Is the harp the most sexist instrument ever made? You never

I went to school with the bloke that plays harp for Florence + The Machine.

You can't be sexist against guys just like you can't be racist against whites.

No, the knob keyboard, an instrument I've just invented, is. It's a keyboard you play by hitting it with your knob.

>>70925177
The harp player in The Polyphonic Spree was a guy

>>70925258
lmao just say penis

>>70925258
good thing women can have penises

>>70925177
>You never see guys playing it.
B*tch Guess Again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GArbUV_yv2k

My drummer (a dude) plays the harp.

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Checkmate

>>70925425
These types of harps just freak me out for some reason.

>>70925258
Are you implying some women don't have penises you judgemental prick?

>>70925177
Dunno what you're talking about. When I think of harps, I imagine a completely ripped dude with no shirt and flowing blonde hair.

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>>70925177

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Probably the best classical harpist playing today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgzguRsVD2Y

>>70925286
B-but that's a no-no word
>>70925308
>>70925498
>implying I implied the opposite
This is true but most women do not and are therefore disadvantaged

>>70927642
I want to suck that man's penis

Gail Laughton was a dude who played the harp

https://youtu.be/I6QW10Uttyg

But OP is pretty much right, I work in classical music and 95% of harp players are tiny women