What is DOOM's best verse and why is it >rappers suck,

>Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner
>The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be "knob shiner"
>For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck
>To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks

>That's why he brings his own needles
>And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos
>Slip like Freudian
>Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

The entirety of figaro

Overthrow 'em like throwing rover a biscuit
A lot of bitches think he's overly chauvinistic

>Rap snitches, telling all their business
>Sit in the court and be their own star witness
>Do you see the perpetrator? - Yeah, I'm right here
>Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years

The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the.. hash slinging slasher

When he says
"DONT FORGET THA CANOLI"
In the first Godfather movie

Mmm mmm mm

To all rappers: shut up with your shutting up
And keep your shirt on, at least a button-up
Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin' males?
Out of work jerks since they shut down Chippendales

>One for the money, two for the better green
>3-4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine

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>mfw I just found out MF Doom is literally British.

It makes so much fucking sense now.

Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder
Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft sweet minor
China was a neat signer, trouble with the script
Digits double dipped, bubble lipped, subtle lisp midget
Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though
Pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine, let's go
Ever since ten eleven, glad she made a brethren
Then it's last down, seven alligator seven, at the gates of heaven
Knocking, no answer, slow dancer, hopeless romancer, dopest flow stanzas

>*spits loudly on mic*
>doesn't rhyme or flow at all
yeah this is my favorite

>>70708323
I can't even listen to that line without at least cracking a smile. It's so good

Never let her interfere with the Yeti ghetto slang
Nicknames of nimble and tip of nipple metal fang
Known amongst hoes for the bang-bang
Known amongst foes for flow without no talking orangutans
Only gin and Tang
Guzzled out a rusty tin can, me and this mic is like yin and yang
CLANG!

>only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self-destruct

Already woke, spared a joke, barely spoke, rarely smoke
Stared at folks when properly provoked, mirror broke
Here, share strawberry morning, gone an more important spawning
Torn in, poor men sworn in
Cornish hens switching positions, auditioning morticians
Saw it in a vision, ignoring prison
Ignoramuses enlist and sound dumb
Found 'em drowned in cow's dung, crowns flung
Rings a Tinkerbell, sing for things that's frail as a fingernail
Bring a scale, stale ginger lingers
Seven figures invigor
Nigga, fresh from out the jail, alpha male
Sickest ninja injury this century, enter plea
Lend sympathy to limper Simple Simon rhyming emcees
Trees is free, please leave a key
These meagre fleas, he's the breeze
And she's the bees knees for sheez
G's of G's
Seize property, shopper sprees, chop the cheese
Drop the grease to stop diseases, gee wiz pa!
DOOM rock grandma like the kumbaya
Mama was a ho hopper, papa was a Rolling Stone star like Obama
Pull a card like oh drama
Civil liberties
These little titties abilities riddle me, middle C
Give a MC a rectal hysterectomy
Lecture on removal of the bowels, foul technically
Don't expect to see the recipe
Until we receive the check as well as the collection fee
More wreck than Section Z
What you expect to get for free?
Shit from me, history

>>70708937
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>>70709380
fucking word.

There's only one beer left
Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
Tempt me, do a number on the label
Eat up all them MC's and drink em under the table like
It's on me
Put it on my tab king
However you get there foot it, cab it, iron horse it
You leaving on your face, forfeit