/metal/

>>71529103
Kill yourself my man.

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>favorite Amorphis album? Tales From the Thousand Lakes

What's with all the Amorphis post lately?

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When?

>>71529190
but that's their best album

Privilege of Evil is actually Amorphis' best. Only Nightwish/CoB fans will disagree.

What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tp4J2PIdBc

>>71529194
One guy samefagging in an attempt to force the latest /metal/ meme.

Remember when it was ok to like melodeath here for a short time
I wish all "muh trve old school underground metul" faggots would fuck off

Amorphis-Silent Waters

>>71529206
Ideally never.

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Greatest finnish band?
For me it's Wigwam
t. actual finn

>>71529194
Autism
Just like when that faggot turned Paradise Lost into a meme
This general has been really pathetic lately

>>71529224
>>>/r/metal

>>71529237
Unholy is the GOAT. Unlike Amorphis, they continued progressing their style without turning into buttrock.

>>71529217
>being this contrarian

>>71529253
>>>/DMU/

HIM obviously

Do Finns actully like Amorphis? I don't know anyone outside of that country like them

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>everything Amorphis amde after their first 2 albums is buttrock

>>71529301
No

I want to get into metal and I see this album that is spammed called ''Vektor-Terminal Redux''

Is it the ITAOTS of /metal/?

>>71529190

That dude with the goofy hair has good tastes desu

>>71529305
Correct.

>>71529224
You can leave anytime, faggot

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>>71529325

>>71529345
Thanks for the tip friend. Glad we agree.

>>71529224
literally no one ever liked melodeath you fucking faggot. go jerk off to the jester race if you want, no one gives a shit

>>71529327
I have probably been here longer than you faggot
Shitposting scum like you needs to leave first

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>>71529346
>tfw summoning will never play a live show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRCbe_jGxBs

Mors Principium Est
My friend was the solo guitarist in their first 3 albums.

Greatest Finnish band of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i0RhECiMdQ

>>71529358
>literally no one ever liked melodeath
>this is what contrarian DMU shitters actually believe

Top kek this general is so fucking retarded
Go jerk off to your shitty black metal demos you hipster cuck

>>71529363
you obviously haven't if you still like melodeath

>>71529363
>I've been here longer than you but I can't stand banter
Tough shit, go cry yourself while listening to In Flames or something

>>71529387
You forgot numale

>>71529376
Such a great album

>>71529376
nice. nice.

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>Yeah I like Amorphis
>The Karelian Isthmus, Tales From the Thousand Lakes, Elegy, the list goes on...

Hey guys, I found a band that I think you'll really like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b58J8hUNCI4

>>71529388
Or maybe because I;m not a closed minded fucktard like you
And there are a lot of critically acclaimed melodeath bands so you are wrong

>>71529396
>hurr durr your favourite band is shit le numale XDD
Wow, great "banter" faggot
Just fuck off to /b/ and don't come back

>>71529433
>Sperging out because /metal/ doesn't like a subgenre
This shit has never, EVER, worked. You can keep making a fool of yourself or just stop with whatever dignity you have left

>>71529409
>implying hipsters would like something as Cheesy as Amorphis

>>71529433
>critically acclaimed melodeath bands
Name one.

I need metal to tough out withdrawals too

>>71529412
There's also a group called autist. I don't remember where I saw the name. They're not metal though

>>71529433
>And there are a lot of critically acclaimed melodeath bands so you are wrong
this fucking guy

why is everyone who listens to melodeath a raging pussy faggot?

>>71529450
Oh sorry that I expect actual conversation from this shithole when no one has given any argument why something sucks

>>71529457
Just look here
https://rateyourmusic.com/customchart?page=1&chart_type=top&type=album&year=alltime&genre_include=1&genres=Melodic+Death+Metal&include_child_genres=t&include=both&limit=none&countries=

>>71529471
Yeah I bet you're so maculine for listening to your shitty glam and hipster black metal

>>71529206
Now?

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>>71529491
>I've been here longer than you
>Oh sorry that I expect actual conversation
>rateyourmusic
I love when these faggots have a meltdown.

>>71529491
>Oh sorry that I expect actual conversation from this shithole when no one has given any argument why something sucks
tell us why melodeath is good first, faggot

>rym
>proof of critical acclaim
no way, you can't actually be serious

>>71529308
Yes

Go listen to it, it's AOTY 2016

>>71529517
>le greentext
>le reaction image
>le u mad :DD
If you don't have anythign to say than shut the fuck up

>>71529491
It must be hard going through life with such terrible taste.

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>>71529530
Keep going please. Thanks for killing melodeath discussion, you did a better job than the Amorphis autist

>>71529526
Why should I? You're clearly too retarded to talk with, go back to your ironic glam posting you cancerous fuck

>RYM
Name one site with more reliable music ratings than RYM faggot
Certainly not fucking MetalArchives

>>71529543
>hurr durr your taste is shit
Wow, another great argument

>>71529103
>amorphis
Haven't listened to them in so long.

>>71529570
>killing melodeath discussion
You can't kill something that was never possible

>>71529576
What do you think of them?

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updated from last thread... using my autism to make a rock histomap, gathering info. dates dont have to be exact just in the time period that they began to be popular, need genres and bands that are missing

also >tfw just discovered carcass

This triggers the elitist faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=614OdhFLUUU

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>>71529591
>You can't kill something that was never possible
Even better

Holy shit /metal/ give it a break

Post FAST riffs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JF0WduFBC68

>>71529611
>actually trying to discuss music in this general

lmao gtfo faggot

71529573
Not even giving you a (you)

>>71529573
You have to realize critical acclaim has nothing to do with what faggots on rym think. It literally just means what p4k and metalsucks thought of it.

>>71529636
Overrated album

>>71529591
I like them, their album "Tales from a thousand lakes" is one of my fav metal albums. Haven't listened to much of recent stuff.

>>71529636
>Not melodeath
Holy shit what an elitist cunt hipster, I bet you listen to black metal too cuck. Oh my god can't discuss anything what a terrible general

>71529652
Wow, resorting to passive agressiveness now

>>71529654
What do RYM, Pitchfork and MetalCucks have to do with each other?

>>71529666
Their late stuff is much more poppy with a lot of clean vocals so you might find it cheesy

>>71529674
You tried to use rym as a basis for critical acclaim. That is not what critical acclaim is.

>>71529671
>this low effort falseflagging
Spotted the butthurt blackie

>>71529693
RYM is more reliable at determining critical acclaim than most shit sites that completely ignore metal music

I hope Devin Townsend gives us a another Casualties of Cool soon.

>>71529720
>Devin Townsend
Fuck off with your pleb metal, we can only discuss underground black and death metal and glam here

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>>71529616
>slaughter of the soul
>opens with super gay melodic riff
>stops suddenly
>"GOOO!"
>super gay melodic riff resumes

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>>71529666
Nice satan trips

>>71529706
It's not called falseflagging, it's called mocking. Apparently if you don't like melodeath you only listen to Black and Glam

>>71529726
>Melodeathfag is unoriginal
Just like the subgenre

>>71529726
Someone's butthurt.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to deny that Heartwork, Tales From the Thousand Lakes , The Gallery, Slaugher of the Soul, The Jester Race are some of the most highly regarded and influential metal albums of the 90's?

>>71529656
Ur mom is overrated

>>71529752
Well considerign thios general has massive hate boner for melodeath and keeps circlejerkign overrated OSDM, black metal and shitty glam it's about right

>>71529759
>Heartwork
Influential though it shouldn't be, does nothing Sacrifice, Kreator, Believer, etc weren't already doing. Largely crap.
>Tales
Crap and not influential.
>The Gallery
Decent album, influential though less so than the other big melodeath albums.
>Slaughter
Extremely influential, possibly the most metal influential album of the 90s and beyond. Unfortunately, while individual songs are perfectly fine, it tends to repeat the exact same ideas over and over.
>Jester Race
Influential, too bad there are about two great songs and by the end it turns to liquid shit.

>>71529720

Casualties of Cool is a comfy ass album

>>71529611
How the hell is Tool industrial

>>71529786
>/metal/
>circlejerking black
So you just came here yesterday, posted a shitty album, got two or three meme replies and then you decided that everyone that doesn't like melodeath a shitposter. Gotcha

>>71529720
I hope he gives us another SYL album, or something similar to Deconstruction. Something weird and heavy

>>71529829
I think he has no plans of reuniting SYL

>>71529807

I assumed they were cause the NIN connection, ill move them to Prog metal

>>71529792
>the gallery is decent
>slaughter of the soul isn't dogshit
>jester race has any good songs
>tales is crap
im a bit triggered not gonna lie

>>71529792
How does Heartwork sound like Sacrifice and Kreator

>>71529811
Well this general hates tons of critically acclaimed bands so yes
Most people only like dadmetal or obscure shit

>>71529874
Wow that's some really shit taste

>>71529890
>dadmetal
Opinion discarded

>>71529914
Butthrt dadmetal fag spotted

>hurr durr metal died after 1993

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Oh I need more of this

>>71529903
the gallery and jester race are corny shit through and through

>>71529939
>Butthurt
I'm not the one throwing an autistic shitfit on an anonymous imageboard because anonymous people don't like a metal subgenre

>>71529946
>everything that isn't ultra brutal tech wank is corny
Fuck off

>>71529958
i hate tech wank even more desu

>>71529958
>If you don't like melodeath you're a glam shitposter
>Except they're also ultra brutal tech wank fags
Make up your mind already sperg

>>71529974
I don't know I need a new boogeyman

Lmao this place is really a contrarian shithole

>>71529998
Stop samefagging

>>71529998
I like Slayer

>>71529950
I'm not the faggot who's butthurt because people enjoy things I don't like

>>71529998
give it a rest. we get that you had your feelings hurt.

DMU refugees go and stay go

>>71529759
all of those albums are terrible and their influence is cancerous. melodeath is bird-brained pop music for mouthbreathing manchildren and angsty tweens.

>>71530031
I'm not butthurt though, you can like whatever you want.

>>71530051
Lmao spoken like a true ANUS browsing elitst contrarian hipster

Get cancer and die

>>71530051
Thousands of people with respectable musical knowledge like these albums so you are wrong retard

>>71530051
>hurr durr everythng that isn't ulrtra br00tal underground OSDM is cancer pop music fucking pleb hurr durr

>>>/DMU/

>>71529874
SOTS is dogshit as an album, I just think it's a case where the whole is worse than its parts.
>>71529879
Heartwork basically just takes melodic thrash riffs and plays them in a lower tuning. Even the scratchy higher-pitched vocal style is taken from those kinds of thrash bands. It has one or two legitimately melodeath tracks, otherwise it's basically just their Countdown to Extinction or some shit.

>>71530051
Correct

Who started this 'melodeath is shit' meme anyway?

Jsut because there is a lot of garbage doesn't mean there are not good bands.

>>71530051
>bird-brained pop music for mouthbreathing manchildren and angsty tweens
Just like all metal lmao
Why do you pretend you are so much better for listening to Suffocation and Gorguts over In Flames and Bodom? It's all the same shit.

>>71530165
Stop samefagging retard

>>71530073
>>71530113
>>71530050
>everyone i disagree with is a dmufag

>>71530198
There was a bit of tolerance for melodeath here before the influx of DMU shitposters and /pol/tards recently

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>>71530195
>Stop samefagging retard
You first

lmao this guy
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/At_the_Gates/Slaughter_of_the_Soul/298/__Ziltoid__/222210

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>melodeathfags

>>71530248
>look I edited my screenshot
Fuc off

>>71530262
>anti-melodeath fags have cuck porn webms saved on their PC
Can't make this shit up

Is there anything more pathetic and lauughable than metal elitists?
To most music fans you are still stupid arrogant manchildren.

>>71530291
>Get BTFO
>"y-you edited the screenshot!"
You've been samefagging the entire thread nigger

>>71530260
>Ziltoid

>>71530225
>everyone with mean and scary opinions that hurt my feelings needs to go away
this is a common theme i'm noticing among people with shit taste and pathetic sensibilities. who is raising these mental pussies? you can't even make fun of their favorite bands without them crying. it's embarrassing.

>>71530337
Do you have any proof

>>71530370
Yes

>>71530357
Is it so much to ask for a civil reasonable discussion on this general? Jesus Fucking Christ, literally nothing is safe from braindead shitposters anymore.

I'm fine with people disliking thing but don't bea fuckign asshole about it.
This is expecially trie for metalfags, they always say how only their favourite genres are good and everything else is shit and you should fucking die for listening to it.

This general is fucking terrible

Let /metal/ die already

>>71529103
That's not Archgoat

>>71530430
Agree

>>71530410
>I'm fine with people disliking thing but don't bea fuckign asshole about it.
You're in the wrong website

>>71530430
How? Vektorposting was not enough to kill it.

>>71530443
Oh sorry that I expect meaningful covnersation from a general that prides itself in being so much better than other metal communities, I guess I was fucking wrong.

>>71530469
>Oh sorry that I expect meaningful covnersation
You can have meaningful conversation and be an asshole at the same time, pussy

>I guess I was fucking wrong.
Yes. Now leave

>>71530357
>my taste is objecitverly better than yourse because I say so
>the only options are a hughbox safe space or uncontrollable shitposting
Why are you so retarded?

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>Anon you don't really listen to any Amorphis albums besides The Karelian Isthmus right?

>>71530504
>look mom I'm a tough guy on the internet
Fuck off

I already said I have been here long enough, the only person that needs to leave is you, you cancerous shitstain.

>>71530546
>>look mom I'm a tough guy on the internet
>Not getting triggered by shitposting is being a tough guy

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>>71530532
Wrong picture sorry

>>71530469
>a general that prides itself in being so much better than other metal communities
This hasn't been the case since 2015. /metal/ died in 2014, only 12 good threads have been made since then

>>71530578
Most of them in 2015 during /nbbmn/ anyway

>>71529945

I really enjoyed this album

>>71530566
You think that being an asshole on the internet makes you a tough guy? I seriously fucking hate this generation of people raised on shit like Filthy Frank who think being rude and ironic makes them cool.

>>71530593
Slow and comfy /metal/ is the only good /metal/
It's only logical that /metal/ is complete shit in American hours

>>71530612
You're projecting pretty fucking hard here. The only one bringing up "tough guys" is you.

>You think that being an asshole on the internet makes you a tough guy?
Where did I ever imply that? I said that getting triggered by anonymous shitposting makes you a pussy, and that is factually true.

>>71530669
You clearly are implying that, just look at the way you speak, every post you made was made with an extremely passive agresive condescending attitide.

And yes I'm fucking mad that this place which used to be decent way to discuss music has become absolutely abominable in the last year.

>>71530713
>Let me put words in your mouth and double down on the projecting part
Cool

crybabies leave the hall

Please just fucking stop
This thread hurts to read

>>71530824
fuck right off, then

>>71530814
>leave the hall
>>>/reddit/

>>71530593
>/nbbmn/
There is your problem, you want a hugbox for your hipster friends.

>>71530814
>let me circlejerk my Gay metal and terrible black metal in peace
Kys

>>71530843
>>71530866
t. nu-male

>>71530855
>hugbox
>hipster
Learn to speak without using buzzwords you imbecile.

>>71530875
Ah, this shit was the last thing this horrible thread was missing

>>71530887
There is no need to speak in anything but buzzwords when you people do such a good job at fitting yourselves in boxes.

How much would the quality of this general improve if we banned everyone in this thread

>>71530907
t. nu-male

>no one has still given a single reason why melodeath is bad without cheap insults

Is this nu-meal approved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3bRlx1lRUw

>>71531092
t. nu-male

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>>71529890
>critically acclaimed

Ok review poof

>>71531075
>>71531313
Fuck off

>>71531335
t. nouveau-homme

This general is really just /v/ with metal

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>>71531365
>homme

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>>71531375
Nothing wrong with that

>>71531375
t. nu-male

>>71531395
>using /v/
>sonic image
This place is beyond saving

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>>71531428
Indeed. RIP /metal/

So, what metal do you guys like?

>>71529103
That's not HIM

>>71531553
Amorphis, greatest band of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb2gjwq1WXg

>>71529289
>>71531572
Lol

>>71531633
>Finnish band
>Thumbnail is a mongol
Can't make this shit up

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>>71531633

Kill yourselves

>>71531796
;_;

>tfw born too early to witness Kreator at its peak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLPcEzisQ0M

>>71531867
too late*
Dumb typo.

>metal general
>users hate 90% of all music including metal
Lmao

How did this place go from one of the best generals on /mu/ to one of the worst?

>>71532073

Blame Amorphis

>>71532073
the same butthurt melodeath fag who has been shitposting here for hours

>>71531867

Is the new Kreator really that bad?

>>71532142
If you weren't retarded you would see that post is from a new IP

>>71532166
SATAN IS REAL
SATAN IS REAL

>>71532166
I haven't listened to anything after Enemy of God tBh.
I like most of their stuff but I prefer the pre-Coma of Souls era.

Why are metal purists such cancer?
I bet most of them shower once a week

>>71532166
I like the one that goes
>society failed to tolerate me
>and I have failed to tolerate society

I'm just that fucking edgy

>>71532198
you're gonna tell me that
>>71531092
isn't the same person who was bitching about melodeath earlier?

>tfw ywn get to Roman Salute with Famine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PejfnL7xws

>>71532303
>only one person can disagree with me
Idiot

>>71532407
It is obviously the same faggot from earlier.

>>71532496
Whatever makes you feel better child.
I'm still shocked how much worse this general has got, we should have stopped a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPwYeaH1VOI

>>71532560
just fuck off right now then and never come back, nothing is keeping you here other than the fact that your own life is so pathetic that you have nothing better to do

>>71532697
Lmao why are you so rude
Grow up you pathetic raging autistic child
You are exactly the reason why everyone makes fun of metal

>>71532560
why are you even here if you hate this general so much guy

>>71532697
Jesus fuck can you be projecting any harder?

What is keeping you here? Do you find it hilarious to post the same unfunny memes and insult everyone who disagrees with you?

>>71532765
Because I have nowhere else to go.
Do you have an idea how much it hurts to see something I loved being destroyed?
The current state is just depressing and all meaningful posts get ignored.

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This isn't nearly as HIV-inducing as his other albums. More dissonant and takes some interesting influence from exotic music (possibly Azerbaijan folk or something).
Not sure how a one-man project is so prolific but it's impressive; interested to see if he moves further away from the "blackened synthpop" thing and further into kvlter things.

>>71532697
>>71532765
Wow just look at this thread
That butthurt guy has finally gone and you are not even trying to start another discussion
This thread is basically dead

>>71532769
I've literally never posted in these threads before, I think you think I am someone else.

>>71529371
what about darkthrone, that goof people did on fenriz, that day will never now come that's for sure.

>>71532846
Yeah I remember when he was a huge meme here but he's definitely improving

>>71532887
>I've literally never posted in these threads before
Well it shows

>>71532921
HAHAHA
I know this is a pretty redundant thing to say on 4chan, but you honestly do need to get a life bruh.

>>71532961
>you honestly do need to get a life
Kek what is that even supposed to mean
You are getting really pathetic

I fucking hate you all

>>71532846
It's better, but it's still tremolo-picked pop melodies with unimpressive vocals.

>>71532282
we all are/were, i remember when that came out, still better than those slipknot edgy days.

>>71533090
In diving headfirst into emotional post-rocky progressions and melodies that are a rare indulgence for most atmoblack bands, he's crafted a unique sound. By turning one aspect up to 10 you can start to see new things in it. There's no other band that sounds like Magic Night, for example. Deafheaven or their contemporaries tread close during their most "emotional" parts but only touch on it.

And the vocals aren't especially bad. Just generic.

>>71529792
You know everyone said Heartwork was a masterpiece but I thought it was kind of boring

>>71533371
I think it's boring too. It's mostly praised within pleb circles.

OKAY /metal/ shut the fuck up and argue about this here are the approved melodeath bands:

Amon Amarth
Dethklok
Be'lakor
Wintersun

Everything else is numale cuck etc tier. Agreed?

>>71533466
Do cucks watch adultswim?

>>71533466
What about Insomnium

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One of my friends sent me this. Wat do?

>>71533511
Yes, but not Metalocalypse. In the rare case that a numale likes Dethklok you can easily determine if they are a pleb or not by asking if they like Galaktikon.

>>71533534
Insomnium is about as gay as it gets. Do you like Omnium Gatherum too, you raging homo?

No but seriously ATWW is okay everything else I've heard from them is meh or garbage

Commenting on the Internet is so fucking sad. Think of wasting your pathetic life babbling to the world of outcasts, losers, freaks and rejects. Fat fucks and sideshow raised American kids who don't have real friends, who have uncool families, no athletic ability and nothing better to do than argue with random strangers around the world. Every lost, mind-warped, chemically fucked American teen or adult that blogs, comments, or argues about metal is an embarrassment to the human race. The Internet has fucked us more than it has benefited us. It has led us to the access of unlimited metal but it has exposed our race as a scum sucking, filth-ridden, piece of shit breed that no longer holds any decency. Just look at this fucking rant I'm on now. I'm in the dead center of this shit hole. Everyone thinks they know more about a band than everyone else. Everyone hates certain bands. Everyone tries to be so fucking cool and original. True metal heads don't post hate on the Internet. They support metal, share it, and live it. Why do I seem like the only person who doesn't slander bands? Why do people enjoy slandering bands? Is slander and shit talking the new way for emo and metalcore scene kids to cut themselves and hide from the fact that their fathers think they are disappointments and fucking queers? Who fucking knows.

>>71533557
>asking if they like Galaktikon.
what is the pleb answer?

I love atmospheric black metal!

>>71533466
Cucks cant get into amon amarth because of the masculine themes and low growls and cant get into the black dahlia murder because the emos already beat them to it in 2009. Pretty sure they dont like carcass because they cant get into goregrind, so they wont touch heartwork. Whether they like dethklok or not depends on the adultswim audience. I have a feeling anon just posted the bands he liked there to validate his tastes, hence the lack of concrete evidence.

>>71533638
Do you like Galaktikon, anon?

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Is pic related varg?

>>71533654
Y-yes?

>>71533557
I disagree, I see a lot of nu-male backpacker types making forced "THAT'S BRUTAL" memes and posting Dethklok memes. Go to any metal site's FB comment section for some stage 3 cancer.

>>71533640
Its good that i can find one of you. Do you know who did the album art for ellende - todbringer? Looks dope and i need to see more like it.

>>71529206
He's propably sitting in some cave and coming up with the dankest, moistest solos that mankind will ever hear.

Music will peak with that release and decline afterwards

>>71530609
But that's an EP.
Or did you actually meant that godawful album with the down syndrom-like screaming?

>>71529945
I guess you have already listened to the other EP and their demo?
There is sadly almost nothing that sounds like them.

>>71533782
That is correct.

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I'm going to see this, lads.

How jelly are you on a scale of 1 to 10?

>>71533925
looks interesting desu

>>71529206
>Cubs won
>Trump became president
It's only a matter of time.

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I like Karelian Isthmus and tried really hard to like the album that followed but I just couldn't. Those synth tones murdered my firstborn and set fire to my homestead. Every time I hear them, I am haunted by the spectre of my former life and forced to contend with what could have been.

unrelated but

>Keep trying to get into Soulside Journey since I see it jerked off from time to time around here
>Can't stand it first few tries, just keep putting it down after about 6 to 10 minutes
>Eventually just tough it out
>Turns out only the first couple songs suck, the rest is pretty good

inverse Lamb of God

>>71533925
I don't know who Monument of Misanthrophy are but Vader and Immolation are really good so I'm happy for you, anon.

I'm not jelly though, I don't go to live shows because I'm too nu-male and afraid I'll get beat up by nazi skinheads and pastel blocs.

Could somebody link me that Sodom shitposting thread a while back?

I wish more AAA video games had death metal promotional videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rx_AA5GfNE

>tfw guilty gear is the closest we'll get

>>71534077
The album is fucking solid from start to finish, how come you don't like the beginning? Also, it's a nice little death metal gem packed with tremendous riffs that just keep coming, and boy is it fucking great. Almost as good as Bolt Thrower.

>>71534154
That's the worst Vader song though.

>>71534517
That's true, but, it's the best song ever used in the promotion of a major video game release.

I mean I get that The Witcher was a buttass jury-rigged 2001 game released in 2007, but I'm still counting it as AAA because TW2 and TW3 were huge.

>>71529218
He meant that Kyle Severn, the drummer from Incantation, grows out the hair on his upper lip, which is a facial hair style known as a mustache.

What's the pejorative term for metal bands that, despite tepid melodic instrumentals, want to come off as BRVTAL, and try to make up for their instrumentation with extremely guttural vocals and pig squeals?

>>71534661
bacon-wrapped banana

>>71534661
gay

I've been listening pretty much solely to judas priest for the last week an a half
rec me some stuff to break this cycle

>>71535285
Ustalost's latest record, Morbid Saint's Spectrum Of Death, Darkthrone's Soulside Journey, Angel Witch's s/t, Arckanum's Kostogher, Blind Guardian's first three albums.

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>>71529358

I think I understand now how Mastodon writes good and crap albums
those written mostly by Hinds are the best, and those written mostly by Kelliher and others are meh
they just should led Hinds writhe a whole album again

>>71535429
thanks dude
giving soulside journey a shot, its a lot more clearly produced than i expected for a black metal album so far, sexy riffs.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP4rI07nxwY

>>71535510
Riffside Journey is death metal.

>>71529206
isn't he a muslim? perhaps too busy jihading for isis

>>71530018
But Slayer is garbage.

They wrote one good riff and spent there entire careers trying to recapture that magic. Meanwhile, edgy basement dwellers think they're cool for wearing their shirt.

>>71530173
Elitist cucks who try to feel important or smart through musical taste.

>>71535542

He works for BMW now, doubt he gives a fuck about making tech death and playing German metalfests

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Rec me some groovy Grindcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIl5BieyfdE

>>71535767
is this some form of ancient Finnish tactical memery?

>>71529636
F A S T?
Rigor Mortis is the epitome of fast

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2sttBzip-8

>>71535786
it's fast, but is it FASTKILL fast?

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>>71535777
As said, psychological warfare.
Like leaving hanged corpses on gallows, electric poles etc.

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>>71529636
try Nylithia
it thrashes real fast

>>71535799
that one looks pretty ebin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKB8XKSMq30

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it has 10/10 riffs, 10/10 solos, 10/10 vocals and no one even mentions it
why you bastards
h
y

>>71535832
0/10 cover art

https://youtu.be/b0SPda0PgNQ

how does it feel knowing youre alive at the same time as rob halford 2.0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHe9NpYbQw

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>>71535817

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm93kv9J7tw

>>71535795
No, sadly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdXDMosqwSU

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>>71535849
G R O O V E

>>71535789
>>71535820
>>71535849
>>71535874
>>71535886
stop spamming garbage that everyone already knows of, cucklord

>>71533826
According to this article, Lukas painted it himself.

http://www.metalsoundscapes.com/archives/24545/ellende-unveil-upcoming-album-details

>>71535285
Satan's Host - By the Hands of the Devil

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Oi crust kiddies, Cloud Rat just released a split LP with Moloch.

https://haloofflies.bandcamp.com/album/cloud-rat-moloch-split-lp

Great thread by the way. I haven't seen such tangible buttblastedness in a while.

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>mfw DMU calls Lykathea Aflame random carnival music

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC6DvbEVHcI

>>71535990
>random carnival music
sounds patrish af

Embarrassing thread

>>71535676
confirmed false

>>71536220
spotted the nu-male

>>71536268
>>71536269
XD

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>>71529103

I vote for this one

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friendly reminder to ignore the nu-males

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mrY9u3KUUY

>>71536311
(You)

the best of pantera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiT6sW7fFYI

>>71535990
Lykathea Aflame is borderline melodeath so they obviously hate them

>>71536335
they worship TRITSIO when it is also borderline, if not completely, melodeath

>>71536311
Why isn't Leprous on this list?

>>71536311

I haven't been here in a long time, what the fug is a nu-male?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hFrCRss2rM

>>71536355
a male that is nu

nu
>>71536376
>>71536376
>>71536376

>>71536355
It's a hip new buzzword like "edgy" and "cuck"

>>71536378
>>71536369

I like the "no core" angle

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>>71536313
MY EYE
IS DHE BORDEGZ 8-DDDDDDDDDDDD

FROM WHICH NOTHING EZGABES :DDDDD

>>71536355
The newest buzzword used by retards