/gg/ guitar general
Future tech edition
First for skullz
How /gg/ thinks they look
this is going to be the skeleton thread
OFFSET IS BEST SET
>>71163912
How /gg/ actually looks
>>71163916
> inb4 furweebs avatarfag dog pics
>buying and amp just for its clean channel
Just play acoustic faggots
>>71163916
Im cool with it
>>71163866
Can you guys rate my playing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT0P1pMJ8d8
>>71163976
>what is an effects loop
>what is needing the cleanest sound possible for said effects
>>71163893
>>71163916
>>71163982
2spooky4me
>>71163976
Christ, people actually do this? Do they seriously not realize the measure of a good amp is its high gain channel?
>>71163994
>wahh I can't have my fifteen delay and reverb pedals hooked up to play jangly shoe gaze on an acoustic
kys
>>71163994
>what is
Shoegaze fuckery
I'll take hipster shit for $1000 Alex
>>71163994
>muh shogaise
>>71164036
More like POOgaze amiright?
The love of my life at current.
>look up shoegaze
>its distinct "tone" is achieved by plugging into the clean channel only to make your guitar sound incredibly shitty by having several dozen pedals on at once
For what fucking purpose
I unironically want this
>>71164118
Shoegaze with lots of noise and no vocals is nice.
>>71164118
to hide my terrible playing...
>>71164117
>shitty ibanez
>shitty floyd rose
>shitty stock pickups
trim your fucking string ends
>>71163912
I don't think I'm a manlet
>>71164172
>d'addario
vomit
Do you have a YouTube channel, /gg/?
Post your shit and judge others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ43pmVtNyE
>>71164281
what the fuck are you even doing
>>71164323
Being a whore for views? I'm fucking desperate, man.
>>71164117
wow sorry about that bro
>>71164281
>painted nails
>A7X guitars
>>71164281
>a7x
>yugioh
>painted nails
it gets worse every time you post dude
>>71164438
I know. I enjoy all the shit people give me for that but at the same time I want people to click that because 60 views per video on a 5K subscriber channel is fucking pathetic.
>>71164438
Yugioh was the least of his problems.
>>71164469
no seas pendejo
Is jaguar a patrician guitar?
yes.
Robb Chapmen is the shitest guitar channel
>>71164487
WE TACO NOW
ANDALE
>>71164557
What did he do this time?
>>71164557
Chapman is a reprehensible talentless charisma vacuum who uses every spare second to promote his worthless band and his sweatshop-produced guitars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GtbBmNEEWg
GG's opinion on Rabea Massad? Personally I think his playing style is amazing.
what kind of guitar would I have to buy to be cool around here?
>>71164724
>around here
who gives a fuck
>>71164704
no worthwhile music has every been played on a MIDI guitar
see also: extended range guitars
>>71164724
>cool
>/gg/
Kek
>>71164724
PRS Private Stock
>make me an offer I know what it's wort ;))))))))
how about u go FUCMK< URSELF
What's a Tune-o-matic bridge? And a Stopbar tailpiece? What's the difference to the other's?
>>71164724
see >>71164728
if anything be anti-cool and just buy a shit guitar from a pawn shop and make use of it
>>71164724
>cool
>around here
well...
>>71164550
I love sugizos guitars
>>71164783
>if anything be anti-cool
Didn't work out so well for >>71164281
>>71164172
>shitty ibanez
I see of no reason ibaniez is shitty beyond your opinion
>shitty floyd rose
it's just a little fiddly changing strings, but it's great fun to play with
>shitty stock pickups
I don't think they're shitty but I suppose they could be changed out for some others, any you'd recommend?
>>71164773
>how do i google
>i am not good at internet
>>71164823
not the guy you're talking to but Ibanez is one shitty guitar manufacturer, just saying
>>71164724
>>71164823
You realise /gg/ is going to shit on you no matter what you post?
Post guilty pleasures.
>>71164839
I googled but i remained the same, i'm interested in 2 guitar, one says that it has Tune-o-matic bridge and Stopbar tailpiece, the other doesn't say anything related, they're around the same price tag...
How are Squire Affinity teles? There's one for sale nearby for $100
>>71164550
step away visual kei faggots
superior japanese guitarist and superior Fender model coming through
>>71164916
they are absolutely the worst guitars imaginable, other than Ibanez
>>71164917
hisako is alright, but sugizo is a legend. and ROLLY is a really good guitarist but hes a giant gaylord too
>>71164916
They're fine for $100 new.
>>71164875
Vs are comfortable to play while sitting down and I really like the upper fret access
>>71164739
>hasn't listened to holdsworth
top kek
>>71164965
>White headstock
My nigga
>>71164952
there can only be one true japanese guitar God
>>71164952
Hotei is amazing too
He kind of reminds me of a Japanese jerry cantrell, his phrasing is always perfect
>Buy Jaguar bass
>Sounds great, lots of variety in sound
>Just get a Jazz bass they said, too many wires
>whatever
>Jag just started generating a very noticeable crackling noise at all times.
And the regret sets in. Hopefully it's the input jack or something a can of air and some contact cleaner can fix.
>>71164281
Jesus Christ, Oscar.
Your playing is actually pretty good though. Just quit being such a fag
>>71164117
The jack and the switch are the reason i don't have one
>>71164875
>>71164960
>Trisomycaster
>>71165031
Those pants are straight out of Kingdom Hearts
>>71165050
>guitars made to look like guns
no one over the age of 12 is impressed by this
>>71165039
I'm here for the ruckus nigga
>>71165031
Is that gril?
>>71164875
Memes aside is the "Iron Label" series from ibanez any good. They have a few seven strings in the under a thousand that I was looking at. I planned on getting an RG752 Prestige series but these are a few hundred cheaper.
What's the most degenerate guitar you can think of?
>>71165101
Cross that thing with the RG input and switch, it probably be the nicest looking superstrat available...
>>71165096
What if the magazine could act like a swappable preamp when it's loaded?
It'd be pretty bad ass if you reloaded your guitar and then suddenly you're blasting doom.
>>71165152
Most fender offset players are neets, so that
>>71165179
>tfw friend plays Kurt Cobain Jaguar
>tfw he's a NEET
>>71165152
there's this bass guitar in my local store shaped like an axe, as in the kind you use to chop down trees, but massive.
>>71164875
>>71165204
You mean the Gene Simmons bass?
>>71165152
L@@K rare Fender Squire Affinity Stratocaster in RARE COLOR with upgraded Ironstone pickups, strap and new strings, plays and sounds better than any US Fender I've played
>>71165152
WE WUZ GUITAR
>>71165152
BC Rich
2br00tal4me
>>71165232
just fucking look at that shite
>>71165233
you forgot the Fender Custom Shop decals on headstock
>>71165293
>STOP HAVING FUN WITH MUSIC
>>71165293
Honestly, it was perfect for the show they used to put on.
Paul Stanley had and iceman covered in broken mirrors
>>71165350
Schecter and BC Rich also do this
>>71164926
Shit. Thanks.
get woke niggaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqdVQ9VdoAg
>>71165096
if it doesnt shoot I dont want it
>>71165465
all i can think of every time i see that is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8
>>71165096
>tfw you really want a dual rectifier but you pretty much only do bedroom playing and would also be "that guy" if you want to play with friends.
They sound amazing but also expensive. I could just get a micro dark and a tube screamer for like 1/5 the price but then it's not a dual rectifier.
>>71165786
>what is an audio interface
>>71165893
toobs, tho
>>71165786
Why not get the mini rectifier or a 6505mh?
http://www.mesaboogie.com/amplifiers/electric/rectifier-series/mini-rectifier-twenty-five/index.html
>>71165893
If you're implying amp sims, they don't even come close to the sound of a real toob. If you're implying just buy the head and DI it that also doesn't sound as good as running it through a 12" cab.
>>71165931
I can get a dual rectifier for barely more money and I might as well get the 100w deafen people halfway down the block half stack.
>>71165918
>>71166091
still better than a shitty practice amp by far
>>71166119
And halfway decent amp sim software is around the cost of a micro dark and a tube screamer which is going to sound way better.
>>71165760
>what's a trigger control?
>tfw can't even play power chords well
>>71166358
It's okay! Just keep practicing and you'll get it down sooner or later.
>>71166332
How you gonna look real without your finger on the trigger?
>>71164550
its a shortscale, looks cool though with all the chrome
is there any noise more beautiful than a natural harmonic on a guitar through a reverb pedal
>>71166358
Are you talking about yourself or are you making fun of /gg/
>>71166819
A classical guitar in a naturally reverberating cathedral
>>71166886
Go to sleep Roman
>>71166968
Roamz hasnt been here in days brother. Just people like you keeping his name alive
I'm altering the deal.
>>71167185
I want this
>>71165035
cancer af
Anyone ever had their guitar refinished? I can strip it and sand it, just afraid to botch the paint job so I want to take it somewhere
>>71167507
just spray paint it with cans
>>71167507
i repainted a epiphone les paul and mixed a little of my blood into the paint.
sold it on craigslist, i like to think i can control what he plays
>>71167507
you get better tone without paint anyways
should I buy a dulcimer?
>>71167669
yeah
>>71167516
Nah bruv, I don't have confidence in my ability to do a good job and I really like this guitar. I was thinking of doing a lacquer anyway. I am practicing on an old electric I don't give a shit about with cans so we'lol see how that goes.
Where could I take it to get it done if its already sanded and how much do you reckon it would cost?
>>71164960
fetalalcoholcastr
>>71167507
Proper ppe
Chemical stripper
Sand
Get cheap harbor freight spray gun, compressor, oil water separator, paint gun filters, and nitrile gloves
Never touch guitar with bare fingers or you might see prints after finish cures(trust me)
Either paint or dye guitar
Let dry
Light sand if necessary
Apply top coat/varnish that is compatible with paint/dye
Thin coats, very thin, only way to prevent runs and lap lines
Apply several coats, 13 isnt uncommon if youre rubbing it out, youll lose some
If you chose lacquer(why wouldnt you?) Then wait up to a month for it to cure(you'll know when the guitar doesnt smell like solvents)
Wet sand from 1000 to 2000 grit, lightly.
Use a buffing wheel and compound to rub out to a mirror finish.
That would be the traditional way. You can always just sand and use a rattle can. Just remember, solvents are fucking dangerous, acids are dangerous, and lacquer fumes can give you neurological damage. Just be smart.
>>71167788
>Just be smart
>/gg/
hes doomed
>>71167813
Kek
>>71167765
That was me. It's easy. I've been working with wood for over a decade, i've done a lot of finishing. You can easily just get some construction lumber, like 2x12, cut it to guitar sized blocks, and go to town practicing. It's fun. I recommend a good half mask respirator. You can get a nice 3m one for about $20.
>>71167561
nice
Well this is the only general about string insturments so I'm just going to ask this here since there are a lot of guitar players that play the viola as well.
How do the D'Addaros Pro Arte Viola strings compare to their Helicore Viola strings?
>>71167765
I love a shitty beat up finish anyway, I play much better on a fucked up guitar than one thats all shiny and perfect fuck that
>>71167941
Wow, even with a pristine finish itd still be ugly af
>>71167975
just an example
i like guitars with terrible beat up worn neglected finishes
>>71167935
This is the anime girl and doggo general.
>>71168002
This desu.
>>71168048
Im dying
>>71167935
Friendly reminder: the kiddies who post in /gg/ threads have nearly ***zero*** experience concerning guitar. Playing, repair, new player recommendations, etc. The average age in these threads is around early 20s: green as shit grass.
If you have an actual question this is probably one of the most uninformed & least knowledgeable places you could ever expect a proper answer to come from.
Be weary of any advice given here as it's amateur & perfunctory at best.
Have a nice day.
>>71167788
Thanks man, just saved all that. Estimated cost of all materials?
>mfw spanish guitar with nylon strings is the superior patrician option
>mfw i kek at your garbage skills at your shitty electronic guitars while i play classical stuff
>>71168145
thnx senpai. i was about to ask a question and you saved me the effort.
>>71168145
wow thanks man I'll definitely keep that in mind
why would you blatantly samefag like that? lmao embarrassing
>>71168250
>electronic guitars
>>71168250
but does it djent?
>>71168250
>can't even be heard over a standard electric
lol
>>71168145
This. Your best source of information is some 40+ year old man on the harmony central forums or TGP giving you advice while at the same time insulting you in a passive-aggressive manner.
>>71168145
on a scale of 1-10, 10 being extremely lonely, how lonely are you?
What's the best tonewood for percussive knuckle tapping?
>>71168379
Yeah that would actually make sense cause you're always fucking alone
>>71168359
0. Im never alone, i cant get your mom off this dick
is it ok to leave your guitar on the roof for the winter to achieve an aged look and tone? (no snow here, just rain)
>>71168397
boobinga
>got back surgery in December
>can start playing guitar again
>sold my cabinet while I couldn't play guitar
I want to just get a load box
>>71168379
hahahahaha
>>71168403
Lol @ u
Dummy
>>71168379
>ruin the delivery of the line
>delete the post in shame
fucking btfo
>>71168306
>what are microphones and amplifiers
>>71168407
>leave your guitar in the rain
>achieve vintage tone
keke
>>71168433
>>71168454
Can't shitpost without evidence :^)
>>71168497
>>71168513
KEKEKEKEKEKEEK
>>71168513
I can get you fa/gg/ots to do anything by suggesting it. I still win.
post >yfw roman got BTFO
>>71168540
But you still can't get my mom on your dick
>>71168548
I'll post mine too
Roman that was really embarrassing you need to call it a night
>>71165146
Get a second hand RG7621 instead. Much better guitars.
list of fa/gg/ots that ruined /gg/
>shoegayz offset numale hipster fags
>"le brutal xd" meal manbabbys
>irrelevant wankshred wannabe autists
>noob squire poorfags
>dadrawk blooze buttrockers
did I miss anyone?
>>71168635
that is literally the entire /gg/ audience
>>71168635
So everyone needs to play buddy holly on stratocasters?
>>71168601
No I don't. I got an old laptop from the used store so I don't need my mom's password. I'm making up for lost time.
Best bass fuzz pedal with a blend knob? Preferably under $120
>>71168635
forgot blues lawyers
>>71168661
what a wonderful world that would be
>>71168635
forgot roman and his alter egos
>mfw I can get to you but you can't get to me
>>71168635
what about doom LARPing?
j
>>71168743
>damage control
>stop following threads because of roman
>come back 3 months later
Goddammit
jk
>it's literally this ez to trigger roman
wew. i thought he was a master trole?
>>71168841
Who is roman?
Come on guys, we need to reverse bait roman to get him out of these threads. Hes ruining ot for all of us and we need to stop it. Lets band together.
>>71168878
this guy >>71168881
>>71168878
The guy derailing this thread. Aside from the faggots who keep responding to him.
>mention roman
>he goes into an autistic fit
>mfw
2ez4gg
My laptop is about to die guys, it only charges if it sits at angle. I'll be back later.
>>71169056
See >>71168743
>>71169077
>i surrender
gg no re
it's like when the retarded kid goes ape shit and attacks his mom
>i'll be back later
>you can't get to me
>gg's infamous troll
>a grown man acting like a teenager that gets bullied by his mom
>>71169103
>>71169125
>>71169141
>>71169156
all roman btw
Alright retards, are you going to keep shitposting with him or are you just going to ignore him?
Because it's been almost 100 posts since he showed up, and you're still fucking responding.
>tele
>>71169184
>mfw it's this easy to frame roman
kek
KEK
>>71169188
how do you tap loudly close to the nut
or does literally everyone just use a compressor
I have no amp here at the moment and ableton has like a 0.8 second delay through my audio interface i need to fix this somehow
>>71169215
>when someone wastes their money on gibshit
ive never seen anyone get dismantled so badly on this board
totally btfo
>>71169222
git gud
>>71169233
can roman ever show his face again after getting this annihilated?
>>71169188
W-whats wrong with a telecaster?
>>71169222
>how do you tap loudly close to the nut
No idea, ask your mom
Help me out on this, /gg/.
Who the fuck is Roman and why is he getting roasted?
>>71169287
nothing as long as it's a 12 string
>>71169311
We know its you
>>71169311
This. Who the fuck is roman? Is he the guy posting the guy in the red shirt?
>>71168282
If you count pickups and pedals yes they are basically electronic guitars.
>>71169379
>pedals are necessary for their use
Spotter the fender fag
>tfw i've been here so long I can tell the difference between the real roman and the roman imposter
>tube amps
>Pedals
>Gibson guitars
>Fender guitars
>Bass guitars with more than 4 strings
>Erg's
>Stone and/or wood picks
>Expensive cables
>Jazz guitar
>Blues guitar
>Anything "handwired"
>Pointy guitars
>"Finger" style
O I am laffin
>>71169432
It's literally all him stop giving yous you fools.
>>71169188
there has been a lot of anti-tele shilling here lately
please delet this post
>>71169463
i heard he got caught eating some guys nut out his moms hairy cunt.
people called him captain cuck
>>71169401
I'm the classicalfag so unless you're Angus Young you use pedals.
>>71169463
the fact i know the difference seriously makes me want to kill myself
better start offset posting because nobody else has
>>71169432
>roman imposter
Which one? There's at least 2 in here right now. I'm in the same boat as you.
>>71169536
>tele
Vomit
>>71169536
>offset
diiisgusting
>>71169536
>fender
pee-yew
>find attractive bassist to play in your band
>make them run around in their underwear for your videos
neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q8Zvc0t2M4
My patrician practice rig
Hanson Chicagoan P-90 w/ TV Supertron neck
Silvertone 1421 10W 12ax7/el84
>>71169671
just based on the room this reeks of middle class suburbia hell
i can smell the mortgage payments and car lease from here
>>71169699
completely wrong but ok.
You must play metal
>>71169751
>ywn be the token female bassist
Hold me bros...
>>71169751
>>71169776
pretty nice
>>71169776
>>71169785
cheers, just trying to offset the shitposting by dumping pictures of guitars, any and all
zemaitis are pretty bad ass
>>71169822
>sustain - 0
>>71169778
Are you roman?
>>71169822
lots of japs play them because greco makes them now
>>71169863
Why would I be?
I played one of my buddy's recently. it's everything I want in a guitar
>>71169922
foil pups?
what are they like?
>>71169922
>offset department store guitars
It just keeps getting worse
>>71169841
what makes you think that?
>>71169921
Cause you were born him?
/gg/ needs to implement a roman captcha. It's simple really. Instead of pictures you would be presented an essay prompt about currently popular trends in guitar or on universally loved gear. If you respond with meme words such as "toobs", "muh strandberger", or "metal man-baby". Since roman obviously can't stand not to meme anything he will forever be barred from posting here
>>71169998
>barred
like chords
>>71169998
>dadrawkin blooze buttrocker detected
>go to guitar center
>buy a new reverb pedal
>get home
>open box
>no AC adapter
>doesn't take batteries
fucking guitar center
>>71170037
Definetly not the shitty manufacturer's fault
>>71170037
I've never seen anything that runs of the normal 9-18v dc come with a power supply
>>71169940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaspyvscSvg&t=6s
broke up real nice and muddy in the best way. great for fingerstyle
>>71170037
They never come with adapters
>3.40am
>fuck it, time for bed
>check local ads one more time out of habit before going
>see this
thing is, I've got the cash to buy it right now
>>71170099
If you don't buy it right now it won't be there later.
>>71170037
>wah pedal consumes a minimum of three batteries a week
Fuck pedal makers that continuosly use batteries unless you remove the jack
>>71170126
that's why I don't even bother using batteries anymore, it's really annoying
>>71168283
Not that guy, but yes, nylon string guitars can djent if you will it.
https://clyp.it/3tlmt5mp
>>71170209
What is a good nylon string for a metal babby that just wants it to write intro's and interlude type stuff? I don't wanna spend a lot because it would just be for a few parts on an album.
>>71170122
well yeah, that's how sales generally work
>>71170037
dont blame guitar center because you're a dumbfuck
all those stupid pedals are 9 volt powered
>>71170235
Go to a shop and try out a bunch of classicals in your price range and choose the one you like. Just make sure you're getting one with a solid top and not something made from plywood
>>71168743
Ffs dude. You get that job yet? Need to see this shit 24/7 again. I don't get the fix in the few hours...
>>71164281
hahahaha wtf did I just watch
>sustainiac
noticed it senpai, nice
Don't let the plebs h8. was a nice recording and the meme signature guitar sounds great.
>>71164281
nigga what the fuck are you wearing lol
>>71164784
>>71164784
>>71164784
>private reserve tonewood
>aluminum dusted ivory tusk nut
>PRS tonewood tube amplifier
>85/15 handwound ceramic magnet humbuckers with coil tapping
>imac
>Iphoen
did we meme PRS too hard>?
Hiro was a mistake
>>71170633
the archon is a really good amp actually
>>71164281
THE GOAT
>>71164281
you are the nerd down the street, every block has one...
>>71164281
aww why are you deleting comments so quickly?
>>71168404
that'd be the answer I wanted but I'm not a faggot who asks or answers retards
>>71168661
tv white tele's you nigger
>>71169572
it's a duo-sonic a shitty version of the mustang, not a tele...
your mom droppped you on your head while she was shoegazing...
>>71170984
original duo sonic was actually even shorter at 22.5" scale
>>71164281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIoc4gOgMpc
>>71171138
>Chevelle
fuck why does /gg/ have such terrible music taste
>>71164784
Link to youtube channel? I need to hear this piece of shit hug
wow, guitar much?
>>71171278
um back the fuck off??
>>71171278
*rolls eyes*
>>71171278
Guitar? I barely even know her!
>>71171138
>Two humbuckers right next to each other
Absolutely disgusting desu
Also your rhythm tone is too muddy
Cool
>>71170984
>a duo-sonic a shitty version of the mustang, not a tele
Vomit
does dexterity get better
my ring finger can barely move independently and when I do it makes it feel like i have to crack my knuckles but 10x worse
>>71171455
play until you bleed from your fingers, and your eyes
>>71171455
yea. do some trill exercises
>>71164784
link?
nigger
>>71170749
>actually
>it's not
>>71171602
that fat goon posts here someone probably saved it
>>71171619
what do you play?
So Nip Moot fucked up posting images on an image board? FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
>>71170749
It's a one trick pony.
pee pee doo doo
stinky beep boop
>>71171751
This is the end
>>71171813
I wish. DO IT YOU FAGGOT NIP
SET ME FREE
>Grover locking kidney tuners:
Grover locking kidney tuners, robust and efficient
>TekToid™ nut:
Tektoid for great sustain and accurate return to pitch
>Rosewood Fingerboard:
Rosewood with richer tone, better bends on the high notes
>Slim-Taper Neck:
Asymmetrical slim-taper neck profile is fast, comfortable, modern
>AAA flamed maple top:
AAA flamed maple top, saluting the finest '50s Bursts
>Mahogany body with Ultra-Modern weight relief:
Ultra Modern Weight Relief is Gibson USA's new technique for a lighter guitar with enhanced resonance and sustain
>Burstbucker Pro Rhythm & Lead humbuckers:
Alnico magnets and mismatched coils like the hallowed PAFs
>Classic Gibson controls with 4 push/pull switches:
Classic Gibson controls with 4 push/pull switches for authentic Gibson sounds, amazing versatility
>Aluminum Tune-o-Matic bridge and stop bar with steel thumbwheels/posts:
Aluminum Tune-o-Matic bridge and stop bar with steel thumbwheels/posts with a durable and decorative chrome finish
>'Classic Gibson hardshell case:
Classic Gibson hardshell case is stylish and protective
So we're all going to ultimate guitar if 4chan dies right?
>>71171328
>not having two humbuckers right next to each other
ISHYGDDT
>>71171718
delete this
>>71171860
Im going to surfguitar101
>>71171860
find me in the youtube comments sections
>>71171860
offsetguitars
lmao
Rec me a godtier Solid State amp that can play metal, and has a decent/good clean channel. Budget is <$1000. Thanks in advance.
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>>71171927
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my anaconda don't want none unless you got bubs hun
quality thread
>>71172354
Not enough dogs
>>71172373
post some then turd licker
https://clyp.it/petcivzj
what is this please help
>>71172424
sounds like a guitar
>>71172378
Can't
Banned in Japan
Pls no bully
>>71172471
http://i.imgur.com/ughLhqg.jpg
>semi hollow
>>71172514
*vomits*
I think I had my Yamaha Pacifica for less than a year before I upgraded to my Ibanez RG520 - I still have it and play it to this day :-)
>>71172471
あなたが放射線中毒で死ぬことを願って
can someone explain why the mods here are so unbelievably fucking stupid? why delete my first ascii dick, ban me, and then leave the rest of my ascii dicks up? how does that make any sense?
>>71172547
That's just mean
New thread where
>>71172663
can't post a new thread stupid, images have been disabled on all boards
>>71172651
Hang yourself my friend
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THIS MAKES ME SO MAD
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https://media.giphy.com/media/LCd3sJcqLgVqw/giphy.gif
just post the link, dummy
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes, again
Can you picture what will be, so limitless and free
Desperately in need, of some, stranger's hand
In a, desperate land
Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane, all the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake, he's old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best, the west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us, the blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and, then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door, and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother, I want to, fuck you
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, on a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, c'mon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end
>>71173180
i have a 1982 tokai springysound
it kicks ass
>>71173180
Those slender little Tele heads give me the same reaction as when I see a person who's face is too small for their head LOL
new thread
>>71173622
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