>when you pretend that your favorite band doesn't exist

>>71151145
what

Does your wife have Instagram?

>>71151201
Ya

>>71151240
don't cuck yourself on an anime imageboard m8

>>71151240
Do you not want to share it?

>>71151330
Why should I

>>71151272
whats wrong with imaging other guys jerking off to your wife? Like the image of going to each of their homes as they are jerking off, and right as they are about to finish, jump into their bedroom with a mason jar and steal their cum, and then going back home so you can pour it all onto your naked wife. And then you can lick it off as you have sex :)

Here it is guys
https://www.instagram.com/roxiebez/

>>71151355
>>71151375
because this, like consider the idea of realliy exploring this fantasy. Have you ever tried prostate stimulation? Imagine just dunking your butt plug into that cum jar and just getting that nice and snug up in there while you fuck your wife. Like imagine the little suction noises it would make as the your anus contracts and slips the butplug ever so slightly in and out.

>>71151355
because I've never had a wife and likely never will so looking at wive's Instagrams is about as close as I'll ever get

so sympathy?

>>71151396
she'd be ok looking if she wasn't so fat

why not just start counting calories with her and lose some weight together, you don't even have to work out if you're that big, just eat less and you'll lose a lot of weight

>>71151396
oh wow is this really it? cool thanks

>>71151454
Maybe we'll try that

>>71151396
Even though you probably don't care I enjoy looking for personal inforamation.

Name: Shaun Bezuidenhout
Wife: Roxie Bezuidenhout
Has one kid

Lives somewhere in Cape Town South Africa

Married 2014

Did I get that all right?

>>71151396
why can't either of you smile properly

>Cape Town South Africa
yeah that crazy. Whats that like? How'd you end up living there. I hope this doesnt trigger you but do you like Die Antwoord? Their EP last year was really fucking good.

>>71151506
what do you mean maybe you'll try that just stop eating so much you fucking idiot you can lose like a kilo every 1-2 weeks with proper dieting and calorie counting it's literally the easiest shit ever

>>71151512
creep

Why the fuck would you lose weight if you're married and both overweight? That makes no sense. Might as well get even fatter.

>>71151396
>photos of some stew she made with a video of a waterwheel and a nice picture of a countryside
Seems like a real wholesome woman, I would eat her stew, hopefully with some pastries and after a nice dinner, I'd fuck her bareback, finish inside her and sleep like a hibernating bear.

What the fuck is this thread

>>71151563
exactly, they already won at life, time to indulge

>>71151512
Yep what else can you find

>>71151624
>>71151563
having a modicum of self respect

>>71151624
I mean if it happens it happens like if they both start doing coke but otherwise fuck it. Losing weight actually causes its share of problems. I literally had to buy a new bed because it hurt so bad after I lost 110 lbs. All kinds of shit hurt like just carrying my laundry basket and it digging into my side. Also everyone talking to me got annoying. People who I literally did not know were freaking out.

>>71151638
?

>>71151679
he's saying if they had a modicum of self-respect they would try to lose weight. which really doesn't make any sense, and he's just trying to impose his idea of happiness and success onto others on the internet.

>>71151701
You know what, you're right. This is actually a really good point. I genuinely take back what I said.

If you're fat I hope you die immediately. It would solve a lot of the world's problem, just going on the fact that fat people are either inherently diseased or too lazy/stupid/evil to be fit.

>>71151727
thanks, I'm glad you see what I'm saying.

wait i mean THAT WAS TOO FUCKING CIVIL, EAT A DICK, NORMIE

>>71151754
>projecting this hard

>>71151754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqjWidsMhvM

>>71151789
This