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>work at record store
>deal with depressed white college students all the time
>silently judge their shitty taste in music
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>>71329117
And you feel the need to post this here?
You think anyone actually cares.
You seriously thought...anyone cared.
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>>71329162
I care. Better stop to jumping to conclusions!
Tell me more about these fags OP.
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>>71329162
Somehow you managed to post something even more futile than the OP.
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Pretty sure /mu/ is about the same. Depressed college kids with dirty hair
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You sick fuck
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>>71329242
Speak for yourself anon
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>>71329117
Hand over some greentext
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>>71329193
usually I deal with people buying /mu/core and metal trash but this guy in particular was weird
>a few days ago some 20 something year old spooky skeleton kid with long greasy hair comes in and asks if we have any Mac DeMarco vinyls
>walk him over to where it should be
>"looks like we don't have him on vinyl anymore man, sorry"
>looks upset, says literally nothing and walks away
>wanders around the store looking lost as hell for 20 or so minutes
>keeps looking around at everyone, including me
>getting a little creeped out
>comes back to the counter when I'm not there and asks my coworker if we have any Mac fucking DeMarco vinyls
>coworker does exactly the same thing I did
>he has the exact same reaction, only this time he leaves the store
>half hour or so later he's back with a giant pretzel in one hand and a stuffed animal in the other
>proceeds to stand at the counter and start small talk with my coworker
>awkward conversation ensues about Mac DeMarco, City and Colour, and other shit he likes
>the phone starts to ring
>the kid yells "I'll get it! wouldn't that be funny hahahaha"
>coworker is clearly showing strong signs that she's not interested in talking anymore
>he starts nervously fidgeting
>eventually leaves when she goes in the back to avoid him
Is this the average Mac DeMarco fan or did I just get unlucky?
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>>71329695
but did you have any mac demarco
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>>71329695
Sounds about right
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>>71329695
I found him>>71329722
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>>71329695
prob from /r/indieheads
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>>71329695
More stories like this. Anybody else have more?
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>>71329695
Sounds like my dealings with the nigs working in a liqour store. Why do the weird ones always want to talk?
Ever had any shoplifters?
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>>71331284
I banned a drunk gay couple out of the liquor store once because they smelled so bad. Rode an open car door across a parking lot trying to catch a shoplifter. You want stories in your life? Work retail liquor in the ghetto.
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>>71329117
Always been curious about this job. I imagine its something like the High Fidelity movie. Age/pay? You like it? Also what's your taste look like?
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>>71331529
Pay is fine, wage varies but I get about $25 an hour which is great considering how entry level it is. Age is 21 minimum at the store I work.
My favorite music is stuff like Death Grips, Iron Maiden, later Pink Floyd, AJJ, etc. I like most genres of music except shit like jazz.
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>>71329117
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>>71331118
lol, coulda been. Normally they aren't this bad, but often times I have to deal with their shit taste. I get to watch these kids buy shit like ITAOTS, AJJ, The Microphones, metal, and AnCO
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>>71331585
Sounds like great work. Occasional strange characters keep it interesting I'm sure
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>>71331638
Whats wrong with AnCo and The Microphones?
Popular=/=bad btw
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>>71329695
okay here's another
>kid walks into store, dark jacket, age 20ish
>starts directly for the counter
>says hello, I answer back
>"do you guys carry anything by Bjork?"
>"Uh, we might have some over here"
>as I'm taking him over I smile a little bit and I think he notices
>get there, point at the vinyls
>"thanks, man. I hope you have vespertine, I'm a big fan of that album"
>I can't hold back a snort as I turn away
>this metal looking kid glares at me silently as he pays for the vinyl
>we never see him again
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>>71331603
I also thought this
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>>71331689
Listen, I'm just not into that type of indieshit. it's always really whiney and annoying to me.
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>>71331712
why'd you laugh at him
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>>71331750
It was just funny because of the way he looked and the fact that he was buying a bjork vinyl.
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>>71329695
you claim to work at a record store but you say "vinyls"
BULL
SHIT
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>>71329695
Sounds like me minus the awkward conversation and the "wouldn't that be funny" part
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>>71329162
>and you feel the need to tell him nobody cares?
>you think anyone actually cares that you don't care?
toxic bullshit, this is why /mu/ is slowly descending into hell
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>>71329162
>>71329695
Do you see? Do you see what I mean? Let people tell their story, you can't fucking say that nobody cares, YOU may not care, but you're just a fucking faggot teenager I can tell by the way you type. You're probably just butthurt because you're a depressed college student and everyone knows you're a fucking loser and you can't handle it LOL. Think before you open your mouth.
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>>71331712
>>71329695
>>71329117
wow youre genuinely a stereotypical music store douche bag
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>Go to record store in college town
>Assume there will be some cool /mu/tant types there
>It's staffed by surly 50somethings arguing about jazz and "vinyl warmth"
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>>71331585
>>71331638
you judge them for buying ajj while liking it?
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>>71331793
In what way? Because I observe faggots when they show up?
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>>71329695
people that like mac demarco literally have no chance at genuine creativity or creative ability
dude is just basic coldplay type pop with a oh so slacker "vibe" stapled on top, yet for some reason people pretend its not that
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>>71331758
oh lmao that's funny as hell
what city do you work in? i'm around CT and go to Redscroll Records which is where fantano goes i believe
the employees are condescending nu-male cunts so i'm a little biased against record store workers.
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>>71331804
Well, I like ajj but I can tell that the kids who come in to buy it just listen to it to be cool. The only ever buy their older work.
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>>71331793
t. stereotypical smelly creep college record store shopper
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>>71331806
I work at a record store but I try not to be jack black and just be passively condescending to everyone.
That's maybe what I hate most about you, you're passive about how condescending you are. Why not just at least be up front without just snorting quietly behind everyones back?
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>>71329117
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>>71331839
What, you think I wanna get fired over some suicidal white kids' music tastes?
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>>71331788
i love you guy you're freaking great. wish more posters were like you
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>>71329695
>metal trash
Like what specifically OP?
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>>71331855
wow. you are genuinely a boring and passive person from everything youve posted so far
good luck
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>>71331839
>>71331816
my experiences with record stores in CT at least has been the snobby crowd looking down on you and judging every movement you make
if the atmosphere was less harsh maybe they'd make more money off their stores
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>>71331866
usually shit like metallica and judas priest.
They never buy good shit
>>71331884
In what way am I boring or passive? You have yet to make a single point.
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>>71331855
Well no because there's no reason to be judged by a white guy with glasses in his mid to late 20s who still works at a record store, that's not right. The fuck do you even listen to anyway you smug little effeminate bitch? Yo La Tango, The Smiths, they your favorite bands?
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>>71331910
I posted about my taste earlier, faggot nu-male.>>71331585
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>>71331903
You judge everyone yet have such a shit life you can't be up front about it and have to instead passively sneer and snort behind everyone's backs.
Man if someone did that sleazy shit to me I'd smack them their jaw. I genuinely despise people like you
Also go ahead, list your favorites.
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>>71329695
thats hilarious though are you retarded
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>>71331933
THIS GUY
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>>71331585
I don't get it, your taste is literally on par with >>71331638 tier. I'm confused. Why do you feel superior to your own kind?
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>get into a record store after wondering where was the place and travelling for three/four hours with handicapped feet
>get into the place
>old woman in the stand
>place was silent when i got into it
>just stay quiet seeing at the place
>for like 3 minutes
>don't know what to do there
>check out the vynils
>ask for captain beefheart vynil
>says there's not
>ask for cds
>just watch at the cds that were around
>old woman talked pretty cold
>sweat a lot
>get out
I'm not getting into a record store alone again, I'm too much of an aspie and the old woman probably thinks bad about me
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>>71331933
For the second time, I already posted them. read the damn thread >>71331585
and no, you wouldn't dare smack my jaw.
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>>71331855
thanks for proving his point
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>>71331585
Your taste is just as shitty though.
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>>71331978
fucking hell i don't know how to spell vinyl
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>>71331932
>AJJ fan calling me a nu-male
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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>>71331978
we need to fucking pin this thread
this shit just proves i'm not alone about how shitty record store atmospheres are
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this is bait right
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>>71331966
Yeah I know, internet tough guy like, but you're the guy bragging about how you get to work at a record store and can only sneer in silence otherwise you'll lose your job and be homeless. That's what I also mean by pathetic - it's like people at the gym that sneer at fatties working out, only even more sad - it's not like you achieved some fitness state to at least justify it, you listen to shit like andrew jackson jihad yet judge people that like mac demarco? You do realize you're on par with them, right?
That's what I mean by boring. Glad my record store doesn't have any employees like you.
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>>71331977
I don't like the shit music though? Sometimes taste overlaps but their music is far worse than mine.
>>71332000
How is my taste shitty? Or are you gonna say DG is bad like some autistic memer?
>>71332016
There is nothing wrong with liking AJJ unless you do it to be cool like the kids who visit my store.
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>>71332037
no i posted that image
i meant it like i love you and keep doing what you're doing man
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>>71331585
>>71331638
These two posts do not compute
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I'm the weird guy who fixes all the games at the mall arcade.
Pic related, my coworkers shitty taste in music.
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>>71332060
In what way?
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>>71332038
You have GOT to be new here.
> ITAOTS, AJJ, The Microphones, metal, and AnCO
is the EXACT SAME TIER as
>Death Grips, Iron Maiden, later Pink Floyd
You must be EXTREMELY sheltered musically if you see much of a difference between these demographics
These are all 15 year old that just got into music-core, all of them
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>>71332038
Thanks man. Next time I feel like a record store guy is judging me, I'll just remember they usually listen to stuff like iron maiden and AJJ and feel better about myself.
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>>71332092
What do you mean there is no difference? The stuff I posted actually has interesting things going on musically whereas the stuff they listen to is either musical wankery, bad metal, or whatever they can find that lets them seem cool (AJJ)
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>>71331585
>He calls himself a fan of music but excludes genres because "muh values"
You aren't a very qualified employee.
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>>71332122
who the actual fuck hired you
i knew more about music than you when i was 16
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>>71332038
imo anco as a band are way more musically competent than death grips. pink floyd is good, and ajj isn't bad I guess, id put them as equal with nmh.
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>>71332130
If you actually like jazz you really don't have a comprehension of good music. Metal i can kind of get because at least it sounds like music, but jazz is just like captain beefheart; it's random sounding shit that people listen to in order to feel smart. The only decent jazz is fusion.
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>>71332159
this is a shitpost nobody respond to it
i quarantined it for you guys
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>>71332159
>>71332154
>>71331585
>THESE are the kind of people that judge what you get at music stores
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>>71332159
>random sounding shit that people listen to in order to feel smart
I'm not gonna think you said that
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>>71332178
thank you unsung anonymous hero
I will heed your warning
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>>71332159
woah dude are you being serious? you better not be
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>>71332159
this is now a dubs thread. check em
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>>71332159
Holy fucking shit dude
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>>71332148
Oh yeah? I'm sure you have much better taste than me. I bet you're one of the fags who hates on led zeppelin.
>>71332199
>>71332188
>>71332192
If you like jazz you're actually a fucking schizophrenic, there is no order to it other than "muh beat"
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>>71332195
thanks buddy
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>>713320384
>ITAOTS, AJJ, The Microphones, metal, and AnCO
Is the same tier as this
>Death Grips, Iron Maiden, later Pink Floyd, AJJ, etc
Also
>I like most genres of music except shit like jazz
is some "I like everything but rap and country" pleb shit.
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>>71332228
buddy the way you generalize all music fans off such trivial things scream of autism and very little social experience
i actually gained confidence about getting judged by music store guys, lmao thanks man ill just remember this next time i go
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>>71332228
now you have me riled up, i'm really mad now
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>>71332228
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you baiting so fucking hard?
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>>71332159
We've all been hooked
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>>71332228
Baiting all the way to the cosmos
Keep going
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>>71332247
Meant for >>71332038
Also this confirms your shit taste beyond measure >>71332159
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>>71332268
it gets replies idiot, don't you know the beautiful feeling of a (You)
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>>71332228
>>71332192
Not only that, you're also a wronggeneration monger
Reply bait get checked
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if a music store clerk ever judges you, just ask them to explain basic music theory concepts
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>>71332286
>>71332268
>>71332256
>>71332250
>>71332290
>>71332294
Why is it so hard to comprehend that somebody doesn't fucking like jazz? Honestly, tell me where there is value in it, I'm genuinely interested.
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>>71332299
You deleted your own post about your tastes
You got called out, your own taste got criticized, and now you're backing out and playing damage control pretending it was bait all along.
You're pathetic my dude
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>>71332304
haha that's pretty good
>b-b-but music theory ruins creativity!!!!! GUUUUHHHHH
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>>71332299
Holy fucking shit dude, successive dubs.
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>>71332322
Well it's the most complex and musically progressive that popular music has ever been
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>>71332159
CHECK EM
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>>71332345
I wish i could get something like that
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>>71332333
I'm not even that guy, here i'll tripo to prove it-o
pretty sure the other guy is just taking the piss anyway
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>>71332333
that wasn't me, faggot. You're so eager to call me out, aren't you?
>>71332357
Try and explain how. You can't.
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>>71332322
There is no way you actually believe that Captain Beefheart is representative of all jazz.
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>>71332322
i'm so angry, you better like jazz or else
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>>71332382
Not all of it, I was making a comparison. It's the same sort of shit.
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>>71332178
You're doing god's work, son.
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>>71332379
my man I'm assuming for my own sanity this whole thread is bait. There is just no way someone on 4chan listens to AJJ And iron maiden but feels superior to animal collective fans. that is just too rich dude. there is no way
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>>71332401
No it isn't. Kind of Blue and TMR sound nothing alike. You are baiting.
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This thread got popcorn tier real fucking fast.
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>>71332427
it's been popcorn tier since the beginning
easily the most entertaining thread in the past month
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AND SO THE LORD SPOKE:
LET THERE BE DUBS
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>>71332424
I said NOT ALL OF IT, are you dyslexic or just autistic?
>>71332415
Are you saying that AnCO is better or on the same level as AJJ or Iron Maiden? Have you heard MPP? It's so badly mixed it's laughable.
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>>71332472
buddy there are SO MANY ways to critique anco and mpp but bad production is not one of them, especially on mpp
holy shit i am legitimately questioning your intelligence by now
next time a record store clerk is judging me i will just remember this and proudly get my shit anyway
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>>71332322
>If you actually like jazz you really don't have a comprehension of good music.
>it's random sounding shit that people listen to in order to feel smar
That's not simply "not liking jazz". That's full on retarded youtube comment tier shit.
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>>71332494
once again fucking owned and destroyed
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>>71332472
Then why do you keep saying that jazz listeners are schizophrenic and that there is nothing of value in it? The only "jazz" artist you brought up was Captain Beefheart. You're moving the goalposts.
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These are the dubs you were looking for
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>>71332535
>gets emberassed with 9gag tier opinions
>d-dude im just gonna be sarcastic and dismissive XD
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>>71332542
THOSE ARE NOT SOME BEAUTIFUL DUBS
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>>71332559
wtf
i was being serious i'm not the guy you're arguing with just so you know
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>>71332494
It's fucking muddy. The vocals mix into the background and the instruments are tinny.
>>71332521
How is it retarded? Please explain.
>>71332541
I didn't think I needed to name fucking jazz artists to get my point across, I'm talking on a general level. But if you want some jazz that sounds like beefheart shit, take charles mingus for example.
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>>71332473
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>>71332322
I can understand not liking it, opinions are opinions but if your into music you have to respect the fact that music today is what it is because of jazz you fucking snobby edgy dipshit
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>>71332608
Lol, how is Iron Maiden influenced by jazz? You sound like a fucking mong.
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>>71332582
But if not all jazz sounds like Captain Beefheart, than how can you be talking about jazz on a general level? Generally would mean most jazz sounds like that, which it doesn't.
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>>71332582
>mingus
>beefheart
>listens to iron maiden
holy shit are you 15 year old me in 2008?
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>>71331638
ITAOTS might be a meme, but its still a classic album
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>>71332640
No, it's really mediocre rock.
>>71332636
Tell me again how beefheart is good?
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>it's another /mu/ gets upsets when someone questions the status quo of muh /mu/core episode
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>>71332630
>how is rock influenced by jazz
Quit your job and stop posting.
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>>71329201
And you somehow managed to post something more futile than >>71329162 and OP combined
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>>71332630
You ever hear metal in major keys without distortion? Sounds just like jazz fuck even sabbath did jazz covers
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If dubs, OP gets syphilis from the spit of a customer tomorrow.
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>>71329117
>work at record store
>judging college students
KEK. At least they're studying for a respectable future.
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>>71329117
>work at record shop.
Continuly types out 'vinyls'
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>>71332739
If dubs, (You) get syphilis from the spit of a customer tomorrow.
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>>71332582
>How is it retarded?
Because there's an extraordinary difference in maturity between a person who doesn't like something but can still see the merit in it, and a person who doesn't like something but cannot accept that there is merit in it, and says that anybody who likes something different than them 'can't comprehend good music.' That's asinine.
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>>71332729
what the fuck are you actually talking about lol. metal sounds nothing like jazz.
>>71332714
Please explain? How is it?
>>71332753
I go to college too, fuckwad.
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Dubs and OP gets gangbanged by a black gang tonight.
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>>71332758
<he can't greentext
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>>71332696
t. didn't read the thread
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>>71332772
I'm allowed to my opinion, aren't I? Jazz is trash, sorry to burst your little "muh feelings" bubble.
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>>71332774
>metal sounds nothing like jazz
>it doesnt sound like so it wasnt influenced by it
bait of the year so far
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>>71332159
I don't think you know what jazz is
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>>71332774
You want me to explain the origins of rock to you?
>I go to college too, fuckwad
Then I'm sure you know what google is.
Also, stop posting.
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>>71332322
Listen to Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue
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>>71332774
>I go to college too, fuckwad.
What's your major?
Also, how the fuck are you making 25/hour? Do you only work like three hours or something?
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>>71332816
Dude, you just got btfo by a tripfag. If dubs you kill yourself.
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>>71332774
ur mum goes to college
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>>71332865
#rekt
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ITT: Elitist record store employee gets BTFO
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Record store owners are the most bitter, insufferable faggots on Earth
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>>71332818
Nobody has yet to say how metal is influenced by jazz. Go ahead and be the first, professor!
>>71332820
Why do you think that?
>>71332835
How is rock influenced by jazz? Nobody has explained yet how jazz is in any way significant beyond being pretentious.
>>71332860
>>71332865
good arguments.
>>71332852
computer science. And maybe I make good cash because I'm a good fucking employee? I mean to be fair I really only make like $20 an hour, but I do a few tasks on usertesting per day so I make extra.
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>>71332907
This, it's just the elitism of the musical community combined with the misery of working retail.
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>>71332656
So you're telling me the vocal performance and emotional intensity in ITAOTS doesn't mean anything?
>muh Iron Maiden
Not enough guitar solos eh?
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>>71332940
Riffs were a jazz thing that carried into metal. Other than that, there isn't much to compare.
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>>71332907
You need to lighten up, bro. Can I help you find anything today? How about some Baroness or Red House Painters?
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>>71332967
Don't act like ITAOTS is so "emotional." It's just melencholy hipster shit; it isn't intense, it's just whiny.
>>71332980
Exactly. Because jazz came up with one tiny thing that other genres took and did WAY better, you think it influenced them? That's literally the only way the genres are connected, and you can say that metal took riffs from rock, not jazz.
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>>71332940
Are you really going to pull the "not an argument" card when you responded to Leopard with the passive agressive equivalent of shouting "TRIGGERED"?
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>>71333005
Jazz riffs > Metal riffs > Rock riffs
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>>71333025
In what fucking universe?
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>>71333005
Yea this is bait
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>>71333042
My opinion.
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>>71332940
>How is rock influenced by jazz? Nobody has explained yet how jazz is in any way significant beyond being pretentious
If you don't shit about music, that's your own fault. The fact that someone who asks how jazz influenced rock multiple times and says jazz is for people who can't comprehend good music and that it sounds like shit people listen to sound smart is also the same person that judges and snidely mocks a kid for buy a Bjork or Mac DeMarco album is the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
Literally google "origins of rock and roll" and then off yourself.
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>>71332940
>And maybe I make good cash because I'm a good fucking employee?
Yeah, but $20 AN HOUR. And at a record store for fuck's sake. My brother studies data science and his summer work only got him like $17 an hour and he was at a major tech company.
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>>71332022
depends what record store you're at. here in central ohio we have some very friendly ones run by some nice people.
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>>71332816
>I'm allowed to my opinion, aren't I?
Yeah and so are the millions of people that "can't comprehend good music" because they like something different than you.
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>>71333043
So you can't defeat my argument, therefore you have to dismiss it?
>>71333059
You're still not explaining it, retard. You're just trying to deny my opinion again.
>>71333065
Okay I'm embelleshing and exaggerating a little, I don't actually make that much, alright?
>>71333086
Never said they didn't, just that their opinions were poorly thought-out.
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>>71333109
>You're still not explaining it, retard. You're just trying to deny my opinion again
Calling someone a retard when you literally don't know how google works is really funny. Especially when the thing you need to google is "how did rock and roll get started".
Just admit your a no-taste having bitch who majors in computer science but doesn't know how to use one.
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>>71333109
Well considering you dismissed my argument by throwing the word "hipster" out, then I'm fairly sure that why a proper response. What sounds whiny about Oh Comely? A sincere, one-take performance with a raw and difficult to imitate vocal performance.
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>>71333109
Why don't you explain why jazz is trash then, since everyone who likes it didn't think this through?
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>>71332940
i don't need to argue, music is subjective famerino
both you and the people that bother arguing with you are wasting their words
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Anyone else think this is the worst non general up right now?
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>>71333109
>Never said they didn't, just that their opinions were poorly thought-out.
Yeah I know. It's the second part of this comment that was asinine from the get-go. You just went full circle and are back to the same hollow, conceited statement that you got called out for in the first place.
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>>71333212
It started off as a genuinely hilarious shitflinging session filled with namecalling but now it's just a baitfest
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>>71333158
If you're going to say that jazz influenced rock and roll, I expect you to back it up. You don't tell people to google evidence themselves if you make the fucking claim.
>>71333173
>sincere
dude, the vocalist is fucking singing abou fetuses and shit with a young white teenager voice. It's pretentious and obnoxious.
>>71333193
Nice argument, not.
>>71333178
I've explained already that it's just semi-random wankery. I don't have to make any further points, scroll up.
>>71333221
Dude you are really fucking upset that I have a certain type of taste. You seem like you need to talk to real people more.
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>>71333212
This
Thread is very mucore right now
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>>71331811
I just checked out Salad Days just so I can understand the context here. It's not that bad, is this song just a bad example or something?
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>>71333262
"Wankery" isn't an argument against something. I could say the same thing about metal.
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>>71333212
Yep
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>>71333262
>If you're going to say that jazz influenced rock and roll, I expect you to back it up. You don't tell people to google evidence themselves if you make the fucking claim.
If I "made the claim" that the Earth revolves around the Sun, I'd have to post evidence to back it up? Shut the fuck up dumbass.
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>>71333262
nice comeback, not
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>>71333262
>about fetuses and shit
>young white teenager voice
Well I'm never going to reach you to at least accept it.
I'm out of this thread.
>inb4 ha I really got him nice argument
You just aren't a fun person to talk to. Refer back to >>71331793
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>>71329162
depressed white college student detected
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>>71333291
Sure, some metal is. I don't fucking love metal, just because I think one metal band is really good doesn't mean I like all of it. I like all sorts of music, dude.
>>71333298
We're not talking about ACCEPTED SCIENCE you fucking retarded neanderthal, we're takling about MUSIC. Big difference!
>>71333314
Plenty of people enjoy talking to me because they can accept that I have a different opinion, you fucking aspie. Go have a real interaction.
>>71333315
ikr
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>>71333315
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>>71333262
Also, going from your complaints about ITAOTS, isn't AJJ just a bunch of guys singing about political bullshit in a whiny teenager voice?
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>>71333262
>Dude you are really fucking upset
I'm actually having a bit of fun chasing you in circles t b h. But now that you gave up the ghost and are resorting to the "you're just mad" argument I guess you're folding?
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>>71333269
no, this guys just retarded
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>>71333337
faggot
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>>71333335
>>71333337
SO FUCKING CLOSE
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>>71331903
What would you consider good meal?
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>>71333335
Because AJJ actually has some deeper meaning to it beyond "waaah I'm so sad my life sucks".
>>71333343
Why do I need to back up the fact that people who like the god damn microphones have bad taste in music? Please go fuck yourself.
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>>71331811
I like the part where you think you're right and your opinion is meaningful. You should go into stand-up 'cause that's pure comedy.
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>>71333369
>>71333334
did you forget this slowpoke?
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>>71333382
AJJ literally is just "waaah I'm so sad my life/the world/people sucks", ITAOTS was telling a story.
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>>71333328
>We're not talking about ACCEPTED SCIENCE you fucking retarded neanderthal, we're takling about MUSIC. Big difference!
The point is "rock and roll originates from jazz" is a claim the same way "the earth revolves around the sun" is a claim you fucking mongoloid.
You're so retarded you can't even realize that you're the person asking for a source on the earth being round right now. Kill yourself.
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>>71333377
I like gourmet style maceroni and cheese a lot, and overdone steak.
>>71333403
What story was it fucking telling? Am I not hearing a bunch of lyrics or something?
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1:04 AM, Vdara Hotel
Room 14015, April 9, 2016
Our day started today with many kisses
You were on your way out the door to Southern California 'til the fourteenth
And I was on my way to Las Vegas, then to New Orleans
When you said bye and closed my apartment door behind you
A heavy feeling fell upon me, it hit me in a very real way
That we'll live the rest of our lives together
And that gives me so much happiness and comfort
But it also hit me harder than ever before that one day we'll say goodbye for a final time
Every day we get closer and closer to death
I have no illusions of an afterlife
And have no idea how much longer I have on this planet
Or what my quality of life will be in five, ten, fifteen years
Where will our final goodbye be? What condition will I be in?
And how will your health be? Are we even sure we'll be in the same place when one of us has to go?
I don't like goodbyes
I've had enough last goodbyes with people to know that it's the most painful emotion in the world
I don't want to live for eternity, life is filled with too much sorrow
My mind keeps flashing to a woman I saw recently
Of her and her son asleep in the car on the Tenderloin on a very hot day
They were in a tow-away zone and looked to be completely passed out
She had a big map open on her lap
But I knocked on the door and though she couldn't speak to me she was okay
My biggest hope in life is that you are beside me when I die
I've lived many lifetimes in forty-nine years
But the best time of my life is of my days and years spent with you
I'm getting older and my stomach is bloated and feels off
I burp too much, I'm that middle-aged guy with a gut that I never thought I'd be
And here I am in Las Vegas
Family men with bellies bigger than mine are walking around with Guns N' Roses t-shirts
My elevator was shared with people who've arrived from the Philippines to see the Pacquiao fight
How many more times will I fly to Las Vegas?
I saw Pacquiao when he was rising
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>>71333438
I wasn't asking for a source for that you dumb cunt, read my post.
I said we're talking about music, not the earth being round, because the latter is SCIENTIFIC FACT.
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>>71333439
It's a love story.
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>>71333482
Yeah no shit but that's not deep or anything.
>>71333486
stop derailing the discussion.
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>>71333382
i hate defending nmh and aeroplane, but lyrically its 1000x more competent than ajj lyrics. people just like them because of their edgy brutal honesty
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"Yeah, totally. I'm friends with Jim James, Dr. John Misty, a bunch of people. [notification sound] Hold on a second, Sufjan Stevens just texted me right now."
"Oh, no way. I love him. So do you get to wear laminate?"
"Yeah, I mean it makes me feel a little self-conscious but, you know, you sort have to, you know, get into certain shows."
"Oh my god, that's so cool!"
Let me ask you: do you own your own story
Being pimped the fuck out like a pay for a hoe
If you're a man in charge, cling with staunch feminists and give a woman your job or shut the fuck up
"Queen Bitch" is a cool David Bowie song
And so is "Rebel Rebel" and "Diamond Dogs"
Can you hear me to talking to you, Major Tom?
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
Should my girl be knocking
When we see each other everything's stopping
Yes who my girl be knocking
When we see each other everything'll be stopping
Oh, how I love her
Oh, how I love her
I'm watching Cocaine Cowboys Part Three
Girlfriend will be here at 7:00 then we're gonna go see a movie
Next week, got me a show in LA
Just had a nice dinner at the Elite Cafe
Walk to the movie and decide to skip our plan
Came back, turned on the TV, and watch The Falcon and the Snowman
All the way to the end, where they're walking side by side
Ankle chains in prison
And we watched a show on the Mongols with Lisa Ling hosting
Then we watched some shit about Satanists
Taking over Detroit
I gotta say, Detroit being taken over by Satanists was pretty soft stuff
Now it's 3:03 AM and the rain is pouring down
When I wake in the morning all I care about is that you're around
Now it's 3:04 AM and the rain is pouring down
When you're beside me, that's all I care about
Oh, how I love you
Oh, how I love you
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>nyc
>go into a record store
>ask for couple albums, but as it's small, they don't have 'em
>get recommendations based on my taste
>brettygud but not quite my alley
>say thank you and leave
it's easy, folks. i wasn't even born here and english is not my first language and somehow i'm not the great spaghetti spiller like some of you. jesus christ.
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Woke up, went to the studio
Came back and turned on CNN
David Bowie had died, there's a picture of El Chapo shaking hands with Sean Penn
Goddamn, like I said, we watched The Falcon and the Snowman the night before
With Sean Penn and Timothy Hutton
Bowie song played while the falcon soared
This isn't America, oh
This isn't America, oh
I woke up again, went to the studio and I
I tuck myself away
I sang a song in honor of my father
And I sang Roy Harper's "Another Day"
The piano, just like the nylon string guitar
It makes me sleepy
And I find myself in bed early for me, about 11:30
Bowie's face kept repeating over, and over, and over, and over again
A video of one of my earliest heroes laying in a hospital bed
And more and more, Sean Penn shaking hands with El Chapo
That motherfucker killed ten times more people than Jim Fucking Jones
That motherfucker killed more people than that
Plus Waco
That motherfucker killed more people than that crazy fuck did on the Norwegian island Utoya and Oslo
Go back to the other part now
Go back to the other part now
As I probably took 5:00 AM, talk to a friend
Who'd met Bowie back in '97
The Bowie's fiftieth birthday celebration in Madison Square Garden
My first listen was during the summer between the second and third grade
I flew to see my grandma and my stepgrandfather down in LA
I played the song "Young Americans" over and over and over on the airplane
The song chugged along like a train, the backup singers wailed
And the saxophone sang
I'm in Room 214, Normandie hotel, Koreatown, Los Angeles
Me and my band played last night, we played David Bowie's "Win"
I think we did it justice
And I talked briefly about the first time that I heard his soulful voice on that flight
I was among my friends and my fans and I got to sing
It was a really nice night
"Young Americans"
"Win"
"Fascination"
"Right"
"Can You Hear Me"
"Across the Universe"
"Fame"
>>71333504
>discussion
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>>71333441
>>71333460
>>71333486
>>71333510
t-t-thank you
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>>71333504
I wasn't saying it was, just that AJJ is also on the shallow side of the lyrical pool. (Although I don't believe ITAOTS lyrics are very shallow/unemotional)
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>>71333506
At least ajj has a point with their music, they aren't just crywanking over a love story.
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>>71331585
You can stop lying now. Trips and you must kys
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>>71333553
NMH was making a love story, not crying over one. You can read into the subtext of the lyrics more by yourself.
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>completely changing the argument after getting called out
Yup, that's exactly how I expected this to end lol
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>>71333550
AJJ are only shallow when viewed by the people who pretend to like them. Anybody who actually appreciates their music understands their deeper meaning.
>>71333563
Just because I exaggerated my wage doesn't nullify anything else that I've said.
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>>71333582
post your favorite lyrics from them
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>>71333458
I read your post where you said jazz is for people who can't comprehend good music and that it's for people who want to sound smart you dumbass. Quit crying about backing up claims when you haven't backed up shit.
And if you want a musical analogy, you can have one. You asking for a source on the origins of rock and roll is like me asking for a source on Iron Maiden being a metal band. Posting sources isn't for easily verifiable information you fucking retarded.
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8:02 AM, April 25th, 2016, New York
Everything went fine at Sarah Lawrence College
While I was on stage I asked the kids to educate me on what exactly it is that they study there
A person shouted:
"We do whatever the hell we want"
I replied, "Well, that's what I've been doing all my life."
I asked what their parents payed for them to do whatever the hell they want and a girl in the front row said:
"$60,000 a year"
I said, "Well, that's what Walmart pays me to use my music in commercials and that maybe I could go to their school one day too 'cause they all seem like really nice people."
I explained that Kirk Hammett from Metallica went to college after Metallica made it, which was met with a thud
A nice girl named Sophie played piano on a few songs with us because my mic couldn't reach the piano
She played the four notes on "Richard Ramirez..." and "Carry Me Ohio" really, really, well
That was a lot of fun
We also played "When Doves Cry" in honor of Prince, who died the night before
Steve Shelley played drums with me that night, by the way
What a great drummer
Steve's also a really nice guy
Great acoustics in the room and the show went really well
And we got out of there by midnight
What a cool group of kids and a nice promoter named Max
It was the first show he ever promoted and he gave me a check in an envelope, which I actually didn't open until just now here in my New York hotel three nights after the gig
This is what his note said:
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>>71333582
No, they are just shallow. If you want to hear AJJ's "deep lyrics" anywhere else, just fucking listen to any harcore punk band, which is infinitely better.
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>>71329695
but you wouldn't judge him if he were asking for elliot smith
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okay I'm done replying. All you fucking faggots who criticized me for having a different opinion need to get a life and go try living in the real world where people think differently. I'm sorry you have some trauma about record stores because you got diddled in one or some cashier rejected you, but that's not my fucking problem. I'm allowed to judge people if I want and next time I'm going to be more vocal when I do because now I realize who the faggots that buy this shit really are.
>>71333609
go fuck yourself
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>>71333679
>I'm a retard
We heard you the first time faggot.
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>>71333704
I hope you fucking off yourself you autistic mongoloid manchild. you are a WASTE of SPACE.
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>>71333679
>criticizes people's opinions but can't take his being criticized
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>>71333725
>I'm done replying
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>>71333725
>I'm done replying
>keeps replying
I'd be assblasted too if someone proved I was a fucking retard. Eat shit bitch.
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>>71333744
Good job, you're triggering me. Go get hit by a bus you dumb sack of shit. I bet your parents are proud of your autistic ass sitting in the basement shitting into jugs like a god damn gorilla. Go learn a skill or talk to a real person you piece of human filth.
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>>71333679
So you can judge people, but we can't judge you? lol get a fucking life loser. The thread was fun.
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>>71333393
wait, who got >>71333333
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>>71333778
>still fucking replying
>crying about being triggered
>after bragging about shitting on people irl
Pathetic.
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what type of music would spiderman listen to?
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>>71333441
>>71333460
>>71333510
>>71333532
>>71333552
>>71333614
LMAO Shitposting w/ Sun Kil Moon Lyrics
10/10
Imma havin' a good giggle over here
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Welp, pack up boys, thread's over. Nothin' to see here.
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>>71333899
forgot to upload the pic
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>>71333899
I'd like to think spiderman listens to classical guitar or like
gothic rock?
Shit what WOULD spiderman listen to? Aka jizzshooter.
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This was almost as bad as HFSD, if not just as bad.
>>71333899
surf rock probably
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>>71333783
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>this entire thread
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>>71333679
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71333957
>I'm done replying
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I'm gay. if you post below this you will also catch the gay
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>>71333439
>I like gourmet style maceroni and cheese a lot, and overdone steak.
t. falsie
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>>71332996
He looks like FrankJavCee
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>>71333957
Oh man I'm capping this one
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jesus christ I'm in tears somebody screencap this
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>>71333957
You never explained how jazz is bad.
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>>71333957
please don't be pasta
this is too good
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>>71334049
>he doesn't prefer red robin's cheesy mac n' cheesy
OP is plen
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>>71334068
seconding this
I'd do it but I'm too lazy
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cease this thread immediately
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Come on guys.
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>>71334214
you forgot the I, ye of faggotry
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>>71331725
u literally listen to AJJ
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>>71333957
Jesus fucking Christ. It's not a copypasta.
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>>71334303
it's about to be, this shit is absolutely golden
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>>71334285
Can't you see, he's "done replying"
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>>71333957
>wahh my anus is of a hurtin bcse anon was right about me
Tell me, do your parents pay for your college too?
You're worse than a 10 year old who just discovered Nirvana.
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>>71333957
Serious question, anon. Are you capable of projecting harder than you did right here?
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>>71329117
and somehow youre not painting yourself as the loser in all of this
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>>71331816
>i'm around CT and go to Redscroll Records which is where fantano goes i believe
>the employees are condescending nu-male cunts so i'm a little biased against record store workers.
no shit, same! picked up Pig Destroyer - Terrifyer on "blood / white" colored vinyl there for $13. the dudes working at the time were cocksuckers tho. wya in CT? New Haven here.
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can someone clerkpill me on op? just a quick rundown.
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Legendary bait thread. we all fucking fell for it.
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>>71334330
:^)
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>>71334315
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71334069
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71332159
once we all read this post we should have known that OP was a master baiter >>71334315
good job OP proud of u
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>>71334510
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images
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>You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images
>implying
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>You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images
>no u
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I like AnCo
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>>71334770
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71333957
>being so assblasted you type out an entire essay of incoherent bitch tears
>all after "im done replying"
We get it, You're a no taste having bitch you judges people in records stores and cries when he gets shit on for not knowing anything. Eat shit dumbass.
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>>71334862
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71334963
I still can't believe this is real.
Beautiful thread guys.
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>>71334976
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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holy shit this was the best thread ever
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>>71335160
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71335276
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71333957
>toilet humping trannies
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>>71335160
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71333957
>>71334006
>>71334030
>>71334526
>>71334538
>>71334559
>>71334644
>>71334684
>>71334704
>>71334805
>>71334963
>>71335078
>>71335276
>>71335341
>>71335353
>This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71333957
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71333957
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs· It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71334068
has anybody done this yet?
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>>71335409
>that webm
Why does that video even exist?
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story behind this?
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>>71333957
>toilet humping trannies
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>>71335407
classic
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>>71333957
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs· It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71335409
can I go at least a day on 4chan without seeing someone get brutally murdered
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>>71335409
>This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded
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>>71335512
no.
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>>71333957.
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs· It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs· It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71335409
C'mon dude, I don't go to /b/ anymore because of shit like this.
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>>71331585
late to the party here but yr taste is hilarious
>later pink floyd
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The fact that so many books still name OP as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” posters ever only tells you how far /mu/ posting still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the worst jazz musicians of all times are Captain Beefheart and Charles Mingus, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Meme critics rank the highly controversial Baneposter over classical shitposters who were highly popular in boards such as /b/. Shitposting critics are still blinded by commercial success. OP posted more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, meme critics grow up browsing a lot of baneposting memes of the past. Shitposting critics are often totally ignorant of toilet humping tannies of the past, they barely know the fucking mongoloids. No wonder they will think that OP did anything worthy of being saved.
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>>71335657
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs· It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71335606
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs· It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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memes
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>>71331750
>show up at a record store yesterday
>Polo Shirt, clean cut hair and some retro Air Jordans
>bought Gene Loves Jezebel - Promise album
>clerk snorted at me
Satisfied in knowing a make more money than he ever will
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This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71335771
I'd be empathetic but the last line of your post makes you sound like a tool
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>>71335783
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs. It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71335815
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs· It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how not being a tool is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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>>71335815
lol you're right. just being anon edgy i guess.
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This thread was fucking hilarious, holy shit.
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My vote for WTOTY (Worst Thread of The Year) goes to this
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>>71336087
lool
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>>71336087
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs· It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
But now, seriously, didn't you see the last /mu/mor thread?
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>>71333957
B A S E D
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>>71336253
This is fucking ridiculous. You suggest that I can't take criticism as I sit here for HOURS fending off a bunch of raging retard aspies. What fucking mental institution did you whores escape from? I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where sane thought has been replaced by mental retardation. You guys think that I'm so bad because I judge people's music taste yet you're doing THE SAME THING. You are fucking hypocrites of the highest god damn caliber. Next time you go to a record store I hope you freak out like the autists you are make a giant fucking mess of a situation where everybody around you laughs· It must be hard not having any fulfillment in life beyond winning internet arguments with strangers, mustn't it? Learn some basic human fucking respect you shitlicking neanderthal scum. It's not hard to talk without using memes all the fucking time. You argue solely with greentext and stupid reaction images, it's like FOR FUCKS SAKES just talk like a person. None of you EVER explained how jazz is in any way, shape, or form even moderately engaging on the most basic fucking level. You are are all toilet humping trannies who probably post pictures of yourselves in rainbow thigh-highs for attention because you have no way of getting it in real life. Stop replying and go jerk off to captain beefhearts autistic fish head orgy you stupid fucking queers. I hope you all fall into fucking manholes and break your skulls open, god you are fucking retarded.
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You know this shit is
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Took a full page screenshot for posterity
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>>71336333
I am working on one atm
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>>71336668
here you go bros, more to come
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>>71336829
it's over
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posting in epic thread
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