The Internet's Saddest Music Nerd. Wife broke up with him,

Did his wife actually break up with him? Source?

>>71030396
>being this invested in his life

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>>71030396
He probably broke up with her after he realized he married a nigger

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his life really took a turn when he joined that white supremacist group

>>71030439
you're just jealous of his teeth

>>71030476
dat beer gut doe

>>71030294
Isn't it likely that older videos have more views because they've been up longer? I assume people enter an artist or album in the search on youtube, memetano comes up and they watch his video.

>>71030625
t. Anthony Fontano

He said he has an SO in one of his more recent reviews

he's like literally the only music critic who has anything resembling name recognition behind him who isn't named christgau and christgau is a dinosaur, or some p4k industry bootlicker

he'll be fine

>>71030663
he literally tweeted about his wife (the only one he has had) like under a month ago

I used to love Anthony but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.

He hates being the internet's busiest music nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His album, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real musician, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a mongrel baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's bald.

I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

>bald
>knocked out of youtube most subscribed list when he was top 10 at one point
>sjw wife that controls his life
>have a baby that has "complications at birth"
>lets cal run the site and pull the strings in internet drama
>losing more and more fans due to Sam Hyde video exposing Anthony as a racist sexist alt-right asshole from the start
>rumors of being a cuck
>is losing passion and is getting bored with rap music
>was never really into music and sucks at it
>knows very little about music, gets most information from Wikipedia. Cal knows more than him
>was a fucking normie that just wanted to listen to music and talk about it when he did the first two reviews but was forced to do Needle Drop for income

>>71030890
his child died, it's not funny

>>71030924
Does fantano actually have a kid?
That's just the Angry Video Game nerd cuck copypasta edited

>>71030941
Not anymore he doesn't.

>>71030941
Idk
I heard he can't get kids
Apparently he grew up near some nuclear power plant in Connecticut

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Imagine this is what Google suggests to others when they search your name.

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>find out fantano is doing reviews of memes
>he did a review of "cash me outside how bou dah"
>called it "basic ass, normie ass, forced bullshit"
how can one man be so based

"I really don't like african americans" - Fantano

>>71030476
I don't know, man. I'd be pretty happy if I were married to Danny Brown.

https://twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/828694019706322944

Note no mention of ex-

the eternal chubby skinny, never being able to have a muscular body, always so close, always so far.

>>71031456
wow so you're saying the divorce happened that recently? he must be really broken up about it.

>>71031006
lol

>>71031642
No, you're saying that, I proved that he's still married.

inb4
>the eternal chubby skinny, never being able to have a muscular body, always so close, always too far to lick

>>71031414
His meme reviews are unironically better to watch and more relevant than his music reviews.

>yes, he has more subscribers than he used to, but the *rate* at which he is gaining subscribers is not as high as the *rate* at which he used to be gaining subscribers, therefore he is a failure

this is some pravda shit right here

>>71030294
alt right shill go away, your poster boy got fucking wrecked by a literal melon.

>>71031864
Honestly this.

Also itaots is still a meme, fantano

>>71031864
This. Watched some a while back with some trepidation but they were actually not bad.

>>71030663

a SO can also be a spouse.

>>71030476
I honestly don't find Anthony that ugly, I think he could find something better than that disgusting piece of shit.

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>>71030294

He's not doing bad.
Ha also has that meme review channel which is moderately successful

>>71031006
kek this fucking thread

>>71030805
Where did you get that info about his wife lol
sounds fake

>>71032189

he's a light 7.

>>71031414
he's not lying tho

>>71032189
she's cute

>>71030476
More like she broke up with him for being an alt right melon.

>>71030476
hahaha its le epic nigger meme :) Take an upboat my friend, you said NIGGER, and that's truly EPIC my friend! Haha, NIGGER! Am I doing it right? Hahah, the word NIGGER is truly EPIC! HAHAH! Euphoric!

>>71032808
>Everyone who I don't like is alt right

>>71031034
source?

>>71031444
kek

>>71032821
t. nigger

>>71032713
more like strong 6

>>71030476
bro that is another lving human being, have a heart

>>71030294
J U S T E

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looks like best teeth in the fucking game has really fallen on some hard times.

>>71032788
this

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>be Depresiony Suicidetano
>make a living off of pretending to be an online music reviewing hipster
>end life

>>71031444
I wonder if her pussy be smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos.

>>71032821
Every tween and Idubbbz fan ever.

>>71030294
>Wife broke up with him, clinically depressed, decreasing views, in serious debt
[Citation needed]

>>71032845
>Let's deflect all criticism because I say so

Nice argument.