>I LOVE alternative music anon haha, mainstream sucks! I'm

*turns 360 and walks away*

>>70743318
Yes I really like their music. Can I fuck you? Can I slam my cock inside of you? I want to make some gut salad in your ovary dish. We can go hard or soft, your choice really. If you like, I can even let you wet your pinky and rim my asshole with it while I fuck you in the missionary position.

>>70743334
are you retarded? 360 isnt walkign away

>>70743363
you're really bad at maths aren't you

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I could be talking about my local mainstream scene.

show her my dope grimeth tattoo and accidentally pull out benis

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>>70743318
Lana del Rey might not be indie, but she's definetly a FAT FUCK

holy shit look at this fat fuck

what happend to thin Lana?

>>70743318
>I love posting on 4chin, normie forums suck! I'm pretty intelligent
>Have you seen my unoriginal strawman meme thread that has already been posted millions of times before? :)

>>70743363
Turn 360 and moonwalk away. GG EZ.

>>70743318
How is she wrong? Both Lana Del Rey and Arctic Monkeys are indie

walk away before people here will eat you alive
>>70743318

what the fuck is indie >>70743551

I'd punch her in her fucking face and spit on her unconscious body
Before walking away, I'd slide under her arm a copy of Swans - Filth but it would be incredibly damaged so she could only imagine what it sounded like.

>>70743596
>he doesn't know what indie is

>>70743606
>>...y-y-yea i love indie too
>> have u heard of swans...
>> n-n-no? haha that's cool they aren't that good anyways

>>70743714
>they aren't that good anyways
but this is actually true?

>>70743318
How about instead of being an ass, you, shall we say, help "expand her horizons."

>>70743466
It's unlikely you'll ever get a woman who looks as good as that.

>>70743334
Wha-wha-what? You just walk the same direction you big goofy!

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>>70743968
atleast i can find a woman that isn't obese

>>70743466
more like Lardass del Rey amirite boys?

>>70743759
Are they that good?

They are pretty one dimensional emotionally.

>>70744037
>>70743466
More like Lana Del Weigh

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>>70744055

>>70743466
>>70744037
>>70744055
more like Lana del fat

>>70744026
thicc

>>70744039
they do that one dimension better than anyone else

>>70744103
That makes them just alright.

>>70743318
Yeah I have they're pretty good, you know I actually have an original copy of born to dievon vinyl, we should go back to my place and listen to it.


(I actually do have a copy I love lana unironically fight me Faggots)

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>I LOVE alternative music femanon haha, mainstream sucks! I'm pretty indie
>Have you heard Animal Collective and Death Grips?

>>70744488
the only people that don't like Lana are the ones that haven't listened to any of her music expect her singles

>>70744037
>>70744055
>>70744072
Too fucking savage lmao

>>70744512
what do you accomplish by doing this?

>>70744567
Oh are the the non-single tracks written and produced by herself without help, not under the guise of a made-up persona, and somehow have the artistic credibility the singles are lacking?

No of course not fuck you

>>70744621
what do you mean? obviously to get to know her better and let her know my interests

>>70744026
fat and no tits sucks

>see this thread as I'm listening to Arctic Monkeys
well then

>>70743466
Thats what we call thicc my brehs