The best living guitarist is a white women and there's nothing

>inb4 "soulless"

Who is this?

>>70953085

Filename

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Not while this fucker's still alive.

>>70952645
Literally ~W H O~

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>>70953657
>not even the best guitarist named David Gilmore

>>70953691
kek

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>Mary Halvorson is an avant-garde jazz guitarist

Stopped reading there

I know this whole thread is bait, but Mary is a great fucking guitarist and she deserves more attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJwyBBcP51A&t=897s

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>>70953330
Ahh. Maxime Res-Default. I've heard of her.

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>>70952645
That's not Joe Satriani.

>>70953726
More like LePleb.jpg.

>a
>women

>>70953727
Listening to it. I really wish she knew how to add variety in rhythm more smoothly. The music ends up sounding far too straightforward rhythmically otherwise.

>>70953727
That was an awful jam despite her skill.

Anyway everyone knows John Williams is objectively the best living guitarist.

>>70954130
This is great tbqh

>>70953727
I'd jam with her. reminds me of captain beefheart

>>70952645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1BSF_WeEcE

>>70952681
it's okay to be soulless
ironically, there are other soulless people to connect with

Is she autistic? Her eyes are strange.

>>70953727
holy shit that's bad, not even like good in terms of playing brown, like actual shit

>>70952645
I love Beefheart as much as the next guy, but he was a mad genius.
That being said, this chick's a terrible hack.

>>70954130
>>70954666
>>70954894
You niggers are crazy, this is pretty good.

Tommy Emmanuel

>>70953727
i dont like it and that's coming from a faggot who thinks ascension is john coltranes best album

>>70952645
Mary Halvorson sucks fucking dick. Her playing is so stiff, most of her playing sounds like a kid practicing exercises. Do you think anyone would care about her if she didn't have a pussy? Fuck no.

>>70955371
>being a misogynist
>2017

>>70953727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLC11CO55bE

This is a better example

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>>70952645
hmm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6RYr8BpiGM

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>>70952645

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>>70952645
mah complex composition and songwriting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPPPDp_2EwI

>>70952645
I'm sorry what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVT65M4mRnM

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>>70952645
how wrong you are

Ben Weinman.

>>70952645
Fred Frith would like to have a word with you

>>70953731
kek

It's Mary Halvorson.

>>70953727
this is godamn awful, jazz is such a fuck sounding wank stain genre

>>70958903
that was not proper jazz

>>70958421

you're too patrician for this board kindly stop making good posts here

>>70955420
/thread?

>>70953773
DALE

>>70958039
normally i'm attracted to lesbians but that's a butch too far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdYJf_ybyVo

I'm guessing most of you have already seen this but it's always worth another watch. I had one of the best experiences of my life listening to this song on repeat while on a sailboat in the Gulf of Mexico after taking 60mg temazepam.

>>70955420
Its not misogyny if its true

I listened to her for a bit. She's good. "Greatest ever" though, lmao.

>>70959095
No you see anon this is enjoyable, so it's shit

>NO AVANT-GARDE = NO SKILL

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>>70954130
this

>>70959095
Damn that's pretty. A bit too much on the upbeat inspirational side for me, like it doesn't seem to have any bite to it, but that's just a personal thing. Dude's an incredible player.

>>70959134
some people find avant garde music enjoyable

>>70959095
Not a fan. Yeah he's skilled and it sounds pretty but why the need to shove as many playing styles into one piece? Feels tacky.

Now for technical perfection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e30sfenIXJw

>>70953773
boring, he's not even the best legato player.

Larry Carlton.

>>70953773
One of the most boring guitar players out there.

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Not even close, kiddo.

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Miles Okazaki does that sound better, Mary Halvorson has no fucking swing in her playing. It's not like it's intentional either, you can tell that's just how she learned to pick. I love avant-garde jazz but she's really a mediocre player being carried by the fact that she's a female.

this is how it's done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFNldzReNq8