well /mu/, is it true what they say? Is she really the queen

Get a job or something ffs

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>>70846603
but she's fat

is that Lana "Del Taco" Rey?

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I want her to sit on my face

>>70845308
Woah that looks pretty!

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wha happen

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I ATE MY WAY TO THE TOP

She's an ugly little rich kid with literal billions of dollars behind her, her music was never good and she paid for everything so she could act like a pop star.

She's had plastic surgery, get's an insane amount of photoshop and positive publicity and still manages to come off like a 5.5/10 chunky bitch with no appeal. It blows my mind how someone can achieve so little with so many resources, her work ethic and drive must be so fucking low.

>>70852089
her parents didn't pay for shit, she moved out when she was 18 and lived in a trailer park

>>70852478

lmao if you fall for that meme, her parents paid for literally everything you potato.

Nah yeah bro this kid with billionaire parents lived in a trailer park just before her edgy music career took off, completely legit

>>70845308
more like Lana del weigth

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>>70845308
DON'T BULLY!!!

LANA A CUTE

A CUTE

>>70845308
it physically hurts me that I'll never fugg lana ;(

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CUTE!!!

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eat Lana eat

>>70845308
She's the Queen of Boney Island, and I'm the only resident. Population: 2

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>ywn have an exesivly big dinner with Lana

>>70845308
>>70851940
>>70857669
>>70858911
>this is what /tv/ considers fat
???

>>70845308
>>70851940
short shorts where u can see the pockets or whatever is my thing right now

>>70855111
what went wrong?

>caring about the visual appearance of an artist in a non-visual medium

>>70859659
this is a imageboard and there is musical discussion here

>>70859659
When was pop music ever a non-visual medium?

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>>70858924
Where do you think we are?

>>70845308
>>70851940
>>70857669
Remember when she was supposed to be like some 50's aesthetic gangster girl hanging out with asap rocky? why does she look like a soccer mom now?

>>70860904
Too much BBC

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>>70860904
because she's 31 now and the "wild Americana" thing isn't actually what Lana is like irl

Asap rocky was Originally going to be featured in that song, but they chose to keep him in the music video, it doesn't have any meaning besides that

not even asap rocky wants to touch senile obese Lana

>>70860920
aaaaand the cucks have arrived, threads over.

it was fun while it lasted.

T H I C C
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>>70861905
This

>low test betas on /mu/ can't handle a high test thicc goddess
Ishygddt

>>70859080
where were you in 2012

>>70851940
I'd easily fuck it still.This is much hotter than the average girl you see on the street.

>>70857669
she looks better now imo. More like an adult

>>70850896
dey took her looks