>at class >"can i borrow your headphones?" >"okay,

hey panda is prob better than what you were using them for

>I love twenty one pulps because of their poetry-like lyrics
>they're pretty much the only emo band I like

>>70901130
why is this always the first comment to these threads

I refuse to believe someone is still listening to Panda. This is bait.

>>70901153
It isn't and it happend last december

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>at class
>"can i borrow your headphones?"
>"okay, what are you going to listen to"
>o-oh I-I'm listening to uhh, d-drake...
>"okay cool"
>later into the class he checks the time on his phone
>Naruto AMV youtube.mp3

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>at class
>girl next to me is browsing pitchfork on her laptop while our teacher talks
>man up and start talking to her
>has amazing taste in music and wants to write for vice one day and eventually do music and film reviews via youtube
>ask her out for coffee
>turns out shes a lesbian
>JUST
>fap to her pics all the time anyway

>>70901532
>Pitchfork
>Vice
>Good taste
Better be b8...

>>70901532
>>70901656
>Pitchfork
>Vice
>Vagina
>Good taste
Better be b8...

>>70901711
she's a lesbnen, so that's like a vagined man. Could be patrician.

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>hanging out with this girl in her bed
>checking out each other's last.fms
>she's been listening to radiohead
>"what's your favorite radiohead album?"
>notice her getting visibly angry
>"i don't listen to albums"

The strangest thing was the she actually got angry about the question. Now that I think, she used to occasionally have these outbursts. She also listened to ASMR videos every night before falling asleep and I never saw her washing her teeth.

>>70901783
So she's autistic
It's ok anon, you don't want an autistic girl anyway

>>70901532
You must be 18 to post on this board

>>70901656
>>70901711
>>70901866
t.virgins

>>70901532
>>70901728
>implying lesbians actually exist
she just didn't want your dick

>>70901532
>not accepting the challenge

nu-cuck

>>70901844
Yes I do

>>70901905
What makes you say that?

>>70901532
>browsing pitchfork
Ya dodged a bullet son

>in class
>teacher

get out under 18s

>>70902337
Sorry you didn't make it to college anon

>>70902370
>talking during a lecture
kill yourself

>>70902370
But in collage you call them profs, not teachers. And people don't aspire to write for something "some day", they just do it currently as an intern.

>>70901150
because dumb frogposters never learn

>>70901783
Why would you see her washing her teeth?

>>70902463
Because we were dating for few months and spent several nights together

>>70902463
>>70903058
How do you even wash your teeth? I always just brush mine; when you wash them, do you use a wash cloth? What do you use for soap?

>>70902463
Perhaps she took them out first...

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Post yfw this happens

>What music do you want to listen to?
>Whatever you want Anon :)

>>70903110
yeah I was about to ask this

figured it was a british or aussie thing but nothing's coming up on google

>>70903110
Awh shit, I meant to brush. Sorry, I'm not a native speaker

>>70903138
oh goddamnit you're multi-lingual

It's like making fun of someone's car and finding out it's just one of their three cars.

>>70901094
Dumb frogposter kill yourself.

>at class
>"can I fart in your face?"
>uhhh
>farts anyway
>wake up in hospital after 3 months of coma

>>70901153
fuck you
t. still listen to panda in my car

>>70903603
lol

>>70901452
Naruto?
How does that make him a normie? Normies don't even know anime exists.

>>70901094
>at class
>"can i borrow your headphones?"
>"okay, what are you going to listen to"
>oh I'm just listening to Bossanova by The Pixies