason they get away with it is because the implication that they have some authority, the same way music critics have opinions anyone cares about

"Are we the toilet or the plunger?"

It's like that song Human by The Killers

>>71542525
this really only applies to metaphysics and continentals

is scaruffi autismo? he has to be on the spectrum

>>71542575
i don't know, you tell me
http://www.scaruffi.com/friends/

>>71542721
jesus

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>"I do not think thoughts, thoughts think me."

huh

>>71542906
2deep4me

>>71542906
Literally just Carl Jung's "People don't have thoughts, thoughts have people" but narcissistic.

>>71543248
kek i knew i had heard that before

This exact thread happened before wtf guys

>>71542575
He included his own poem on his list of all time greatest poems

He claims to have won an "award for taste" as well as "multiple international awards for the most professional analysis of the beatles career" despite these never having surfaced

This >>71542721

>>71543264
we need a lot of threads to cover Scaruffi's stupidity

>>71542526
>All the philosophical "greats" would be ripped apart if they had to debate 20 determined pessimists on 4chan
Except Stirner already existed and was considered a fucking joke by anyone who wasn't a complete idiot.

>>71543306
>He claims to have won an "award for taste"
that can't be true

you might say he's a professional quote maker

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>>71543424
See for yourself

Also I can't find any information about any organization called New Music Central online...

http://www.scaruffi.com/music.html

>>71543519
wew

>>71542506
I hate Scaruffi but that is hilarious

>"The best books are those you don't want to finish reading because you hate the idea that they will end"
too real

>>71543548
my fucking god, piero is fucking insane

>>71543373
Are you implying i wasn't including Stirner or just pointing out he's only popular amongst edgy teens

>>71543548
>that zebra
im pretty sure he created this award on MS paint

>>71543519
kek i can imagine him beating it off to tay tay

>Why are there age limits? why is it illegal to marry a 12-year old? Helen of Troy was 12. Juliet and Cleopatra were still teenagers when they became famous.

>>71544691
he's lucky we are the only ones paying attention to what he says

Things that may annoy you [in the USA]:

>The USA is the only country left on the planet that still uses the ancient Roman imperial system for measurements (miles, feet, gallons) instead of the metric system
>The USA has very few trains and they are terribly slow and antiquated. This forces the traveler to continuously use airports with all the inconvenience (limited and sometimes lost luggage, security checks, lenghty boarding and disembarking, can't bring your own drinks, limited use of electronic devices, bumpy rides, sardine-like seats, impossible workspace, store things away for take off and landing, etc) and obsolence (airports are usually very far from your destination and transportation to town is expensive and/or slow).
>The planes of US airlines are quite primitive by international standards.
>Prices are never the real price (they never include the "taxes")
>Colossal amount of plastic and colossal waste in general
>Lots of homeless people, more than in any other developed country
>Obese people have the same rights as normal people... and they are really obese (airlines will charge you if you have an extra kg of luggage but will not charge someone whose butt takes two seats)
>Huge gas-sucking cars (their "compact" car is everybody else's "full size" car) and very cheap gasoline, a combination which results in a colossal waste of gasoline
>People do not wash their hands before eating and often suck their fingers when finished eating (when you use the utensils at an all-you-can-eat buffet, those utensils have been used by countless people who did not wash their hands), a puzzling behavior by people who are obsessed with deodorants and showers and flossing
>Air-conditioned buildings (they make you freeze even in the summer)
>Waiters are hysterical about cleaning up your table even before you finished eating

>>71544764
>The USA writes the date as month/day/year instead of day/month/year or year/month/day (a very irrational compromise between the two most widespread formats)
>Anywhere in the USA avoid taxis and shuttles. The drivers can be arrogant and aggressive. They routinely demand a tip, often cheat customers, and are prone to accidents. If you make reservations online, they might ask you to pay the tip even before they show up!
>For mysterious reasons people cannot write the number "9". They write it with a straight vertical line, despite the fact that all their computers and phones show the correct vertical curve (curve, not line).

>Warning: people are allowed to own and carry guns. If you are from Europe: would you visit a country if they told you that you are 5 times more likely to be killed in that country than at home? The murder rate in the USA is 5 times the murder rate in Europe. If you are from East Asia, the gap is even bigger. In some towns virtually every household has a gun and has the right to use it. Check before you travel. The USA is one of the most dangerous countries to visit. More people are murdered yearly in the USA than in all wars fought by the USA since the Vietnam war. If you are a foreign student applying to a US university, check whether guns are allowed on the campus of the university that you plan to join: it was legal in 8 states as of 2015.

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>"Am I myself?"

Lets play: Scaruffi quote or Jaden Smith tweet?

>"If the question is me, the answer is you"

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>>71544764
>Obese people have the same rights as normal people

>>71543519
>sexy
>teenager herself

Is Scaruffi the creepy uncle in the family?

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>they clearly have violent sex
does he have a top of sex ?

>>71544996
>Pancakes 6.5/10
>Blonde 6/10

>>71542153
That describes his entire personality

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>writing with this much confidence about something you know literally nothing about

>>71544870
Difficult

>>71542153
Holy shit, for once I agree with him.

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>no human rights
lmao

I'll never forget that he said Between the Buried and Me are a fucking black metal band. This guy is fucking retarded.

Glad no stupid Scaruffi defenders have come out of the woodwork. I haven't seen any in quite a while actually. I'm glad everyone seems to be realizing how fucking stupid he is and has stopped defending him.

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>muh "in theory vs. in practice"
>no female leaders is the best critique he can think up
>"capitalism is self-organizing"
>the attempt to link communism to fascism
>all this fascist apologia

>>71542508
is quoting Kant and smoking American Spirit getting you any pussy my friend?

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>ackshually Mussolini wasn't that bad, he was lenient on Jews and wasn't as mean as Hitler!
>look, he had a big industrial boom! let me just conveniently forget to mention the far bigger "industrial boom" that occurred under communism which made the USSR one of the two largest superpowers in the world, as opposed to Italy which is an irrelevant shithole today
Besides all this, I've got to say that my favorite Scaruffi quote is:
>"Fundamentally, communism was a blessing to capitalism because it created so much poverty for capitalists to exploit."

>>71546827
AFAIK he never writes long descriptions in english, so the one who posted that one for BTMAM on his page might've been a collaborator/translator who mixed up the genres. Maybe.