ITT: Shit normies say about music

>"Yeah I love jazz!"
>searches for "chilled out jazz for studying" on youtube

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>"I listen to everything"

>>71180228
He's right tho

>metal can be good

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>Country + Rap = Crap ;^)

>>71180330
You've probably never really explored music, outside of the most popular /mu/ artists.

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>"Sounds better when you are high I swear lol"

>>71180254
same for classical

>>71180362
Fucking this.
>What are your favorite classical pieces?
>Symphony No. 5, Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, The Four Seasons, 1812 Overture, Carmina Burana, the list goes one.

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>>71180326

>I listen to everything
>it's all mainstream stuff

>>71180352

I used to be like that before I played San Andreas.

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>>71180541
>I listen to everything
>it's all first 5 top RYM albums of a bunch of different genres

>>71180357
>taking the b8

>>71180228
>Studying music magamix - 2017 improve memory
>This is just noise
Bonus points for a mellow rock subgenre like dream pop
>You listen to this? Are you allright?
Not even angry music.
>>71180254
*searches for Adele*
>>71180461
>People being able to name Carmina Burana
>Enjoying what in their minds is apocaliptic music

>>71180326
What pisses me off about this is that I'll put on something that fits under the "everything" umbrella, and then they'll turn their nose up if it isn't pop or buttrock.

>>71180358
did she died ?

>Know's the lyrics to a mainstream song
>Still doesn't get what the song is about.

>vocal melody has some similarity to 00s hip hop track
>"LOL IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THAT RAP SONG"

>>71181046
>lyrics

>>71180254
Pls don't tell me people actually do this.

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>make them listen to pic related
>lol, what drugs were they on when they made this?

mfw

>>71183018
name one 70's prog rock band that wasn't under the influence of drugs of any type

>>71180326
So y'all would rather have people list every type of music to individually instead of just listing what they don't listen to? Lol

>>71183088
Hmm, King Crimson, I would say. As far as I remember reading, ITCOTCK was made without the influence of any drug.

>>71183088
Rush most of the time
'sept Alex

>>71180228
I just nod and think silently "oh, you're a metal-listening manchild with a katana collection"

>>71180358
>Macintosh Plus
Sometimes it's true

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>haha do you actually listen to this?
>this is a joke, right?

>>71181750
Yes they do.

>>71181035
it's edited, she had the bungee cord on

>"I only listen to underground stuff"
>Arctic Monkeys / Lana Del Rey / any other tumblr shit

>>71180358
I mean it's true, but that can be said for any song ever so it's a pointless statement.

>>71181750
Of course not. They use Spotify :^)

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>>71180228
>*listening to classic rock band*
>"ha, is that a JoJo reference?"
Probably not normie, but anyone else know someone like this?

>>71183088
The point is that "Lol omg they totally sound like they did DRUGS when they made this xD it's so WEEEIIIIIRD" is the least interesting "observation" one can make about any music that is remotely non-straightforward or experimental

>>71183337
This desu

>listening to music in car with friends
>they keep skipping tracks before they even finish
Does everyone have ADD nowadays?

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>>71183762
>when someone calls Yes "that band from Jojo"

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>>71183830
I do this but only when I'm alone. I-i-is that ok /mu/?

>>71183884
no.not at all.

>>71180352
this was me in 8-10t grade, god i hate myself

>>71183473
fucking this. I cant forget that one time and i just stopped sharing music

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>>71183762
>listening to King Crimson - Red
>"what is this?"
>KC
>"heh, how does time erasure even work?"

>tell them i like "noisy stuff"
>OH SO YOU MEAN LIKE METAL? I LOVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD

>whether a song is a favorite or not all comes down to the vocal performance and lyrics and nothing else

>>71180326
I say this a lot of the time simply because it's easier than naming a bunch of bands they almost definitely haven't heard of.

I know that sounds a bit hipster-y, obviously depends on who is asking though.

If it's someone I know is interested in music more than most people then I'll name some bands. If it's a random normie I can't be bothered for them to say "I haven't heard of them" 5 times in a row.

>>71183884
no seriously why the fuck do people do this?

though having said that this is coming from someone who almost exclusively listens to entire albums when he listens to music

>>71184980
If you've listened to the track before, then just hearing the melody can create the same satisfaction as listening to the whole thing.

>>71185064
Nah that's horseshit senpai. If you want full satisfaction from music you have to listen to the whole piece. Just pointless otherwise

>>71183762
>>71183843

>People who only know Ocean Man and no other Ween songs
Vine was a mistake

>>71183088
The one you replied to, fool. I also don't think Yes, Rush, or Genesis used drugs.
Also, Frank Zappa if you want to consider that politically-retarded hack "prog."

>>71183018
No joke, someone said this about fucking Remain in Light.

>>71185311
>tfw knew Ocean Man because of Spongebob

>>71184980
If it's an album I haven't heard before, then I don't.
If I've heard it more than once or twice through before then I'm more inclined to skip through stuff I wanna hear

>>71180326
>why aren't you naming every genre like an autist!!!

/mu/ on /ck/

"What kind of food do you like?"
"Oh you know, I eat anything"
"NOT FUCKING LIKELY I BET YOU DONT EAT BALUT OR DURIAN"
"No anon i mean all popular food categories, you know-Spanish, Italian, Chinese, Indian. It's just faster to say pretty much anything, obviously there are some highly specific food items I might not eat or just haven't tried"
"YEAH BUT WOULD YOU EAT GOOEYDUCK YOU FUCKING PLEB"
"Maybe? I don't even know what that is-"
"GO FUCK YOURSELF THEN"
"w-wow..."

>>71185779
it's more the meaning behind it. They obviously don't listen to everything, they just go with whatever's on the radio.

>>71180254
Goddamnit, this. Or it's some Chet Baker bullshit.

>>71183727
No it's not you fucking stoner

>>71185840
I know bb I'm just memein and tryna start fights

But I am a person who is in fact open to listening to all genres so I usually say everything mostly because if you say something specific people will then assume things about you (that don't apply).

>>71180228
>young people saying "Yeah man I love good shit like Sinatra and Hendrix"
Fuck outta here with your pretentious bullshit
I also can't stand it when old people think their old butt rock is heavy shit when it's just wailing trannies.

>>71185523
this

>>71183830
this is the worst. people never respect the integrity of the song.
its especially egregious at party's, when people just throw things on a playlist/aux cord, and then someone else comes and removes there song midway through.
reprehensible.

>>71185064
listen to better fucking music jesus christ this is pure fucking autism

>>71186041
I can't stand anyone desu

Everyone is insufferable

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>>71181035

Yes. That bungee instructor allowed an un-tethered woman to stand on the edge like that, and when she grabbed onto the safety rail after falling he purposefully grabbed her hands and threw that bitch right the fuck off.

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>>71183830
>paying for an album then not listening to the whole thing

>>71185938
>I know bb I'm just memein and tryna start fights
let's take this outside

>>71186349
are you going to mating press him?

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>I'm mostly about vocals, the beats are just in the background for me
>Oh it doesn't have any singing? Err, ok then...
>mfw

>>71180352
country rap is generally bad though

>>71184980
I skip tracks b/c I start listening to a song then I start scrolling through my song list and see a song I want to listen to more than the song that's currently playing.

That or I just want to listen to one particularly good part and turn it off afterwards.

>>71186509
You're a dumbass.

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>they think all country is muh beer and trucks
>they think all metal has retarded screaming
>they think all hip hop needs to have a nigger rapping over it
>they think all emo has to be whiny screamo shit

>>71186534
name 5 good country artists

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>>71186526

>You should listen to what's playing, not what you want to listen to

>>71186543
>pinegrove
>wilco
>robbie basho
>john denver
>johnny cash

>>71186574
>wilco
>country
huh

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>>71186526
Alright albumcuck. I just don't like wasting unnecessary time listening to a bunch of 6/10s and 7/10s to get to the 9s and 10s I want to listen to. Clearly you do though so IDK

>>71183088
Frank Zappa and Robert Fripp didn't want their band mates doing drugs. Also Pink Floyd was mostly drug free.

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>>71183830
>show a song to a friend
>he immediately skips it all over the place to see what it sounds like

>>71186617
you know that Americana is a genre of Country right

>>71186618
Stop listening to crap, then.
>cuck
Fuck off to /denial/

>>71180937
This hurt me.

>>71186187
I've made some friends through the music I'm into and they're pretty rad. I can safely say I've never once been annoyed by them.

"Music is art"

>>71186669
wilco are shitty dad rock indie though

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>>71186218
>paying for an album

>>71186676
>If you don't waste your time always listening to full albums after the first time you listen to crap

Underage logic everyone. Or manchild logic, who knows.

>>71186041
Sinatra maybe

But Hendrix? Best and most acclaimed guitarist ever, hardly pretentious to like him

>>71186505
hick hop

>>71186574
Towns Van Zandt

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>>71186734

>Claiming to be a fan of an artist but never buying their work
>STILL hiding behind the "muh record labels" excuse even though no buying an artist's released just fucks them

>>71186574
Literally everyone likes johnny cash, that's cheating

>>71186753
>rating tracks individually
>pretending to be able to discern their quality by small margins with absolutely no basis whatsoever
>who knows
Clearly not you. Keep dwelling in your narrow-mindedness.

>>71185422
Someone said this during the guitar solo in The Great Curve

>>71186574
Sturgill Simpson

>>71183116
>y'all
>Lol

did you get lost on your way to black tumblr

>>71185897
t. straightedge loser lmao

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>>71186967
>pretending to be to discern their quality by small margins

I don't know what basis you have for comparatively judging albums (unless you think everything in art is somehow incommensurable, in which case I don't know what the hell you're doing on /mu/ or any board that has opinions on things), let alone anything that can be compared if individual songs are somehow off the table. You're demarcating them with absolutely no basis whatsoever. You judge the quality of individual songs the same way you compare the quality of anything with anything. By comparing the attributes, merits, and flaws of each and making an educated judgment.

I swear, go back to some board like /r9k/ or /v/ with your dumb unprovoked spergouts

>>71186659
Jesus fuck

>>71185897
How do you know that if you've never been high?

Anyway >>>/v/

>>71183604
"lol I'm such a hipster"
"aesthetic"

>>71186574
>Johnny Cash
>country
boy howdy!

>>71186881
This. It's especially bullshit when people pull out the "muh record labels" excuse when they try to justify pirating King Crimson albums, since DGM (King Crimson's record label) is extremely ethical (owned by Fripp, independent, mission statement is literally to be a model of ethical business in a corrupt as fuck industry).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discipline_Global_Mobile
I know I sound like a shill, but fuck it, I just admire Fripp so goddamn much. He's my personal hero and I hate it when people try to justify pirating his work like that.

>>71186712
music is the LOWEST form of art

works every time

>>71186881
>>71188841
I don't pay for every piece of music I own, but my philosophy is the more artists I can support, the better.

Piracy isn't an all or nothing thing. Its better to buy one album from a band and pirate the rest than it is to pirate their whole catalog. And you can always buy other merch or see them in concert.

>>71188841
how's this for justification you fucking sperg

culture should not be rationed by the ability to pay

>hears any genre of music with any type of harsh vocals
"i hate screamo"

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>put on some deaf grapes
>"anon, this dubstep sucks"

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>puts on merzbow
>"this is just noise"
WHAT THE FUCK

>>71189551
is that jontron?

>weeb friend wants to listen to weeb music
>put this on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF4QszdBvl0
>horrified look

>>71185779
i thought durian tasted pretty good but smelled terrible

this isnt something normies say more like a pet peeve of mine, but i hate when people dont tell you the name of a song. Like deliberately say no.

>>71189159

Music isn't a right, fuckwit.

>>71189746
can you give an example conversation?

>>71186881
I don't make excuses, I've just accepted the hedonist lifestyle

>so what kind of music do you like?

HOW DO YOU RESPOND, ANON?

>>71185523
im glad they put that song in the movie it opened me up to them

>>71189803
Lots of obscure shit.

>>71189803
70's Rock and Jazz. Sometimes punk I guess.

>>71189803

>I enjoy metal, jazz and electronic music. No, not the "sikk dropz bro just let me take 18 ecstasy pills to enjoy this" stuff.

>>71185885
you dont like chet baker?

>>71189803
Spooky music, that you probably won't like

>>71185523
same tho

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>when does he start singing?

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>>71180228
>you only listen to that music because it's weird

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>Put on Daydreaming by Radiohead
>Lol, anon, this isn't even music

>ITS SO NOISY ANON TURN IT DOWN


>>71180228
metal is trash anyways amiright boys hahah got em

>>71189803
I show them my music player and then they can browse the artists and bands (I don't like dropping genres because people who aren't too much into music tend to have a very unclear idea about even common genres: case in point, a guy asked me once what's 'metal')
Then they see the ones they already know and we talk about those, it works like a charm. If they are interested I show them similar things that aren't as obvious, because everybody always knows the same bands (U2, Metallica, The Cure, etc.)

>>71188780
can someone explain why people always say go back to /v/ when they say something absolutely stupid or have no common sense

>>71189803
I always say I listen to everything. Why does everyone on this board hate that response?

>>71189803
I like rock, pop, funk, jazz, and some avant-garde composers.

>>71190000

Because it's usually a lie you quads getting faggot

>>71189803
I usually say "eh just random hipster stuff" then change the topic

>>71190000
Because it's a meaningless answer and probably untrue. Waste of quads.

>i like metal but not with the screeching vocals where you can't understand the words

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>>71183604
>"I only listen to underground stuff"
>Mu-core / pitchfork core / fantanto core

>>71189757
sure, im subscribed to someone guy on youtube who makes amv's he has lower than 1000 subscribers so not too popular and he put in a song that i and many others never heard. Some people were asking for the song name, and he just straight up told us no. Like we wanted to know why and he said i dont want it to get popular you dont have good taste in music that why you dont know it. I unsubscribed because that pissed me off.

>>71190000
Because you actually don't

>>71187300
just... leave faggot
no one identifies "lol" or "ya'll" with tumblr u dumbass

>>71190034

Metal fan here, screeched illegible vocals are poseur falsie tier. The normies are right, it's shitty edgecore crap.

>>71189970
Start a thread about playing video games while high and see what responses you get. Then you'll see why I linked that board in this particular case.

>>71189970

/v/ is my original home board and I never go there anymore. It's genuinely one of the worst on 4chan

>>71190092
That leaves you with what, 4-5 bands to listen to?

>>71190071
I do, faggot.

Stop defending your brain dead means of expression.

>>71190124
Found the normie.

>>71190058
>>71190019
>>71190009
I don't listen to every piece of music, but I don't have bias against any genres and enjoy stuff from everything. You don't have to always be a smartass, obviously no one who says that means literally everything

>>71190124

It's true that it does wipe out a lot, but it's the band's own fault for having such a shit taste and actually, un-ironically going for that vocal style.

There's tons of bands where you can actually understand the vocals.

>>71190175

The point is when people say it you can usually name a genre immediately that they don't listen to, and as a statement it also tells you nothing about their preferences which makes it an unhelpful answer.

>>71190056
if he didn't wants to give it exposure, why would he post it? and if he liked it, why wouldn't he want it getting exposure?

>>71189572
Yes

>>71190056
What do you really expect from the kind of people who are autistic enough to make AMV's? Was it at least a good song and not some nightcore shit?

>>71190041
as far as normies are concerned that is underground stuff

>>71190161
So I'm a normie because I prefer non-clean vocals in metal, while other anon says clean vocals are the normie choice.

>>71190180
It just seems pointless. Most of the time the lyrics aren't english anyway. Also don't pretend that your clean vocal metal bands don't have shitty edgy lyrics too, come on.

>>71190238

the vocals being illegible isn't even necessarily about lyric appreciation, it just sounds fucking stupid.

Provided that the lyrics aren't too stupid or over the top then being able to understand them is definitely better than not being able to.

>>71190000
I made a genre, it's called Assholefart-core. It seems that you listen to that too?

>>71190137
>splerging about a colloquialism

Just because you do it doesn't make you any less fucking stupid.

>>71190238

Vocals don't have to be clean sung to be legible.

>>71189159
>everything should be free for me, how dare artists want compensation for their work instead of pouring hours of their blood, sweat, and tears into a project for zero gain >:(
Newsflash, we live in a capitalist society. Until a revolution comes and does away with the concept of money, people work for a living.

>>71190175
Being open minded and knowledgeable about music should lead into realizing "I listen to everything" is such a useless and uninteresting thing to say. If you actually are interested in hearing new sounds, give an actual answer, not a vague and false answer.

>>71190215
i eventually found the songs there were two in the AMV, might not be everyones cup of tea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5g6Rga5ot4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxh4iY-Bhrc
>>71190213
honestly not sure why

>AnCo come on
>Anon you're so weird!

every damn time

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>>71189803
A conversation from yesterday:
> Well, what kind of music do you like?
> Uh, well, some rock, some pop, some jazz, this and that, electronic music...
> Oh, so you like electronic music? I love it!
> Yeah, I like it
> Like Avicci?
> Not really, I don't like him
> But that's electronic music
> Yeah, but I don't like all electronic music
> Oh, so what artists of electronic music do you like?
> Well, Vangelis, The Prodigy, Jon Hopkins, Kraftwerk, Portishead...
> Must be really obscure, never listened to them before.
> [>Obscure, this guy is an idiot] Really? Do you wanna listen to some?
> Sure!
> *plays Kraftwerk's Trans Europa Express*
> What the fuck dude, that's not electronic music
> How?
> I don't know, it just doesn't sound like electronic music, and desu this thing sounds really bad, sorry.

>mfw

>>71190238
You're a normie because there's plenty of metal bands/genres that don't have screeched illegible vocals.

>>71190289
thank you for that, i had no idea holy shit

>>71190210
Well yeah, if you get super specific about obscure subsubgenres, but I could tell you albums I enjoy from any main genre or widely known subgenres

>>71190318
"what music do you like" is a worthless question that deserves a worthless answer

"what bands/artists do you like" is ten thousand times more specific and interesting and implicitly answers the above question anyway

>Person goes on about how they're such a big music buff
>Ask them who their favourite artists are
>Oh you know, Queen, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, the list goes on.
>Eh, whatever. Could be worse. Whats your favourite Beatles album?
>Oh, I don't listen to albums. But my favourite songs from them are-

>>71190318
I agree with you, but in most situations where people would ask what music I listen to, I find it best to use a vague response like "a little bit of everything" instead of listing a bunch of adjectives or subgenres

>>71190280
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. Sorry.

Reddit is thatta way man.

>>71190374
Came here to post things normies have said to me, but it turns out I'm the normie. Is this the power of /mu/?

>>71190373
"that's not electronic music"
What did he mean by this?

>>71190497
i think he meant that its not electronic music

>>71180228
Way back in the day this guy at school told me he literally couldn't tell the difference between dubstep music or house music. I tried to explain and he just said to me 'All dance music sounds the same to me."

>>71190431
why do these people always say "the list goes on"

>>71180461
>Symphony No. 5, Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, The Four Seasons, 1812 Overture, Carmina Burana, the list goes one.
Those are all classic. I suppose I'm not allowed to like Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 or Carmen either.

>>71190506
yes but it was

>>71190449
I'm not even the original poster you replied to. Getting pissed about someone using y'all is just fucking stupid.

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>>71190321
Jesus. Being a snob isn't a good thing no matter what but to be snobbish about THAT?

animefags are the worst kinds of people I swear

>>71190514
In all reality it probably doesn't. They just pretend it does to sound intricate.

>>71190529
>>71190497
The guy I was talking to was that fucking stupid. That. Fucking. Stupid.
I still can't believe it.

>>71190510
even normies categorize dubstep by "WUB WUB WUB", which isn't a sound you get in house music

>>71190056
i hate when people do this, like this video i have been trying to find the song forever.
https://youtu.be/zk2bFdW73mM
the uploader said they made the music but i don't really believe that to be honest

>>71190522
you're allowed to like whatever u want fammie

>>71190565
I'm still trying to figure out what his definition of electronic music is.

>>71190609
obviously edm

>>71190533
yeah as someone who still watches it mostly the classics or action (i got over the ecchi stuff after puberty). The fanbase for it is kinda cancer. I go to the conventions with my friends still because why not, but some of the people i meet are the most uptight and obnoxious people ive met.

>>71190609
I guess this is what he thinks electronic music is:>>71190644
If it isn't not that, I have no idea.

>>71190644
SICK
DROPS
DUDE

>>71190609
>holy shit anon can you feel that FAT BASS
>s-s-s-sick drop dude!
>god damn bro those vocals!!

>>71183388
Macintosh plus sucks

Americans ruined dubstep

>>71185523
isn't that where Vine stuff came from?

>>71185405
>Zappa
>Hack
Here's a first (You).

>>71189803
>80s shite, it's good
It usually gets a laugh and sometimes intrigues people enough to ask which artists.

>>71190000
It tells me nothing

>how can it be considered music if there are no lyrics?
father asked me this once

>>71189803
IDM and Noise Rock

>>71181046
Pumped Up Kicks

>>71181480
neck yourself.

>>71191435
Why not? He was the original fedora, a charlatan whose whole schtick was getting a rise out of people. I'd be willing to overlook that if his music was good otherwise and didn't involve all that, but that's literally all his music is and it is shit.
That said, I do enjoy Jazz from Hell and Hot Rats, if only because they're entirely instrumental so I don't have to listen to his inane political ramblings.

>>71191513
If I'm talking to someone who knows a bit more about music than most people I'll get more specific. I'll also get more specific as the conversation progresses. That's the sentence I usually start with and I don't see a problem

>>71181046
Can't feel my face, as if it isn't painfully obvious

>>71189803
90s punk revival

>>71186574
>robbie basho
>country
you probably only heard visions of the country and no other albums by him

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>>71180352
This is generally true however

vast majority of rap is garbage, and virtually all Modern Country Western is garbage

>>71186574
This is nonsense. None of those bands, despite their Folk/Americana/Country influences, would ever be considered what we know as "Country music".

Is FROGGY 105.3 gonna play I Am Trying to Break Your Heart after HOW DO LIKE ME NOW

NOW THAT IM ON MY WAY

YOU STILL IM CRAAZAAY

STANDING HERE TODAY

>>71186574
pinegrove isn't country you fool, it has minor influences

wilco only applies for the first two albums

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"I love The Pixies!"

>The Pixies
>The

>>71191581
Inane political rambling? What? You've never heard of satire, have you? He's just mad and edgy and complains about everything, right? How dare someone put humor in their music, instead of making a thousandth album about being in love? I think that's what offends most people. Even more, why would musicians like George Duke, Vinnie Colaiuta, Terry Bozzio, Adrian Belew, Pierre Boulez have worked with him?

>>71183830
Holy shit this, all the guys I hang out with do this and it just fucking kills me.

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>>71189803
>some 80s and 90s stuff, shoegaze especially
>what is shoe gays??
>uhhh it's a genre with lots of washed out guitars, it's sort of drone-y...my bloody valentine is a popular band
>bullet for my valentine? Aren't they like heavy metal?

>you listen to emo, anon? I used to like my chemical romance too

>>71189803
I mainly listen to 70s and 80s rock, shoegaze, slow core, and dream pop, but ill give anything a chance

>they proceed to ask what all that shit it
>put on The Radio Dept
>"this is pretty tight anon"

most of my few friends are pretty open minded about music so its never been a problem

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>"this sounds like elevator music"

>>71191761
SHIT someone has told me that before

I think it was Sublime robbin the hood lmao

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>>71191755

>>71191755
Don't just drop shoegaze like that, like 80% of people don't know what it is.

>>71189943
This actually works
I showed my player's artists list to someone and she started giving me recs (wich weren't that bad at all)
Worst case they'll give you a condescending look and a "you seem to like lots of stuff anon" or they might fucking hate you, who knows really

>>71189803
I've taken to telling people that I don't really like music that much. Although I'm afraid I'll tell someone this and then they'll overhear me talking to someone else about music and be offended.

"Bowie died of cancer in january 2016."

>That's not real music
>metal and punk sucks
>I like everything except country and rap
>I'm soooo emo XD
>The Beatles are lame
>Kaye West is GOAT
>haha, rapgod is the fastest song I know
>if it ends in core or wave or starts with post it sucks
>I'm normally open minded but this sucks
>All avant-garde is bad
>hey, check out this dubstep/vaporwave compilation
>this is so aesthetic
>fuck this screamo shit
>fuck this dupstep shit
>fuck this hipster shit
>this is pretentious
>(X) genre/style is bad
>I don't listen to albums
>I only listen to albums
>My favorite bands are Queen, Nickelback, Coldplay, Imagine Dragons, Twenty One Pilots and Kid Rock
>Who are The Ramones?
>I hate techno
>*listens to music at 2000% volume*
>this album is the best album in (x) genre
>this music sounds old
>oh, you like old music?
>this is weird...
>I love Limp Bizkit and Smash Mouth.
>(x) band is a meme
>I've never heard punk before

>>71192324
There's something wrong in here

>>71192345
Which one?

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What is the deal with white people and their love for Tech9, Hopsin, and Eminem? I have no issue with these artists personally, but every fucking time I hang out with my white friends and listen to hip hop they always seem so attached to these guys. Can someone give some insight or theory on this because its almost stereotypical at this point.

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>>71180254
>"Yeah I love jazz!"
>only listens to Albert Ayler

>>71192374
2smart4u

>>71187029
my nigga

>>71189803
I usually link them to whatever I've been listening to lately

>>71192374
All 3 are a way to feed their superiority complex to rap fans and "black culture" without explicitly saying it. They all act as a sort of affirmative action for those who still want to be superior to "black culture" instead of trying to co-opt it or virtue signal their open-minded poptimism like nu-males. This particular breed of white person, the fedora-tipping, positivist, /r/atheism user whose world view, in the subject's attempt to be "euphoric," ends up completely lacking in any kind of nuance goes whatsoever. In his hubris to be "above the masses," he immediately runs to the easiest and least challenging way to do so, that is, a complete tunnel vision into one particular aspect of music while completely ignoring how the holistic product coalesces. For Eminem and Hopsin, this is the lyrics. For TechN9ne, this is his technicality and speed. All have obvious flaws, such as the myriad of hackneyed cliches and lackluster instrumentation. But regardless, this particular white person does not care. He wants to be intelligent. He wants to be deep. He wants to project his superiority anyway he can. If only someone could tell him how typical he's becoming in the process.

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>>71192645
I would agree with the superiority complex route because it has crossed my mind plenty of times but not so much the racial superiority idea. Though I will say that I feel that when it comes to Hopsin, Eminem, and Tech9 they do borrow from "white culture" for a lack of better wording, just small things like unnecessary horror elements, physical gimmicks like costumes, and themes that don't usually roll with traditional rap.

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>i like deep lyrical rap
>favorite song is changes by 2pac

>>71192775
tupac is the ultimate pleb alert

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People who recite the opening of Beethoven's 5th, not knowing that in even the first movement the climax is much better than the opening, and the 4th movement may just outright be better.

Whenever someone sings Lion Sleeps Tonight I feel like punching them. If you don't know the words, if you don't know the notes, if you CAN'T SING the notes, THEN DON'T SING THE SONG.

>>71183727
false

>>71192364
>Kanye West is GOAT
he's a contender for sure

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>>71189803
"vaporwave, dungeon synth, and harsh noise"

the reactions are priceless everytime.

>>71192645
I agree with you, but I think you reached a new record level of buzzword density.

>>71180228
all those are legitimate except down with the sickness one

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>caring about any of this shit

>>71190311
:3 working on it. www.capeditiea.zenseiderz.org

>>71181750
They do, same goes for classical. And they all listen to vivaldi.

>>71193814
...i still have yet to figure out vaporwave. grant me a few artists.
now for my experience :3
> i can't hear what you are saying.
> there is too much static
> there is too much bass
> what the fuck is this
> changes to some other station
> throws mp3 player out the car window
> ejects cd and breaks it.

wait those last two don't normally happen...

> who is this?
> is this your music?
> o they are speaking japanese, (actually finnish) you don't know japanese
> this has kinda a jungle beat yo, (taigo synth and dnb bass drum synth combo... seriously)

> do you sing in this, (just as a ten minute song is about eight minutes in)
> this is Satan's music.
> i like that one song with (insert some vague explanation.)


> holy shit, you have done 61 albums. that is a lot.

> you are not a goddess of art and musick creativity.

:O shit i gave my self away...

>>71191703
The group is called Pixies, but speaking in conversation "the Pixies" would make the more sense in English, the "the" doesn't have to be capitalised

>>71194566
yeah saying the pixies rolls off the tongue a lot easier in casual convo

>>71189803
"Music"

>>71191760
Clinging to a scheme is such a solid allround any situation album.

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>song on youtube
>comments
>"omg set to 0.5 speed SOO GOOD :D"

>>71194966
kinda related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF6nVVA3xj8

>>71185422
>>71187020
They were doing a lot of coke around that time.

>>71183088
I think the prog-scene was far more drug-free than most other music scenes from around then. As it's all about technical skill, you can hardly be under influence of too much.

>dude wtf were they smoking lmao

>>71180228
no one in real life actually says this no one actually gives a fuck that you listen to compensation: the genre

>>71195495
depends how good you are

hendrix used to play on fucking lsd

>>71180228
Us metalheads, amirite reddit? amirite?

>>71190041
>"I only listen to underground stuff"
>Les Rallizes Denudes

>>71189803
Post-punk, some raps, sung poetry, hipster shit in general

>>71189803
>Some really weird shit
If they want me to go further I'll throw on some Three-Legged Race or something in a similar vein.

>>71189803
I like a lot of music, but my favourite kind is punk.

>>71189557
kek

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>be me at friend's party
>she sits by my side
>"hey what's going on"
>"Nothing just don't feel like dancing to this"
>she argues she also doesn't like
>Goes upstairs to her bedroom so she can show me some collection of her alternative dance albums
>getting laid.jpg
>gets to her bedroom
>she undresses
>puts to play the xx
>*unzips dick*
>hit dick in her face
>"That's for having such a shit taste"
>Leaves party
>go away
>gets home
>remembers she works in the same office as me
>mfw

>>71186619
>Pink Floyd was mostly drug free
pretty sure they stopped using drugs completely after what happened to Syd

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>>71194433
what the fuck is happening here

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>>71189803
I usually say experimental music because I don't wanna namedrop a bunch of stuff they don't know about.

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>>71194433
what the fuck is happening here

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>>71194433
what in the fuck
checked

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>>71194433
has anyone really even been far to use even as decided do look more like?

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>>71196625
>has anyone really even been far to use even as decided do look more like?

>>71189677
You are correct.

>>71189803
Lots of different stuff, but mostly post-metal and post-hardcore.

>>71186543
Kris Kristofferson

>>71186117
You sound like you're the life of the party.

>>71196625
youve got to be kidding me

>>71196928
>>71197060
How are you this new.

>>71189803
""""""alternative rock"""""""

Pretty good catch all that can cover grunge, shoegaze, post rock, art rock, metal, Radiohead, Swans, Talking Heads etc etc.

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>oh yeah i love metal!
>listens only metallica

"Where do you find this?"

>>71190071
I do as well

>>71187341
t. druggaddledsocietalleech

>>71191712
Watching some anti Zappa faggot who has no criticisms other than "he's proto fedora/lolsorandum/other meme" get btfo is the second most satisfying thing on this planet. Thanks anon.

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>ugh this music is so depressing

>>71185311
>tfw ocean man will never take me to the land that he understands.

>>71189803
Mostly dad rock stuff. Prog, art rock, that kind of thing.

>turn on album around normie
>normie smiles and says he likes it and listens to the song
>put on album around music buff
>music buff uses a bunch of annoying art words to describe song

>>71189557
but it is you degenerate

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>>71186659
Yeah, and I'm apparently the pretentious asshole for asking "Do you really think that was how the artist intended the song to be played?"

>>71180358
Vaporwave in general does

>>71189803
oh you know, everything but country and rap

>>71183337
cringe

>>71189803
the kind that sounds good or interesting to me

>>71189803
Crappy music mostly.

>>71194966
To Be Kind tracks are littered with those comments

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>>71190000
Because 90% of people who say it thinks that they actually listens to everything since they never explored anything outside the mainstream...

>>71189803
70's rock, power metal, classical, 90's rap, psychedelic rock, heavy metal. Maybe more.

>>71180228
nobody cares screamo idiot

>>71190071
>>>/black-tumbler/

>>71191139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDqnFOSgOo

is this dubstep?

>>71196361
They smoked pot and drank but that's all I know

>>71190449
>thatta way

N I G G E R T W I T T E R

>>71192324
>>oh, you like old music?
Fucking kills me... I played I song from before 2010 god dammit

>>71183116
Nah, just say a genre you like or a few bands you're into recently or some shit.

>>71184249
No one ever said that.
"Noisy stuff"... Get the fuck out of here

>>71190514
>>71190546
It's a meme you fucking newfags

>>71190000
Because people are smartasses who are completely incapable of understanding context and hyperbole.

>>71181750
Yeah, I do it

>>71189803
Thanksfully, music is not a common conversational topic in my social circles anymore. It's all kids and work now. And everybody listens to classical anyways.

>>71198616
>It's all kids and work now.
blech

my friend always feels the need to tell me about his brother's shitty kid and i just. don't. care.

it's not even your kid shut up.

>>71190531
>Getting pissed about someone using y'all is just fucking stupid.
lol is the retarded one

y'all is just fine

>>71198365
""x" is thatta way man" is from the simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNcM1Lcq5i0

>>71198652
Having two kids myself, it's often reassuring to hear that other kids are just as annoying as yours and you didn't just fuck them up at an earlier stage.

>>71185779
/ck/ is generally willing to sample anything, but it's not as if they eat any food any time.

There are English breakfast aficionados, other will have a slice of toast, or a croissant and a cafe au lait, then there are the guys eating miso soup with seaweed and a pat of steamed rice, etc. I use breakfast as an example because people rarely mix things up so early in the morning. People have staples in food and in music.

>>71191703
that's a pretentious thing to be bothered by.

>you must not listen to them because you don't know their real name

>>71195495
Absolutely! I remember an interview with Genesis where they said that they were bothered by people saying that their music was made for taking drugs to, because it was so technical that they HAD to be sober to pull it off.

>>71180228

>people who still cringe at the old stuff they listen to
>because they equate it to how cringy they were

I still listen to Korn and I was never an edgy faggot.

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>>71183088
Why take the bait?

>>71186659
>>71183830
They don't like your music

>>71190514
Shallowness, lack of in-depth knowledge, absence of care or attention, not knowing, vacuity, vapidity, being full of hot air, the list goes on.

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>>71191581
>Inane political rambling
found
the
cuck

>>71186881
I hate that guy. I've never seen an actor that unfunny and irritating

>>71197739
This.
I presented I Talk to the Wind to some normies, they actually enjoyed it. They even said it was "like the Beatles."
If I put on I Talk to the Wind to some /mu/tant autist, they'd spend an hour dissecting it.

>>71191712
>>71197355
>it's just a le joke xD
No, Zappa actually believed the stupid shit he said. "Just a joke" doesn't apply to him.
He was also a politically-illiterate retard.

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>Be me, mid-20s, student assistant at my university
>Be at office christmas party
>One of the professors put together a playlist for the party
>Boston, Journey, bunch of other 70s and 80s stuff
>Later, after party, walking home with female co-worker, my age
>ask her how she liked the party
>Her: "Oh, it was nice, but the music was weird..."
>Me: "How so?"
>Her: "Well, I've never heard music like that before. They don't play it on the radio."
>Me: "Uh, yeah... I guess not..."
>Her, in utter dumbfoundedness: "Yeah, so, how did the professor find out about it???"
>mfw

>>71199548
Except ad hominem attacks, what else do you got? He fought against the PMRC and censorship:
https://youtu.be/VTdTvK_d9lQ
Should he have just played glam metal like any normal person would instead of fighting censorship? Wouldn't you say that's a good cause? And what about his instrumental music? Was it all a joke too? I guess Pierre Boulez must have missed it.

>>71190056
Ever heard of Shazam app?

>>71198421
No I know a bunch of ppl who say it irl

>>71199548
Ok, so he was a libertarian and that gets your panties in a twist. What does that have to do with his skills as a composer and musician?

>>71191703
Even the Pixies themselves say "the Pixies" in interviews and not solely Pixies.

>>71192775
>i like deep lyrical rap

>>71186117
>people never respect the integrity of the song.
>egregious

wew lad

>>71199830
>>71199991
It's not "off-topic ad hominem" when he puts his political shit at the forefront of his music. It's hard to separate the artist from the art when the artist makes the two inseparable.
Sure, I appreciate that he fought censorship and all, but nearly everything else about him is rather reprehensible.

>gross

>>71194966
holy cow this shit makes me so mad