Metal General: Atmoshitters BTFO edition
Prev. Thead: >>70949549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlFqTUZJnpA
”That's the thing that's important to us. Riffs, riffs, riffs”
Atmokiddies are not welcome
2nd for glam
>>70957939
same here. i always had this bug in my head telling me to dump that crap and start listening to proper music
>>70957529
>>70956747
im team carcass. i listened to "weak meeeeemes" and i just hated the vox. it literally sounded like he was getting drowned in a toiled
is Fenriz the most respected man in metal?
Early Behemoth is best Behemoth.
Everything after Grom is disappointing.
>>70959458
>>70959455
>muh trve kvlt
opinions on the new bölzer? on the first listening i was turned off by the clean vocals, i liked his guttural vocals. i´m currently giving it another listen.
>>70959557
Yeah i like Mastodon too but they weren't good since CtS
>>70959455
People who think old behemoth are objectively better are either hipsters or people who use 'sellout' out of context
https://youtu.be/wxlyj1rs8y4
>>70959718
Cant tell if those are gutteral vocals or fast st anger snares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFIBEtbv0CQ
I unironically like buttpower
>>70959718
>when you put the metronome click sample for a snare
>>70959557
Yeah I like opeth too but they werent good since deliverance
>>70959718
The notion that people actually pay for this shit is just too funny
>>70959745
morgana lefay isn't buttpower, just oldschool swagger metal
buttpower is more like masterplan or something
>>70959718
>a rusty blasting bulldozer machine oiled with black gushing slams
what did they mean by this?
>>70959807
No one pays, its just all slam worldwide ad revenue.
>Hooked qt scene gf
>Asked her if she was subbed to slam worldwide on youtube
>'what's that anon?'
>'t. Nu-male'
>'What anon?'
>Open youtube and play some saponification for her
>shes not into it
>we dont talk for 2 days
>get a text
>'im seeing someone else anon'
Metal for this feel
Also did slam cause her to leave me?
>human garlic baking
https://youtu.be/psSmDPaJeMk
>>70959917
you rushed m8. slam requires proper foreplay
>>70959718
https://anomalistic.bandcamp.com/album/human-decimation
wtf is this toad metal or something?
>>70959917
did you unironically say "t. nu-male" to your gf anon?
>local death metal band member is facebook friends with Mike Browning
>former Morbid Angel drummer/vocalist and Nocturnus (AD)
>blogs about his daughter all the time
>find this
who knew Death Metal musicians were such NICE GUYS huh
>>70960052
I said it ironically but she didnnt notice
>>70960063
Mike moved out of his mom's house? Pat on the back for Mike, everyone!
>>70960063
>so what I doing wrong
Not going his own way
>>70960031
so this must be one of these bassdrums that just sound like clicks that fenriz spoke of
That feel when no james hetfield bf
>>70960201
who wrote this shit
what kind of autism is that
>>70960063
women want men who lead, not men who worship.
Fuggin beta :DDD
>>70960201
He would make her spit the bone if u know what i'm sayin
>>70960201
But we already know James is down to take one for his wife
>Periphery writes a song called Alpha
>it sounds beta as fuck
is Stoner the only subgenre where entry-level bands are actually the only one worth checking out?
I would be surprised if the girls in baby metal even know what metal music is, japanese pop music seems faker than even american pop music
nu-males are more likely to get laid or have girlfriends than elitist trve metalfag / internet metal nerds
my gf sent me a Lvcifyre video and she doesn't even listen to metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwlir9wUW_o
>>70960352
if that's what you tell yourself to sleep at night, i can't stop you
>>70960384
you know that it's true
animals as leaders is actually a pretty good blend of IDM, prog and Djent
Vektor - Terminal Redux
rec me some GENKI AS FUCK meal
>>70960571
top genki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYGoPZ68rz4
>>70960323
What did he mean by pic related?
lesser known NWOBHM turned GLAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-2ous1PQTQ
>>70960641
>Axl Rosenberg
>Don't be a beta
>>70960737
Sounds great tbqh
>>70959453
no, varg is
Please give me ur big huge riffs
>>70961278
SATAN IS REAL
SATAN IS REAL
>>70960617
>tfw no nene qt gf
what does "wankery" mean in relation to metal?
>>70961417
mindless guitar noodling
most of the time associated to shitty tech death and proge
You have to choose at least 3 bands to see at this festival.
Which ones do you watch?
>>70961417
Technicality that is present in service of itself rather than in service of song as a whole, Rings of Saturn would be a prime example
>>70961417
Technical filler used only to display ability at playing complicated bits. It usually doesn't really mean anything compositionally and detracts from the songwriting
>>70961449
I saw the term on Children of Bodom album review.
>>70961460
I only recognize bowling for soup and reel big fish
None of these are metal
>>70961460
Beartooth because they have that one pop metalcore song that is p catchy
Bowling for soup because i want to see fatty mc burgerlord rolling on the floor
We the Kings because it sound like a meme band judging from that band name
Rec me some modern tech death that doesn't use sweep picking
>>70961512
Vektor
>>70961495
>none of these are metal
that's the point
>>70961532
But this is the metal general
>>70961512
Sweep picking in general is usually a red flag anyway
try Ulcerate, i guess
>>70961549
they are bands that make metalheads buttmad tho
Verdict?
I think it's better than their 2014 release.
>>70961553
woah what now? shits versatile as fuck my man
>>70961602
name 1 (one) good band that regularly uses sweep picking
>>70961617
guessing you don't play guitar
either way I don't listen to any bands that use it
>>70961634
>guessing you don't play guitar
what does that have to do with anything kek
>>70961553
Listening to their first album now, like it so far, reminds me of Gorguts
>>70961529
Listened to Terminal Redux for only 1 second and I've already transcended the mortal realm
>>70961651
I was speaking of the versatility of sweep picking
are you that fucking brain dead?
>>70961617
Marty Friedman solo stuff and Coroner, can't think of anything else.
>>70961668
learn to structure your sentences otherwise it looks like complete unintelligible gibberish
>>70961706
the fact that you'd even surmise it was unintelligible shows how much of a brain fuck you are
>>70961749
chil out bro what the fuck
did i rape your mother or something
>>70961749
It was just a prank bro
>>70961659
>Listened to Terminal Redux for only 1 second and I've already transcended the mortal realm
Welcome brother
Remember that you need to vektorpost in /metal/ at least once per day to remain transcendent
How can I become a rusty blasting bulldozer machine oiled with black gushing slams?
>>70961776
>>70961768
>children
>>70961805
MODS
>>70961460
Pretty much a gig of "literally who"s.
What's the metal equivalent of a fat guy furiously masturbating on stage(starts from 4:15):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eDV4fJcRUI
>>70961843
You don't know Enter Shikari? man what rock have you been living under lol
>>70959718
So 2008 Slamcore is back with vengeance?
>>70961617
Cryptopsy, Suffocation, Decrepit Birth, Vital Remains, Abominable Putridity, Ne Obliviscaris, Inferi, Vale of Pnath, Dying Fetus and countless upon countless others... It's just a technique for fuck sake
>>70961883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUiFbcM1Lu4
Slam gigs are literally the most fun thing in existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBO3bAlh43Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6SWafRBhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ltLXZdTXco
>>70961883
>>70962045
im always impressed these fat guys can even get their fingers on the frets
>>70961920
Hence "pretty much".
There's 2 or 3 bands and then a bunch of fucking nobodies.
>>70962088
You don't know Bowling For Soup, Neck Deep, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Beartooth, Against Me!, The Bronx, Goldfinger? man what rock have you been living under lol
>>70962147
>giving a shit about bland modern pop punk
>>70962210
only Neck Deep is 'bland modern pop punk'
why are metal fans so quick to hate other genres lol
>>70962221
i don't hate on other genres, but all these bands are irredeemable garbage
>>70962248
they're fun bands though lol
>>70959743
Stop ____.
>thrashing at incredible high speed
>>70962284
top 40 music is fun, too
but i wouldn't go see any top 40 artist live
>>70962312
what about taylor swift
Leviathan - Massive Conspiracy Against All Life
>>70962300
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>70962332
what about her?
>>70962361
on point
What's your favorite Voivod album?(pic related)
if i happen to have a son i'll call him Terminal Redux
>>70962376
shes top 40, would you go see her live
i would
this album is mad underrated
>>70962070
let's help this guy out
>>70962450
fuck off thats probably your thread
>>70962432
i don't think so
although i like 1989
Pretty unique sound,more like this?
https://youtu.be/bl9yIpCncKs
>>70962565
Absurd
who did it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KnyL4IFcwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukxvJAHzaMI
>>70962565
>unique
its literally a cover of pa vikingtog march, with typical nsbm lofi production, and neofolk vocals.
>>70962687
That sounds pretty unique to me
Holy fuck Mayhem is actually good live now
>>70959557
clean vocals sound like a retarded Randy Newman
>>70959718
My goddamn sides
>>70959557
sucks dick
and its not even that bad, its just bland and mediocre as fuck
mastodon riffs with drunk danzig vocals???
just stick to their ep's
>>70962667
>Bassist's nickname is Oz
>Introduced "The Horns"
>>70963073
>Oz Osborne
>wrote black sabbath, a heavy satanic blues song in 1969
>Ozzy Osbourne
>wrote black sabbath, a heavy satanic blues song a year later
>>70960035
lmao
>>70960384
This is way too much me. I don't like a great deal of this bands, yet there so many of my favorite releases on this list.
>>70959743
can't unhear
my eye... is the bordegz 8DDD
DZZZZSSSHWWWWEEEEWWWWW
DING
DONG....
from which nothing ezgabes :-DD
COME TO GRIEF
>>70963391
do you believe in aliens, anon?
>>70960031
Goddammit this is so bad haha
>>70963410
>>70963391
>White supremacy disguised as alien mumbo jumbo
back to pol faggot
>>70963543
ALIEN supremacy.
It's not Snorre's fault if he's literally got ayylmao DNA mixed in him that gives him superpowers of prescience and astral projection, whereas you don't.
>>70963543
do you only listen to cucked metal genres like melodeath and metalcore?
>>70963559
Jeeeesus, what a mindjob...
>>70963586
*spooky squeaky synth kicks in*
>>70963567
Do YOU only listen to redneck genres like Slam, Grindcore, Groove, and Thorns?
how do i write the sickest metalcores?
>>70963686
absolutely
>>70963686
the only correct option is yes
why are there so many viking weebs in metal
>>70963763
because we wuz vikangz n sheiiiiiiit
name one good Darkthrone riff
>>70963763
See:>>70963543
but replace alien with viking
Any good bandcamp releases I should know about?
Has anybody else heard of this band?
For many years I've tried to get into Kataklysm as a band that I thought I'd love
today it finally happened, it clicked
>>70963869
My wife's son introduced me to them
>>70963227
ozzy didn't write shit
I don't believe in god
>>70963931
woah there
SATAN IS REAL
I finally found that black metal song where he says "chicken" a bunch, no thanks to you faggots.
It was hiding it plain sight:
https://youtu.be/b-gBds6v6Ak
>>70963931
fuck off varg
>>70964059
No u
>>70963998
only death is real
>>70964372
fuck off??????????
>>70964079
kek, saved
>>70963998
If Satan's real then where's my bike you fat jolly bastard
>>70963869
>tfw listening to bernheim forest in spring while in bernheim forest during spring
varg just posted another bm video
>>70964433
i fucking hate burzum but his blogpost youtube channel is pretty entertaining
>>70964433
/OURGUY/
>>70964461
>i fucking hate burzum
t. nu-male
>>70964473
Charge your phone.
Post charts please.
how did euronymous have enough money to have a record shop and buy gibsons and all that?
>>70960384
>Litourgiya
>Scar sighted
>Nu-male
Do get tired of only listening to first wave?
>>70964543
wealthy parents, everyone in the original second wave were rich kids
>>70964541
Super chart there buddy
>>70964549
it's a bait chart dummy
>>70964541
why should i care about glam over speed/heavy/uspm
>>70964473
cringe
>>70964569
Thanks man
>>70964577
Because I assume you are not autistic
>>70964525
essential power metal
>>70964585
his sycophantic, sperg fans that comment on his videos are always good for a cringe
>>70964541
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU11NcH7nHQ
>>70964635
>metal died
>>70964549
first wave is objectively superior to anything on this chart
>>70964602
so it's just meme music compared to >>70964621
>>70964635
>mfw i killed metal
will the police ever catch me?
>>70964635
Ir was the record companies more than the genre it's self.
How many shitty over exposed thrash bands did you get in the late 80s and early 90s and how many shitty alternative rock bands in the 90s were being pushed down your throat,
i remember the 2000s where there were nothing but nu-metal and emo bands being pushed.
>>70964722
No what you linked is commonly reffered to as queer or fedora metal. If you like homosexual anal sex and dragons follow that chart. If you are a straight male chek out mine
>metal is listen under rock, which is listen under pop
Opinions on this album?
>>70964621
>essential power metal
>its all USPM
I mean USPM is fucking great but I hold it much closer to heavy metal/nwobhm than power metal
>>70965081
that is why it's better
Europower metal is very boring and has that singalong aerna rock sound to it.
Europower metal is essentially Glam without the glam or the good song writing
>>70965163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OqkFQ1Zsm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwnipCkNgDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbthekf4lms
How are these glam
>>70959389
R I F F S
>>70965201
They're not glam, but they're not eupm either, more like german speed-power metal. Also while we're on the topic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTXsfX3RiCY
>>70965001
What did he mean by this?
>>70965001
technically everything is classical, pop or traditional/folk
>>70964541
>Poison in that chart
delet
>>70965824
Doesnt get more glamorous than that. Also the tittle track is killer
>>70961564 did you like this album, guys?
what are some albums that SCREAM "nu-male"
>>70966061
Your favorite record.
Is there anything better than fast and dirty blackened motorhead/venom worshipl? chapel, speedwolf, midnight, and bewitcher are my go to listens atm.
>>70966074
i know that ATWW is very nu-maley, but apart from that obvious one?
>>70966061
anything with "atmosphere" in its description or genre
>>70966099
Black metal during the early 90's.
>>70966099
Speedböözer
>>70966099
Bewitcher was everyone's 2016 AOTY right?
also >>70966140 is a good band
Is Perpetual Flame the best Yngwie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi1mgxSV8es
>>70966140
Fukin good stuff. Vocalist is like a more lemmy, lemmy
how come i wasn't aware of Dave Grohl's Voivod worship band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17bOAXnJIjg
I really liked the slower less thrashy tracks on this album
>>70966272
the only good thing dave grohl was in is pic related
>>70964473
wait varg is /pol/ now?
>>70966329
nah mate 90s foo fighters were pretty gud
>>70966350
>now
>>70966328
what album is this?
>>70966328
I liked the Black metal tracks more
>>70966406
something something by Voivod
>>70966353
i'll give you nirvana but foo fighters is fucking dogshit
>>70966350
>now
>>70966350
>nwo
>>70966406
Gojira - Panopticon feat. Bjorn "Speed" Strid
........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................satan
>tfw dio will never be alive again
>>70966708
>Varg will die before you
>>70966708
>tfw you were not dead
>tfw you never existed
>>70966669
Guide me
Thinking about buying this and setting it up for drop D. Probably gonna throw a black winter in the bridge. Should i try to find a nice single coil too or just ignore it all together?
>>70966842
How can you be so sure. What if you die today or tomorrow?
>>70966957
Stick with just the replacement humbucker and see how you get on, see if the neck pickup is acceptable/whether you use it all that much and replace it if you don't like it
>>70967002
Die how? I'm not old.
>>70967078
You're going to die in a violent accident very soon.
I mean when you think about it be'lakor is just the logical conclusion of melodeath.
>>70967114
logical conclusion of shit is more shit
got it
>>70967092
Fuck off Varg, you're old, get used to it.
>>70967145
Melodeath is patrician. It's what metallers listen to when they grow out of their edgy black metal phase.
FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC WILL NOT GROW!
Metal? Yeah, I like metal. At the Gates, In Flames, Insomnium, Be'lakor, the list goes on...
>>70967163
No. Buy myfarog.
>>70967293
good meme
Metal? Yeah, I like metal. Liturgy, Mesarthim, Ved Buens Ende, Swans, the list goes on...
Never understood why people shat on this album so much. Sure the production was brickwalled af but it's good Melechesh, plenty of tasty riffs with that middle eastern flavor.
Metal? Yeah, I like metal. Deafheaven, the list could go on...
the only band is Crimson Massacre
everything else doesn't exist
>>70967468
I think you meant Forsaken Vulture
Metal? Yeah, I like metal. Sabaton, gloryhammer, metallica, the list goes on...
Metal? Yeah I like metal, I'm 12 btw.
>>70964621
>power metal
>faggy 80s american butt metal
pick one
>>70967963
Why not both
>>70967963
>Mom, look at me, I'm fitting in with the big boys xD
Sodom? Yeah, I like anal sex, HIV, hepatitis b, the list goes on...
>>70959557
I absolutely love all their EPs but yea this just did not do it for me. Aura is fucking amazing
Is there anything worth checkin out of Ildjarn other than Ildjarn is Dead?
dank shit
>>70960384
am I doing something wrong if I like a majority of those albums but find pegging really uncomfortable?
How do I into /metal/ pls help
Sup posers, just got done listening to a lost recording of Uruk Hai, and it was fucking disgusting. I want you losers to prove your TRVE CVLT status by showing me your favorite demos, the worse the audio quality, the better.
>>70968543
the only way to repent is to listen to nothing but motorhead riffs with black metal vocals for at least a year
Why is (prog) rock so dead?
>>70966350
>new
>>70968603
The best demos are the ones that have no set name, song titles, album art and a single review of 10% on Metal Autists.
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Metal_Band/Demo/326498
"Each demo copy has its own unique, hand-made cover made from duct tape and cardboard."
>>70960535
It is really thrash's answer to sunbather
whats the reelest metal?
>>70962340
underrated post
Any other blackgaze similar to Alcest and Les Discrets? I did not enjoy Sunbather.
>go to local record store
>flip through their metal releases
>narrow it down to two I want, Destroyer 666's Wildfire or Taake's Noregs Vaapen
>decide on the Destroyer 666 because I already have a couple Taake albums
>buy it for 15 bucks
>get home and open it, there is a sticker I didn't notice that it's a 1 of 200 silver special edition
Neat, my sunday funday is off to a good start
>>70968603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-N-BnQBRKc
>>70968280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgySbH4YAz8
>>70967398
They're decent, but my problem with them is their riffs are very static; they tend to stay on the same chord for almost the entirety of each song.
Have you listened to Aeternam?
>>70968936
>>70968510
Mongo-tallica
Favourite album from 2016?
Pic related.
>>70969494
t. nu-male
>>70969494
>>70969473
Mongollica
>>70969494
if we're just talking metal here. Wasn't my #1 overall.
Will BtBaM ever release anything as good as this album again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjug7xyyQ7I
>>70969494
>>70969494
negrodiablo - poser triturador
>>70969494
Inquisition, Mithras, Moonsorrow, Oranssi Pazuzu, the list can go on...
>>70969685
Nope, Alaska is GOAT. Even Laser Speed works
how do i into gay faggotcore
>>70970063
band over
>>70970063
start listening to insomnium
post yfw the riff is good
>>70970063
Glam and Djent.
>>70970152
>>70970063
Black metal, stoner doom
>>70970152
>>70970152
am le wife-beater kek
>>70970152
>>70970152
>>70967293
>At the Gates
some good stuff in their earlier works
>In Flames
Clayman is in my top 10
>Insomnium
admittedly haven't heard much from them
>Be'lakor
Vessels & Stone's Reach are great albums
>>70970152
>>70970152
1st wave of black metal and a little bit of second wave
>>70970152
>>70970152
>>70970152
>tfw the riff is shit
>>>/v/367221789
w e w
sure darn smells like illegals slamz 'round here, give 'em to me and ain't no blood gonna be shed
>tfw you want just one pepsi
I fucking hate you all
>>70970806
y-you too
>>70970152
>>70970557
I imagine that was what Paul would look like while on a heroic dose.
>>70970940
tfw deepart is dead
>>70970152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aURv2uR9-yM
I can dig it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVlj-T6riGU
pure kino
>>70961197
No, Bjorn "Speed" Strid is.
>>70964623
Holy shit.