You know what types of musicians the world needs? The ones that

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You know what types of musicians the world needs? The ones that play clawhammer banjo. Man, don't you just love it when they see some Deering on display at a guitar store, and go "watch this sick lick, bro" and then play the beginning tune of Cripple Creek?
If you play a banjo, life is pretty much made for you. You will create a band that consists of your best friends, you'll create cool bluegrass tracks with heart-felt lyrics about depression and whiskey. People will finally respect you. You'll be one of the cool guys. And then you'll do a concert at your coal mine, and you'll play your favorite song to perfection, and your crush of 5 years will go up to you and say "dad your talent is amazing, wanna be my boyfriend?" and she'll choke on your cock right then and there.
Now, you might only be able to badly play a few chords and like 3 runs from songs from Bela Fleck, but someday, the world will be at your feet. You play a banjo, after all ;))

>>70958763
someone wrote this

>>70958794
someone picked fruit hanging this low

>>70958804
no one touched you're tiny dick lmao

>>70958824
someone projected this hard

>>70958835
no one touched you're tiny dick lmao

>>70958854
someone is this autistic

>>70958854
no one touched you're tiny dick lmao

>>70958862
see
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>>70958858
no one touched you're tiny dick lmao

>>70958824
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>>70958854
All me, btw :)

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>>70958794
All (You), btw x)

>>70958880
someone is this fake

>>70958887
someone missed quads this badly

>>70958901
In many handmade Persian rugs and carpets you will discover the deliberate mistake. Followers of Islam believe only Allah makes things perfectly, and therefore to weave a perfect rug or carpet would be an offence to Allah. The original deliberate mistake is usually made in the execution of the pattern of the rug and not in the dying of the wool or silk, and certainly not the quality of the weaving.

>>70958917
see I knew the white album was perfect

I'm looking at you Ringo

but i already play classical

>>70959350
shut up gerard

>>70959414
you know nothing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p2UvOu9a8E

>>70958741
you seem really bitter and sad

>>70959616
someone wrote this

>>70959642
that's right, go hide behind your memes and irony like the pathetic little bitch you are

we both know what's really up

>>70959685
someone is this upset

>>70959685
someone thinks i'm op

>>70959703
you perceive that in me because it is the most prevalent part of yourself, though you are so desperately trying to fight the fact that you are bitter and sad you project it onto me rather than accept it comes from you

you have a lot of growing up to do

>>70959747
people don't like you

>>70959755
you're doing it again

sad, like a dog chasing its tail

>>70959787
i thought it was cause you're stupid so i tried to give you advice but it turns out it's cause you're an asshole lmao

>>70959813
and you never even stop to question why this barrage of hate comes so naturally and seamlessly from within you

it is you, friend

>>70959830
people don't like you because you dismiss their opinions and feelings, including those about your very dismissal. you do this because you think you're superior despite never having accomplished anything remarkable.

>>70959867
In a way, despite the fact that you are denying all of these emotions coming from within you, this is healthy, as at least you are projecting them somewhere. You are talking through it, even if it is mainly with yourself - in a way you are almost self-therapising by doing this. It's a good environment to do this, because I fear the more you project about yourself onto me, and the more and more specific you become about yourself inadvertently, you are embarrassing yourself, letting us all into your private secrets and deepest fears.

>>70959913
someone wrote this

>>70959913
>listens to The Wall once