'Zine Edition
Previous thread: >>70988346
ITT
Metal is gay
Nice start smhtbhfam
>>70999773
Hell yeah son
>>70999727
Anybody read 'zines?
>>70999727
Are there any 'zines worth checking out anymore?
>>70999791
back in the day
Post /thrash/
>>70999798
Dunno. Let's all buy a 'zine and review it.
is this their magnum opus?
>>70999752
Well you could have stayed away, that would have made the thread at least a little less nu-male.
>>70999860
>symphonic black metal
>>70999838
Post-Thrash
>>70999860
I love Steam Powered Jiraffe too!
>>70999860
No.
>>70999860
t. nu-male
>>70999886
>literally invented atmoshit
>>70999907
avant-thrluigi
>>70999860
Post magnum opuses
>>70999960
atmoshit is better than symphonic blacked metal
>I like sodom
>he means dic in the ass
>>70999994
Do you intend on elaborating that or are you just a cuck?
>>70999907
/Post/ thrash
>>70999987
He will never top this
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1993-08-18/news/9308180040_1_yngwie-malmsteen-police-phoenix
>>71000034
Never fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread
>>71000034
no real need to, sympho black sucks
>>71000144
You're a faggot-ass cuck newmale ass-baby
>>71000066
>>71000144
>>71000155
>>71000166
nice dubs now quit gettin mad
>>71000144
>>71000155
So you and thrash poster are the same person? That's pretty fucking gay, dude.
>>70999999
Post a better album. You fucking CAN'T. Just shut the fuck up.
>>70999752
God of thunder god of rain
Earth shaker who feels no pain
The powerhead of the universe
Now send your never ending curse
>>71000342
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>70999994
"no."
>tfw the good boy points to kvlt points exchange rate goes up
>>71000342
Wow, that was easy.
>>71000342
Literally any teutonic thrash from the same era
that IS the best american thrash album of all time, I'll give you that
>>71000342
>>71000437
>unamerican
lol. just lol. instantly gay. that's not even thrash, its just plain gay TRASH
raspy gay shit for faggots is what uve posted m8
>>71000342
>>71000415
Not even the best Destruction album
>>71000461
>Amerifat A.K.A. Trumpxican
opinions discarded henceforth
*blocks your path*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8wnG6Yomvw
bretty gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55hjuMPZaAk
>trying to get gf into metal
>tell her to find some shit she likes
>links this literally who all grrrrrrl band
Should I just dump the bitch and fuck a Thai lady boy instead?
>>71000613
>metalfag
>gf
yea cut the bullshit retard
>>71000642
Don't project your inadequacies on me
"This song's gonna kill all the fake people out there, all the posers!"
*No Remorse riff plays*
>>71000613
show her Alunah if she /has/ to listen to female vocals
>>71000659
Stage 2 has begun.
>>71000480
And even then it's better than "Reverb Awaits"
>>71000667
fuck I miss old megadeth!
>>70999907
This album sux.
>>71000685
>not liking the reverb on GOAT Awaits
Holy shit just look at this fagjina.
>>71000689
Too bad they play Enter Sandman to announce their Grammy. What a slap in the rattlehead.
>>71000685
Even Living Death's debut is better than Slayer's entire catalog
>>71000704
Listening to it is definitely akin to getting my dick sucked, yeah
>>71000706
>I'm 18 and edgy as fucc
Where's that mess of a chart when you need it
>>71000721
It was Master of Puppets you faglord
>>71000724
>Listening to it is definitely akin to getting my dick sucked, yeah
>>71000757
...Don't make me explain the joke to you you 11 year old ingrate.
>>71000771
Music and sex stimulate the same part of the brain
>>71000771
Oh no! You quoted my post while posting a picture of an awkward teen! I am undone!
>>71000823
>saving pictures of a crying shota on your hard drive
>>71000853
>doesn't know who Giovanni Bragolin was
>>71000853
>Painting of child = Shota
weeaboo logic
>>71000874
Probably some cuck just like you lol.
What are you blasting?
>>71000991
xDD GOT IM
>>71001024
Exactly same album my dude
>>71001035
My nigger.
>>71001024
that's really fucking gay, i hope you are ashamed of yourself
>>71000803
lol. getting your dick sucked feels much better than listening to some greasy long haired fuck belching into a microphone m8. you'd know this if u ever got your dick sucked, but here u are on /mu/ lmao. stop being such a cuck, srs
>>71001110
4/10, don't overdoit on the buzzwords and start at least the first word with a capital letter and it might pass off as legitimate
>>71000613
Can anyone here think of any genuinely good metal with female main vocals? I really would like to hear some, but I couldn't find any. Sometimes there's a good female support, like on Ensiferum's Iron album, but rarely does she perform for a whole album.
The best I've found are these doujin rock groups you might consider power metal, Ayutrica/Eclipseed. Really wonderful singers and some cool harmonies, but I think the instruments are mostly sequenced. While they aren't all that metal, their overall musicanship is far above any girl-led metal bands I know of.
Ayutrica - Glass no Shiro
https://a.uguu.se/q0euBKRPChRQ.mp3
>>71001133
literally everything i said is true cuck ;^)
y u so cucked tho?
>>71001110
>some disgusting human being slobbering diseases and germs all over the organ where you piss out of is considered to feel good
Fucking normies I swear
Nobody is going to mention that Dallas left Nile?
>>71001150
Depends. Do you mean any kind of vocals, clean vocals or harsh ones? There's plenty of great clean female singers.
>>71001150
maybe eluveitie or nightwish or arch enemy or similar boring shit to force somebody into a genre he's most likely not going to enjoy much apart from femvocal lowkey heavy metal.
>>71001168
>Brian Kingsland replacing Dallas
literally who
>>71000706
You suck at existing, but to each their own.
>>71000724
Wow wow, I'm not letting you disrespect Seasons, Show No Mercy and South Of Heaven like that anon. Agreed on Coroner though
>>71001024
>>71001035
BEWIIIIIITCHED
>>71001198
you're literally a 22 year old pasty fruitcake probably can't even grow facial hair yet
Seasons in the Abyss is a meme.
I DO NOT like Metallica!
>>71001188
Either is fine, I just want it to be plain good metal. I don't know of any female-fronted band comparable to great ones like Emperor or Manowar, or even decent ones like Skeletonwitch or fucking Stormwarrior. I'd sure LIKE to find it, though, it's a little depressing that the female-fronted bands are subpar. I'll certainly check out that album you posted though.
>>71001190
Already have a bunch of Nightwish albums. There were a few good songs, and I really liked the tone of Century Child, but overall the singer seemed to be phoning it in even though she was so talented, and she is wasted on the boring composition anyway.
Arch Enemy, insufferable.
But I'm still checking out Eluveitie now.
>>71001279
3rd and the Mortal, Atrox, early Gathering and Sacrilege (UK) spring to mind.
>>71001374
I really liked How to Measure a Planet from The Gathering, but didn't consider it metal. Still, I'll check out that list since you seem to have good taste. Thanks for the recs.
>>71001374
>Atrox
Oh man that woman's voice is absolutely INSANE
:)
>>71001411
>the party goers aren't eldritch aberrations
missed opportunity
>>71001401
Yeah, they went AtmoRock like most great doom bands did after the second half of the 90s, but check out Mandylion and Nighttime Birds. Rifftastic songs and her most compelling performance if you ask me
>>71001411
2/10 lad you really need to apply yourself.
>>71001432
>most compelling performance
Forgot to add "too bad the lyrics themselves are mostly shite"
Best metal tracks with a run-time of over 10 mins? I'm feeling like some drawn-out shit today
>>71001618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqkhZyN_FiA
>>71001618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8fo6AhhQA
>>70999838
does crossover count?
>>71001150
Left Hand Solution
>>71001226
Jokes on you, I'm a 21 year old neckbeard.
>>71001168
>its true
Holy shit. I fucking love Nile, I wonder what happened. Thank god I finally got to see them live last summer, damn man
>>70999791
Only punk... never seen a metal zine
>>71000021
Stfu stupid memer Sodom is GOAT
>>71001260
This is wrong
It is objectively Slayer's best 90's album and among their top 5
>>71001024
Dude Weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_0X6r64Ko4
Whats some doom that sounds like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEfIba4NNjc
The rest of the album sucks ass.
>>70999987
>>71001278
>>71002889
>>71002904
Good
Kirk Hammet's solos fucking suck but sometimes he has good ones
>>71002627
wrong
>>70999987
Is this peak Voivod?
>>71002926
Prove me wrong /mu/therfucker
>>71000342
So this is how Hell Awaits becomes a meme huh
>>71001618
anything by Paysage d'hiver, the 3 Deathspell Omega Ep's, half the songs on Rain upon the Impure.
>>71003044
Hell Awaits?
More like "damn senpai this is boring LMAO"
>>71003044
It's about damn time.
>>71001618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afH7ByUeWpY
haven't posted in this shithole in several months. what are some good metal releases from 2017?
this is probably my favorite so far
https://endalok.bandcamp.com/album/r-draumheimi-vi-urstygg-ar-2
>>71003290
>generic Icelandic dissoshit
wow faggot you should've stayed gone
>>71003324
>not liking generic icelandic dissoshit
it's pretty dynamic for dissoshit anyways
Why do people dislike them so much?
>>71003324
>>71003290
>>71003349
>>generic Icelandic dissoshit
new wormlust when?
>>71003324
>generic Icelandic dissoshit
>implying that's a bad thing
>>71003441
Because Rob Flynn was once a thrasher, got a whiff of mainstream dollars, sold the fuck out and starting playing nu-groove
>>71003290
>>71003441
This is actually a pretty good album desu
>>71001279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_YB35HeW-c
Can someone please help me with an argument? My friend thinks Painkiller is the best comeback metal album and I think it's pic related--which fag is right? Please say why.
>>71003441
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YOU GOTTA
STAND TALL AND CUT AWAY THE TIES
DROP WALLS AND HOLD THAT HEAD UP HIGH
>>71003493
oh shit i didn't even realize this had come out. is there anywhere i can download it?
>>71003568
He's right desu
>>71003568
You're both fags
Painkiller isn't really a comeback album since Ram It Down was kickass and Monotheist isn't a comeback album because it's doomshit and not crust punk thrash
>>71003619
Soulseek
>>71003349
>>71003450
>>71003463
>liking generic Icelandic dissoshit
>Baguettespell Memega keeps doing generic dissoshit release after release
>still gets called "avant-garde"
BASED Henry Rollins rightfully calling Iron Maiden shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn81LVJFEXY
>>71003652
There is literally nothing wrong with generic Icelandic dissoshit
>>71003632
>Ram it Down
Who seeing /marduk/ in here?
What a hideous photo
>>71004024
Almost bought tickets but I don't care honestly. Contemporary BM performances are a real hit or miss. I enjoyed the De Mysteriis tour because it WASN'T new shit.
I've come to the conclusion that pic related is better than Spectrum of Death
>>71002477
it's been 5 years since this...
Is Painkiller the single greatest metal album ever made?
so /metal/... what ringtone do you use?
What is some /r9k/ metal?
>>71005048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nCNXGcYWco
that drum intro is just so good
>>71003632
>Ram it Down
Not nearly as good as Turbo Lover I'm afraid.
>there will never be an OST as good as Vice City's V-Rock
metal for this feel?
>>71005169
>metal gear rising revegeance ost
cum on step it up
>>71005225
>unironically ranking -coreshit higher than glam and thrash
>>71005253
>dude glam lmao
>anything i dont like is -core
>>71002923
agreed.
>>71005305
glamcore
Admit it, if all djent sounded like this it'd be the best genre ever
>>71005836
wishy-washy chugging with """""transcendal""""" clean chords slowly rasterized over? meaning it would be like all djent is?
quick, post Poseur repellent, and not just obscure shite with garbage production.
I want stuff that obliterates Poseurs upon impact
>>71000470
gay cuckolds not welcome here
>>71005862
>rasterized
nigga
>>71006003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL2B4nuth84
Why is everyone dickriding Soen when Karnivool is the superior Tool clone band?
If dubs you all have to stop listening to whatever you're listening to and listen to some Ariel Pink
>>70999727
Is there a decent copy of Dissection's Storm of the Light's Bane available on Vinyl? did the band have a legitimate release of the album on LP?
rec something like this plz
What's the latest in cybergrind?
>>71006092
kek
>>71006287
still shit i hear
Seriously, the bullying against glam members of this community is getting way out of hand, especially since glam posters are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.
Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only glam man who finds it hard to take pride in his fellow glam- heads after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my musical taste from insecure poseurs here. Why not bully blackies or core-tards? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful nice as fuck genre?
>>71000342
based Hell Awaits
https://youtu.be/sP8kfHwBUrg
https://youtu.be/385q2NN4dJ0
>>70999838
>>71001024
probably some of the most evil riffs I've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgzIzvlXCtU
>>71003823
jeez, I had almost forgotten how fucking dumb he is
>>71006829
>tfw you will never ever play in a nip slam band
>>71006992
>play in a nip slam band
>>70999838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9vYf7r3wUo
Post album covers that don't match the music at all
>>71006999
i just want to play slams with my slanty-eyed bros across the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=broZyPzJavI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD0I5uCpmFw
>>70999838
>>71007031
you can form a band of french weeaboos who wish to play japanese slam metal
>>71001024
>>70999838
who supersonic thrash here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it9nuS6HOmA
>>70999987
>>71001024
literal symphonic glam
What do you guys listen when you get burned out of metal? I've been listening to a lot of Voivod lately.
>>71007007
>expect nu-male metal/buttsludge
>instead get some of the angriest, nihilistic, suffocating metal i've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_tvOTuJLe4
>>71007117
70s prog, dadrock, dungeon synth neofolk and synthwave
>>70999987
>magnum opuses
the plural is 'magna opera'
>>71007117
blues
>>71007201
>opus (plural opuses or opera)
>>71007201
shut up nerd
>>71007117
whenever i get bored of metal i just go on a /tv/ or /a/ binge until I'm bored of that too, and then go back to listening to metal
>>71007227
you forgot the magnum part mister wrong-corrector
>>70999987
>writes a masterpiece
>calls it masterpiece
these fucking guys
>>71007244
>magnum opus (plural noun: magnum opuses)
>>71007117
80s and 70s soft/prog rock. (foreigner, asia, Kansas)
anime music
various vidya games osts (age of empires)
>>71007201
Maybe golden dawn are just really angry at the bad literacy in greece?
>>71007007
>expect buttstoner
>get some weird electro-death instead
>>71007137
>admiral angry
>not nu male buttsludge
>>71007117
dark souls and bloodborne ost remixes, synthwave and death grips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id96CPBNbLM
>>71007316
>admiral angry
>nu male buttsludge
pick one
>>71007137
>that drum sound
stopped it immediately
>>71007117
Country, bluegrass and southern rock
>>71007117
classical
>>71007137
>>71007299
>>71007316
these colour schemes are pretty similar
>>71007137
it should be illegal to be this heavy
>4:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRQIX8Cu44
>>71007383
huh?
sounds like any meshuggah song
Your opinion on Whourkr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imaxtmdChwM
>>71007327
>>admiral angry
>>nu male buttsludge
pick two
>>71007404
*sampling intensifies*
>>71007401
this
they literally just play slow downtuned djent and yet nearly every sludge/doomfag shits themself over how "heavy" they are
>>71007454
>doomfag
naaah people who are really into 80s and 90s doom probably don't even know about that fashionable stuff
>>71007498
Can confirm
I have no idea what you homosexuals are talking about
I'm just gonna blare Cathedral while glaring out the window at normalfags buying overpriced roses for dry cunts
>>71007454
To be fair the only decent microgenre to come from djent garbage are the handful of slower, heavier, less overproduced wankless bands that are less rooted in proge and more in hardcore and sludge.
>>71007498
>>71007509
i've seen a bunch of sludgefags autistically monologue how admiral angry sounds evil and nasty like old school sludge or some shit
>>71007509
happy valentine's day anon (:
>>70999752
>more functional in society than average beta males
>one step above fedora lords
i can live with that
DESPERATE ANGEL!
DO DOO DOO DO DOO
FALLING FROM THE SKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CvzU9pV3Io
>>71007546
>similar artists
>Solstice
>While Heaven Wept
>Ereb Altor
>Candlemass
y-you too anon
>it's actually good
i've been lied to this whole time
>>71007742
>he unironically took someone's word that Bathory is shit
You weren't even trolled, you were Jew'd
>>71007814
not bathory, just that album. i always heard it was shit
the best black sabbath track right there
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2q3d4u
>>71007826
>dailymotion
>>71007826
Sounds good, sounds heavier and faster than anything off that album. going to relisten to that album.
>>71004252
you're conclusion is wrong
what are your thoughts about this album?
no memeing please
is prog the last good subgenre of metal?
>>71004252
>implying Scars and Crying for Death aren't better than the entirety of Destruction System
>>71008798
its astonishing
>>71008804
you made a typo on the word "least" there
>>71008839
this is the best prog metal album and subsequently the best metal album
prove me wrong
>>71008798
it's nafaryus
>>71008857
not even coheed fans like this album
There is literally nothing wrong with groove metal
If you hate it you might as well hate doom and stoner
>>71008857
>that voice
>>71001024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJ-EXoowk8
>>71001024
>>71008804
Metal died in 1973. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1974, being already recorded by 1973). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like ...Very 'Eavy Very 'Umble..., Black Sabbath, and Population II, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Sad Wings of Destiny and Motorhead, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into AC/DC).
Which album with Dio is the best of these eras
>80s Dio
>90s Dio
>2000s Dio
I think it's Heaven and Hell, Dehumanizer and Magica.
>>71009430
they all suck except for heaven and hell and mob rules
>>71007117
eurobeat
Someone needs to start a /metal/ video chat where we play MYFAROG together
>>71009515
this elitist fag doesn't like metal, what are you on about
>>71009551
and yet, we talk about him all the time
>>71009569
because he made some ok metal albums long ago
also because he's a meme
ALL
THE THINGS
WILL
BE
DEAD
DEAD
ALL THINGS
WILL BEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHH
*shredding solo kicks in*
>>71000342
The only notable album released in the last 10 years. Rest is al shite
>>71009786
>furfag shit
no thanks
>>71009579
>ok metal albums
hvis lyset tar oss is the greatest metal album ever though
>>71001150
Savage Master.
>>71009849
t, atmofag
>>71010009
t. whigger
>>71009849
Why do people suck Varg's dick on this board so much? His bands weren't even that good.
>>71009786
furries leave the hall
>>71010329
i think louis is pretty cringey but his first 4 albums are at least above average and people who say otherwise don't like black metal that much or are just being tasteless contrarians.
>>71010101
>whigger
so you prefer Tories?
>>71010369
I like what he did with Mayhem, and the early Burzum stuff was pretty k, but I think Immortal was pretty clearly the height of the genre. To me their approach was closer in representing what was quality about Black Metal than what Varg did.
>>71009786
What a great fucking album. Fucking love Speedwolf.
I'm guessing the furry thing is a meme? Or are they actually somehow associated with furdom?
>>71010382
>>71010382
good one my right honourable gentleman
>>71010382
>british "humor"
>>71009658
Very nice taste man :^)
>>71007546
Thanks for sharing this. These guys are fucking awesome.
>>71009398
>muh art and false sense of superiority
>>71007546
I feel bad for just finding out about this
>page 7
I really love nature the band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7wntm7QVXQ
>>71008804
No it was ruined by DT clones and djent
>>71008857
>coheed
>metal
lmao
This is as close as we get to Meloslam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5nP4Ios4vk
>>71011875
This world needs a purge
ï¾
>>71006220
muh big dick
Anybody have Neue Deutsche Härte recs based on these songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQTbo3YwoX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZb_HkNBo-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_yRoElwIc
Besides Eisbrecher, [early] Megaherz, [some] Unheilig and Rammstein I can't really find anything I like
>>71011990
wrong thread but I like oomph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4Xgm9dDMg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ2u3pRpCjc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuLPJg2gwjQ
>>71012021
NDH is a subgenre of metal in all fairness. Didn't like Oomph before but I'll give them another chance
GLAM IS GAYS
PROGE IS NERDS
GRIND OR KYS
Excuse me....just the greatest metal song of all time coming through....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEiyHrG_6oQ
DJENT OR GET BENT
>>71012247
Not even in top 5 FW albums
lol
>>71012384
>be a nu-male
>don't like butt- genres
pick both
>>71012021
>>71012033
Well after screwing around on Youtube, GlaubeLiebeTod and on seem to fit what I'm looking for, thanks.
Give me angry metal I HATE VALENTINES DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71012508
Fear Factory
>>71012478
>buzzwords
>>71012508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XImbF8ny8o
>>71012508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7lUMC-m3Q
>>71012508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL9Aohgd79I
Dead thread
>>71012508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmLamvzHhM
>>71012508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFV1biHrOBU
good ol dlr
>See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Glam fags were BTFO since 1985
>>71013241
delet this
goatmoon leaked :)))
>>71002324
Metalpunk zines are pretty common over here.
>>71013405
Who
>>71013405
Send libnk
What is some good metal
What the fuck was that Metallica+Lady Gaga thing?
Disappointed but not surprised.
>>71013576
>meal
>good
>>71005836
nah, this is what all djent should be like; jazzfusion with metal edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEc9PDtQ1u4
>>71013626
Not as awful as when they played Metallica when Megadeth won the award
>>71013641
theyre alright but holdsworth already did what they do and alot better
>>71013641
>jazzfusion with metal edge
Like Chon, Polyphia and Plini?
New thread
>>71013668
>>71013668
>>71010781
t. newfag
>>71013685
fucking hell
>>71013547
i got it on slsk, so expect a link to surface soon
>>71013641
>this is what all djent should be like
>there's no djenting
>>71001150
Holy Moses
The 3rd and the Mortal
>>71000470
holy shit i remember downloading this from a sharethread in like 2012
>>71001150
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