why are rym reviews so fucking embarrassing i haven't

people didn't realize reviews like that were embarrassing until about 2012

cut em some slack boyo

>>70856271
The reviews in Spanish are the worst of all.

>>70856290
>high school
>years of rough studies and training

whoever wrote this is a faggot and there's no denying it

reminder that if you don't like yum yab killers you are a pleb of the highest caliber

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Shitty rym review thread?

>>70856308
every spanish reviewer is a basic bitch or a metal manchild lml

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>>70856308
*any foreign language review

someone post that one lysf review

>>70856641
www.etilenosound.com

>>70856271
Dude it's like you don't even """""""""""like""""""""""" music, lol

>>70856271
I understand wanting to vocalize an abstract concept that is your interpretation of a song or an album or whatever but these long-winded non-reviews about some stupid anecdote are pants on head retarded.

>>70857473
GOOD point

this record is sooooo innocent

>>70857228
Why?

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>>70856631
fo sho

>I declined and asked for a copy of "Soundtracks for the Blind" instead

Stopped reading there.

>>70856308
>go to most album pages
>there's a review in Spanish/Italian/French with a rating of 2 stars or lower

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The last one made me burst out laughing when I read it. It's something by Stockhausen but I forget what.

>>70857597
You take what I give to you, sweet girlie-girl yah...