What do you imagine other /mu/ users to be like irl? Pic

Super Hans is the best Peepfu.

>>70720898
i would say jez is the quintessential /mu/ poster but he's actually able to get laid fairly regularly

>>70720927
The entirety of /mu/ consists of Bernie supporters though.

>>70720898
i'm literally jez, but with the social retardation and misanthropy mark. and i'm talking series 1-2 mark

pretty sure i will never achieve anything

>>70720967
i feel like a fat guy in numale glasses who's also a NEET trump supporter encompasses both sides of the /mu/ spectrum

>>70720927
this that "i need a new profile picture and don't have any friends so i'm going to take a selfie with my face pointed at an angle"

>>70720989
Nah, /mu/ is about as /leftypol/ as it gets without going full /co/.

>>70721002
There's no black posters here.

I'd imagine them being kinda like this: very thin guys. Not in shape at all, and eat like shit, but somehow keeping their weight range. Most of them would have glasses, and their legs would be constantly shaking when they sat down. Conversations with them would be kinda awkward, kinda casual. They wouldn't really talk to you unless is was about music. And if you had any similar interest they would want to hang out with you if they had the chance. They'd be too forward when PMing people, and all their friends would be emo girls. If you're reading this, /mu/tant, Please go outside more. You won't regret it.

>>70721205
>please go outside more
Oh fuck off. What do you want me to do? Sit down at a fucking cafe, buy a coffe and drink it and walk out? Woah holy fucking shit what an enriching experience.

Lonesome people do go outside. They go about, do their stuff, and nothing happens. Every time. That's how the real world works.

>>70721205
I don't have glasses, conversations with me are _very_ awkward and >implying I know girls as anything more than acquaintances

also this >>70721244

>>70721244
Drag yourself to do stuff where you're forced to interact with other people.

>>70721326
I am not aware of any such place that isn't an educational institution. We're also going quite past the idea of "just walk outside" at this point.

>>70721353
You should have a job where you're forced to interact with others, so you can have a chance to develop the social skills necessary to live the life you want to live

>>70721402
>You should have a job where you're forced to interact with others
I do and I loathe my co-workers. Now where's this magical lalaland where people are forced to socialise with me?

>>70721443
You have to get friends now.

>>70721492
Very useful post. Holy shit, how insightful. Wait just a minute while I get onto the friend-bus heading straight for friend-town so I could go to the friend-store and grab myself some friends for ten quid a piece. I heard they have a "buy two, get third for free" deal going on. Thanks, your genuis advice just changed my life. You fucking twat.

>>70721205
>>70721326
>>70721402
>>70721492
>chads unironically think this sort of shit is 'helpful advice'

>i'm really lonely
>haha, maybe you should spend less time alone!1!1!1! xD

>i'm really depressed
>haha, maybe you should cheer up!!!!!11!!1!1! xD

>i'm really anxious
>haha, maybe you should chill out!!1!1!1!!!1 xD

friendly reminder that chads are subhuman

>>70721443
Go find a traditional games club, play a tabletop game or a roleplaying game, talk to people, probe for potential friends.
Join a club, maybe find a hobby.
Maybe nobody wants to socialise with you because you're a boring person?
Read, go to a gym, better yourself, watch movies and listen to music.
Don't feel like you're entitled to friends either. Just take life as it goes.
If you're not making friends, say fuck it and live a solitary life. Maybe you'll make some on the way.
There's never a foolproof solution for anything, y'know. You just gotta keep trying things.

>>70721244
unty put your trip back on

>>70720898
Big Beats Manifesto

>>70721538
>Go find a traditional games club
None anywhere in my town or even county.
>Maybe nobody wants to socialise with you because you're a boring person?
Nobody socialises with me because I have no reason to talk to anyone and nobody has any reason to talk to me. Shit is quite simple.
>read, watch movies, and listen to music
What the fuck do you think I am doing?
>go to a gym
I don't want to. Is learning an instrument and a language no enough in between a nine to five? Am I supposed to just pull time out of my ass?
>Don't feel like you're entitled to friends either. Just take life as it goes.
>If you're not making friends, say fuck it and live a solitary life. Maybe you'll make some on the way.
Oh shit, so you mean do that thing I've been doing the entire time? Thanks, here I thought I was being told to go outside and cast some friend-making magic on radom strangers out on the street.

>>70721538
>go to a gym
T H E R E I T I S

i try to think of other /mu/tants as little as possible

>>70721624
Hang on, he's done something there

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>>70720898
I imagine /mu/ users are all like 1 of the 3 main characters in High Fidelity

>>70721759
so...which one are you?

>>70721645
>here I thought I was being told to go outside and cast some friend-making magic on radom strangers out on the street.

I think you're misunderstanding what people mean by "Go outside more". Obviously they mean throwing yourself into situations that might possibly net you friends or might not. If you don't want to do that, it's fine.
It just seems like everyone who gets angry about this has a very self victimizing attitude.

>>70721685
I don't even go to a gym but I see no reason why it's regarded as a meme. You people seem to throw irony at anything you don't understand and blame the rest of the world.

>>70721759
Probably Dick

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im a 21 yr old college student who plays tennis for my university

Have a gf whos trying to become a personal trainer and have 3 friends who all play music(2 are in hardcore punk bands and other tries to be flying lotus)

guess im pretty normal tho i have terrible anxiety.

pic related is my last 7 days!

>>70721798
Gah
Meant for
>>70721765

>>70721645
>waah I don't have the time
It's one hour out of your day, I'm sure you'd be able to find the time if you stopped shitposting on 4chan and beating your cock like a baboon to japanese pornography.
And why are you learning a language if you don't speak to anyone? Russian is the only language worth learning for literature and if you don't you're not missing out on much.
>nine to five
Self inflicted wage slavery, you have absolutely no right to complain
If you actually used your youth well instead of playing videogames you might be in a better place, just blow your brains out you pathetic cuckold.

>>70721843
yeah i recognise you, you blog on /mu/!