I'm a balding musician. How much will it hurt my career?

>>71305612
Just own it for fucks sake

>>71305612
Go skinhead and play for the growing /pol/ crowd and be really ironic

>>71305634
How does one own ugliness?

>>71305690
Look at like will oldham or something

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>>71305612
You're gonna have to shave it all desu.

>>71305612
if i'm a 5/10 balding dude, how many points up can i be if i learned how to play an instrument like guitar or piano?

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>>71305725
I agree with this nigga

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>>71305612
Just wear a hat and be alpha like Mike Love

>>71305612
>Rob Halford
>David Draiman
>Devin Townsend
They're all bald, and they're all badass. And those are just the metal musicians i know. Just shave it all, and don't worry about it!

>>71305612
I don't understand why balding people don't just shave it all off
it looks so much better

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>>71305768
....also if you are getting fat there's still hope to catch some success.

>>71305612
t. pitbull

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Just go full Mike Love

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>>71305863
.....but if you are a virtuoso just tell people to fuck off. Your music, your looks

>>71305612
time travel back to the 90s or give up. or become black

>>71305612
if you're black its fine

>>71305612

Shave it and own it. Works for shitloads of people, you might not have ever seen this image for yourself but it's been pushed upon you. Take it in stride.

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I feel so bad for Jens Lekman: he was cute 10 years ago, then JUST happened... after years where he tried to hide his new self with pathetic hats, now he looks like a cancerous 50yo infected by AIDS (jeeeesus, take a look at his forced smile...)

at least, he still writes good music https://youtu.be/W3L8KEIMDRE

>>71305863

Honestly going bald is one of the few ways to actually make weight look good. So if they're not already fat they can take it as an excuse to eat more ice cream. And they'll look better for it! Win-win.

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>>71305819
>>71305892
Are there any records of Mike not using hat/caps....?

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>>71306013
he looks better now than when young. it gives him an edge

if you givenofucks, you can be sexier than normie chads

>>71305730
be a composer

>>71306046
what? are you kidding? are you fat and bald? damn.

what sucks about going bald is now you have to get in the best shape of your life. you cant be fat and bald.

>>71306494
Black Frances

You just have to get gud at what you do.

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roll with it

>>71305690
Behave like a person who is not ugly.

>>71306576
who's this semen demon??

>>71306643
Moonlight detected

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>>71306075

>>71305819
I'm becoming a "hat guy" early so it's not conspicuous when I'm older and balder

>>71306798
me too, just trucker hats and whatnot

i have long hair, so it looks full

i'm fooling only myself in the longrun

>>71305612
depends
is it thinning or receding
you can have a receding hairline and wear it gracefully. if it's thinning you're fucked.

>>71306876
>you can have a receding hairline and wear it gracefully. if it's thinning you're fucked.
yay me

>>71306905
only to a point though
know when its time to call it quits and for god's sake don't try to hide it

>>71305819
How much does it pain him to wear that hat?

2017
be trans girl
tryna get bald
tryna get facial hair

all this bitching on /mum/

be me

Shave it and get buff

You'll get skin head called a lot but its better than balding

>>71306643
Nigga pls...

>>71306706
>filename
Thanks.

>>71305863
Didn't know Hank from Breaking Bad could play guitar!

>>71306876
Take Jude Law and/or Phil Collins for instance....

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Just accept it. There will probably be another person in your band that's way hotter than you anyway.

>>71307333
J-U-S-T accept it

>>71307007
wrong board

>>71305612
Shave your head and get fit. You will look intimidating.

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>>71305690
>>71305634
This guy made a career out of it, just write some decent tunes