Metal Genera - "anything i don't like is nu-male" edition
Previous thread: >>71133773
t. nu-male
Vektor a shit
essential first post
Danzig
manly glam
>>71142175
Why Amplifier Worship and Isa, though? Pink and RIITIIR would be the obvious picks from each band
>>71142137
Cancer continues
Post some sick albums
>>71142245
the sickest
>>71142265
>not heartwork
>>71142245
>>71142175
I literally only listen to one album on this list, im surprised, its slow, deep and hard by type o negative
We need to get rid of all this nu male shit and listen to real metal for real men like ICP
>>71142293
no ICP is /mu/core we can't listen to that
Is this the least nu male metal album of all time?
>>71142293
ICP?
>>71142289
>the gayest album of the bunch
figures
>>71142285
>melodeath
>sicker than one of the most essential deathgrind/goregrind albums with the word SICK on the name and a SICK album cover
fucking nu-males
we are all in agreement that this was the peak performance right?
18th for Ghost
>>71142321
Insane Clown Posse
Only white guilt nu-male SJWs hate them
>>71142328
>implying a shitband like that can have a discernible peak
There's virtually no difference from their zenith and nadir, so whatever, sure.
>>71142346
FUCKING MAGNETS
HOW
DO
THEY
WORK
>>71142175
>Precambrian
>Amplifier Worship
>Bergtatt
>Eceilles de Lune
>Weighing Souls With Sand
>Conqueror
>Rust in Piece (?)
>Filosofem (?!?!)
Why lads why
>>71142322
>le literally random notes on a guitar aka grind
>SICK
pick one and only one my underage friend
>>71142364
all nu-male magnets
Post em
>>71142362
t. nu-male SJW
>>71142328
>not Judas Priest's Live Aid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4mL4nyiGgE
>>71142362
Magic
>>71142346
Do I have to explain to you that they're not metal, though? Also give it some time. There's already hipsters who listen to them ironically, it's only a matter of time before nu-males listen to them as some sort of attempt to seem accepting and open minded.
>>71142377
>the only good MPE albums
nice
Inhumanity is in particular a unique melomeal album that I adore
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>>71142402
t. nu-male
>>71142399
t. nu-male
>>71142369
I'm truly sorry for you. Maybe you should stick to Soundtrack To Your Escape or similar.
t. nu-male
>>71142375
You think David Brock fucking blasts Amplifier Worship in the cuckshed where all the shills post about rural and suburban retards?
You think that Braeden bobs his head to Rust in Peace while Jaquavious and Dyrellion take his wife out to dinner?
Do Joss Whedon and Wil Wheaton enjoy Varg's music while they talk about advances in intersectional feminism and how a woman hasn't touched them in months?
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>>71142422
t. nu-male
>>71142439
grind is fun to listen to but its literally the lowest quality form of metal
well, maybe second to slam. Hell, even fucking deathcore is better than grind
How do we feel about behold... The arctopus - skullgrid?
>>71142422
how many (you)s did you get?
>>71142465
nu-male wank
this is numale
that is numale
he is numale
you are numale
we are numale
the universe is numale
t. mu-nale
>>71142459
>Deathcore > anything
Fag
>>71142466
not as many as (you)
fucking nu-male
>>71142466
2
>>71142459
I only like early grind and deathgrind up to a point, but you can't give me that " lowest quality form" bullshit when post-second-wave BM, sugarcoated melodic prog flowerpower metal and Behold The Arctopus exist.
>>71142466
Five!
>>71142502
sugarcoated melodic prog at least requires you to come up with listenable, memorable melodies and often has intricate variations that reward the listener on each subsequent listen
whereas you can only listen to so many 90-second long blast beat songs.
>>71142466
4
>>71142533
>sugarcoated melodic prog
>memorable
>listenable
>implying "intricate variations" are enough to make good music
No wonder you don't like grind. You can't understand it.
>>71142533
>unironically defending grind with a phrase "good music" and "understand"
Starting this off by saying there's no way we're having a /mu/-meet, anyone know many of the smaller bands at IncinerationFest? I'm a filthy casual and hardly know any of the smaller bands on here. Going anyway because Sodom and 1349 fuck yeah, but most of the Boston Music Rooms bands are literally who to me.
>>71142533
looks like you can't even into grind yet judging for the poor description you just gave
...nu-male
>>71142533
>whereas you can only listen to so many 90-second long blast beat songs.
maybe (You) but not me bud
Is there any SLAM that SWINGS?
everyone ITT except for me is a nu-male
you can't refute this fact
go back to crying about chad
>>71142604
There is only one slammish band i like
Name a better youtuber
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcYRr8rpsxVPfWA5vkuxFw
>>71142611
T. nu male
>grind is more "good music" than proge
even shit proge shits over the best grind
but thats perfectly fine, its okay to enjoy shitty things
>>71142632
https://m.youtube.com/user/SsethTzeentach
God emperor sseth
>>71142625
>Autopsychosis
what the fuck does that even mean
>>71142611
I agree entirely; everyone ITT except for me is a nu-male.
>>71142636
t. projecting nu-male
>>71142632
Vegan gains
>>71142642
t. nu male
>>71142611
actually I can
I've been shilling for this band on 4chan since 2005.
>>71142642
proge has been boring wankery that progresses nothing for ages now, besides a few exceptions
at least grind is always consistently fun and energetic
grindcore shows and grindcore fans.
imagine taking hardcore and its ethos and then making it even more shitty.
>>71142659
>>71142664
n. a delusional condition, usually involving some type of psychosis, in which the individual posits distorted ideas about him- or her
AUTOPSYCHOSIS: "The person showing signs of autopsychosis maintained that he or she was the devil incarnate who was sent by God to destroy mankind."
What is AUTOPSYCHOSIS? definition of AUTOPSYCHOSIS (Psychology Dictionary)
>>71142642
>even shit proge shits over the best grind
prog metal is the epitome of nu-male though
>>71142706
That goat is about to fuckin' lose it mate - gonna be an epic gig
>>71142706
This is the grindcore scene that i know
>>71142739
prog metal is older than you
>>71142715
oh ok thanks
>>71142756
Prog metal sucks a bunch of horse dick prog rock above all
>>71142746
>go to metal concert
>some dude dressed as jesus and some dude dressed as a condom hump each others while Phil Anselmo holds up a flag of Algeria
that's not what I asked for
>>71142706
don't talk shit about the wormrot goat you piece of shit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>71142756
prog metal is older than everyone on this website
what's your point nu-male
>>71142756
All metal is older than 99% of /metal/ posters.
What the fuck is your point?
>>71142778
>>71142704
disgusting children
>>71142377
r8 this m8
>>71142789
Seeing wormrot live in a week, shits gonna be wicked
>>71142794
When would you say prog metal was born? Hope you don't pinpoint some late-70s prog-ish hard rock act as the beginning of prog metal.
>>71142805
t. cheeto dust
>>71142805
Show some current prog metal that isnt shit or hasn't been done before better
I'll wait, I'd gladly embrace some not-shit proge.
What was that grindcore album with a noose in the cover and is named something, Grozny, something
>>71142811
>Screaming for Vengeance
>Headless Cross
ft. Björn "Speed" Strid
>>71142811
Only good thing is slayer hell awaits
>>71142830
No idea
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>>71142851
2016 called, it wants its memes back
>>71142830
Yacopsae - Tanz, Grozny, Tanz
>>71142884
Oh i saw those guys live i think
>>71142884
no that's Powerviolence, i'm looking for a grindcore album
>>71142884
Cheers
how to trve kvlt?
hello this is dog
>>71143015
burn a church full of gay christians
>>71143023
How do we purge the numale threat
>>71143044
it's a meme you dip
>>71143015
You're too late for that. But might as well burn a church.
>>71143015
Listen to a bunch of 2nd wave BM but don't outwardly look like you do. Wear a leather jacket maybe at the most, but don't do any cringy shit just listen to the music.
Not making a big deal about it is the kvltest attitude of all
>>71143044
Commit suicide
>>71142137
What rap is the most metal? pic related
>>71143015
i once stayed a whole hour up after my bed time
>>71143015
anyone got a high res cover btw?
>>71143089
talking about aggression?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4URb_-dh_Q4
>>71143101
>>71143089
BackWordz
>>71143089
Linkin Park unironically, listen to Meteora and Hybrid Theory, not as bad as people say
>>71143134
https://www.google.com/
>>71143193
>clearly hasn't tried finding a high res version of that album art
>>71143163
>>71143074
>Be a casual
ok then
>>71143442
my sides
>>71143134
>shitposting on 4chan instead of paying attention to any of the lectures I'm attending because I have no motivation
metal for this feel?
>>71143604
Down - A Bustle in your Hedgerow
TIME TO SEE
>>71143758
haha looks like a Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>71143015
Don't eat your vegies from time to time.
>>71143139
>>71143163
>>71143168
Still no anthrax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U
>>71143089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNYzD58Jy8I
What's some good thrash from the last 5 years?
>>71143948
Reminal Tedux
>>71143948
>listening to thrash made after 1995
>shiggity shiggity shwa
>>71143619
and post stupidly large JPGs
>>71143948
>>71143968
>>71143981
>>71144010
I said good
>come back after 2 months
>/metal/ is still complete shit
Well see you later guys
>>71143948
exodus - blood in, blood out
havok
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>>71144029
Thanks for your contribution, nigger
>>71144029
>implying it hasn't been like this for at least the past five years
bye newfag
>>71144052
You mean 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzCbsw3WgTk
>>71144029
>left /mu/ when the indie metal is for children spam started
>came back several years later
>bot was programmed to spam gore at the mention of Doom Metal
>decided to ignore it
>thus nu-/mu/ was born
newfag to this board
what do you guys think of peripherey?
just found them and i'm hooked
>>71144138
fuck off
>>71144104
No.
>>71144138
Shitty.
>>71144036
>havok
Top Kek they are completely mediocre
>>71144138
Bad
>>71142377
+wildfire and manifest decimation. The rest I don't really know
>>71142811
Griffith was an alright dude but femto is the dick dick
>>71144152
k...keep me posted
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>>71144196
what don't you like about them?
is linkin park good?
>>71144128
Gorespammer needs to come back to purge /metal/
He would be triggered by words like glam, gojira, vektor, nu-male or slam
>>71144244
better than metla
>>71144243
>what don't you like about them
Everything
>>71144244
godsmack is better 2bh
>>71144249
he'd literally be triggered by 99% of 2017 /mu/
>>71144243
watered down version of earlier bands designed to be filthy-casual-friendly and used by djentfaggots to brag abougt mmuh polyrhythmses complax muzek
CHROME MONSTEEEERS
STEEEEL WARRIORS
SOUL STEALERS
RIIIIIPPPPINNNGGGGG OUT HEEEEAAAAAARTSSSS
>>71144279
well that's the fucking point innit
>>71144294
>watered down version of earlier bands designed to be filthy-casual-friendly and used by djentfaggots to brag abougt mmuh polyrhythmses complax muzek
wow that reads just like a youtube comment
>>71144320
oh no my argument is invalid
>>71144318
Purge the Kpop and rap threads first and maybe you'll have a point innit.
>>71144342
kpop is good you fedora
>>71144342
>posting outside of /metal/
why don't you fucking kill yourself already
>>71144339
you're argument was basically that they we're "too mainstream XD"
>>71144342
but kpop is good, rap can go fuck itself though
>>71144372
At no point was there a mention of mainstream or popularity.
>>71144367
I literally haven't posted outside of a metal thread on /mu/ in 10 years, make of that what you will.
>>71144366
>kpop is good
The music: Yes
The general: No
>>71144388
>make of that what you will.
I'll make a lie out of that
>>71144385
>>71144294
>designed to be filthy-casual-friendly
i'm just joshing ya but I still don't understand what you don't like about them. the vocals, electronic sampling, or something else?
Hey, thats pretty good.
>>71144437
can you successfully explain why you don't like whatever you like? In the end it boils down to "it doesn't please me".
>>71144467
man you suck at conversations
>>71144416
It's the truth though.
You can ask either I The Witchfinder or Batlord Is a Faggit, either one of them recommended me Giant Squid - Metridium Fields in the Doom Metal threads way back then.
>>71142175
>Ghost Bath
My nigguh
>>71144485
I also suck *during* conversations ;O
>>71142466
6? )añspp cjecl¿d
>>71144526
rude desu
Lmfao all of these faggots saying prog metal is great and grindcore is shit.
Bunch of power metal or indie rock fans that just discovered real metal. Either way no one cares. Listen to what you want and fuck off!
>>71144738
it's funny because all the shit you mentioned in your post is garbage.
>>71144738
Check out this devil-may-care motherfucker. Wish I was as cool as you.
Also grindcore isn't even metal
>>71142582
Make sure you catch Cult of fire, Reign of Erebus & Shrines.
>>71144738
grindcore sucks dick. prog, power metal and indie rock are all better than grindcore.
>>71144798
Not true, though
>>71144197
This shit right here.
ITT: nu-males
>>71144867
t. nu-male
>>71144867
t. nu-male
>>71144984
buttushka
>>71144984
dude russian orthodoxy lmao
>>71145026
more like eastern orthodoxy
these fags ain't even russian
>>71144984
good album
>>71145045
most russians aren't even russian
>>71145090
I mean they're catholics or something
just another culture appropriatin' fags
>>71143015
listen to pirated LLN demos and shoot heroin
>>71145101
>culture appropriation
>implying religion is culture
how do you guys listen to your metal
>>71145225
with my ears
>>71145146
>implying religion is culture
yes it is a part of culture, genius
>>71145239
>>71144197
That's actually good taste except for DSO
>>71145225
There's no point in going above 320kbps
>>71145225
On my computer it's all 320, on my Zune it's 32kbps
>>71145225
I download 320kbps and listen to it with winamp, on a pair of senny HD518s
gets the job done
>>71145568
>>71145256
its anticulture is what it is
>>71145597
go and post your smelly Italian game designer on /tg/, faggot
>>71143948
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Black_Fast/3540368826
>>71143089
Hopsin
>>71145644
I agree but it's still related to cultures
>>71145647
t.infinity player
>>71145682
so is oxygen and mould
>>71145703
but these things are not man-made
>>71145718
neither is religion
>>71145693
>thinks he holds the high ground while the designer he defends is making a MLP rpg
get out and stay out
>>71145761
God predates human society you thick blob of flesh
>>71145746
yeah it's created by the """ "" 'God' "" """"
>>71145225
FLAC if available but mostly 320
>>71145761
look at this edgy motherfucker
>2018
>he isn't an orthodox christian
>>71145836
>>71145810
look at these edgy motherfuckers
reminder that SATAN
>>71145840
>5777 Anno Mundi
>still using that filthy pagan Gregorian Anno Domini calendar
>SHEGGA SHAGGA SHO
>>71145886
God isn't edgy. It's spherical.
>>71145897
You're just buttbothered because you won't be one with the Creator when the culling comes. Faggot.
what do they sound like?
>>71146001
>he thinks the age of Creation changes when you move around it
this is what atheists actually believe
>>71146007
Slam
Strid is a big guy
SHE USED TO BE AN IRON HORSE
TWENTY YEARS AGO
USED TO BRING THE MAIL TO ME
THROUGH THE ICE AND SNOW
>>71146099
don't try to meme my spherical God, heathen
>>71145644
are anticultures like unriffs
>>71146183
yes, that's why DsO is both the king of antiriffs and the most religious band ever
>>71146182
that's like saying how can there be pizzas if there are also boxes
>>71144499
>Giant Squid - Metridium Fields
This is one of my favorite albums of all time.
Please somebody recommend me more stuff like it.
>>71145644
>>71145897
>to Christians, Muslims, Jews (especially Jews), Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, Taoists, Confucian fags, Shinto weebs and even neopagan NEETs,
>GTFO out of my general, you weak willed crutch needing invisible force fearing beta nu-male can't find a traditional wife at service cucks
this so much, fuck off morons
>>71146512
I haven't, but I know Gracyeon and Amber Asylum are related to them. I think it's about time I give em a shot, though. Any album recs?
If you haven't checked out Cormorant, their album Metazoa feature's Giant Squid's singer on a track. Personal all time favorite.
>>71143619
at least you got off the jenkem
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>>71146544
Tip your fedora harder faggot
>>71145802
>the other way around
The Image made man in his God?
>>71146590
if religion is here to stay, then the Earth is not here to stay
>>71146839
how can virgins reproduce? perhaps with a help of immaculate conception, though I doubt it
>>71146835
The earth literally isn't here to stay though
>>71146942
billions of years vs a couple of decades
I'd prefer billions of years
>>71147018
>overpopulation
nice bogeyman
shit thread
THIS IS A GREAT DISCUSSION ABOUT METAL MUSIC, I SURE FUCKING LOVE SUBROSA AND THOU AND OTHER MODERN DOOM METAL BANDS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>tfw most metalfags are too edgy to realize religion is the final redpill holding the western civilization
Metal for this feel?
>>71147062
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
could you not bring religion into every metal general, please?
>>71147029
Whom art thou quoting?
>>71147029
The biggest omega cucks are mostly atheists
>>71147108
That's not how you use whom.
>>71147128
The pope is a traitor
>>71147032
>Pretty sure
not really. when you confront the reality your indifference = gone
https://youtu.be/fS2VTaX925Y
Yo new Jared Dines here.
>>71147219
not going to watch your shitty video
>>71142175
if these are so nu-male, than why do i want to curb stomp your face?
>>71147270
Overcompensation that comes from rage that comes from fear that comes from shame that comes from being outed as a nu-male
>>71147274
3/10 trol
>>71147304
Says the fat neckbeard who jerks off to hentai
>>71147304
thanks dr. faggot. i think you outed yourself.
>>71147234
jokes on you it's not mine
>>71147304
say that to my face and not online and see what happens
>>71142811
t. nu-male
Octavarium > Bohemian Rhapsody
Protest the Hero more like Prepare the Bull
just found babymetal save my soul
>>71148110
Great post
>>71148152
They're a good band, anon
terminal redux
>no metalcore parody band called Prep The Bull exists yet
Should /metal/ be the force needed to make this dream become a reality?
>>71148194
babymetal is a genre
>>71148211
We can't make anything other than occasionally dank memes
>>71147610
t. nu-male
>>71142175
What the fuck I know this is bait but at least keep it consistent, a atmoshit cuck would never listen to Pantera or Megadeth
>>71145225
My entire music library converted into one .wave file
>>71145666
>unchecked satan trips
What has happened here
>>71148376
you went away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYvjaVO4ws8
Thoughts guys, I think its pretty good
hey guys numale here, what are some metal albums I may enjoy?
>>71148543
butthole surfers?
>>71148488
probably my fav modern heavy metal group rn
what's that gif from btw
Give me an example of buttblack
>>71148605
Gorgoroth
Is this the greatest metal thread in the history of the Internet:
http://nwnprod.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26232&start=1110
>>71148603
Just found them today after searching for similar stuff to Eternal Champion. This album is great so far.
The gif is from a Heavy Metal inspired game
http://store.steampowered.com/app/369070/
>>71148605
>>71148616
What does butt mean in this context? Like flashy leather outfits?
Post sludgebutt
>>71148770
>sludgebutt
sounds like what happens when someone likes Sodom a little too forcefully
@71142175
>mfw this list still gets replies
holy shit this last week has been slow for metal
i need good new releases now now now
>>71143089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_eVTtpU5hU
>>71145225
i transcribe every note to musescore on the trumpet and play it at 5x speed
>>71148893
say please
Any of you guys listen to/see Power Trip? They're coming to my city soon and the tickets are only 16 bucks.
>>71148893
new Benighted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W4mC6nn3go
>ctrl+f
>no Massacration
https://youtu.be/wH9EG4hCFKg
Anybody else absolutely adore this band?
>>71142346
that just makes me want to be a white guilt nu-male SJW though
>>71148543
Amplifier Worship!
>>71149164
Nu-male thrash
>>71149164
This looks fucking gay
Why don't you guys talk about Boris anymore? What happen to Boris being /mu/ darling?
>>71149181
>>71149203
So I'm guessing you Blabberfaggots don't like the New Wave of Traditional Heavy Metal then?
Guess I'll keep it to metal archives then.
>>71149354
fuck off cuck
>>71148194
I guess I like that we get to see them grow up into metal
>>71148218
Dr. feelgood was already a song anon
>>71149375
t. nu-male
>>71149354
NSBM only
>>71149403
pagan black metal>>>>>>>>>>>>>nsbm
>>71149388
>t. nu-male
Something a numale would say
>>71148218
I guess it is metal literally for young girls
here I am in kid stuff again
>>71149164
they're alright for young boys
>>71149433
It's more something any retard on this site would say.
Follow the signs.
>>71149486
REAL THREAD
>>71149597
>>71149597
>>71149597
Name 1(one) band that isn't nu-male
>>71143948
Hardwired was surprisingly good
Decision Day
Terminal Redux
>>71150897
dethklok
>>71148876
>@71142175
Wats this