why does she trigger so many autists? she literally did nothing

People can't believe a pretty girl can be successful by her own design.

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>>71086902
because she got fat

>>71086923
>People can't believe a pretty girl can be successful by her own design.
Where have you been for the last 20 years? If you want to be a successful "musician", looking great is almost ubiquitous. Same applies to males.

>>71086923
>>71087684
but Lana is fat AND ugly

>>71087635
BOI she THICC

>>71087635
i want her to crush my skull with her thighs

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Sit on my face with your stupid wide lens blouse

>>71088130
POTP
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>>71088032
Now all she needs to be is DEAD

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EEEAAAAAT LAAANAAAA


EAAAAATTTTTT


MOOORREEE CAAALLOORRRIEEESSS

>>71086902
>yet she is one of the most hated musicians on the Internet
nah but Grimes might be.

>>71088501
maybe on /mu/, but Lana is universally hated

>>71086902
>why does she trigger so many autists?
Melonhead drones. She's got a beautiful voice.

>>71088543
https://youtu.be/1iu4gqxWeYE

>>71089389
she can actually sing like she does in her song

>>71089475
She clearly can't. That's why I posted the video.

>>71089389
>>71089650
It's really only that song that she can't sing live, most of her other songs sound decent

>>71089700
>Decent
>She can't sing one of her songs
It's not like she was singing A4's and that her voice has taken a toll. She's the embodiment of simulated talent. Here's how it's done:
https://youtu.be/lJXLqAutql4
And she had a cold while performing...
Oh, and here's Aretha Franklin at 74:
https://youtu.be/XHsnZT7Z2yQ

>>71089994
>posting his unrelated nigger granny to prove point
strong argument

>>71090063
Go back to /pol/, it's no longer 2016.

>>71090063
>posting his unrelated nigger granny to prove point
Racism, a strong argument too. If there was no Aretha Franklin there would be no Adele and modern "soul" singers. Yeah, she's totally unrelated, even though she's one of the most widely respected and influential female vocalists ever. She's old and she's still got her powerful voice - I don't see the problem. And it seems that your favorite pop star has one.

>>71087635
shit taste

>>71090090
>>71090098
how is saying "nigger" racist?

it's been used so often that it has lost all it's meaning and is nothing but a buzzword

>>71090122
>how is saying "nigger" racist?
>it's been used so often that it has lost all it's meaning and is nothing but a buzzword
The words have no intrinsic meaning, they have uses which both parties in a conversation are familiar with. And you've clearly used that word in a negative context.

>>71090122
we coming 4 u wite bois.... rope gonna b 4 u dis tyme bishes

>>71086902
>not that often on the radio
You mean never?
She was only played when that Summertime Sadness remix saw some success.
Other than that, literally who?

please don't turn this into a poilitical disucssion, post more fat lanas

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YYYYYAAAASSS QUEEEN EAAAATTT

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hnnnnnnnnnggg

It's the exact same thing as Grimes. You waifufag autists spam her so much that her name and image get an inseparable association with your rancid autism. It doesn't even matter if she's good or not, people hate her by proxy because of you fucking faggots.

>>71086902
>musicians
Oh what instrument does she play?

>>71090815
the voice is an instrument

>>71090835
What's her range?

>>71086902
>her songs
You mean her producer's songs.

>>71090841
3 Octaves and one note (B2-C6)

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she can play le geetar

look at Lana playing the guitar!

>>71090863
That it?
Not very impressive.

>>71090872
she's holding it upsite down and her fingers are disgusting, they're way too long and her hands are too big

>>71090637
Why is she so perfect lads

>>71090872
She's not even playing a chord

>>71090872
holy fuck
no way she can play with those fucking nails man

>>71090900
>eats all the food in your fridge
>perfect

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>>71090897
>>71090905
>>71090917
is she playing it now?

>>71090945
>There I did it! I made a G chord!!

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haha! i have an old video of her playing the guitar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D1shCZwdjQ

>>71089389
fuck that was bad

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im tearing this down now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwCitgDib-g

She won me over with this

>>71091141
to replace them with thicc lana pics?

pleb: Thin Lana
patrican: Fat Lana

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>>71087635
>>71088130
>>71090264
>>71090637

>>71091177
interesting idea

>>71090863
>3 Octaves and one note (B2-C6)
You just made it up.
>>71090884
And it would be impressive if she actually could sing on her own live.

>>71091262
>You just made it up.
I didn't actually

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>>71086902

>>71091476
Great? Any evidence? Let me remind you of this:
>>71089389

>>71086902
does her pussy taste like Pepsi cola because she drinks so much sugary unhealthy drinks?

>>71091805
here's your evidence
http://www.criticofmusic.com/2013/05/vocal-range-and-profile-lana-del-rey.html

>>71091816
Stop bumping this emberassing thread.

>>71091843
stop getting triggered by a female artist

>>71086902
It's not that she sucks, I just find her music boring and toothless. It doesn't help that the most normie girls are obsessed with her.

>>71091839
And why then is she incapable of utilizing even half of her supposed vocal range live then?

>>71090872
Those fucking spider claw fingers holy shit dude

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>>71090994
Holy shit. That is the worst fucking thing I've heard in a very long time.

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>>71086902
Angel Olsen is better in every way.

>>71091887
Normie girls like her for her daddy issues lyrics while everyone else likes her for her unique voice and music, Not all of her songs are boring and toothless

>>71092298
>while everyone else likes her for her unique voice and music
Is this the unique voice you're talking about?
>>71089389
Just get over yourself.

>>71092338
what has Lana ever done to you? Why are you so butthurt about her?

she has a great voice, you can't judge her vocal by one bad example

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOeSAWnD3xd/?taken-by=lanadelrey

>>71092359
What bad example? It's simulated talent; it's obvious. And that's what I object to. Human voice is incapable of being perfectly on pitch and that's the beauty of it. Fixing it in the mix doesn't make any musician better; it makes music too polished and not real. If you want to hear some truly unique and mesmerizing female vocals, please refer to:
>>71089994

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>>71092413
please leave this thread now, If you want to shill your soul singers do it somewhere else, Lana does not make soul music

>>71090841
one semitone

>>71092470
Let me remind you that Sarah Vaughan was primarily a jazz singer and she's no longer alive. I'm shilling for a dead person? Makes sense... And what's wrong with soul and jazz music? Funny how you didn't adress this:
>What bad example? It's simulated talent; it's obvious. And that's what I object to. Human voice is incapable of being perfectly on pitch and that's the beauty of it. Fixing it in the mix doesn't make any musician better; it makes music too polished and not real

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>>71092508
like i said please leave this thread, you're making unnecessary comparisons

>>71092985
>Not having actual talent
>Relying on modern studio engineering practices to sound passable
If by unnecessary comparisons you mean comparing women with actual talent with an engineered star, I'd have to agree.

>>71093066
It still doesn't affect the end product which is better than some boring soul singer, now please go.

>>71093103
I'm happy that we can finally agree, what she makes is a product. And
>Aretha Franklin
>Boring
Do you even hear yourself?

>>71086902
get off this board lana

>>71093238
yes, you have proven your point. Please this thread.

>>71086902
I can't fap to this

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why is aging like shit?

>>71086902
Hello beany lmao

I saw her at Osheaga and it was the dullest performance I've ever seen. Her show was only made worse by the thousands of crying alumni from Basic Bitch Academy.

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>>71086902
>Why aren't you shooting my scenes at all, David?

>>71094260
Because she's a white woman.

She's contrived but I like her.

>>71086902
she is the female mac demarco/oddfuture. created something very unique and different that hipster kids loved and latched onto for a decent amount of time, but once it became popular those same fags turned on what they once were infatuated with. for no other reason that they were ALL listening to it and could no longer jerk off their own egos. the same girls who loved then hated lana went to lorde, and idk now its probably grimes

>All that grace, all that body
>All that face, makes me wanna party

What the fuck does that even mean?

>>71089389
I had no idea she sounded that sexy.

>>71089389
Not as bad as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoH9zP_n_g0

>>71094260
She did it to herself. Botox when you are young just makes you look older.

>>71095992
This is... I...

Fanbase

>>71095930
>I had no idea she sounded that sexy.
Simulated talent isn't sexy to me at least.

I think it's because a lot of her image/sound is clearly manufactured, which, in regards to whoever came up with the idea, kudos, it's a good one.

Overall it's a bit exploitative.

>>71089389
>my eyes BOUORN

fucking lmao i cant breathe

>>71096236
Yeah but you're a virgin who cares.

Triggered Del Rey

>>71092359
>she has a great voice

Yes I agree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM45nZYlGYM

It doesn't matter what weight class she's currently in she's objectively hot as fuck. all yall would probably nut if she so much as looked at your dick.

>>71096311
>I don't have any real arguments
>Have an ad hominem attack

>>71096388
Just imagine the smell...

>>71096401
Arguments against what? That she's manufactured? Again who fucking cares? You've never seen a vagina in your life. Who are you?

>>71087635 chubbier girls are better at sex. That's why you probably fantasize about
anime waifus because you have never actually had sex.

>>71091986
>Angel Olsen
Jesus Christ those tits are distracting. Get a reduction, bitch

>>71096459
>You've never seen a vagina in your life.
>Who are you?
I'm glad that you asked sir, here is my home address, IP address and my CV. A urine sample perhaps?

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>>71096464
But what if my anime girls are chubby.

>>71095791
holy shit is that the annoying bitch from twin peaks?

>>71086902
Die for Me is so god damn hard to find, that's why

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thats right Lana, eat up baby cakes

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>>71097516
don't forget the ice cream!

>>71096567
dude you mad as hell

>>71097668
How will I ever recover? It's a bait thread, get over yourself. Who takes any of this seriously?

>>71086923
not really by her own design, she was rich before she was famous and i think she changed her sound early in her career. plus that nose job

>>71089389
>it was like James Dean
>for a shirt
what were they thinking

>>71097732
>Who takes any of this seriously?
seeing how buttblasted you are, (You)

i will never tire of fat lana threads

>>71086902
she triggers me cuz my ex really liked lana del ray and now im bitter

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>faggot posts the same threads trashing Lana Del Rey over and over again for months because he has no life
>today that same faggot posts this thread pretending to be someone else wondering why Lana gets trashed all the time leik wtf guys???
>/mu/ falls for it
Pathetic

>>71086902
>>71087635
>>71088130
She's just such a selfish bitch.

She's out there, right now, sitting on something that isn't my face.

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can we get back to chubchub Lana discussions