Okay /mu/ this is your scenario: >Woooo play a banging tune

no problem by chance even though i cant stand that song

I play Cannibal Corpse, because you see, I don't WANT to join those plastic surgereyed, botoxed up, lip injected fake-ass bitches and hoes

>>71343400

I don't expect Playgirls to have "good" taste in music.

Riff Raff - Dolce & Gabbana

Ez win

>>71343400
this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxhW9HBUA4
what else?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01getH56n38

I'm constantly hoping that this blows up in America, it'd be such a good summer anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV3eoboDv2g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKHxaW1__q8

the entire album is good

>>71343422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anh0Kn9nGV4

Party grind

>>71343581
You'd get kicked out so fast

>>71343576
Would be solid without the awful heroin whore

>>71343581
LOL

Easy

https://youtu.be/rEMsjeq43_U

How would the new Tangible Rays go over? I mean it's a pool party not a club. The most fun I've ever had at a pool party was listening to Don Cabllero. If it was this time last year though I'd just say Anderson Paak - Come Down

>>71343739
????

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Automatic grind sesh once this song comes on guaranteed. Bitches loveeeeeeeeee it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skhxizRYxps

Just play Yachty or Uzi Vert

Danny Brown - Dance In the Water

>>71344236
Shit didn't mean clean version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0T05xI_AJk

>>71343400
FUCKIN THIS M8 OOOGH
https://youtu.be/fI_Yfd07Zys

Danny Brown or TNGHT

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>>71343400
their pussies are gonna get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckWg8x630M

>>71344379
Which danny brown song? Dance In the water has a perfect chorus of course but the rest of the song is kinda lame.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yES8tjCAg

I keep a bunch of bearable non-offensive stuff around so I can pretend to be normie in case of an emergency, just don't except me to dance to it.

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*engages ultra normie playlist*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxe7BK8_KCU

At least for Euro standards, I don't know whether or not Americans can only get off to nigger music at parties.

>>71343400
These sloots would probably enjoy
>Gucci Mane - Too Hood
And
>Zara Larsson - Ain't my fault
They can get rowdy to that stuff i guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8

I. The Sun
By the five minute mark, everyone is out of the pool and I can swim in peace.

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Anyone old enough to remember MTV's
>Sisqo's Shakedown

??

>>71343485
This is the most offensive thing I've seen in a while.

Bravo.

I've had the most success with
Nicki Minaj - Super Bass
Future - Parachute
T.I. - Rubber Band Man
Basically find tolerable meme-pop-rap from +/- 10 years ago and you'll trigger nostalgia and normie points

Amateurs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI

or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM


Let'em know what's up.

>>71343400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg

>>71344790
>basically find memerap from the future

I think the math term you were looking for was ≤. +/- 10 implies a range of 2027 to 2007

Flowdan horrorshow style

Pretty bangin idk

>>71343400
Hell yeah let's party!

https://youtu.be/OW9oe5LLYwo

>implying I ever socialize

>>71343605
absolute madness hahaha

>>71344216
t a n g i b l e

>>71343400
some kanye

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJM4AQSbZDk

I win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDKGkWU0lWQ

>>71345326
I genuinely love Mura Masa, I don't care if he's normie-core

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Oh shit I'm feelin it

Hamburger lady is the only answer

Kanye - power

>>71344830
>Not September

Wow

>>71344263
I hope that's not a serious answer

idk what "banging tune" means. I guess a good, high energy song that you can dance to (even though you can dance to anything if you want)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV00_B3ZirQ

>>71344692
>watching MTV
>ever

>>71345647
This guy gets it

>>71343400
DJ Koze or Blockhead. I also would just join the party like a regular human being and not stand around awkwardly until someone takes pity on me and endeavours to bring me into a conversation.

>>71345999
This guy's not getting in the pool

>>71345904
The chorus is perfect come on

But yeah the rest of the song is a little lane although not exactly bad.

https://youtu.be/GGtmqviQ8js

>>71345904
How is this not perfect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwxK2QsMKeU

i wonder if this would work for normies

Idk Chill Bill I guess

Enur - Calabria 2007
Who cares about girls just let them have fun and then get introduced to their gay friends

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>>71344236
>>71343476
>>71344790
>>71344903
>>71346095

Niiiice come join us :)

If you didn't get a (you), you didn't make it sorry - brush up opn your normie skills.

>>71343400
tragic error -tanzen

>>71343400

>Have you heard about Avicii? He's pretty obscure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovo6zwv6DX4

The only right choice

>>71346377
This game was fucking rigged

Dolce and Gobana my ass

>>71346377
Nice to be validated my imaginary hot babes, thanks.

>>71346101
dont wanna anyway

>>71343576
How long since I listened to Pamyu? Not so childish and innocent anymore, huh?

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Amateurs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gK16RJvMcA

>>71346194
>Idk Chill Bill I guess
this guy

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>>71346610
wrong link desu, who's the amateur now lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwaFWiBUtfM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4tZSnyWHm8

>>71344599
wow you're a faggot

>>71344263
>ewww what is this autist shit, anon? do you actually listen to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

ayy

>>71343400
*plays alvin row*

implying i want to spend my time with disgusting 3dpd

>>71343400
A bangin tune you say?
I'll give you a bangin donk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock - It Takes Two
I wouldn't want to associate with someone who couldn't get down to that

>>71346377
>BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>71343400
Sure thing babe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw

Moonchild by King Crimson,but only the second half.

>>71344467
You gotta pick something from Old. His voice is too high on his other albums for normies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yRACLDUCFI

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>>71343400
>Only if one of them promises to suck my dick later
>Implying that isn't what this hypothetical is supposed to be about
>Why am I here?
>I bet these people have been conditioned to hate Kanye
>I wonder what would happen if I played Static from Skinny Fists
>Implying people drunk on champagne really care
>I bet if I played OPN some of these people would like it
>My feet hurt
>I can't wait to post about this on /mu/
>In b4 You should've just played The Weekend don't be an autist
>Tfw is this how people get a gf?
>Tfw no gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfsdpuvUyQ

if I play anything I do it for my own enjoyment hoe

>>71343400
Max Normal - Rap Rave Megamix. Their twats will be gushing after this little number.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlswfQH3BZw

>>71346503
haha fag

I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL

>>71343400
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njYKmIrVhto&list=PL95_V8pZbmMDfSGQ6xSVXYg-pGoSn9Gsf&index=2

If the crowd is old enough to remember it, Aqua - Barbie Girl will make their swimsuits practically fly off in sexual excitement.

I would quickly go to Apple Music and go to the popular songs and pick the first rap song.

Turns out to be this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQqAZBOwfQ

>>71345020
SHELL THE DANCE

id play flatline personally

or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZhHkpMq5Us

or this
https://soundcloud.com/drjeep/sir-spyro-topper-top-dj-bark-lee

basically rugged stuff itd go off

uk does party music so much better than us

>>71343400
party in the usa miley cyrus

>>71346377
Lol this is in Vegas. Dope as fuck.

>>71350984
What are you some kind of faggot? Dope as fuck? Eat a dick mother fucker

>>71351108
Man, you need to release whatever pent up rage you have inside you.

It's unhealthy.

>>71349252
I AM IN A KUSH COMA

>>71351383
To be fair you do look like a retard when you say "dope as fuck".

>>71344790
bingo

>>71349346
>tfw too smart to swim in pools

>>71351421
Kush Coma always goes over well

Swang by Rae Sremmund obviously

>>71343400
"Y-youre really cute pls be my gf"

MGMT desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVjKNQ1c7uc

>>71343400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsrKloxhfaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw

>>71352302
you're seven years late to the party anon

>>71343576
you Obviously dont live in america

>>71352342
and nobody 20+ even listened to that shit anyway

>>71352710
true

skrillex has always been one of the worst popular radio artists i'm glad he's pretty much dead by now

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>>71351724

>>71343400
Shots by lmfao. Ez pz now give me the poonani fuccbois

send herman home by microdisney

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKVL12XpLcg

an actual banger

I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL

I'd be a crowd-pleaser and fit whatever environment I'm in

if I'm surrounded by white college klds who don't like going clubbing that much I'll play pink floyd

if I'm surrounded by friendly socially-well adjusted blackies I'll put on a kendrick lamar song

if I'm surrounded by brown people that don't like clubbing I'll put on some dancehall classic

if I'm at a party with normal middle class english people I'll put on arctic monkeys

nobody really gives a shit about what you pick at a party so just play whatever song will get people moving and share that one song you like with the people you vibe with at another time

>>71354322
otherwise known as "Stadium Rave A"

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This:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BwDXH_U_bM
I don't care about girls anymore, I've accepted my fate.

I play the most depressing Agalloch song I can find.