/mu/, I, a humble fa/tg/uy. come to you in my time of need.

>>70688364
>There was a young lass who had a fine ass
>and she showed it whenever she could
>At markets and fairs, you'll see it right there
>At showing her ass she was good
>The men they will all gather
>They'd be in a lather
>to see the best ass in the land
>They'd pat it and poke it and strech it and stroke it
>And asked if she needed a hand

first part

>>70688476
>It's Saturday night
>she'll wash it up right with water and baby shampoo
>and after a scrubbin', she'll dry it and rub it some mystical oil from peru
>Then out for a walk were the men ... , and they whisper whenever she'd pass
>I'd borrow her ... make the devil a deal to have such a wonderful ass

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>>70688476
>>70688572
That's what I'm talking about, anon. Thanks for your contribution!

>>70688572
>The ladies in town would nip her (I think) and frown at Jenny the pride of Kildare
>They chide her and ride her, they (run?) they describe her as someone who wasn't all there
>But Jenny will smile cuz she knew all the while these women were jealous in >class?
>And they never know the pleasure that flows from having a wonderful ass

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>>70688683
>The ladies in town would nip her (I think) and frown at Jenny the pride of Kildare

Tha-that's lewd. Way too lewd.

More like "the ladies in town would nip it"... I think.

>>70688683
>She was lovely and fair, a beauty quite rare so it just was matter of time
>that she met her true love, her own turtledove with more than her ass in his mind
>they were very well met for he was a vet(?) and HE KNEW every inch of her ass
>but it's not how it sounds, not supple and round, it's ....

dunno wtf he;s saying at the end there

fuck off loser

>>70688773
chorus is something like:

>it's big and it's bold, a joy to behold
>an honour will always a glass
>Not a rab(?) or a son(?) or a horse or a cow
>compares to her wonderful ass

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>>70688773
>>70688827
>HE KNEW every inch of her ass

Well, in my defence, endured sounded more hilarious. And yeah, fuck the ending and especially the chorus.

Thanks for lending me a hand anon.

I like /tg/ for the knowledge on tabletop they have but goddamn you all sound like fedora tipping retards when you type out a post
You're not writing some epic fantasy poem with flowery words and artful turns of phrase when you post on a music imageboard, just tell us what you fucking want

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>>70688900
Checked.

And sorry, anon, just tried to make the thread more flashy. Here, have some Lucy.

>>70688572
>Then out for a walk were the men ... , and they whisper whenever she'd pass
>I'd borrow her ... make the devil a deal to have such a wonderful ass

possibly:
>Then out for a walk where the men would all dock, and they whisper whenever she'd pass
>I'd borrow or steal, make the devil a deal to have such a wonderful ass

>>70688827
>Not a ram or a sow or a horse or a cow

>>70688900
i liek going to troll their now and then with terible grammer, speling punctuation like this. they get very butmad. its amusing. there all huge cheetoh-covered asshats on their.

>>70688959
I get it I'm not actually as mad as I seem but seriously, fatguys love to pretend to use fedoraisms in their posts

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>>70689023
And that's a wrap with the chorus! Thanks.

>>70689123
Well you ought to have a certain degree of autism to come up with shit on the fly while DMing. You never know with what kind of insane thought the players will come up with.

Getting back on track, great job guys! Only a few words remain.

>There was a young lass who had a fine ass
>and she showed it whenever she could
>At markets and fairs, you'll see it right there
>At showing her ass she was good
>The men they will all gather, they'd be in a lather
>to see the best ass in the lands
>They'd pat it and poke it and strech it and stroke it
>And asked if she needed a hand

>[Chorus]
>It's big and it's bold, a joy to behold
>in honour will always a glass
>Not a ram or a sow or a horse or a cow
>compares to her wonderful ass

>It's Saturday night
>she'll wash it up right with water and baby shampoo
>and after a scrubbin', she'll dry it and rub it some mystical oil from (Peru?)
>Then out for a walk were the men (will all dock?), and they whisper whenever she'd pass
>I'd borrow or steal, make the devil a deal to have such a wonderful ass

>[Chorus]

>The ladies in town would nip it and frown at Jenny the pride of Kildare
>They chide her and ride her, they roughly describe her as someone who wasn't all there
>But Jenny will smile for she knew all the while these women were jealous in (class?)
>And they'd never know the pleasure that flows from having a wonderful ass

>[Chorus]

>She was lovely and fair, a beauty quite rare so it just was matter of time
>that she met her true love, her own turtledove with more than her ass on his mind
>they were very well met for he was a (...?) and he knew every inch of her ass
>but it's not how it sounds, not supple and round, it's (...?)

>[Chorus x2]

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Well I'm off to sleep folks. Thanks everyone who contributed or have yet to do so! We are almost there.