Why is reggaeton allowed? Seriously, try to name a more degenerate

I have Puerto Rican heritage and I've been over there multiple times, so I can tell you first hand that reggaeton probably is the most degenerate form of music, or at least of regularly played and popular music

happy hardcore
hardstyle
kpop
dubstep
big room/festival trap
top 40 dancehall
chiptune

all as bad or worse

>>71137082
SoundCloud """"producer"""" spotted

>>71137102
if you leave your bedroom you'd be surprised how popular those are outside of soundcloud.

>>71136956
fite me you cuck

shoegaze

>>71136995
Yea boy I'm guatemalan, so it's exclusively what is played at parties
I fucking hate it and that's probably why i never got laid in high school

Experimental reggaeton and psychedelic reggaeton are the most intellectual musical genres ever.

>>71137219
I'm peruvian and I can confirm that it has gotten me ass and qts a ton of times

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>tfw intelligent enough to appretiate reggaeton

>>71139479
Is reggaeton the trout mask replica of genres?

It's good for parties.

>>71139576
this, it's fun in the context of parties, but here in my country people play it everywhere and it gets really annoying.

>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yHmiixs3qI

67.5 mil views.

i live in puerto rico and i started getting into it ironically because of nostalgic value and being able to fit in but now i see the light and am in love with it

im proud of being born where reggaeton was conceived

>>71137082
honestly

>>71139479
im glad you've ascended, brother

>>71139551
you dont need to be too intelligent to get trout mask replica, but then again you don't need to be too intelligent to get that reggaeton is just hip hop in spanish with different origins and influences. nowadays it has almost become trap, though, check some of 2016 and 2017's biggest hits. you're right though, TMR and reggaeton are very similar: misunderstood by the general public as stupid, weird, and degenerate but once you take a closer look, it truly is something else.

https://youtu.be/Y7cjK2Q_AQc
https://youtu.be/AuLw5LL0l1E
https://youtu.be/fUN2dGKxHFU

Maluma is god.

>>71139797
cuatro babys is shit but his song with shakira is pretty good

Trap
memerap
Mumble rap
Cloud rap

I would much rather live in a country were Normies listen to Indie shit, EDM and Trap rather that Reggeaton, Cumbia and whatever other people listen in here cause I barely go outside

>>71139797
Maluma makes me moist
>>71139926
metalhead fag

>>71137082
>dubstep
>bad

Puerto Rico and their US enablers deserve to be nuked for creating this piece of shit """music""".

>>71139973
I barely listen to metal

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>mom returned from vacations in the Dominican Republic
>shows me pictures of all the hung young black guys she slept with
>despite being a rotting and fat 45 yo woman
>proceeds to blast reggaeton in any given opportunity

>>71140114
She probably crossed the border to Haiti and immediately got inseminated by 45 niggers with french names.

>>71139926
Cumbia is better than EDM and Trap.
Literally kys yourself.

>>71140195
reggaeton > cumbia > trap reggaeton >>> trap > edm

>>71140231
>he hasn't listened to psychedelic peruvian cumbias from the 60-70's

>>71137681
Out of my country fag

>>71140195
>Cumbia
>good

Mom, please how the fuck did you find /mu/?

>>71140278
Sure but first let me pass my genes onto someone's wife

>>71140302
i. said. out.

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>>71140295

>>71140825
buen meme ese va pa mi carpeta

>>71137082
All bad, not worse. Many of those have an absurd and narrow gimmick, but reggateon has a template.

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>>71136898
post-grunge

>>71140295
>doesn't like psychedelic cumbias
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZKPy4carhM

get the fuck out metalfag

>>71141197
this is nice but, what exactly makes it psychedelic? is just cumbia with an organ

>>71140028
fine, any dubstep after 2007

>>71136898
Any of you from the Caribbean like any local music?

Dancehall? Soca? Calypso? Reggae? Dub? Merengue? Zouk?

>>71142521
Calypso and Dancehall are memegenres used by anglophones to appear cultured.
No one gives a fuck about them.

>>71142599
Calypso is the basis for 90% of all Caribbean music.

>>71142626
Hip hop is literally American dancehall too, it's what Herc did in Jamaica then the Bronx.

>>71142626
>>71142661
Exactly, memegenres.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM
I bought the single of this when I was a kid because it sounded like swear words and that was funny
I regretted my decision by the second play

>>71142772
lol

if you seriously dislike reggaeton you don't know anything about proper bangers. Artists like Plan B, Daddy Yankee and Wisin y Yandel are fucking gods, and from the new generation you got guys like Anuel AA, Byrant Mayers, Bad Bunny, etc. just check this fucking songs
https://youtu.be/YF3Eu8KAaR8
https://youtu.be/ce5sdKxpE3s
https://youtu.be/9PSGoOcwOWM
https://youtu.be/SIBPjOmLWdQ
>>71139797
Maluma is fucking awful lmao
>>71137082
>Happy Hardcore
>Dubstep
>Hardstyle
these are great tho

>>71142901

>these are great tho

i don't know shit about this genre so you might have convinced me, but then you tacked this onto the end so i'm assured that you have trash taste

>>71139797
>>71139856
Cuatro babys is shit except for maluma verses.
Other than that he's pretty good and handsome

>>71142901
those songs are fucking awful, are you memeing or what? if you listen to reggaeton unironically then kill yourself.

>>71140825
Buena viñeta mi amigo

>>71140273
those are good for kickbacks n will for sure get you laid

>>71137082
Ok, but the thing about reggaeton is that it encourages lascivious behavior in the poorest countries of an already overpopulated world, but that's nothing you guys should worry about. It only fucks up the nonexistant culture of places you are lucky enough to not know anything about

>>71142901
>Artists like Plan B, Daddy Yankee and Wisin y Yandel are fucking gods
>Fucking Plan B, Looney Tunes and Gasolina
I can't breath

Yeah sure reggaeton sucks, but have you SEEN what that fucking beat does to girls?

>>71143445
I wouldn't want to put my dick inside a slut