/metal/

first for metal is okay

I showed my mother a Leprous video and she said they look like nerds.

>>71479973
>>71479997
Ahahahahah pmsl

>>71480009
based Mom

>>71480009
she's right anon

downtempo deathcore

>>71480043
is shit

>>71480009
Get her to post here

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Post your mom's favorite album

>>71480043
deathcore slowcore > kozelek slowcore

>>71480011
>>71480019
>>71480054

She's asleep. I'm not going to wake her up to ask her to post on an outer mongolian macrame chainletter.

>>71480084
take a pic of her sleeping and post it

>>71480009
>tfw your mom will NEVER post here

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>>71480072

>>71480084
I just mean in general

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R I F F S

>>71480105
>>71480144

OK. I'll try to eke some more metal opinions out of her and post them here sometime.

I recently played Obscure Sphinx where she could hear it and she was really interested in how a chick could possibly do the harsh vocals.

holy shit how much I hate almost all modern metal with its 'revivals', authenticity fetishists, vinyl wankers, djent imbeciles, pretentious proge, bedroom 8 string autists in general, the vomit-inducing sterile uninspired sound, embarrassing youtube fags, weed retards worshipping all things vintage and believing it's the 70's, stupid lifestyle metrosexual motherfuckers, -core faggots who believe they play metal, political crackpots who think metal's part of their agenda, and all the contemporary forms devoid of any real content and alienated from things that matter in life.
fuck off. it's like everyone forgot what metal is about

>>71480258
So, what is metal about?

>>71480281
R I F F S

>>71480281
you don't know?

>>71480281
Glamour

>>71480281
autism

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idk about you senpai but i think this and Insöminax' new album are fucking great

>>71480336
Insömniax my bad

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>>71480072

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prog metal is for alpha males

>>71480388
do you think the rest of the members all gangbanged the qt twink on the right and made him dress up as a girl
i'd like to think so

rec me some pagan black metal

>>71480680
Draugnim

>>71480767
Any one release in particular or can I not go wrong?

>>71480822
They have three albums of similar quality but I've only listened to their latest one (2016)

>>71480838
I'll listen to their latest one and then their first demo and if I like them enough I'll fill in the gaps

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this is cool

why is metal so gay?

>>71481134
Manowar and Virgin Steele are the ultimate nu-male filters.

>>71481207
---> >>71481221

>>71481221
but I'm a feminist and jam Sign of the Hammer and Into Glory Ride on the reg

>warren demartini
>george lynch
>vito bratta
>john sykes
>akira takasaki
How can any other sub-genre compete

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how did they make the best metal music without playing metal?

Fuck off list:
Black metal ‘elitest’ kids who have not been able to grasp or show the real essence of intolerance, nihilism and hatred in their REAL lives away from the internet, yet these ‘individuals’ claim to be some part of some ‘elite’ black metal movement that has not left any scar on humanity, these are the same people who use black metal as their crutch! I would expect some dead bodies lying around at their feet by now based on how fast they run their ‘evil’ mouths! Return to the ‘subculture’ scene that rejected you or salvage some dignity and shut the fuck up. Your need for human love and acceptance by your peers (and others) sickens me! Your epitaph will be a bar code. You know who you are yet you’ve forgotten you’re really nothing, I know who you are. These teenage scene veterans’ (a contradiction) need their fucking faces smashed in to teach them the meaning of respect and honor. With all that said, I just might hate you as much as I hate those normal human beings in the light world, I never thought it would come to this. You have once or twice judged me, now it’s my turn.

Is there any such thing as 'metal'? I don't mean heavy metal or thrash metal or metalcore or traditional doom metal. I just want 'metal'.

>>71481488
Motorhead
Death

>>71481488
i don't understand this question
like the original metal was gloomy 70's rock so do you want something like that, like sabbath?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3GATYXJy_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOee7nknP38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBv3nO-mIk

I need something like Protest The Hero.

Fast, crazy riffage, fast crazy drumming, versatile vocals.

Anything?

>>71481575
The Safety Fire

>>71481488
Iron maiden

>>71480351
Ebu gogo such is a mysoginist [spoiler]and i like it[/spoiler]

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>>71480072
Not sure if it's her favorite but I know she loves Ministry

>>71481575
Realm and Watchtower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAeknQaO08M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puvj3V7OKDk

>>71481800
Thanks brother.

Really like the falsetto singing in these, it's just fun to listen to.

Safety Fire is a bit.. too much, riffage isn't as strong.

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>>71480072
My mom barely gives a shit about music any more. She played pic related to death because it was a gift from her best friend who emigrated to New Zealand.
I remember her playing a tape of Queen's greatest hits fairly often when I was little.

>>71481329
When you don't have being edgy to rely on and you have to be good at playing.

I need some blackened black metal with black metal influence, stat.

>>71481876
venom

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SOMEONE MUST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>71481901
DROOOOOOOWN

ME

WHEN I

REAAAAAAAACH

FOR AIR

I need some experimental avant-garde technical progressive metal, stat.

>>71481919
nu-gorguts

>>71481919
Dreadnot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0_bXrSM4eA

>>71481876
Mutilation Rites

>>71481901
STAAAAAAAAAY
WITH ME NOOOOOOOOW
WHEN I'M FAAAAAAAAALING

>>71481901
BLIII-HINDFOLD MEEEEYA
WHEN I SEARCH FOR THE ANSWER
I SEARCH FOR THE ANSWER
OH, HO, OHH, OHHHHH

>>71481977
>>71482003
nu-proge trash

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What's his name?

I need some putrid guttural bulldozing slamming brutal death metal, stat.

>>71482042
Dying Fetus

>>71482009
First leprous was proge now they are nu-proge, where do the memes end? Will I come to meal next week to find that leprous is actually now post-proge?

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P2: This time it's personal

>>71482054
>post-proge
You mean like the last Contortionist album

>>71482024
P2: This time it's personal

What did everyone think of the new Immolation? I didn't even know it was out, having a listen now. Sounds way better than the last two.

>>71482003
o fug, it's AN answer, not THE answer
my baard

>>71482054
>First leprous was proge now they are nu-proge
I'd be a little more generous and say their second was proge as well

>>71482042
Check out P2: This time it's personal

>>71481919
If you want that you might like P2: This time it's personal

>>71482024

Fruitmaster Fartboxpunch

Is DsO proge?

>>71480258

lol what the fuck do you even listen to then you butthurt fool?

>>71482105
P2: This time it's personal

name a better metal song than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA0iCUuGzco

>>71482171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4

Just listened to demilich - nesphite. Wew. Its in my top 10 for sure

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>>71482253
>top 10 after first listen

DRESSED TO KILL IN DIAMONDS AND FUR

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it leaked

find a better folk death metal record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jirn16W4t-E
you can't

>>71482256
Yea dude, great album

>>71482434
P2: This time it's personal

Post albums where the last minute makes you wee a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTFS3U1eU3s&

>>71480258
>>71480281
>>71480286

/metal/ peaked here

>>71482412
shit better be good

>>71480258
>djent imbeciles

what did he mean by this

Anders Björler just left At the Gates

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>too intellidjent for every genre other than glam

>>71482675
2000s Crabcore is 2nd wave glam and 2010s djent is 3rd wave so the jokes on you

>>71481374
I'm trying to remember if this was on a Nargaroth or Xasthur album
>>71480258
What did he mean by this?

>>71482729
He copied and pasted it from another thread anon

>>71481758
Your mom is cool.

>>71482742
It's Malefic of Xasthur from the Telepathic With The Deceased booklet
Thought I recognised it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fPjQZwhrOE

We'll never see glam levels like this ever again in our lifetimes

/metal/ BTFO
>>71482673

>>71482911
More like nu-males BTFO

>>71482060
>>71482068
>>71482081
>>71482090
There are better ways to make a meme kiddo

>>71482911
>deleted
We did it lads, /mu/ can't keep up with our shitposting

new havok has the worst vocals they've had
real megadeth vibes
sick bass tunes
5/10

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Sup /mu/ metal noob here, more like this and Toxcity please?

>>71483348
this thread might be able to help you out >>71482840

holy shit how much I hate almost all modern metal with its 'revivals', authenticity fetishists, vinyl wankers, djent imbeciles, pretentious proge, bedroom 8 string autists in general, the vomit-inducing sterile uninspired sound, embarrassing youtube fags, weed retards worshipping all things vintage and believing it's the 70's, stupid lifestyle metrosexual motherfuckers, -core faggots who believe they play metal, political crackpots who think metal's part of their agenda, and all the contemporary forms devoid of any real content and alienated from things that matter in life.
fuck off. it's like everyone forgot what metal is about

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>>71483348

>>71483356
>>71483430
18+

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Good 2017 albums - GO!

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>>71483455

>>71483440
i'm 56, kid.

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>>71483455

>>71483476
What are you doing here then?

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*blocks your path*

What's some essential ODSM? I already have listened to
>Atheist
>Death
>Morbid Angel
>Nocturnus (Only The key)
>Pestilence
>Suffocation (Only Effigy)

I've also listened to a song or two of Entombed and Malevolent creation

>>71483455
Wiegedood!!! Yes!!!

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>>71482491
>djent
>folk death metal
shut up

>>71483579
>Master (anything Speckmann really)
>Immolation
>Vader
>Ripping Corpse
>Benediction
>Dismember
>Malevolent
>Malevolent Creation
>Disma
>Bolt Thrower
Maleficarum (italy) is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3TqcWDheFA

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>>71483578
*blocks your path*

>>71483579
Let me make a list for you my dude

>Dismember
>Asphyx
>Funebrarum
>Abhorrence
>Interment
>Old Arch Enemy (Burning Bridges, Black Earth, Stigmata when Johan Liiva provided vocals)
>Demilich
>Gorguts
>Grave
>Vomitory
>Skeletal Remains
>Decapitated
>Cut Up
>Morpheus Descends
>Cianide

I think this will help you along the way man. You'll probably like Gorguts if you like Atheist.

>>71483579
entombed (first two albums)
dismember (first two albums)
grave (first album)
edge of sanity
obituary (first two albums)
deicide (first two albums)

>>71483579
Immolation, Incantation, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, and Bolt Thrower are all rather essential and really good.

Other hidden gems and great bands are:
Detest, Dominus, Panzerchrist, Corpus Mortale, Iniquity, Funebre, Sulphur Aeon, The Chasm, Timeghoul, and Pertenance.

>>71483651
Master is fucking amazing.

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>>71483476
and I'm 72, kiddo

>>71483630
WHO ARE YOU!?
I KNEW THE GRATEFUL DEAD IN 1966
I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE!
YOUR FLAT!
the last one was the truest and thus most painful...

>>71483579
>Suffocation (Only Effigy)
PIERCED
FROM
WITHIIIINN

GO LISTEN TO IT NOW

>>71483651
I listened to Realm of Chaos already, I'll check out the rest

>>71483671
Listened to Obscura (the song, not the full album). The dissonance is a bit hard to swallow, but I think it will grow on me.

>>71483689
>>71483690
Where should I start if I'm looking for a more thrashy feel? Something like Scream Bloody Gore or Testimony of the Ancients?

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>>71483668
*blocks your path*

>>71483563
i'm replying to you just before eating out your mother's cunt.

>>71483721
if death/thrash is what you're looking for you should look at the south american scene
stuff like sarcofago, vulcano and pentagram (chile)
but regarding those albums i listed before none of them really have a thrashy feel to them.

>>71483721
>thrashy

death/thrash is best
>Agressor (france)
>Vader
>Ripping Corpse
>Master
>Protector
>Cancer
>Massacra
>Psychopath
also listen to In Battle There Is No Law by BT, it's arguably their best album

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>>71483455

>>71483721
>Where should I start if I'm looking for a more thrashy feel? Something like Scream Bloody Gore or Testimony of the Ancients?

Morgoth, Entombed (first two albums) and Suffocation (Pierced From Within).

>>71483721
If you want a more thrashy feel I'd recommend some

>Old Sepultura (Morbid Visions, Bestial Devastation)

>>71483753
>Vader

Yeah definitely this too.

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>>71483724
*cuddles you*

>>71483751
Yeah, I didn't mean full death/thrash, but something like influence. Not full Brutal Death is what I mean

>>71483753
>Cancer
I forgot about that one, Death shall rise is a pretty good album

>>71483759
I'll listen to Left hand path in full instead of the title track now

>>71483766
Already listened to early Sepultura (up to Arise), but thanks for the rec

>>71483721
South American bands usually like that thrashy sound - but Swedish bands like Grave, Entrails, and Unleashed all incorporate a thrashy feel as well.

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>>71483783
*teleports behind you*

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>>71483783

>>71483787
Oh, there's this Sarcófago album. It's really thrashy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsvLVOPi7kc

>>71480043
Downtempo deathcore confirmed for literally gayest subgenre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxp4pnYJZg

>>71483787
Listen to Wolverine Blues after that

>>71483348
there isn't anything like SOAD

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>>71483348

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZOOK365fhs

Immortal > Darkthrone > Mayhem > Burzum

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>>71483895

>>71483726
My mom is dead senpai

>>71483944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XGUF-yHKW0

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Fucking
S I C K
I
C
K

Can anyone recommend something similar?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxdkrxqu7M0
>We'll kick your fucking ass, we have no fucking class
You are the ones we hate, we're poser killing heavyweights
We'll spit right in your eyes, we'll smash you all like flies
The mighty and the great, we're poser killing heavyweights
br00tal

>>71483956
is it allowed to post Cannibal Corpse album covers here ?

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Albums you will never ever ever ever listen to because their covers are wicked fucking gay and your not a queer

>>71484018
Someone post some weebgrind covers so this guy knows what's up

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>>71484044
>grind
>not slam
Kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTI3hIGCTk&feature=youtu.be

>>71484074
Who cares, it's all the same garbage

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>>71484083
>I don't like listening to the same chug-chug-chugga-chug riffs with shitty production, FUCKIN SIQQ bass drops and samples of people being tortured for hours

>>71484105
>I'm not a wigger
Exactly

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Similar albums to this? I cant stop listening to it.

Is later Insomnium as good?

post punk-influenced death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GaxpS9vosc

>>71484139
Insomnium not is shit. They went from 10/10 riffs and a nice sense of melody like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRmPcgA-JU4

To shitty mallcore like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZmK2ZWBxQc
On their latest album there's maybe 3 riffs over the course of an album. Trash.

Leprous? it's nu-male....

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RIFFS
BASS
BEATS

>>71483911
Mayhem>Immortal>Gorgoroth>Enslaved>Darkthrone>Burzum>Ulver>Emperor

>>71483348
You need to listen to Buiikikaesu by Maximum the Hormone

>>71484026

Missing out on some primo power metal

double entendre lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYmvYz2PJMM

>>71484074

You'd like Infant Annihilator

>>71483579
Timeghoul

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>Nuclear Blast Records

>>71484139
Literally search "melodic death metal bands"

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>tfw I will never be in Phantom Excaliver
How should I kill myself?

Anyone else still following World-Prog Nation?
It's 90% Dream Theater and Steven Wilson dick riding but I keep it for the cringe value

The vast majority of Black Sabbath albums are skippable, right?

>>71484576
no

>>71484576
All of them infact

>>71484576
You should at the very least listen to
>Self titled
>Paranoid
>Master of reality
>Vol.4
>Sabbath bloody sabbath
>Sabotage

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>>71484576
13 wasn't bad

>>71484620
>heaven and hell
>mob rules
>born again
>dehumanizer

Any trans posters on /metal/, what do you listen to?

>>71484676
glam

>>71484676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6IUaaFrZlw

>>71484576
No

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>>71482412
Hopefully I´ll see them in Gothenburg in early April, though I have little experience of their music. Anyone knows if they are any good?

>>71484740
>Anyone knows if they are any good?
Time Is Up is a great album, everything else is very subjective and depends on your tolerance of infantile political lyricism. Saw them live last year and will most likely see them next month, they're good live.

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>>71483455

Fuck the anon who posted this
https://youtu.be/NleLo2wwNYw
I cant stop listening to it

>>71484676
Lord Mantis

I just ordered a pizza what should I listen to while waiting.

>>71484815
machinehead - is there anybody out there?

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>>71484815

>>71484815
System of a Down - Chick 'n Stu

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>>71483455

>>71484815
https://open.spotify.com/track/30Hk58hPi8zipMJD4r9pYL

>>71484815
Leprous - Terminal Redux

>>71484815
At The Grave - "Open Casket"

>>71483579
Autopsy mein kleine schweine

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>>71483819
holy fucking what

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who /white/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tp0K9YiTPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otwxClvTlCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgdcE7_W3Qg

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>genre: glam metal

>>71485030
>not listening to glam metal
nu-male get out

>>71484782
good ol' nwobhm, the nu-male hate it

>>71484871
This

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>that album cover
b-but metal isn't gay, r-right guys??? w-we're alpha kkk-nights!

>>71485121
explain how that is gay

>>71485121
>Masculinity is gay
I bet you think fucking a man in the ass is gay too.

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>>71485121
only nu-males think masculinity is gay.
after seeing a manowar album i have go find a women to bed

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>tfw revisiting the pantera discography and although 1/3 of their songs are kinda lame they're still the best metal band by far

>>71485230
post-1990 pantera is a nu-male band but pre-1990 pantera is fucking gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1STP08T7VBU

>>71485241
>post-1990 pantera is a nu-male band
What the fuck

>>71485251
Groove metal is nu-male af

>>71485241
Glam pantera is best pantera

>>71485275
Pantera is whiskey-drinking Confederate white-trash wife-beating trailer-park music
How the fuck is that nu-male? L.A. and San Francisco is the home of nu-males... also where glam comes from.

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>>71485230
>they're still the best metal band by far

>>71485306
pantera members aren't nu-males but the sound is, nu-males love groove metal

>>71485306
1980s sunset strip when there were no nu-males then

>>71485275
nu-males hate groove metal

>>71485326
So the people who rejected glam; sweaty working-class angry young men with a big middle finger for society; are the ones who listened to Pantera, and the people who lived in California during the glam years turned into nu-males over the last couple decades

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>>71485275
WHADIDJUSAAAYYY?

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>>71485345
no floofy grils for you

>>71485345
Why would you lie on the interneg

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>>71485345
There aren't any nu-males above the age of 35 you dumbass.

>>71485345
>and the people who lived in California during the glam years turned into nu-males over the last couple decades
no, the people who lived in california during the glam years are now old, they never turned into nu-males but their sons who listened to shit music from 90s and 00s yes, those are the nu-males of nowadays, so, literally the lack of glam metal turned people into nu-males

>>71485375
metrosexual as fuck. early signs of the nu-male culture they helped create

Glam police ?

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>>71485418
what?

do you faggots ever get bored of repeating the same stale memes over and over again

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>>71485418
>metrosexual
metrosexuals are called like that because they have adapted themselves to life in a metropolis.

Nikki Sixx dresses like a glamorous barbarian biker prince from the post-apocalyptic future.

He's the opposite of a metrosexual.

>>71485439
no because we make new memes out of them
also Glam isn't a meme

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>>71485434
police? we're the inquisition
*praises jesus*

>>71485439
glam isn't a meme, you fucking fedora nu-male

>>71484387
Nuclear Blast is a normie label though. The guy in your pic listens to stuff like Inside Out and Kscope

>>71485444
He looks exactly like six hundred other rockstars from the glam era. total trendster, adapted to the life of drug-fuelled L.A. and following effeminate fashion to try to score pussy - basically what you admitted; 100% metrosexual as fuck. all he needs is a starbucks coffee

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>>71485434
Yes?

What seems to be the problem?

Glam is weak and not even metal really.

>>71485495
t. the eternal maximus nu-male of nu-males

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You can add Glam to any genre and make it better prove me wrong

>>71485489
A bunch of nu-males are getting pegged on my lawn

halp

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>>71485477
>drug-fuelled LA
sounds like the post-apocalyptic future to me.

>>71485522

Okay. metal.

>>71485522
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI74tyUefY4

wtf happened to Forsaken Vulture? I though they had a new record out but no one's talking about it

>>71485495
It depends on the bands, really. Just like with many other metal genres.

>>71485522
I dunno, nu-glam doesn't sound like it would work

>>71485525

nope it was boring mainstream pop culture 80s. Anyone knows this. even the yuppie squares were doing coke

>>71485556
I wouldn't know, I'm not an urbanite nu-male.

>>71485544
Too underground for /metal/.

>when your counter-culture hipsterdom makes you listen to faggot glam metal unironically
never should have let you nu-male fucks into the genre... fucking alcest.

>>71485603
>when your counter-cuckture hipsterdom makes you dismiss glam metal due to insecurity and inability to withstand riffs

wew lad

this shit is so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPoyJ9XcSE

The glam meme has gone too far

>>71485603
Glam metal is the only genre you can't nu-male up

>>71485622

good riffs stay far away from glam, kid

>>71485629
the black metal meme has gone to far
the death metal meme has gobe to far
the thrash metal meme has gobe to far

>>71485638
then how come glam's full of them?

>>71485629
well maybe if you didn't pretend it was a meme it wouldn't go so far

djentposting revival when ?

>>71485629
nothing personal kid but true metal is winning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CDnY3rDjY4

>>71485629
Not far enough.

>>71485651
>full of them

lmao
oh wow a fourth chord
fucking idiot.

>>71485655
Glam and Power metal are musical bros

>>71485661
holy shit you're starting to lose your control over syntax

how long until you start typing like a facebook retard?

>>71485654
word

>>71485668
Manowar wouldn't agree but then again they were pretty glamorous for a power metal band.

>>71485306
>Pantera is whiskey-drinking Confederate white-trash wife-beating trailer-park music
more like 2cool4u trendhopping kids of rich Texan producer parents. talented musicians nonetheless.

>European hours
>/metal/ is slow and comfy
>American hours
>all shitposters and glamposters start appearing

Really makes you think

Shit holy how I hate much almost all modern steel with its 'rivals', taxonomy fishes, viynl wankers, djent umbilicals, prehistoric probe, bathroom 8 shit autists in gen real, the lactate-inducing sterile uniform sound, embracing youtube fags, weed retards worshipping all things weed and believing it's the weed's, superior metrostyle lifesexual motherfuckers, -core moms who believe they weld steel, political crackpipes who think steel's part of their age, and all the conartists forms devo of any real conmission and alienated from matter that things in life.
Everyone off. it's like fuck steel what forgot

>>71485668
yeah, and both are my favourite metal subgenres

what are some bands like Meshuggah and Alcest?

>both started out mediocre
>then they pioneered a new genre
>they were praised by critics for being innovative
>inspired a wave of talentless copycats
>people start to hate them now for inspiring those clones

>>71485690
>europeans are cucks
>americans aren't cucks
thanks mr. trump!

>>71485674
I'm taking that as you having nothing good left to comment... fair enough. glam is indefensible

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>>71485696
10/10

Who /NatSocGlam/ here
https://youtu.be/5Mk7L2Yd-Js

>>71485654
Never

>>71485686
speak for yourself. most of the people you find in a pantera pit are related to each other

>>71485708
Mozart

I have a question about recording, and I suppose amp settings/tone.

How do you achieve dynamic "thumps" when palm muting, or in general? I realize there is such a thing as too much distortion, input too hot, etc. but I always seem to get a squashed sound.

>>71485708
hootie and the blowfish

>>71485727
I was talking about Pantera themselves

>>71485696
>djent umbilicals
Please any draw fags make this my god

>>71485708
I don't like either of those bands, but there are definitely some good bands who inspired terrible trends.

>Suffocation
>Burzum
>Electric Wizard
>Entombed
>Ulver

>>71485708
basically any metal band that does something good/original
incredibly derivative genre as a whole.

Gimme some songs to learn in C#/Db

Sabbath Into the Void
Venom Black Metal

>>71485765
Ulver's tMoHaH was cool industrial rock/ industrial metal, but whom did it influence? all other later albums were just electronic

>>71485744
one thing people overlook are the pickups. emg has the throne for metal-sound. emg 81 and 85 or 89 never go wrong.

>>71485790
Why do you even care about the tuning newfag. Just play that shit in superior, most heavy Estand

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>>71485765
>Entombed

>not tuning down to F

>>71485796
I guess I should have combined Ulver and Burzum. They spawned a lot of the shitty hipster atmoblack.

>>71485814
Entombed is good faggot. At least their first two albums

>>71485803
Lower frequencies are a fundamental part of metal and a signature of the genre. The way notes break apart in low tuned chords is not achieved in higher tunings.

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How we feeling on it boys?

>>71485814
Anon pls. We all know wolverine blues was a mistake

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>>71485765
>encucked

>>71485842
it's their best

Death 'n' Roll is the logical conclusion of human civilisation

>>71485843
Terribly meme'd my friend

>>71485708
D.R.I

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black glam, power glam and slam glam is the next evolution for metal

I'm going to prove that I'm a high-testosterone ladies' man and not a pathetic small-dick beta... I'm going to listen to music made by drug addicts who wore women's clothes in the 1980s. Brilliant

>>71485708
Carcass

bonus points for pioneering two genres

>>71485843
Wrong band fagggot

>>71485843
>My beard looks like this
I never asked for this, I'm not a nu-male

>>71485879
agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3CMlvrkN0

>>71480009
shut up mom

>>71485881
Keep up the good work.

new thread
>>71485931

>>71485939
Cut your head m8

>>71480009
>I showed my sister a Leprous video and she said they sound like Muse

>>71485966
What bands did blackgaze befrore Alcest

>>71485828
>They spawned a lot of the shitty hipster atmoblack.
It's funny that both ulver and burzum prefer ambient today and both scorn the bm scene

>>71485708
Gorguts

>>71483787
Jungle Rot
Demolition Hammer
Kataklysm because they're a must hear and I haven't seen anybody mention them

>>71484139
Try their new albums as well, you'll feel the magic after a while

Kalmah
Noumena
Mors Principium Est
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