What in the absolute FUCK is this? I just listened to the first

I miss being 14

Neck yourself

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>>70789453
>mfw

i just had a flashback to 08-09.

>>70789453
You should listen to Close to the Edge instead of that trash.

Agree wit u anon

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>>70789453
Music is literally just a bunch of noises. Are you retarded or something?

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>>70789453
Holy shit, my dude. Don't ever post here again.

Good bait, triggered me real good

>>70789453
its another game of 'is this bait or is OP actually this retarded'

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>>70789453
Come on, lad. You can't possibly be this much of a pleb.

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>>70789453
I can't wait to see a thread about how this is the best album of all time in a few months when it "clicks"

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>>70789453

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>>70789831
All wrong. You guys don't have to pretend to like things on an anonymous website.

>>70789531
Only honest person ITT.

>>70789453
but did you really listen to it man
like reallly listen to it

>>70789900
I couldn't make it past the first track. It was fucking repetitive noise. You expect me to sit through the whole thing?

>>70789926
its literally just pop rock put through effects to make it sound 'dreamy' you utter plebeian

get your ears or sound system checked because something is wrong and it isnt with everyone else

>>70789971
>it isnt with everyone else
People hype utter trash all the time, dude. This album is fucking shit.

>>70789926
So, there are pretty clear chord progressions. You go from the verses to the chorus, there are clear lyrics.

I mean, you can say you don't like it of course that's subjective, but it's not "just noise".

What happens when you listen to something like this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyl6KcMk430&index=3&list=PLcko5ADujCv8yEubmVvSFVTSAlUBVLOCk

Does ur head explode m8

>>70790048
This is not music.

>>70790067
I'm curious, what's some music you consider "good" then

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>>70789897
(you)

>>70790014
https://youtu.be/5D2u3ASuelQ
this is similar music without the more ' sound wall' like effects since you

Maybe loveless sounds off to you because of the pitch bending in the guitar and how there are sometimes non-melodic sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bwpoM1k50U

>>70790129
I really enjoy Lorde, Kendrick Lamar, Beyonce, Arcade Fire, Frank Ocean, some Radiohead, J Cole, Kanye West, Twenty-One Pilots, Imagine Dragons, the list goes on.
You know, actual music that isn't noise?

>>70790067
wow that's amazing you're the guy that decides what is music it's so incredible to meet you

>>70789453
listen to it louder

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>>70789453
>mfw this thread

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>>70789453
Come on, OP. I hope this is fake.

>>70790215
>Lorde
has like 2 good songs

>Kendrick, Beyonce, Arcade Fire, Frank Ocean, Radiohead, J Cole, Kanye West
It sounds like pitchfork tells you what to listen to and you have no personality what so ever

>Twenty One Pilots, Imagine Dragons
but this isnt music, its just noise

>>70790264
Twenty One Pilots and Imagine Dragons have actual production. You can actually make out their music. I can't even fucking make out MBV.

>>70790215
oh right. had me goin there m8.

half decent b8

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>>70790215
>I'll just throw in some bands /mu/ likes to not look like a complete fucking normie

>>70790310
I'm not kidding. They're all critically acclaimed artists. Is it so hard to believe that I enjoy them, or are you just being a fucking contrarian?

>>70790215
Officially b8 thread is over bois

>>70790264
>>70790336
you're falling for this?

>>70790288
you wouldnt mind telling me what you're listening on then

LOVELESS REISSUE WHEN

>>70790388
The standard iPod headphones that everybody uses. It's not my headphones. They're the same headphones that literally everybody else uses. It's the album. It's noise.

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>>70790462
They're literally the most popular pair of headphones out there My problem isn't with the headphones. It's the music.

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>>70790215
You're trying way too hard, stop

You need to work on making your bait less obvious and a bit more structured

C+

>>70790539
How am I trying too hard? I'm not the one pretending to like a shitty repetitive album because it's critically acclaimed. I'm literally just stating my opinion. You guys are the ones trying to force me to like an album that I don't fucking like. You can't accept the fact that I don't like Loveless, so you try to blame it on my headphones and my sound setup, and ask me which other artists I like. No amount of arguing will make me like it. It's not that I "don't get it" and it's not my headphones. It's just bad.

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>>70790215
Oh so this is a bait thread

>>70790677
Why is it so hard to believe that I like those artists and not Loveless? Not everybody who doesn't like what you like is trolling.

>>70790600
You literally just said that the music you like is good because it's acclaimed??

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>>70790713
I asked why it's so hard to believe that I like them. I didn't say that they were good BECAUSE they're acclaimed. Learn to fucking read.

>>70790600
>shitty repetitive album
You only listened to the first song.

>stating my opinion
You haven't stated your own opinion. You asked why other people like it and called the first song a bunch of noise, which is objectively false.

Give us some intelligent criticism.

>>70790741
I skimmed through it. I Only Said is even more repetitive than Only Shallow. That song sounds like a fucking loop. It's a lazy, poorly-recorded album, and I don't have to like it.

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>>70789453
>>>/middleschool/

I don't like the album either. Started to sound kind of good after the fourth or fifth listen though. I wouldn't say it's garbage.

>>70789453
Fucking leave, you pleb.

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>>70790999
Based trips, and basically this is the difference between disliking an album and throwing shit at people who like it, like faggot OP

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>>70790600
>He's still going

>>70790215
pleb entry-tier taste anon. Have you even checked the wikia?

>>70789453
Look at what you've done, you massive pleb. I'm so fucking angry right now.

>>70789453
I agree. Listened to this album from front to back one time and didn't give a shit about listening to it twice. Boring and unforgettable as hell. Seems to me people only like this album becaus of the nostalgia listening to it as a pre pubescent teenager.

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>It's another "I can't understand that an album can still be good even if I don't like it" episode

You guys mind if I post my Loveless review here?

>>70790785
see there's opinions and then there's
>lazy
>poorly-recorded

This is objectively wrong, like historically its not fucking true.

>>70789453
there's at least 3 other faggotry "what the fuck is this, /mu/" threads about this album up right now, shut the fuck up and listen more if you want to understand it more or never listen to it again, your choice

Sometimes i just dont get 4chan...

look at what you've started

>>70790264
So this is the new thing, when you name artists that are good that you listen to then you're just listening to them cause you read too much Pitchfork. Good to know. (Btw I don't think J Cole gets high scores from most of the publications).

Of Pop albums that spawned multiple top 40 hits, Lorde's is better than the vast majority. Definitely more than 2 good songs.

>>70792085
>So this is the new thing, when you name artists that are good that you listen to then you're just listening to them cause you read too much Pitchfork.

Because your taste is 'baby's first critically acclaimed modern music'. You must listen to music for fashion or otherwise like some robot.

>Definitely more than 2 good songs.
Well she has like 15 songs so you give me a list

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>>70789453

it just wasn't loud enough or you weren't high enough

>>70792677
kek

>>70789453
It is fucking shit though. what are you guys? like 17?

>>70790600
There's a lot stuff intentional stuff done with stage wide weird pitch bending distortion in different rhythms and spots. People like the song because of the texture this it creates. It's really interesting.

That drone of the same noise you hear has variance in rhythm and pitch.

Do you listen to other bands like Alcest, listen to the guitar distortion and say "wow this whole song sounds like static?"

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>>70789453

What in the absolute FUCK is this? I just read this post and it's literally a bunch of memes. It's not even good memes. It's like the same stale meme for three sentences. I don't understand how people can enjoy this. If the whole board is like this, I don't want any part of it. This is not a "patrician" board. This is fucking reddit.

>>70789453
>>70789897

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taWNFd8KII0

Is it my bloody valentine, like your sweetheart is covered in blood, or is it my bloody valentine the way someone British would say it because he's mad at her?

I unironically felt like you about it too for a long time, I only started to like this album after listening to it on repeat in the middle of the night while looking through porn stuff for hours on end. I think the album has a sexual, fetishistic vibe to it. That might just be me though. If its about something else I sure as fuck can't tell, its not like I understand the lyrics.

Basically if you don't like an album other people seem to like, try changing the context of your listening.

My Bloody Valentine is legitimately one of the worst bands of all time.

This is what happens when a bunch of faux-artsy numales really want to be cool and different but are too dumb and uninteresting to do it any way possible and also think they're too good for anything that conveys any kind of emotion. Or is catchy. Or is written well. Or has anything redeeming.

Listening to this god-awful band is like having an 8th grader beat me over the head with a finger painting. It is so contrived it's agonizing. These guys so hard to be artsy it sounds like the members have veigns popping out of their forehead.

It goes out of its way to be different because it has no other ways to be interesting and the way it's different is just random bullshit. It's lame as fuck and them cranking that factor up to 11 doesn't change that.

I don't expect any kind of rebuttal because their fans are the worst kind of hipsters that act like babies when someone doesn't like what they like and think insulting someone is an argument.
The problem is that My Bloody Valentine are a special kind of unlistenable; their albums don't reward active engagement, but they don't make good background music, either. Their brand of twee is cloying and grating like an attention-starved, sugar-crashing eight-year-old who wants you to admire his finger painting, while you're trying to wash the dishes.

>>70794431
14 years old

>>70789528
>suggesting even more shit
Yes killed prog with their shit lyrics. Genesis did Yes better than Yes did Yes.

>>70794431

this bait doesnt work thought because its just guitar distortion with vague and loose lyrics, if you made this about a joanna newsom album then you could probably get me

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Oh look, a thread engineered to get as many negative responses as possible is getting many negative responses.

What a surprise.

mods pls sticky this thread

>>70794815
/mu/ in a nutshell

LE BUMP

>>70789453
that's okay, soon is the only good track off it anyway

>>70789453
wow you're right man i honestly haven't listened to this album before and i thought /mu/ was roasting you for a good reason

but this shit sucks it's so boring

>>70789453
I smell new pasta

>>70789453
Agree. It will grow on us though we just need to listen more

>>70799035
this isn't even bait why the fuck would you enjoy this