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/metal/ - Metal Archive's random band generator edition

Old thread: >>71093222
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nu-nu-metal edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqiHiMuEkes
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If I wanted to make a total meme metal album with retarded cover art and sheldonesque bazooper song titles, what subgenre would be most appropriate?
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>>71105823
avant-garde metal
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Anything legitimately interesting worth looking forward to this year? And not crap like another damn Immolation album that's some dad metal shit.
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>>71105926
NeO, the list goes on...
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>>71105926
Never post here again
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>>71105926
Leprous, the list goes on...
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>>71105926
Wintersun
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>>71105661
Ghost, Asking Alexandria, Vektor, Sodom, Batushka, Mastadon, and Paradise Lost

Out of these 7 I only listen to Sodom often
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>>71106037
nu male metal minus Sodom:the post
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Is it true that a shit stained dildo was found in one of Euronymous's drawers?
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> Sodom
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>>71106016
Bump for interest
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Is it true that a shit stained dildo was found in Euronymous?
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>Sodom(y)
oh shit lads, i think Sodom is gay
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>>71105769
I can't believe you didnt make an anti-antifa edition
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>>71106134
The whole general is pretty anti-antifa so there's no point
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>>71106153
yeah but this was a really specific event requiring a really specific thread

oh well
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>>71106114
He was still a turboautist flaming faggot either way
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>Diversity enriches this world
>It brings more depth to our lives
>Differences in the cultures around
>Should not be suppressed away

>Purifying the weak genes,
>Insanity of the rich
>They'll pass forward a feeble mind
>And a genetic disease

>Races are here to stay

>Mental diseases are like a plague
>The sickness spreads around
>They won't even see what they have done
>When madness is normality

>Races are here to stay

>Chorus:
>Nazis were too weak to see
>Richness of colours of skins
>Today's ways to purify
>Is close to their main themes

>Races are here to stay

>Purification of genes
>Insanity of the rich
>They'll pass forward a feeble mind
>And a genetic disease

>Chorus

>4x:
>There's only one colour,
>The colour of human skin
>Different shades of darkness
>Are frightening only the weak

>Close your brain and your pain.

What did they mean by this?
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>>71105823
slam
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Why didn't Antifa shut this down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olL63rC_kRY
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>>71106862
Antifa has 0 presence in Ukraine, people there really hate far-lefties
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>>71106862
>Kiev

I wonder why
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3lxuFn0R78
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Thematic metal done right
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>>71107388
>Thematic metal
what did he mean by this?
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>>71107408
what do you mean what did he mean

Thematic metal

?
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>>71105946
Looking forward to Cygnus bashing his misso again? Sure to be a smash hit.

>>71105926
Artificial Brain.
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>>71105926
possibly a new Razor, although it will suck since bob reid's still in the band and sheepdog has surely lost his voice by now
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earliest death metal vocals that are not Inspector Gadget core like The Who's Spider
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>>71107528
probs Master's 1985 album
or Death Strike (again, Master just earlier and more punky)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2LO5FyASDU
>Thinking any other metal release will come close to this in 2017

If you think otherwise you're probably a long-haired neo-nazi.
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>>71107542
have you never heard Mantas? not saying they're the first btw
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>>71107579
of course i've heard about Death, just never listened to their early songs i.e. Mantas days
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>>71107594
Have you never heard Gism? Not saying they're first btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmPr2QfHVOk

Split
Release date:
1983
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>>71107625
i actually haven't, this is really good
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>>71105926
Nightmare Logic
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https://youtu.be/8YTdBb-PNiY
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>>71107675
awesome glad you like it

I'll be honest I might get to meet Curt Kirkwood again and when I talked to him last time I asked him if anyone had ever mentioned the possibility that he actually invented death metal and he said no in 35 years literally no one had ever implied anything remotely like that and he looked at me like I had ten heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_FzWHxljYQ

so I need to do some more research if I talk to him again.
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>>71107715
stop shilling your band
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>>71107715
There are better ways of marketing your band.
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>>71105926
This great band has it's new album completed and is waiting for the record label to release it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up2Xu3NolEQ

If you don't like this album there is something wrong with you.
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Is there more thrash similar to Blood Fire Death?
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>>71108511
Lich King
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlNqoHPH_bk

anyone else here like Lorna Shore?
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>>71108906
lol no
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I'm doing "Anything but Death Metal Year"

I thought that I knew DM, but it seems like there are gazillions of bands from the 90s that released awesome EPs / Full-lengths. My database currently has 1197 pre-2000 bands worthy of recommendation and it's growing
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>>71108974
*was supposed to be "Nothing but Death Metal Year". ehhhhh I'm sleepy
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>>71108974
>a single genre for a full year

I did NBBMN and it got very boring, I couldn't do a year
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>>71109052
I kinda started listening exclusively to DM few years ago, I just made it sort-of official.

The thing is, I feel like recommending some obscure stuff. If you want some, tell me which country you're interested in, and I'll recommend some stuff with youtube links (if I find something)
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>>71107528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k00x8WxnMmc
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Threadly reminder that death and black metal are two of the shittiest subgenres that exist and are only good when fused with other styles
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Bass just doesn't fit in right in extreme met-
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What is the Days of Future Passed of metal?
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>>71109316
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>>71109316
why are japanese people so groovy

HOLY SHIT WHAT doom has reformed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWKpm8aTX0A
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>>71105926
>trying to make "dad metal" a thing

get the fuck outta here, dumbass hipster.
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Vektor - Rapid Invasion (2020)

Lineup:
David DiSanto - vocals, guitar
Misha Mansoor - guitar
Jeff Loomis - guitar
Les Claypool - bass, backing vocals
Jordan Rudess - keyboards
Lars Ulrich - drums
Tomas Haake - drums
Bjorn "Speed" Strid - guest vocals on "First Contact"
Lucas Mann - guest guitar on "Invasion"
Anneke van Giersbergen - gust vocals on and "Last Hope" and "The Big Crunch"
Guthrie Govan - guest guitar solo on "Suck All the Dark Matter"
Linus Klausenitzer - guest bass solo on "The Big Crunch"
Steven Wilson - production

Tracklist:
1. The Voyager 1:36
2. First Contact 3:52
3. They Came in Peace 10:01
4. Invasion 7:57
5. Suck All the Dark Matter 6:12
6. The Astral Calendar Was Wrong 7:10
7. Entering the Vortex 8:35
8. Last Hope 5:26
9. The Big Crunch 20:45
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Hey...not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klwCLnpLdU
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@71109447
Your sperm count is low and your brain cells are destroyed
kys
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>>71109417
It already is a thing dad
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>>71108145
when it comes to stoner bands named after colourful geological features, I prefer these guys:

http://reddesertmn.bandcamp.com/
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Name a better modern prog metal album, I'll wait.
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>>71109484
>http://reddesertmn.bandcamp.com/
Thanks, buddy.
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>>71109505
k
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>>71109524
is this how you trick people into actually giving you recs?
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>>71109537
Yes
Asking for recs is what limp-wristed nu male faggots do
Alphas challenge others to prove them wrong, or at least offer something of near equal value
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>Enjoys metal for what it is
>Decides to go to /metal/
>Is very insecure
>Sees the nu-male music chart and countless t. nu male posts
>Doesnt know it was all ironic
>Deletes all albums from artists listed
>Finds out they were shitposts all along
>Has to redownload entire discographies of gorguts, black sabbath, opeth, mastodon, buckethead and many others
Metal for this feel?
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>>71109626
>black sabbath
>nu male
How hard did you get meme'd lad?
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>>71109626
Now that is how you ask for recs
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>>71109626
(You)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9Akzp5Oqww

Why am I enjoying this?
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>>71109626
Welcome to 2017 where this thing called streaming exists
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>>71109679
(((streaming)))
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>>71109686
?
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>>71109677
because you're a nu-male
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>>71109697
Oh.
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>>71109692
streaming is a meme
unless you're streaming from your personal server
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>>71109703
>streaming is a meme

I'm no closer to understanding you.
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>>71109692
>underground kvlt bands with real talent don't have enough exposure to be listed on popular streaming sites
>Jews see what's the most popular bands on streaming sites
>Jews gonna Jew
>sign more bands that sound like bland, boring buttmetal
>proliferation of buttmetal bands galore
>less and less trve bands on the scene due to being pushed out by concert promoters needing to fill demand for buttmetalfags
>happy merchants get happier, cucked metal gets cuckier
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>>71109679
>streamemeing
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>>71109730
And why don't they have enough exposure?
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>>71109783
Because Jews
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>>71109716
If you don't see all the disadvantages, keep streaming, more power to you
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>>71109730
>>underground kvlt bands with real talent don't have enough exposure to be listed on popular streaming sites

What? Any band can get their music on streaming services via digital music distributor, unless they're on small shitty labels that don't give a shit about their artists
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>>71109783
Because they are shit
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>>71109790
this
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>>71109790
Makes sense.
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>>71109793
Yeah, all those disadvantages like having all the music I ever want to listen to available on any device I own everywhere in the world is such a pain, I'm better off just downloading music
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>>71109505
>1997
>"modern"
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>>71109797
>Any band can get their music on streaming services
Right, and there's no accountability, no quality control, all fucking shit
That's why Iceland is churning out dissoshit clones by the bundle each and every year because those trendy fucks just upload their bedroom masturbation on the internet for the entire world to slurp down on autistic splooge by the gigabyte
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>>71109790
It's amazing how you guys vilify Jews, yet put their ability and aspirations to the tier of demigods. They are apparently better at everything than every other demographic of human being.
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>>71109836
good goy
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>>71109849
Thank you.
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>>71109835
Okay? And how does that affect me who doesn't listen to shit music?
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>>71109835
No quality control is the best quality control. The rest of your post is incoherent.
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>>71109858
If you live in your own bubble with no sense of community, who's to say your preference isn't truly shit?
Without zine culture, any random fag can """prove""" how good a band is by overdosing on memes and circular logic.
>b-but muh RYM!
Oh yeah such a great replacement for zine culture
>5/5 breddy gud :DDDD
>0/5 pee pee poo poo!!!
>3/5 it's okay
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>>71109878
I bet you think AnCap is a good idea too
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>>71109835
but anon "Da JOOZ" are doing quality control, are they not?
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>>71109903
How much are you putting on that bet?

Who are you betting with?
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>>71109892
Sorry, I think you've mistaken me for someone who has autism and care about what other people think about their preference in music
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>>71106862
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ON THE THE RUN A AGAIN NONONONONONONO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxkKIEyCIbs
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thoughts?

come on meal I know you like metalcore when its not completely shit
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SUPERFUNERAL EURODOOM DISCOMETAL FUCKING WHEN????????
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>>71110502
>that discount Protest the Hero cover
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>>71110547
So Vaporwave Blood Stain Child ?
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>>71106114
in Varg's dreams, exactly where the murderous lamps come from
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>PROTEST THE NU-MALE
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>>71110579
can't think of a worse band
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>>71109626
around memes never relax
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>>71110574
no
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>>71110606
i love pth even though ive no listened to them since fortress
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What's the most metal non-metal music genre ?

I vote synthwave
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>>71110675
I agree but only because synthwave tries to replicate Sega CD game soundtracks which were mostly metal songs played on synths
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>>71110675
Perturbator is trve as fuck
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>>71110658
t. nu-male
>>71110675
powerviolence
d-beat
grim neofolk
some aggrotech
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>>71110675
super eurobeat honestly

disco equivalent of power metal
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>>71110675
folk
I mean actual folk not singer-songwriter or banjo bands
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>>71110675
HADCOH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXgpwKfmsGg
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>>71110774
>hardcore porn within the first 30 frames

quality
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>>71110675
grindcore
industrial
gorenoise
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>>71110795
bum budubudum bum
RE
bum budubudum bum
SPEK
bum budubudum bum
WOK
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>>71110846
gotta get that "money riff"
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>>71105926
Pallbearer, Full of Hell, Artificial Brain, Portal, Krieg.

That's just what Profound Lore is pumping out in 2017. Hype.
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>>71110919
worst taste i've seen in ages
kys nu-male
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What's some good stuff like Ghoul and Frightmare
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This band was unfairly shat on back in the day
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>>71110675
Damn straight

https://youtu.be/n4E4kjQIw6M
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>>71111481
MIGHTY WARRIORS, WITH METAL ON THEIR SIDE
ENEMIES OF METAL, YOUR DEATH IS OUR REWARD
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>>71110675
Jazz and jazz fusion, this guy says he's influenced by Meshuggah and it shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GUNcSWSko
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>>71110675
>all these shitters saying synthwave
LMAO next thing you'll be saying ABBA influenced metal
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>>71111696
Listen to this and tell me it's not metal >>71111561
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god i didn't expect this album to be nu metal
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>>71105926
skull fist
warbringer
obliteration
trial
enforcer
krieg
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>>71105926
Both Sleep and High on Fire have new albums coming out 2017.
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>>71111756
/metal/ dickriding these Nirvana wannabes is one of the worst memes this general has ever prodcuced
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>>71111756
my man there are indeed a few good nu-metal albums out there
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Who else here is hyped for /nothing but proge metal March/
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>>71111819
Joke's on you, I've been exclusively listening to proge since 2007
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Bands that intentionally tries to make their studio recordings sound like they're """"""lo-fi"""""" are shit and never worth listening to
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>>71111857
Joke's on you my entire life has been nothing but proge metal
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>>71109626
if you deleted anything because someone called you a nu-male, you're a true nu-male.
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>>71111887
Joke's on you i'm actually John Petrucci
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>>71109808
I bet you keep your brain on a cloud service
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>>71111928
Will you sign my Octavarium CD?
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>>71111881
No shit
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>>71111912
this
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>tfw you will never be a nu-male
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>>71112210
what is your favorite arghoslent album
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>>71111928
Teach me the solo at the beginning of This Dying Soul
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>>71109626
>Doesnt know it was all ironic
you wish cuck
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>>71111768
>warbringer
they suck
Hellbringer is better, not that they're similar in any way apart from the thrash thing and similar names
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>band tags themselves as progressive death metal and technical death metal
>the music is actually simplistic brickwalled djenty deathcore
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>tfw you randomly go on 00s Rock binges


It's like a guilty pleasure
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>>71112475
they've sucked since their 3rd album, but i still get hype and subsequently let down. im hoping this is different since it's basically a new band at this point.
hellbringer is sick. one of my favorite albums last year. no shame in being slayer worship.
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>>71112633
Rivers of Nihil and Beyond Creation in a nutshell
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>>71112633
there's no other band than opeth, and maybe lykathea aflame, that can actually unironically be called progressive death metal.
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>>71112633
Opeth is the only band that plays (or played) progressive death metal
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>>71112652
nice tweet
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>>71112841
nice bait
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>>71112733
>>71112841
not only is Opeth not "the only one", what they played can merely be called proge with growls
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>>71112880
Nah
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>>71112868
>>71112880
Progressive means more than just "non-standard song structure" you chucklefucks, no other band than Opeth did it
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anything similar to Master apart from other Speckmann projects?
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>>71112930
Opeth hasn't played death metal though
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>>71112954
gunna have to bait harder than that bub
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>>71113006
right back at you
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>>71112954
Try listening to more albums than just Heritage
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>>71113023
I've heard their entire discography and used to listen to them a lot

sure, their earlier stuff was a lot closer to death metal so it's understandable that people unfamiliar with death metal in general would mistake it as such
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>>71113053
Almost like there's a reason for why they're called progressive death metal and not just death metal...
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>>71113131
they played progressive metal with some death metal elements (elements that were pretty much entirely limited to vocal style)

progressive death metal implies that it was the other way around, or at the very least that it would be an even mixture which is not even nearly the case
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Post progdeath (fyi its' the best genre)
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>>71113337
this is buttdeath though
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>>71113337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB-GzUXRgG8
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>>71108906
No
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>>71113401
Your a buttposter
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>>71109074
>listening exclusively to DM
why would anyone do this
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>>71113234
>Progressive metal

Anything from Devin Townsend to Liquid Tension Experiment to Meshuggah can be referred to as progressive metal, that term does fuck all to describe a bands sound. Does this sound like Death or Liquid Tension Experiment to you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf8PJvUpjog
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>>71113512
>Devin Townsend to Liquid Tension Experiment to Meshuggah
All fantastic
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Opeth juxtaposes the worst and the most annoying elements invented by art rock circles with MTV friendly death metal - this is as real as Cradle of Filth's corpsepaints, as artsy as late period Dali paintings and as progressive as John Williams soundtracks are for modern classical music.

But hold on, this is the leading band of progressive death metal. The "prog" part, like in any other cases, is for individuals too narrow minded to try something beyond death metal. As for the genre itself it may be a real gem, but what can we do when the whole genre has been eating its tail since it's been "invented"?

I'd rather stick to something raw, evil, underproduced, misanthropic and primitive, without art rock vocals, art rock solos, art rock production, art rock growlings, art rock tempo changes, art rock oriental riffs, art rock acustic intros and all this Death meets Porcupine Tree meets late Pink Floys meets late Metallica meets Tool meets Nightwish meets Clannad meets My Dying Bride meets Queensryche meets Paradise Lost shit.
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>>71113512
you're basically saying "this term is useless, so I'm gonna add it as a prefix to a different genre that they don't even play" and somehow think you're being accurate
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>>71113451
i'm not the one who listen to Death senpai
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>>71113576
I'm not saying that it's a useless term, but it's useless way to describe what a band sounds like when the term exists to be as all-encompassing as possible. If the song I posted doesn't sound like death metal, then what is it? Disco?
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>>71113779
You're loss
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>>71113782
nu-male metal
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>>71113552
nice blog post, now fuck off
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>>71113782
avant-thrluigi
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>>71113833
avant-thrluigi
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>>71113829
nice argument. triggered opethfag detected.
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>>71113867
didnt read it gaylord :^)
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>>71113552
>I'd rather listen to music that sounds like shit over music that doesn't sound like shit

Alrighty buddy, you do you
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>>71113552
>MTV friendly death metal
find a more evil growl in death metal, fag
https://youtu.be/QlT1sRHf34M?t=1m41s
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You can pitch a market one of two ways: on one hand, you can be “just one of us regular guys” and pull a Bruce Springsteen (or warmed over punk); on the other, you can claim that you are so far out and deep that only a few deep people can understand you. The best is to hide the former in the latter so that you are selling the “profundity” of sing-song music for children but it gives them a chance to pop on a Fedora and think they are really so deep, you know totally deep, that no one can be as deep as they are. Opeth sold itself on being “open-minded,” which is this message: we are different from the rest of metal because we use acoustic passages instead of just solid heavy metal riffs. What they choose not to tell their fans is that they are more like everything else that is not metal, so to like this stuff is to admit you fail as a metal listener and go back to pumping radio pap through your Beats by Dr. Dre headphones. But every underconfident basement-dwelling pretentious geek loved this stuff even though it consisted of a simple formula, soft verse and hard chorus, that is most famous for its use among nu-metal bands. Nonetheless, Opeth opened the door for people who wanted to signal to the world how profound and different they were, and now most bands are tinged with the same simpering pander that makes this music sickly sweet and an inch deep.
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why do girls pretend to like metal?
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>>71113900
are you the autist that's been coming into every thread the past few days posting how anything lo-fi is objectively inferior music?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcsiJ8-r7Dk
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>>71113981
fuck off weebfag
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>>71113965
Yup, because it is. Stop being a poster and wasting valuable studio time that other bands could've used.
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>>71113959
to seduce qt metalheads
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Really looking forward for this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhuu1Q9pcDM
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>>71114041
SISI LA FAMINE
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>>71114008
kek, i don't think this is the genre for you
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>>71113991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BhLnuwV7oM
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>>71114041
lmao I never realized Famine was that white trash
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>>71114070
Because I don't listen to shitty trve kvlt black and death metal bands who think that the only way to sound tr00 and kult is to record their songs in their grandmas basement and prefer songs that are actually heavy?
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>>71114135
that's like his whole gimmick

did you never realize that Brock Lesnar is fucking huge?
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>tfw skellington
metal for this feel
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>>71114160
metal
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>>71114244
thanks anon
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Is Blind Guardian buttmetal?
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is Sodom buttmetal?
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find a better French drummer
ptotip: you can't
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>>71114368
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>>71114368
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>>71107711
This. It looks promising.
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>>71114436
ironically enough, drum sticks are actually called baguettes in french
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post absolutely top tier nu metal

not even kidding.
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>>71114500
done and done
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>>71114418
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>>71114500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1X0Bejwnko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC5PU9YNlGM
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>>71114500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIt8_LzblNI
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>Anaal Nathrakh
>Akercocke
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>>71114500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coi87Siunvw
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>>71114418
>>71114538
as a matter of fact they use both a drum machine AND an actual drummer (for "biological" beats)

so, like, the joke's on you
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>>71114590
>LE EPIC RANDOM POSTING MEME HEHE :^)))
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>>71114500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAIYiq6CFL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnfhDEdrSy8
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>>71114620
lurk more
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>>71114620
fuck off newfag
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>>71114654
fuck off more
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>>71114608
>biological beats
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>>71114465
et hop un bon point pour toi
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>>71105926
The Origin of the Alimonies
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>>71114608
>biological" beats
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Vtmbj7Pig
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>>71114673
that's how they call it
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>>71110675
Romantic Classical
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>>71110675
Baroque
>>71114776
wrong
they hated riffs and were melodyfags
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>>71114776
t. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho
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>>71114792
>riffs can't be melodic
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>>71114814
they can but romantic melodies were the opposite of the riff, the epitome of romantic philosophy was the "infinite melody"
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what metal will teach me the wisdom of spurdo sparde?
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>tfw no romantic goregrind
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>>71114861
You sure you're not getting this idea from weebshit animes because infinite melodies sound pretty autistic
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>>71114863
Stam1na is literally spurdo metal
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>>71114880
>sound pretty autistic
this is what romantic music was about
>>
>>71114863
That finn duck metal album
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>>71114898
I thought romantic music was about kissing girls
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>>71114861
riffs are melodies
if they weren't they'd be beats

>>71114880
they are, desu

but the thing is that the infinite melody is made out of melodic motifs; i.e. riffs
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>>71114912
only Chopin
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>>71114910
>>71114894
that was your cue to start posting dank spurdo edits
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>>71114921
>riffs are melodies
which are repeated over and over in an uninterrupted pattern
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>>71114898
>>71114861
suddenly Liturgy makes a lot more sense
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>>71114940
why post spurdo when this exists
https://artistsareidiots.bandcamp.com/album/duckgrind-blitzkrieg
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>>71115015
>those eyebrows
every time
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>>71115015
magnificent
>>
>>71115015
>discussing romantic music theory
>Wagner kicks in
FUGGGGG:-DDDDDDDD
>>
>>71115015
>Ride of the ValkTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>71114500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO5mMLJR3fU
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>>71114863
>>
>>71115015
PERRRKELE 8DD
>>
>>71105823
>a total meme metal album with retarded cover art and sheldonesque bazooper song titles

Thrash
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>>71105823
funeral grind
>>
>>71105823
slam or weebgrind
>>
How many listens does it take to get to like Bathory? I'm currently on the second listen and I can make out things more clearly, but it still sounds like a mess.
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>>71114863
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I'm happy today
Rec me some sad metal that will ruin my day
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>>71115563
Freedom Call
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>>71115451
Which album?
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>>71115576
>Freedom Call
>sad
Nigga they're sugarcoated gumdrop metal
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>>71115598
listening to that garbage would ruin my day
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>>71115563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jso-DYhM0Xw
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>>71115576
>>71115598
>>71115765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy4CQOyQ-0k
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>>71114057
mdr hein :^)
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>tfw sad
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>>71115015
>If you do not like Duckgrind you should kill yourself you gigantic FAGGOT
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>>71115849
gay
>>71115923
dun b sads froggo
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>>71115923
>tfw atmoshitter
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virus > voivod
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>>71115849
>metal is for everyone
has he ever listened to NSBM
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QUICK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
POST SPEEEEEEEEED METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzPPQcdS2LY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGPfiQeSnik
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>>71116000
>not embracing it
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>>71105926
Nokturnal Mortum
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A44psusM8Ww
it's happening
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>>71115849
this made me gay
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>>71114057
JVI1 DÉGULAI MON PUT1 DFROMAJ
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>>71116092
>no black metal vocals
>no motorhead riffs
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>>71115849
the only part where i didn't cringe was the one with the kids
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>>71116155
>forcing a meme this hard
Milhouse levels of autism and shilling
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>>71116222
name one meme that hasn't been forced
>>
>>
>>71116245
ur mom
>>
What is the Evangelion of Metal, r/metal?
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>>71116950
2deep4u trash that appeals to tryhards and ruined its genre ?

obscura is the evangelion of tech death
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>>71116995
you must be very young and with a tiny brain if you think evangelion or obscura are difficult or deep

try some humility, kid.
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>>71116950
obvious but mandatory answer
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>>71115451
Start with Hammerheart if you are a total pleb.
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>>71116950
objectively The Ark Work
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DID SOMEBODY SAID...
MOTÖRHEAD RIFFS AND BLACK METAL VOCALS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIQUK00jEMk
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>>71117185
VRÖÖÖÖÖM!!!!
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new
>>71117423
>>71117423
>>71117423
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>>71116062
comparing post-punk with thrash
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>>71117440
name one (1) difference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-wJveFJVlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQtEIiQV_aM
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>>71117476
voivod has metal drums
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>>71109169
Thanks for the recommendation.
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