>literal fucking Übermensch >sings about getting

>tfw ywn not be a cuck
Why are women so evil?

Cuck =/= cheated on

>>70778936
This is 4chan. cuck = everything

>>70778936
Adultery and cuckoldry is the same damn thing

>>70778993
please be bait

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>>70779000

>>70778895
looks like agent cooper that went super saiyan

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>>70778993
He was over 2m, fucking mongoloid idiot.

If you watched his interviews he came off as very needy and clingy. No man can come back from that. One of the biggest labia dryers there is to a woman.

>>70779016
Makes sense, as Type O Negative is the Twin Peaks of metal: adored by hipsters for being "dark" and "weird" but it's actually boring shite

>>70778895

>uberman
>manlet

pls

>>70779093
>6'8" (203 cm)

4/10

>>70779088
damn

>>70779133
Anything below 7 feet is pretty much manlet tier, newfriend.

>>70778895
Trent is really hench now, eh?

>>70778895
someone post the pics

Big, broody and sensitive. Basically a walking panty-destroyer.

>>70778895
ubermensch have one wife and kids and land.

This is a muscular but hedonistic male who enjoys fucking many women and doing drugs. He shouldn't be surprised when his woman is also hedonistic.

>>70779088
huh

Desu, this isn't good music, and ethically you are looking for an eagle among turkeys.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

>>70780216
holy fuck, can't unsee

I don't think you know what an Übermensch is OP

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>>70778895
Type O Negative is mediocre cuck metal

>>70780385

Well, I love Type O, Baroness, The Sword, Opeth and Sunn O))) (and Mr. Bungle, though not entirely sure why they're here). Clearly going to have to investigate some albums on this list, and possibly pegging.

>>70780385
>mfw I love 75% of these albums

what is not nu-male metal then?

>>70778895
>literal ubermensch
>dies

wooow

>>70779088
lol

>>70780574
metal that isn't entry level hipster shit

>>70780380
Natürlich weiß ich, was Übermensch bedeutet, du Untermensch.

>>70780574
TRVE EPIC BLACK METOL FROM NORWAY

>>70780574

I'd even go as high as almost 90% for me. God damnit.

>>70780595
That's basically early Ulver and it's still nu-male metal

>>70780574

Judging by how great some of the albums on that list are, I'm going to go with stuff that sounds like the vocalist from Ghost Bath drowning in a well full of wet cement.

>>70780614
Ulver is shit, listen to real underground metal bands like Mayhem or Darkthrone

>>70780385
wtf I love nu-males now

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>>70780551
>>70780574
>>70780596
>>70780617
>tfw you're not 15 anymore so you can't enjoy nu-male metal anymore

>>70778936
In a winters tale by William Shakespeare, the main character is concerned his wife is cheating on him. He goes on about how she is making a cuckold of him, and giving him horns.

If your wife has sex with other men for whatever reason, you're a cuck.

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>>70779981
Let me guess you don't like them because the female you liked loved Peter Steele.

Type O Negative was god tier music. Plus it was the ultimate panty remover.

I would bring sluts home, put this on and know that I will be getting some very soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhz0CMZsIwI

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>>70780385

I LIKE NU-MALE METAL NOW

>>70780665

In Praise of Bacchus - balls deep at 7:00

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>>70780665
It is hard to believe he is dead.

He really was larger then life. This is my favorite TON song.

Anesthesia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U73MZJKaXBM

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>>70780629
Stop trolling

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>>70780385

>>70782244
t. neo-man

>>70780663
>In a winters tale by William Shakespeare
What does that have to do with anything?

>>70778895
So just cause he looks like a fucking bear means he can't sing about his life and feelings? Fuck yourself.

>>70780593
>I speak a degenerate barbaric tongue, therefore I know what an Übermensch is
Yeah, no. I'd advise picking up a book sometime

HEY WOLF MOON

>>70779194
>>70779359
>>70780583
all me

>>70782344
that was also me lol

>>70778936
>Cuck =/= cheated on
um that's exactly what it is.

>>70778895
>thinking the idea of the over man applies to one's physical status

>>70780385
half of those bands are not even metal

>>70780593
>writing in elementary level German

>>70782307
>calling German 'degenerate barbaric tongue'
>Nietzsche wrote Also sprach Zarathustra in German

And to end
>Philosophical discussion can go on either /lit/ or /his/

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>>70780812
>Anesthesia

>>70778895
is that the Winter Soldier

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>>70780385
>burzum

>>70782452
Wie genau war des elementar deutsch du Spastiker? Kannst du überhaupt Deutsch sprechen? sonnst Schnauze

>>70782618
JA MANN; ZEIGS IHM! HEIL HITLER!

>>70782639
SIEG HEIL

>>70780216
>Whats wrong? Are you a chicken? Bawk bawk bawk

>>70780385
Fuck off to /metal/ faggot

>>70783314
kys

>>70780574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwnuc-4pbak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sqzHRdoooU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_RLAymw0NY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc

>>70780655
16 year old spotted

>>70783422
any self-respecting 16 year old at least stopped listening to nu-male metal

>>70783460
You probably listen to shit like this and think you have good taste lmao
>>70783391

>>70780385
Type O Negative nu male music? thats probably just because Saruffi likes them, what a piece of shit chart

>>70778993
lol what admin deleted by epin troll post?

>>70783483
judging from this pathetic attempt at a comeback you're probably not even 15 yet
>>70783529
they're objectively nu-male music

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>>70780385
Rust In Peace? You are literally a faggot

>>70783550
>not as pathetic as spending hour to make a terrible b8 chart
You can't be more than 16

>objectively
Fuck off retard

/metal/ is a complete joke
It's easier to talk about nu-metal there than black metal now

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>>70783563
since you've been highly triggered by this chart i can positively say that it's very effective against against easily influenced people
don't worry you'll eventually grow up

>>70783608
I am probably older than you faggot

>>70783391
you forgot twisted sister

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>>70783629
i'll have you know that i'm actually over 12 so that's very unlikely

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>I call people nu-males on the internet

>>70783608
>>70783651
Kill yourself

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sweet lord good thing i filtered this sad excuse of a tripfag long ago

>>70783712
I have a new trip too

kill yourself

>>70778895
He looks disgusting. If he happened to be my boyfriend for some fucking reason I wouldn't even think twice about cheating on him.

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>>70780385
Sunbather and Moonlover were the only albums I liked that have come out recently and my favorite on that list is filosofem. Am I 15

>>70780551
What's funny is that's a bait chart with a lot of non-nu-male metal, but all of the bands you selected except Type O are in fact nu male metal.

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>I am so much better than those fucking nu-males fuck yeah trve metal!

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>>70783878
>metal? yeah i listen to some metal, but only GOOD metal like Converge, Deafheaven, Sunn O))), Boris, Opeth... the list could go on.

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>>70783948
>fucking nu-males ruining my metal! keep metal trve!

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>>70783963
>yeah i'm a HUGE metal fan, but if pitchfork or anthony fantano hasn't reviewed this particular album i won't listen to it

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>>70784010
>I only listen to REAL metal! \m/ Pantera, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Metallica, the list could go on..

>>70782452
>calling German 'degenerate barbaric tongue'
Not descended from Latin? Yeah, pretty much barbaric mein friend
>Nietzsche wrote Also sprach Zarathustra in German
Which has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you have no idea what an Übermensch is. Tip: it has nothing to do with race you fucking tard

>>70778964
No, it's only cuckoldry if you know about it

>>70784019
uh hey buddo those are nu-male as fuck

Metal died in 1993. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already recorded by 1993). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Onward to Golgotha, Pure Holocaust, and The Red in the Sky is Ours, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Soul and Gojira, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into AC/DC).

>>70785003
but ac-dc wrote cool songs and drank and got laid all the time and people thought they were fun and invited them to parties

>>70785003
>Reads A.N.U.S once
Go back to your faggot boards

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>>70780385

>>70783848

Oh, I know it's bait. I just don't really care that someone on /mu/ has decided a large variety of metal bands fit under the derogatory genre du jour.

>>70780385
Reply

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>>70783878
>>70783948
>>70783963
>>70784010
>>70784019
i swear i have know people like everyone of these.

>>70778936
That's the definition retard

>>70780385
This isn't really fair. ALL metal is cuck metal, it's literally for children and faggots.

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>>70779203
>sub-8'5" manlets calling others manlets

>>70778895
Is that Peter Steele?

every metalhead i've ever met is a gross low t autismo, i don't know why metalheads on /mu/ try to pretend they're not numales

>>70786941
>being ageist AND homophobic
wew lad

>>70785978
>>70786119
>>70786857
>>70786941
>>70787018
>>70787052
t. opeth fans

>>70782258
weak bait

>>70778964
>>70780663
>>70782379
>>70786907
When people use cuck as an insult, the implication is not only that they get cheated on but that they like it

>>70787081
>t.
What is this, some shitty internet meme? You do realise only the most pathetic of nu-males spew internet memes, right? It's pretty much the bread and butter of the internet raised fatherless child suffering from severe social media brain rot. I'd ask whether you're capable of feeling any shame whatsoever but I don't think it needs to be asked.

>>70786941
no, Shoegaze is for faggots and rap is for children
get your shit right

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>>70787165
This

Cuckholdering is used on people that enjoy the idea of their partner cheating.

Calling someone a cuck for being cheated on is salt on the wound and factually incorrect.
Literally just fucking Google it.

>>70787018
the average /mu/ browser is much more pathetic than your average metalfag btw
this is factually true

>>70787186
it's short for terveisin

also take your autism meds pal

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>>70787583
threatening to rape someone is never okay, you've been reported

>>70778895

is that tommy wiseau?

>>70780385

wtf I hate cynic and agalloch now

>>70780216
top kek

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>>70780551
>>70780574
>>70780643
>>70780675
>>70782244
>>70782430
>>70782559
>>70783314
>>70783529
>>70786857
>>70787583

>All these nu-males

Fucking hell..