How do I write music like le cigarette man? He's a genius

>how do i write good pop songs
people spend their entire lives trying to figure that out lol

have you tried just being yourself

>>71271179
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>>71271118
>girls fucking cream themselves over him
only disgusting liberal landwhales

>>71271356
like yourself

>>71271356
Don't forget the "not like other girls" girls

>>71271334
yes i just want to write good catchy jangle pop songs and bang hot art chicks

>>71271393
i am a hot art chick hmu. do u like swans, the

>>71271393
then you're not going anywhere

the reason mac demarco fucks chicks every second of his life and lives in luxury is because he makes the music he makes and if he wasn't he would be dead

he has no fucking choice

>>71271434
yeah
do you like slint?
this is a dealbreaker
>>71271453
how does he make this kind of music?
i just want a similar guitar sound

>>71271453
the reason mac demarco fucks chicks every second of his life is cause he puts xanax in their fucking soup when he takes them out to brunch i've been to his sex dungeon i've fucked his wholes

>>71271492
my slint is wet bb

for you

>>71271492
he does some weird shit with a tape mixer, there;s some documentary called pepperoni boy or something where he shows a bit about how he makes the sound I think

>>71271552
>pepperoni boy
spicy

>>71271518
do you even know what xanax is

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favourite type of pizza, /mu/?

>>71271492
he uses chorus pedals and reverb
>protip:
don't go out making music to be like Mac Demarco, you will only embarrass yourself. there are so many wannabes of him atm it's insane

>>71271565
no but i know your address kiddo it's 123 faggot street and i'm on my way there right now for some hot gay sex with you and your dad

mac demarco? more like mad debarko. arf arf arf hahaha fuck you

>>71271600
you couldn't handle my dads cock you pussyboi fucking nanodick ass spelunker

>le cigarette man

ik you didn't make this up but i don't go on forums that often anymore and i laughed pretty hard at that for some reason

btw wanting to make music like anybody, let alone someone who is popular rn, is retarded, #1

#2 be charismatic
#3 be weird (this is #+++++1 because the p4k tastemaking blogeratti need their buzzing artists to be weird af)
#4 know people from the internet and real life
#???? have good music (this is the least important one)

now go get that pusseeee patna!

femanon here, the only reason some girls give him the time of day is because hes famous in a quirky obnoxious way and hes "different" anyone who actually acted like he did irl, would be rejected. he also has money and fame. his look is shit desu hes carried the meme on for a long time now

>>71271653
i used to train elephants for circus olé. i've taken dicks bigger than the sun.

you. do. not. know. my. story. so. stop. acting. like. you. do. you. little. fucking. bitch.

forty years i've been taking cock throu my mouth and out my anus and giving em handjobs behind my back. and you think you're hot shit cause you finally found your prostate last week. fuck you and fuck everything you stand for retard.

>>71271747
tbqhhhh

who has pics of mac's gf

Semi-related
Has there ever been a semi-successful artist with no background in music before age 20?

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>>71271790
me

>>71271748
A real professional elephant fellationist would know how to spell cirque du soleil you fucking fraud I'm calling the police

>>71271819
slint