Why is /metal/ so militant? Aside from the obvious fact that

t. pitchfork metaller who got his shitty taste btfo

it's just banter and ironic shitposting

t. Nu-male who got butthurt because people don't like his hipster atmoshit

>>71136899
The shit on (((pitchfork))) is actually far more 'militant'.

I only go to /metal/ for recs and it's definitely the most sarcastic general on the board, it's pretty nice desu.

>>71136909
>>71136917
>>71136926
Thanks for proving my point

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oh boi it's time to post the chart again

I gotta admit that /metal/ is prett6 comfy and I get the best recsb there lol

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>>71136966
>dilettante pitchfork metaller comes to /metal/ acting like a smug fuck, disses bands enjoyed by veterans to the genre and their fans
>gets btfo
>makes thread on /mu/ "waaah why are metalheads so cringey"

every. fucking. time

>>71136899
why do u care about them so much pham

>>71136988
>>71137015
Go back to your ironic weeb metal and shitty black metal demos recorded in old basement faggots

>>71137039
>being this mad

also i hate weeb metal

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>>71137039
nu-males getting triggered over facts is the best part of /mu/ i swear

>>71137050
>>71137064
Go back to DMU dumb alt-autists

>>71137087
>he's still replying

top fucking kek, calm down and go watch another noisey black metal doc friend

I hope you know you're both being autistic, it's embarrassing to read

>>71137141
thanks for posting

>>71136988
What's wrong with Terminal Redux?

>>71137176
literally everything

>>71137176
The album that literally broke /metal/

>>71137015
wow you seem really upset by this thread

>>71136988
>no Master of Puppets

>>71137220
not really, these threads are always fun

/metal/ is a total shithole full of stale memes where people circlejerk glam metal

The fact that nu-metal and groove metal are more acceptable to discuss than so called hipster metal only proves how completely shit it is

>>71137199
What about it did that? Why does everybody talk about it.
Pls summarize this meme for me

>>71137288
>being this mad
worth all the effort

>>71137288
/metal/ is full of shitposting but it's hardly a circlejerk

>>71137288
if you are unable to ignore someone calling your favorite band shit, don't even bother posting, most of the shit talking isn't even serious.

>>71137288
>where people circlejerk glam metal

it's just a couple spammers forcing it

>>71136899
it doesn't seem any different to the rest of 4chan

maybe it just surprises you because /mu/ is generally the most nu male/beta board on the website

>>71137308
>summarize
Terminal Redux

>>71137308
it was one of the few metal albums that's gotten bnm from pitchfork so it gets memed, nothing too amusing about it

>>71137329
/mu/ is just one huge shit post along with the rest of 4chan

>>71137353
this, not even /v/irgins post
>tfw no gf
unironically

>>71136988

None of those albums have anything to do with each other, musically, culturally, contextually, nothing.

They just happen to be among the most memed by contrarian shitters, who promptly stopped memeing them once they become "too popular".

>>71137308

Good album, P4K gave it a BNM, /metal/ makes fun of P4K and thinks they're hipsters already

the rest is history

>>71137308
Would you like a quick rundown?

>>71137399
spoken like a true nu-male

>>71137399
it's just bait retard

>this thread
More proof /metal/ is filled with 15 year old memesters

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>>71137518
>god /metal/ is so cringey they don't even appreciate animal collective or young thugger

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>>71136899
>being this mad

>>71137407
Yes pls

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>>71137518
>baka why won't they sit in an Indian drum circle with me and drink soy milk while we watch cuck porn to the tune of some shitty post punk band and cry about our """problems"""

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>>71137553
>if you don't like metal you must fit my stereotypes of who you are! i'm not upset!

>>71138317
>being so anally ravaged that you looked up a Dave Mustaine pic to look like you fit in

>>71138554
sorry i don't have that many epic metal memes saved on my computer so i might as well just post pictures of old hasbeen metal musicians that people still living in the 80s idolize

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>>71138602
>still living in the 80s
nice one, my underage lerightgeneration friend

>>71138692
sorry i'm not a manchild who worships bands that haven't put out a good album in over a decade
also isn't it hilarious how the metalhead keeps posting the same low tier reaction images

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>>71138796
>time since a good album was released makes a band bad
now I know that you're underage
sad that so many children are turning into nu males these days

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>>71138856
>calling people nu males
>over the safety of an anonymous message board

>>71137422
>le bait xdddd

>>71136946
Doesn't really feel like a blue board when you're in there
Kind of like a colony community

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ITT

>>71140995
so like every anco member?

>>71138902
i'll fight you 1v1 faggot

>>71136899
You just gave me an idea. Are there any thrash metal bands that don't scream like fags but talk about being insecure and when they do sing it's really mellow. But the instruments are still loud AF.

>>71142506
No and that sounds like a bad idea. Being insecure is already a given hence why you play stupid long solos in the first place.

>trying to out shitpost /metal/ users
OP never had a chance.

>>71140995
/thread

>>71140995
t. projecting nu-male

>>71137365
>>71137402
>P4K gave it a BNM
that's false though

>>71137015
>batman reaction image
>defending /nu-metal/
Hey you bitchass nigger, grow the fuck up and listen to more music you fat fuck

>>71138120
>
you proved his point you milk drinking faggot

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>>71137176

It's Dani Filth core and attracts pic related

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RE

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>>71137518
>thread opens with a Swans/Fantano image
>"15 year old memesters"

>>71137308
Terminal Redux didn't break /metal/, /metal/ broke /metal/ using Terminal Redux. At the time Terminal Redux was coming out it was receiving wide acclaim, days before the album was released reviews poured out hailing it as the best album of the year, one of the shining gems in modern thrash, it had seemingly endless adoration. So, to counteract this, a few people on /metal/ just spammed the album before its release. The posts were inane and stupid, usually being a picture of the album with a post saying "Vektor - Terminal Redux". But as one spammer started doing his work, the other shitpost-hungry fiends on /metal/ followed suite and carried what he was doing. At the time Terminal Redux came out /metal/ was already in dire straits, Terminal Redux wasn't some out-of-nowhere meme which killed the general, its spread was a symptom of /metal/'s decline, and the spamming of Terminal Redux became a beacon of hope for the shitposters in /metal/. For weeks /metal/ was inundated with threads consisting of Terminal Redux spamming, threads would seem to hit bump limit in just an hour with nothing but Vektorposting. For the first time the general had it's "last thread" where everyone wanted to just let the place die for a bit (if not forever). After that /metal/ was just never the same, Jessieposter and the riffs vs atmo war might've been where the cancer started forming, but Terminal Redux was what was necessary to really spread it. There's a difference in pre-Terminal Redux /metal/ and post-Terminal Redux /metal/. Sure /metal/ had its shitpost and memes before TR but they still felt like organic and naturally evolving inside jokes. Terminal Redux was a giant forced meme made to be as unfunny and forced as possible, and after TR shitposters became desperate trying to turn any album/band into a meme that they could (Winds Of Creation, By Inheritance, Gojira), now it seems that posting an album three times in a thread is all it takes before it becomes shitpost central.

>>71142506
Vektor - Terminal Memedux

OP is fagot

/metal/: 1
/mu/: 0

>>71144276
lmao
you're pathetic

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>tfw do not pay attention to p4k but end up labelled as a nu-male anyways

>>71144415
also i'm rolling for this one okay?

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>>71144321
>numale watching the thread like a hawk so that he can throw out his """"""""""""""""""""witty"""""""""""""""""""" responses when someone from /metal/ posts

>People who browse /mu/ pretending they're not nu-males

Guffaw

>>71144463
t. nu-male

>>71142563
>Somebody being good at something means he/she's insecure
wat?

Wow I'm not /metal/ and like a lot of stuff on the nu-male chart (does /metal/ really not like Murmuure, Elder, and Gorguts?) but this guy is getting really mad.

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>>71144463
>numale watching the thread like a hawk so that he can throw out his """"""""""""""""""""witty"""""""""""""""""""" responses when some numale watching the thread like a hawk throws out his """"""""""""""""""""witty"""""""""""""""""""" responses
yo dawg we heard u like numale, so

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>Don't like the most babby genre
>Automatically a "nu-male cuck" p4k reader

qeq. Metal heads just proved in this thread they are all 16 y/o's due to the use of so many fucking buzzwords