Does /mu/ like chvrches? Hopes and expectations for the third

>>71180817
>Does /mu/ like chvrches?
No
>Hopes and expectations for the third album?
That it doesn't come out
>Favorite song(s)?
Literally none

>>71180847
Agree

>Does /mu/ like chvrches?
No she doesnt like us masturbating to her (but is fine with us masturbating to the two balding guys)
>Hopes and expectations for the third album?
A complete flop and they get dropped by their label and go bankrupt. Contract HIV.
>Favorite song(s)?
Nah m7.

>Does /mu/ like chvrches?
No
>Hopes and expectations for the third album?
None
>Favorite song(s)?
I literally only like Empty Threat

How do people actually like them? Writing is shit, most of the choruses are formulaic and boring, Lauren has a cute voice but is a very unexpressive and not great singer. Even fucking Grimes can sing better.

how many times have you masturbated to her?

if they pull something interesting out of their asses, then i'll give it a listen. otherwise naw, they're not that good.
total manipulation on behalf of the people who post chvrches threads. it's just cause she's cute.
attractiveness doesn't make a band/artist sound any better, at least not to me.

>>71181020
twice, once to her fake porno and another to some pits

They're ok Brandon makes these threads entertaining

>>71181163
> fake porno
Wat

>>71181020
I have a cum jar that I fill every time I fap to her and soon I will mail it to her as an offering

>>71182580
You're disgusting.

>>71181757
I saw some of the threads while I was temp banned. Pretty weird to see people talking about me.

>>71183451
??? Y tho???

>>71185130
It's not funny.

>>71185396
ok lavren we get it you post here

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my babydoll <3

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:3

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>>71187024
baby don't hunch

>>71183814
shut up tripfag