>Sometimes life can be so hard >When your belly is so plentiful

>look in the mirror
>flab is all I see
>an ocean of lard
>how could anyone love me

Brilliant

>me sad sad
>me eat eat
*sells records*
what did she mean by this ?

>Yeah, so I'm fat
>If ya ask me
>No real man should care about that
>But what's gonna be is gonna be

Pretty inspiring

>>71017388
Tired of this thing bitches do with their lips all the time now, it needs to stop

>>71017388
>Hello
>I'm fat
>I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to eat
>To go over
>To Maccy D's

>Baby you're so good to me
>And Ohhh I miss ya
>Sometimes you're all I need
>But man I want pizza

>My name is Adele and I'm from the UK
>You know that I'm a big fan of Beyoncé
>Lemonade was better than 25 in every way
>I still won the GRAMMY whoch wasn't okay
Damn..

>>71017430
I'll keks

>>71017928
*IRL

>Never mind I'll find
>Someone like you
>I wish nothing but the best
>For you two
>Don't forget me, I beg
>I remember you said
>Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead
wow

>>71017941
she never said this

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>When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay
>When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster, we gon slay

>>71017974
YAS. QUEEN. SLAY.

>been dying to eat you
>but everybody says ur hung
>said im dying to eat you boy
>but everybody says ur hung
damn

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>FUCK NIGGA TOUCH MY WEINER HOLE
>PUSSY NIGGA BACK THE FUCK UP

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>>71017974
I had to google this to see if it was real. Jesus Christ and people want this 'artist' to win anything?

>>71017974
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
Why do people praise this hack?

>>71017974
what the FUCK is this?

>>71017974
I'd fuck her I guess, if there is a free lobster meal in it.

Unless that isn't a restaurant chain. Is Red Lobster some kind of slang for an STD?

>>71018916
>Is Red Lobster some kind of slang for an STD?
No sir I believe you are thinking of blue waffle

>>71017974
I haven't laughed this hard a while

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>>71017974
>its fucking real

>>71018817
will always love the story behind pic related

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>>71021409
I always watch it from time to time for a laugh