daily reminder that
Female singers with deep voices>>>>>>>>female singers with high obnoxious headache inducing little girl voices
>>70856028
In less than 2 minutes I proved you wrong.
>>70856028
you could have started with a good example OP, instead you set yourself up for failiure
There was a study that showed that the most favored kind of music literally on Earth is music with deep, calming female vocals like Adele or Billie Holiday, it won the overall vote in a landslide apparently
It just goes to show you objectively true this is, no one actually wants to listen to Bjork or Joanna Newsom or Grimes at the end of the day, it's all just hype designed to rile you up
>>70856028
I wish Lorde was my gf
>>70856161
>There was a study
>No link, source or title to this study.
Mhm.....
>>70856072
/thread
>>70856187
>Mhm.....
I will rip your fucking throat out don't test me you little reddit boy
Lana del Boring-voice-fat-always-ugly-anyway
Yer Led Anal
think about it
>>70856263
>This pissy that he couldn't find a source to this definitely real 'study'
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There was a study that showed that the most favored kind of music literally on Earth is music with high pitched, squeaking female vocals like Bjork or Grimes, it won the overall vote in a landslide apparently
It just goes to show you objectively true this is, no one actually wants to listen to Nico or Lana del Rey at the end of the day, it's all just hype designed to rile you up
>>70856275
she has alot of upbeat songs, maybe you should listen to her music before judging
>listening to female artists
>>70856292
CMON BOYS LET'S GET SOME FUCKIN SOURCES IN THIS BITCH.
>>70856161
So you're telling me that Adele is better than Björk?
>>70856358
My autistic cousin who draws DBZ characters literally all day is better than Bjork
There was a study that showed that the most favored kind of music literally on Earth is music with deep, calming male vocals like Swans or Death Grips, it won the overall vote in a landslide apparently
It just goes to show you objectively true this is, no one actually wants to listen to Sufjan or Nick Drake or Jeff Buckley at the end of the day, it's all just hype designed to rile you up
There was a study that showed that the most favored kind of music literally on Earth is music with sweet, groovy as fuck synth lines like Hancock or Hancock, it won the overall vote in a landslide apparently
It just goes to show you objectively true this is, no one actually wants to listen to Miles Davis or John Coltrane or The List Goes On at the end of the day, it's all just hype designed to rile you up
>>70856538
>or The List Goes On
mild kek
>>70856538
>Miles Davis or John Coltrane or The List Goes On
kek
>>70856538
thank you Herbie-poster, these plebs need some light in their heads
I think right it the middle is perfect, something like Astrud Gilberto. If I had to pick I would go with a buttery smooth low voice.
>>70856599
No problem, my son.
May Herbie bless you.
>>70856072
Bjork's music > Lana's Music
Bjork's Voice < Lana's voice
>>70856028
yeah but
Thin singers>obese singers
>>70856161
>Billie Holiday
>deep voice
>>70856330
What
Lana's natural voice isn't even deep though. She sings low for parts of her well-known songs because it plays well, but if you listen to her discoography it's obvious that she heavily affecting it.
>>70859268
Lana has a great vocal range, she can do both high and low voices and still sound better than most female singers
yeah but male musicians > female musicians so why even bother
anyway here's my favourite female vocal performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFsDQeTUT4
>>70856330
virgino
>>70856028
Grimes > Lana
>>70860667
the vocals are the weakest part of her songs
>>70860667
Stay in your containment thread, cancer.
>>70856161
that's why beach house is the coziest music ever. I want Victoria Legrand to sing me lullabies every night
>>70856028
>>70856028
This Lana marketing campaign in /mu/ is trash
You'll need a NextGenCrusher kinda meme.