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>help young owner of a minecraft server
>he appoints me high represantative, I’m allowed to make rules and shit
>server gets surprisingly popular, even has its own website
>it’s called “_theworld_”
>pretty simple, easy to rule
>owner barely gets on server, leaving me to dick about with the people online
>there’s this one kid
>this one damn kid
>his username is “MyAnnieMe”
>don’t know what the fuck it means, frankly don’t give a shit
>kid has the prime goal of breaking every single fucking rule
>every
>single
>fucking
>rule
>I can’t ban the kid—only the owner can do that—I can only kick him
>he does something he calls ‘The Veer’
>you can kick the motherfucker, but he’ll veer right the fuck back on course
>there’s a plug-in on the server that allows you to make a message in front of your character when you leave the server
>simply called a ‘Bye’
>everyone on the server is required to make one
>guess what MyAnnieMe’s Bye is
>“the Veer”
>as a kick-only moderator, I can grade his Bye
>I give it a C
>motherfucker is more persistent than Jack Link’s beef jerky if it were made solely from osmium
>MyAnnieMe does tons of weird shit
>I of course made weird-as-shit rules
>“Rule 17—No propaganda from any organization”
>makes a load of swastikas and hammer-sickles
>eventually the owner comes back on
>had some shit going on in the family
>MyAnnieMe turns on his mic to reveal unholy screeching prepubescent voice
>“THE MOD IS MAKING FUN OF ME AND BULLYING ME, HE’S A MEANIE, BLAH BLAH BLAH WAAAAH YADDA YADDA”
>I get fucking banned
>I used to rule _theworld_
>C The Veer in MyAnnieMe’s Bye
>tfw I am Chris MARTIN
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>>71270308
Oh my god
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I'm not ok with this post
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>>71270308
This is by far one of the worst posts I've ever read
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>>71270419
thanks famalamadingdong
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this is both a 0/10 and a 10/10
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This is terrible.
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God damn
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awful, just awful
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what
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bad post mate
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boooooo
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toasting in epic bread
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>>71270308
Lame
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not music related
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this shit is embarrassing, just delete this, you already have your screenshot for /r/4chan
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>>71270308
...
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didn't read lol
what's their best album?
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>>71271501
viva la vida or a rush of blood to the head
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all this work and you referenced two lyrics that don't show up together
>I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?
I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
Oh oh oh oh ohh oh [x5]
Hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
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Is this 2008 /b/?
Make your sceencap and fuck off.
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Well that killed 30 seconds of my existence
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Awful post, genuinely enjoyed it.
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>>71270308
A. This post is fucking stupid
B. Your filename gave it away
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Zero/Ten, saw it coming, plus contrived as hell and lines do not link.
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>>71270308
this pasta is shit
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